Sunday, April 29, 2007

Vicchuda~~

daMn~~ the fish head @ uptown finish~~
#$%&*@

we order the drink aredi ler...
damn it~~
no choice~~ pay then quit~~~

werE to eat~~!??
ok~~ nex station~~~~~~~ viccuda~~~~ a place which been forgoten~~~

yeah yeah~~~
having dinner (Tom Yam) @ Viccuda, Damansara Utama~~
damn it~~~long time nv been here aredi~~~
last time alwyz come here wif boOtak & foOk tao 1~~~
the tom yam so farking spicy~~~



beh tahan~~~
mulut sudah ada 3 "lubang"~~~ but stil offer all the spicy foOd~~~
takut i cannot get sicK~~~





oh~~ saw BT @ viccuda~~~
wau~~~ his gf danm cute + pretty~~~
loOKs like model lar...
btw~~ is tat model~~~!!???




after makan~~ walk to the c2piD nalis yamcha~~
blow water til 1 somthinG~~~

oh~~ happy bird day to wenG~~~
is ur birdday~~
lolz~~~ 25 yrs old birdday blowing water wif us~~
poOr fella~~~ so pitty~~
but lucky stil got garl here lar..
not so bad lar~~
hahaha~~

OMG~~ 1 somthing~~~
saturday stil need to worK~~
zzzZzZZzzzzz~~~

tat's y i loOKs blurr blurr noW~~~
luckY bosS so buzy todayz~~~~
n he didnt realize tat i tutup mata n tidur'inG~~
muahahahaha~~~~

Friday, April 27, 2007

my buniness carD~~ (name caRd lar)

yeah yeah~~

i got my own name card~~~
muahahaha~~~
i apply for it 2 weeks ago~~~
now sudah dptnya~~~

2 boxes lar...
each box got 50 cards inside~~~

muahahahahaha~~~~

nex time tak payah answer ppl tat " i tak ada name card yet" lar~~

u want name card~~!!??
nah ~~ here izit~~~

=p

pooR fella~~ bad luck fella~~ "shui hai"~~~

errmmm~~~

do u guys believe tat som times som1 will bring the bad luck to others ppl~~!!??

satu org boleh make the ship/boat kelam 1~~

last time i used to refer to 1 "shui hai" when i gamble in world cup...
guess wat... i alwys win...
win 8 matches out of 10~~~
1 draw + 1 lose only~~~

lolz~~ tat's y..
as wat i alwyz say.....
dun follow the ONG fella~~
1st.. u gonna find the "shui hai" out 1st....
then "bet" the opposite~~

go genting punya 1st mission is find the most bad luck fella out 1st..
then bet against him/her~~~

lolz~~~
guess wat...
i found another "shui hai" now~~~
MAX is the 1~~~

it sudden remind me somthing~~
do u believe tat ada org boleh jatuh his HP to toilet bowl when he bang sai~~!!??
hahaha~~~ he is the 1.....
wat for u bang sai also wanna answer the call...?

big biz arrr~~!!???
big customer calling~~!!??
aiyo~~~ finish/done ur "biz" in toilet 1st lar.......
call can answer later 1...
call tat fella back later lar....
o u wanna save the credit~~!?!?
i tot u using post-paid~~!!??
u r bosS lar....
dun so kiang siaP lar~~~

OH SHI is more important lar~~~



P/s: Max, i purposely write this 1... to promote u~~!! u becom famous lar~~~ =p

也许~~~衰开有条路~~~~!!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Daulat tuanku~~

~~~~holidayz~~~~

not agong bird day arr~~!??
ohhh~~ tukar agOng izit~~!??

lolz~~ wat ever lar~~~
happy holidayz~~~



~~~Mr Bean's Holiday~~~

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

男女吵架协议 ~~

~~~copy frm forum~~~

(应该是女的杰作吧) >.<



男女吵架协议

1,吵架不当着父母,亲戚,邻居的面吵,在公共场所给对方面子。

2,不管谁对谁错,只要一吵架,男方必须先轻声轻气哄女方一次,女方才能马上冷静下来,否则女方一看到男方哇啦哇啦女方也忍不住哇啦哇啦,一旦造成严重后果,全部由男方负责。

3,在家里吵架不准一走了之,实在要走不得走出小区,不许不带手机和关机。

4,尊敬对方的父母长辈,吵架不开心不能对父母无礼。

5,有错一方要主动道歉,无错一方在有错方道歉并补偿后要尽快原谅对方。

6,双方都有错时要互相检讨,认识到错误并道歉后由男方主动提出带女方出去散心。

7,要出气不准砸东西,只能吃东西,实在手痒只能砸枕头。

8,吵架尽量不隔夜,晚上困觉觉时男方必须主动抱女方,女方生气百般推让男方也不能就此放弃,一定要哄到女方睡着,做上美梦。。。

9,每周都要给对方按摩一次,因为大家经常吵架都很辛苦,男方手艺不好的话可以跟盲人师傅学,严禁和发廊女学!

10,吵架时男方不准挂电话,如果挂了要马上打回去,并表示歉意,吵架时女方如果挂了电话,男方必须在1分钟内打给女方,电话不通打手机,总之不能气绥,屡挂屡打,但是女方也要给男方面子,每次挂电话次数不多于5次。


(公约条款暂时为以上这几条,可由女方无理由无时间限制的更改,男方有权利提出异议,但是异议是否被采纳最终解释权在女方手里。)





男方签名:YYY              女方签名:XXX  

时间:Y年Y月Y日             时间:Y年Y月Y日

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

~~~~唱衰昶安~~~~

~~~~唱衰昶安~~~~

CCA = baka = bodoH = liar ~~~~~!!!!
nv keep ur promise~~~~!!!!

!@#$%5^&*(@6^&#^²1~~~!!

3825 968~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!


i told u tat i will scold u here~~~~~~!!!
u blow me arr~~!!???



Monday, April 23, 2007

今期经典金句~~

TMD~~
日日新鲜~~事事奇~~~

今期的经典 ~~


“我发觉我越来越爱她左~~!!”

fuyoh~~~~
有时偶都好佩服阿 SK 哥的~~
越中箭越勇敢~~



~~~wanted 2~~~


~~~Pic A~~~



~~~Pic B~~~



were can get/buy this~~~!!??
i loOking it for my fren~~~
SK wanna use it to "kau lui"~~~

*click on pic A~~~ the dolls boleh nod n shake their head 1~~~

farking cute lar~~~
damn it~~~
lolz~~


>.<

~~~~wanted~~~~





any 1 c this kind of sweet be4~~!!??
i was been told tat it is a candy/sweet~~~~
its so farking cute~~~~~~


i want it~~~
death of alive~~~~~!!!

><

Sunday, April 22, 2007

女人三十~~~

一直都很想写一篇关于女人三十的文章。。。
可是总提不起兴来~~~

之前曾写过篇 给二十五岁后的男女 "忠告" 的 随手文章~~
是英文版的~~
偶这次想来个中文的~~~
(偶的中文应该好过英文~~华文应该更能表达偶的看法吧~~~)




女人三十~~~

女人阿~~~
这就像是花一样美的名字~~~
但一过了花季的时期 (30~~??)~~~~
心理嘛~~~难免有点down~~~


相信几个女人在一起时。。。
难免会谈论到象这样的话题~~~

“咳,女人人过30天,天过午了。”
“都说男人三十一枝花,女人三十豆腐渣~~~你瞧,我都有鱼尾纹了~~~”
“三十多岁了,好时候都过去了。”

谈到这里~~~女人堆们都沉默了~~~
然后~应该有个比较乐观的大声的说~~
“咱们才30而已~~人生的开始~~生活充满希望”之类的~~

然后其他的女人会高兴、识趣的符合~~
“对~对~对~~!!人生充满希望~~ ”
然后拉开话题~~
又吵吵闹闹的谈那儿有大减价~~那儿有好吃的~~~

问题解决了吗~~!!??
答案是 ~~没~~

她们像鸵鸟似的逃避着这话题~~(逃避着现实~~!!??)


“男人三十一枝花,女人三十豆腐渣“都很 hurt 料~~~

最近还来一个更狠(恨?) 的~~

“日曆再長也只有31天吧~~~!!”
(剧场需要~~那老媽还得氣定神閑的說:“那就是說再也沒有後路了~~~” 然後再去撕下一紙月歷~~)

哇~~~靠~~~~
编导是女的吗~~!!??
真的一针见血啊~~~~
女人何苦为难女人啊~~!!??


三十女人哀哀怨怨加凄凄惨惨又切切: 有什么办法呢?
到了这个年纪,女人就是豆腐渣——没人要的豆腐渣啊~~!!
任人踩、任人丢~~~

她们刚刚战胜了困扰多年的青春痘~~
现在又突然遭遇到了皱纹的侵袭~~
这些若有若无的皱纹不仅开始侵占她们的面容~~
也就在慢慢地侵蚀她们的心~~
这个漫长而微妙的过程~~~
就像是白昼和黑夜的交替~~
你身临其中却难 以觉察~~~
无情的岁月不经意间就剥蚀了她们少女时代炫目的青春光彩~~
女人都是在三十岁的时才猛然感决到生命衰老的速度是多么的可怕~~~


就像之前转文中所说的~~

“25歲以前,一切都是美好圓滿,那皮膚是吹彈可破的,那胸是尖挺高傲的,25歲過後,一切都要慢慢敗壞衰退,巔峰過了,自然就走下坡去,正是到荼蘼花事了。

28歲後的男人女人好像是注定要被忽略的一個族群,永遠的高不成低不就,青春籌碼輸給了歲月,成熟本錢還要等待添加,定位尷尬一如用雞肉做餡的燒賣-不是不好,但總是缺了些味兒。”


这~~~就是三十岁的女人~~
她们~~~永远无法阻止时间的流逝和年华的老去~~~~
又如人饮水~~~~冷暖自知~~~~



偶最近认识了几个大约三十岁的女人~~~

其实啊~~~


三十岁的女人是最美丽的女人:
是青春少女与半老徐娘的交接点,她们丰韵正旺、活力充沛、善解人意又大方得体。那特有的生理上和心理上几乎无暇般的成熟与沉 稳,是任何年龄段的女人所无法媲美的,就是用上"望尘莫及"也不为过之。她们有魄力也有能力,把自己的庄重与美丽充分地渲染并完美地展示出来。 因此,三十岁的女人,是最值得欣赏的。

三十岁的女人是半新半旧的人儿:
说旧就旧了,说新依然是新。像一朵美丽的花朵刚刚开到最最成熟 的时光,是最最美妙最最风情,也是最最善于利用自己优势的时候。这时候,少女的矜持渐行渐远,少妇的风韵却更行更生;少女的任性已被现实磨砺得消蚀了色 彩,善解人意的风情已悄悄地沉淀为某种千锤百炼的优雅,成为少妇处理、斡旋各种人际关系的无形资产。没有少女的清纯却有少妇的妩媚,没有少女的水灵灵可伶 可俐,却渗透少妇的成熟欲滴和妖娆。

三十岁的女人是最难以沟通的女人:
她们有了经历,懂得风情世故,什么样的阳光灿烂、风霜雨雪都 见识过,所以,不管是办公室里的白领,还是大街上的过客,可不能用欣享其他年龄段女人常用的那种眼光,去肆无忌惮地盯着她们,冷不防,就会惹来一个回敬的 白眼:“看什么看!没见过女人吗?!!没教养.”所以,对三十岁的女人,你别抱太多的幻想。

三 十岁的女人是最让人怜惜的女人:
常常会无缘无故地伤感,莫名其妙地惶恐,因为,她们明白:自己不再是青春少女,岁月在急速流失、美丽在无情销蚀、线条在缓 缓直化、生活在重复单调。无忧无虑、充满幻想和天真的年少时代,是那样的遥远和陌生。而此刻所拥有的一切,与曾经的理想和期望,差距是那么地大。据说,这 就是三十多女人爱哭的根本原由。

三十多岁的女性具有成熟的魅力:
丰富的生活经验,有分寸地待人处世,对男性有特别的吸引力。走过三十岁后的女人,不管是在现实中还是在网络中,都可能经历过了爱情的喜、乐,悲、哀,也终于明白有很多的事情是必须要去接受与面对的。她们会成熟的对待和处理很多人与事~~

三十岁的女人是最渴望爱的女人:
或许恋爱真的很容易,但对于一个三十岁的女人确是很难,除非是那种游戏恋爱,但对于三十岁的女人,她们要追求的是一份真爱,她们不会把时间花在游戏上。在步入了三十岁以后,她们的爱情已不再单纯,她们没有了义无反顾的勇气,也没有了全心付出的奉献,因为在她们这个年龄爱情来了,可背后托负的更多的可 能是一份责任,而爱情对于她们来说,可能是婚姻短暂的前奏。“恋爱”?谁不想呢?走过三十岁后的女人,不管在思想还是在心理,已开始步入成熟,在爱情上, 她们是真心的在付出。可对于一个三十岁的女人来说,恋爱意味着婚姻,而婚姻意味着是她的归宿,一个心灵归宿,所以爱情会是她们一个严肃的话题。

三十岁的女人是最值得去爱的女人:
她们对情感有着独特的悟性,无须繁琐的甜言蜜语,不在乎几多海誓山盟,一个会心的眼神,一句关切的问候,一次无意的相助,甚至一场奇巧的偶遇,都能引起她们的流连、感动、敬仰和爱慕。其实,三十岁的女人真的很可爱。

(部分文摘引用自 http://xuanmeng888.bokee.com/tb.b?diaryId=13906761)


这个世界真的变幻莫测~~
前面还要面对多少的无可奈何~~~
三十岁的女人~~~~
今后还有更长的路要走~~

说穿了~~
三十岁是一道坎,过得去过不去都是一种严峻考验~~~
可是轻松一点说,走得过去便是一个人生~~!!!

因为三十而立,所以,三十也只是开始。
正如新生一般~~~


所以,女人三十岁照样可以“花样年华”~~
“女人三十而立”~~
并不是一定要求女人在三十岁的时候达到怎么样的社会地位~~
拥有什么样的财富~~而是一种生活态度~~
女人走进三十岁~~代表着青涩岁月的结束~~~
在经过爱情、事业、家庭等方面的厉炼之后~~~
她们拥有的是更加成熟的心和更加妩媚动人的身姿~~~
用她们妖娆多姿的姿态展现着这个阶段的与众不同~~~

三十岁的女人~~
在这个年龄~~~请多给自己一份自信~~~
让岁月留下的伤痛化为前进的力量~~~
不要让任何人~~~任何事牵绊着自己的心情~~~~
给自己多一份快乐。


因此~~~
三十岁的女人要有更多的目标~~
有更高的追求~~
活的有品位~~
爱的更有深度~~!

因为三十岁以后的女人是钻石女人~~!!!

最美丽的女人~~~!!!



Saturday, April 21, 2007

催稿~~!?? dun force me~~~

f u ~~~~ cb Cowen Eric Leslie Chong Kok Weng~~~

催稿~~!??
@#$%^&*()$^&*
force me to write lar...

no mood to blog how to write~~!!??
u force me 1 arr.....


purposely to scold u here~~~
nah~~ this is wat u ask for~~

>.<

Friday, April 20, 2007

frm pipe againz~~~

pipe = zuye = @#$%^&* ( my view)


夜深人静的夜里,我孤枕难眠,想起与你的点滴
独自徘徊窗前,心,在远方,心,为了你而蠢动
第一次相遇,爱火燃,爱,在心中,慢慢的发芽
无时无刻,都想见到你,想念你的心,火般炽烈
每一天,在网络上漫游只为能够见到你,想见你
每一夜,梦里总会见到你那无邪的笑容,梦见你
每一次,你总会无端的在我脑海里出现,思念你
爱你的心,就像天上那火红的太阳般,永不熄灭
只盼有一天,你明白我的深情厚意,心与我同在
暗叹天意弄人,无缘来向你表白,爱你说不出口
暗地里多次示范,想要告诉你,你是我的心头爱
想要大声喊心里话,我爱你,我真的真的很爱你
可惜一切只是在幻想,,是如此的难于表达吗
是否注定我无法拥有你,爱你的心只能藏在心里
我会继续努力以便有朝一日你能够知道我的真心






foward by pipe yg sangat free...
edit by hAM yg sangat sangat boring~~~~~~

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Finger of Death~~~


Lion, the Demon Witch







& his skill- Finger of Death (F)



Instantly rips at a target, attempting to turn it inside-out. Deals massive damage.
Level 1 - Deals 500 damage.
Level 2 - Deals 650 damage.
Level 3 - Deals 850 damage.


Mana Cost: 200 / 420 / 650
Cooldown: 150 / 90 / 55

Comment: This skill is often used as a finisher. The damage will even be lower if they have Aegis and especially on Anti-Mage. Be sure to estimate the hp of the hero before using this skill. Late game it will not be that effective anymore so start hunting at level 6 because this skill is best used at early to mid game.







kid & his ultimate's skill~~~~~ finger of death~~~~

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

30大關(转)~~

那天看日劇《愛情慢舞》,戲中女主角的風騷媽媽對她說︰“日曆再長也只有31天吧!” 剛衝破30大關但依然小姑獨處的女兒,好像听出了一點玄機,於是一臉惶恐︰“甚麼意思呀?”媽媽氣定神閑的說︰“那就是說再也沒有後路了。”然後趨前去撕下一紙月歷。

姜是老的辣。看盡潮起潮落人來人往的女人,不費吹灰之力就讓女兒上了一堂人生最重要的課-青春不等人,尋郎要趁早。她自己當年想必也吃過一點苦頭。


女兒見了那張過了期限就被人棄如敝屣的月歷,突然醐醍灌頂-想起那恐怖的30大關,看來要孤身走我路了,老來在報紙社會版出現──“晚景淒涼老婦,百病纏身等救濟”不禁觸目驚心起來。戲外一眾三十有幾,對愛情尚有無限憧憬的女性觀眾更是流了一身冷汗。

女人不孝有三,過了適婚年齡而依然雲英未嫁為大,你們傷透了天下父母的心,辜負了所有等待著在你婚禮上台唱K的三姑八婆的期待。

有淚水,有歡笑

收視率冠軍的韓劇《我叫金三順》裡的女主角也是一名在30大門外徘徊的女人,在人生路上,愛情路上都頭頭踫黑,人長得胖胖,還失了業,算是雙重失敗,活得苟且偷生。後來自然苦盡甘來,讓那帥氣富家子給看上了,結局美滿幸福。女人看了,一時心花怒放,“希望在人間,我的玄彬就要出現了。”

可惜快樂不持久,只有短短60分鐘。戲終後,到洗手間裡往鏡子一照,見到了眼角那放肆的魚尾紋,看到了桌上那久久不響的手機,電腦上空空的IN BOX, 突然就從歡樂天堂跌下痛苦人間,於是所有自信給擠壓得扁扁,感覺自身像一張張給胡亂塞在信箱裡的廣告傳單,看也不想看,就往垃圾桶裡丟。

好像是張才女的名言︰“女人過了25歲,就要對自己負責。”

25歲以前,一切都是美好圓滿,那皮膚是吹彈可破的,那胸是尖挺高傲的,25歲過後,一切都要慢慢敗壞衰退,巔峰過了,自然就走下坡去,正是到荼蘼花事了。

28歲後的男人女人好像是注定要被忽略的一個族群,永遠的高不成低不就,青春籌碼輸給了歲月,成熟本錢還要等待添加,定位尷尬一如用雞肉做餡的燒賣-不是不好,但總是缺了些味兒。

君不見所有的乜姐乜男選舉的年齡限定都是26為止?27過後就只能再等多20年,參加所有的樂齡人士比賽。

男人30歲而依然打光棍,可以美其名為“事業為先,兒女私情暫放一邊。”大家擊節,認為男兒志在四方,實在不因自囿於婆媽的情愛裡。

30未嫁症候群

但若女人30依然未嫁,也大刺刺的來一句“事業為先,兒女私情暫放一邊。”母親大人立刻淚眼汪汪︰“吾女呀,女人只有嫁一個好男人是大事,其他的都是小事,你要清醒呀!”三姑說︰“過了30歲才生出來的兒子體弱多病!”六婆也來︰“你老了,沒有兒子來養老,怎麼行呀?”女人永遠要為難女人。

年入百萬,得過年輕企業家大獎,所有錦上添花的加冕都比不上身邊挽著一個替自己拿購物袋的男人或懷中抱著一個笑咪咪的孩子來得令人注目讓人滿足。

於是種種因素讓女人們從25歲開始,心裡就不安定──“好男人,你在哪裡?”是刺在心頭最大的一枝針。

26……27…… 28……彈指間,那光陰就一去不會頭,時間對誰也不仁慈。29背來了,30在望,於是急得火龐毛,想胡抓一饉就嫁掉“男人,會呼吸的男人,你在那裡?”蘇州過了沒有艇,有一只小舢舨也好。

其實邁向30大關的女人不必傷感,你們告別了幼稚、輕浮、浮躁、生澀,從此與所有的成熟、沉穩、內斂、幹練畫上等號,有一種與以往不同,均衡樸實的吸引力。毛躁急進的小毛頭,你們再也看不上眼,而且深深明白愛情不是你生活的所有翻來覆去。30歲的女人像一個重見光明的瞎子,對這美麗的世界有一種迫不及待的愛,七彩輝煌時代才剛要開始。


转自 ~~星洲日報/副刊‧文:陳國強‧2007.03.12

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

谈~~同居~~~~




偶记得曾经看过酱的文章~~

"同居是提前消费的信用卡"


记得文摘中说到 ~~~
"同居, 从某种意义上说,很类似于一张信用卡,
属于婚姻的提前消费,同居也和信用卡一样,
是现代青年男女这个族群的一种生活方式~~~"


咱们在这谈谈同居的 Pro(s) & Co n(s) 吧~~

同居的好处

1)同居是种“婚前测试”,让男女们一边自由地享受爱情,
一边无拘无束地生活在无枷锁的生活状态下~~

2)同居是一种节省 生活费的不错方法~~
尤其是经济能力方面不是酱充足的伴侣~~
也可以是女人走进男人私生活的理由~~
是一种满足她的占有欲的方法~~

3)同居~~最起码可以更进一步了解彼此的生活习惯 ~~
学习尊重彼此的生活空间与自由~~
或许有了婚前的了解, 所以对未来的婚姻会更加胸有成竹~~
婚后不需经历 "爱情半衰期" 还是"婚前恐惧症"~~

4)当然一段感情的开始是以爱为前 提,至于之后的性也是很自然的~~
爱和性都是占一部份~~你们可以更加无枷锁的享受两人性生活~~

5)同居~~不住在 一起的话, 你永远也不会真正了解一个人~~
你会发现一个礼拜的同居会比你跟他约会几年更能发现问 题~~
如果相处的不错,可以帮助情感加温~~
出问题的,早点分手~~~
大家的心理负担没那么重~~~~


同居的坏处

1)私人空间~~基本上两人住在一起可以说几乎没有私隐了~~
共同的生活会 使同居男女完全暴露了自己~~
将一切都毫无保留并不可避免地在对方面前展示出来~~
感 情温度可能提早降温~~
男女有可能觉得失去了空间而爆发出问题~~
最终以分手收场~~

2)同居~~因为没有婚姻的保障~~
双方没有必须解决问题的义务,往往会有 "合则来, 不合则去"的观念~~
这点是比较没保障的~~

3)同居者会付出背负社会言论压力的代价 ,尤其是女性~~
女人啊~~你们得背负比男性更多的社会压力~~
你~~承受的料吗~~ ! ! ? ?
别被爱情冲昏了头~~你得想想如果分手回给你带来怎样的压力啊~~
而且同居生活中所带 来的一些负面影响,譬如女方意外受孕~~! ! ? ?
还有因为同居~~而使男方迟迟不肯兑现走入婚姻的承诺~~
甚至滋生厌倦的情绪, 从而分手的例子多的是~~~

女人啊~~你有心理准备了吗~~!!??

你别分手后~~哭 哭啼涕~~
呼天抢地的说什么不想活了~~
还是苦苦哀求的要再在一起~~

唉~~到时候偶也不 知该可怜你还是鄙视你咯~~

女人在这时候都是弱者~~
无奈啊~~




真人真事

偶听说偶的一个中学的女性朋友急着要结婚了~~
才二十有四而已~~
这位女生聪明~漂亮~人品好~~是"上上品" 啊~~
追她的人从吉隆坡排到新加坡咧~~~
估计她也是被爱情冲昏了头~~

你知道她父亲更她讲了什么吗~~!!??

深刻印象~~~估计偶永远都不会忘记吧~~

这位父亲说 : "女儿啊~~你还年轻~~干嘛这么快急着结婚~~!??
不如搬过去和那男的同居~~住住半年看~~看看相处的怎样才打算吧~~"

你知道偶有多么的感触吗~~

父亲叫女儿去跟她的男友同居咧~~~

这应该是经过考虑~~他觉得对他女儿最好的方法吧~~
偶说不出偶的感受~~那种感觉并不是偶的文笔可以表达的出来的~~

偶只觉得这父亲真的很"父亲"~~~
给偶一种感觉蛮伟大的味道~~

后来不知怎样了~~没有了下文~~

有酱"明白事理"的父亲算是蛮幸福的吧~~~
不过,偶还是在这祝福偶的这位中学朋友~~
希望她找到她的幸福~~



后记

那什么时候同居是最合适的呢~~! ! ? ? ?

偶想~~没有一个真确的答案吧~~
偶想最起码要交往半年以上(视年龄而言)~~
或当双 方感情都已迈入成熟稳定状况,有结婚的打算时吧~~
不然就真的太仓促了吧~~

>.<


claim~~~





Our Ref. No. : 3-1-7M’s/Claim 1

Date: 16th April 2007



Attn : Mr. Chad Chen Seong Wai

Dear Sir,


The bird day celebration for ah yEE
With reference to the above project, we are pleased to submit our progress claim attached for your kind perusal.

TOTAL FOR THIS CLAIM = RM 66,800.00

Total amount of this claim is Ringgit (RM): sixty six thousand and eight hundred only.


Your early certification of the above is much appreciated.

Thank you.




Yours faithfully,
3-1-7 Consult Sdn Bhd




________________
Nick Chong
Managing Director

Monday, April 16, 2007

the waR is begiN~~~ Alphabet "R"~~ (R字头)~~

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◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤


nah nah nah~~
I’m not the person who likes to play politics in company~~
But~~ I still want to express some feeling here…


Walauyeh~~ so many “Ran-mountain” ppl coming into my company now~~~
very soON~~
they will take over the “Ikut Jalan Mati” punya post-tender dprtment~~~
I’m thinking tat the “Ran-mountain” Bhd quite kesian lar~~
so many staffs quit~~~

it remind me bout the TL (QS Consultant firm)~~
6 out of 9 staffs resign within the same month(March 07)~~~
hahaha~~ all tender to resign after get the bonus~~

=.="

the boss muka pun sudah hitam~~
opsss~~~ i think early is hitam~~
then change becomz putih after receiving so many resign letters within 1 month~~
break record lar~~~ 66.67% staff tender to resign within 1 month wor~~
u tak takut i pun takut~~~
as wat we chinese ppl say~~
white hair also come out arr~~~
(一夜白发~~!!?? 白发魔鬼/男~~!!??)

>.<

Tat’s y Weng suggest Big Head take a white envelop on hand & walk around in the office~~~ menakutkan bosSnya~~~
Force his boss to increase his salary~~~ muahahaha~~~ goOD idea~~~~

>.<

opsss~~
back to my topic~~

oh~~ya~~~
the “Road-Maker” Berhad ppls will coming in toO~~~
I 1der is “Ikut Jalan Mati” take over the “Road-maker” or the “Road-maker” take over “Ikut Jalan Mati”~~~

Anywayz~~ I think the Alphabet “R” ppls r going to take over n fully control my company soOn~~~

=p

Lolz~~~
We gonna conquest by the enermies~~~
dun kiLL me pls~~
i just a small fish~~~~~
muahahaha~~~

>.<

Saturday, April 14, 2007

weekend blues~~

beHind every successful mAn, there is a woman~~
and behind every unsuccessful Man, there are two~~


then u might ask " if i dun have any woman behind~~!!?? "

the answer is "then u might be a FailUre person~~~"

lolz~~~


wat's hAM's comment~~!!??

Press Cltl+A n read lar~~~

(i bold the alphabet n u stil cant notice tat~~??)
nv mind~~ tell u againz~~~
it is~~~

hAM F U~~~

hahaha~~


Friday, April 13, 2007

Black Friday

黑色星期五是 Black Friday or Friday the 13th~~~!!??

anywayz~~~ the west ppl dun like it~~
duno y~~

i hear tat todayz~~~

Stock market gonna---> Crash~~!!??
Catastrophe ~~!!??
armageddon ~~~!!??


>.<

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Penyu Ninja Mutasi Remaja ~~~

Penyu Ninja Mutasi Remaja~~
wtf man~~~

ninja turtle kena translate to this~~~
hahaha~~~
so funny lar~~~

hahaha~~~ i stil remember these turtles like to eat pizza very much 1~~~
farking cute lar~~
muahahaha~~

lolz~~ i think i fall in luv wif these turtles recently~~~

>.<

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

i got the c2piD HSBC credit card~~

muahahaha~~

i got my stupid HSBC credit card now~~

btw~~ do i ned to call them to active it~~??
lolz.. i sendiri pun tak tahu lar~~

>.<

yes~~ nex time no need call to book for the cinema tickets anymore liao~~
boleh terus buy it~~

this weekend go try to "slot" the card~~~

opsss~~~
our 3-1-7 gathering held on saturday night right~~!!??
& ah yee 's bird day at friday orr~~~

yess~~
can "slot" it kao kao~~~ =p

Sunday, April 08, 2007

convo pic~~~

~~~~~~~~convo pic~~~~~~~~~




~~advance Diploma's convo @ tarc~~

(old pic)~~ found it in laptop~~~
sob sob~~~ =p





~~~Degree's convo @ Renaissance KL~~~


Saturday, April 07, 2007

SANBUMI (9113)~~

ok~~
after discussion wif foOk~~~

we decided to buy SANBUMI (9113)~~~!!!!

damn~~~
patimas not so confident now~~~
so late aredi~~~~

sunway-w gain already~~~
i tak suka it anymore....
last time use to be RM0.16-0.19~~~
now aredi RM0.345~~~
so late~~~

zecon aredi gain almsot 20% frm my estimate~~
unless it drop back to the RM0.46-0.48 lar~~~
it just gain from 0.46 to 0.545 in 2 dayz..
damn it~~~~~

(damn~~ foOK lar~~~ last 2 week not free lar~~~)
semua shares pun dah naik~~~

>.<

jotech is another potential share~~~
tat 1 we hav the same view/opinion~~~
it is consider as long term investment~~
but~~~so far we 2 small fish wish to earn som money within short period...

so , masuk SANBUMI (9113) at RM0.85-0.87 is the best for us..
we both agreed tat this share can keep for either "attack" or "defence"~~~

i think probably will keep for not longer than 5 months
should sell it within 5 months~~~
hope it take shorter time to achieve the price we want lar~~~

wish us goOd luck~~~~

hamtam sahaja~~~

=p

Friday, April 06, 2007

market watch~~~~ =p

strongly recommend~~~~
zecon-wa + jotech

medium~~~
patimas + suncon-wa

aiks~~~
suncon-wa + zecon start gaining aredi~~~

last 2 weeks ~~suncon-wa stil can masuk @ RM0.16 or RM0.18...
yesterday zecon @ RM0.46~~~ =p

now they all sudah gain lor~~~
but stil consider boleh masuk lar~~~
(bear ur own risk~~~ )

4 fook tao... when u wanna "masuk"~~~!!!???
money money come~~~~

=p

规则--->破坏~~~ rulez-->break it~~~

规则就是为了打破而存在的~~

不过表太过分~~~

慢慢来啦~~
一点一点的噬食~~
一点一点的破坏~~~

从一点点的裂痕直到崩溃~~~

=p


Rules are created to be breaks~~~~

But break it wisely lar~~~~

Step by step~~~~
Sikit sikit~~~ lama jadi bukit~~~ =p


Start frm a small crack then until it collapse~~~~
=p

Thursday, April 05, 2007

强 , 弱, 赢 & 输~~~

表傻啦~~
现在不是说谁比较厉害的时候~~

赢就是赢,输就是输~~

没有比谁较强~~~只有胜负~~~~!! =p

这社会就是酱~~~
是不公平的啰~~~~

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

power poinT jobs~~~

whole dayz doINg power points for boSs~~~

he wanna make a booklet oF railworks project woR~~~
damn rush man~~~
few admendment aredi~~

then he wanna "adendum" at last min pulak..
>.<
wanna combine the IJM & Road Builder's previous jobs togeter in 1 booklet...
OMG~~~ wanna complete tat n print out 3 coppies by todayz...
& hav to burn into CD too…
rush rush rush~~~
our deprtmnt punya lousy colour printer is sarks~~~
10-20 mins for a single page of colour page...
30+ pages there lar...
3 coppies = 3 * 30pages *10 mins = 900 mins ( 15 hours) >.<

lucky my colleague helping me~~
they went to upstair & use others deprtmnt punya colour printer...
10 second sudah 1 page lar..
thanks alots.... =p

wau… alots directors in 3rd floor~~~
holly shit…. this is my 1st time c the CEO/ managing director (KT)~~ =p
lolz...i think i nv c him be4~~~~
kerja sini almost 6 months aredi.. tapi tak pernah jumpa CEO... =p

opss~~
goOd news~~
i get confirm ~~~

bad news~~~
increament = zzZzZzzz~~~
(dun ask how much~~ P & C) =p

good newS~~
tak payah takut will becom beggar~~
at least guarantee ada “porridge” to eat in future~~~
( I hear big company tak goring ppl 1 after they confirm som1…
they just force u to left only if they dun1 u~~~) =p

bad news~~~ gonna giv 1 month notice if wanna resiGn~~~ =p


aiks~~~ job done~~~
go back to do my key in data jobs......
ohh~~~~almost 5.30~~~
muahahaha~~~~yeah~~~~

=p

Monday, April 02, 2007

OMG~~~ pretty colleagues~~~

OMG~~~

There are 2 new colleagues baru join the property department~~
aiks~~ too bad~~~ not our contracts deprtment~~~~
sayang~~~

btw~~

OMG~~

they r so pretty~~~
1 of them is so so soooooo pretty~~~~~~~
aiks..
I giv 80 out of 100 marks~~~
(mayb just becoz she is my type lar..)
her waist is so thin~~

OMG~~~

actually another 1 also consider not bad aredi
at least 70 marks aredi 1..
But once 2 stick togeter~~~ if want to compare.. sure lose abit to the thinner 1 lar….
(my view)

OMG~~~

such body shape + such appearance~~~~

OMG~~~~


damn~~~ man raelly using "eye" to c the world~~~
muahahahaz~~~


=p

pipe's new "poem"~~~!!!

read this~~~

最近我们没什么联络,你一切都还好吗?
其实一切都是我的错,没有主动联络你。
想要直接去找你出来,可是都没有行动。
我们都是很被动的人,不主动联络朋友。
我是那么的关心着你,却不懂表示出来。
我什么都会为你着想,不让你受到委屈。
对你的关心藏在心中,尽量不去打扰你。
我们的友谊会永固吗?我不敢肯定答案。
我很爱独自一人发呆,想着未来的种种。
关于你一切生活点滴,我都会暗中关心。
无奈,自从你搬走后,我们不曾再见面。
想到接下来的日子里,可能没机会再见。
我忍受不了这个可能,希望能和你相见。
告诉我你最近好不好,工作一切顺利吗?
想到好久没有见到你,很想约你来见面。
可以吗?想和你见面,了解彼此的近况。
再见?就写到这里吧,期待着你的回信。



nothing special right~~!!???
but once u read the every 3rd word from the sentence ler~~!!?/
read it vertically ~~~ the 3rd word .. in column style~~~


给你的信,

最近们没什么联络,你一切都还好吗?
其实切都是我的错,没有主动联络你。
想要接去找你出来,可是都没有行动。
我们是很被动的人,不主动联络朋友。
我是么的关心着你,却不懂表示出来。
我什都会为你着想,不让你受到委屈。
对你关心藏在心中,尽量不去打扰你。
我很独自一人发呆,想着未来的种种。
关于一切生活点滴,我都会暗中关心。
无奈自从你搬走后,我们不曾再见面。
想到下来的日子里,可能没机会再见。
我忍不了这个可能,希望能和你相见。
告诉你最近好不好,工作一切顺利吗?
想到久没有见到你,很想约你来见面。
可以?想和你见面,了解彼此的近况。
再见就写到这里吧,期待着你的回信。

祝:



From:竹野

something like~~

"i luv u so much~~ accept me pls~~~!!! "

tat's wat hiding behind~~~

lolz~~~
this is copy frm my fren's blog~~~
frm ~~~~ zuye (pipe)~~~
http://zuyeneifeng.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!2B4293D2A37EF5DC!447.entry

>.<

Saturday, March 31, 2007

1 (one) tonne sohaiz & 1 (one) tonne ah keap~~~

一噸 sohaiz 有几重~~~!!??
一噸阿 keap又有几重咧~~!!??

一样重~~~!!??

糸埋因为 keap = sohaiz~~!!??
哽系唔系啦~~~

你都傻既~~~
都同你讲左系一噸喽~~~
一噸 sohaiz 同 一噸阿 keap 咯~~!!!!

当然一样重~~~ 并唔关 keap 系唔系 sohaiz 既事~~~~

lolz~~~







How heavy is one tonne sohaiz~~~!!??
N how heavy is one tonne ah keap~~~!!???

R they equalize~~!!??

Sohai = keap~~~~!!??

is tat true~~~!!???
So~~~
One tonne sohaiz = one tonne ah keap~~!!???

aiks~~~ u c2piD 1~~~

already told u tat one tonne punya sohaiz & one tonne punya ah keap lor..
sure equalize lar..
both also one tonne wat~~~
tak ada related to keap is sohaiz o not 1~~~
tat 1 is dif issue aredi~~~

lolz~~~

>.<

Friday, March 30, 2007

latest news~~~ colleague transfering to site~~

Goldis tower~~~

ArRR~~~

hahaha...
my colleague gonna transfer to tat site soon..
she has to go to tat site on monday~~
so rush man~~~
i hear tat the QS there is taking maternity leave wor~~~
lolz.. early I tot either me o another 2 colleague gonna transfer to tat site 1…

>.<

Mana tahu kuda hitam telah keluar~~~
hahaha~~

>.<

so.. I’m gonna stay at HQ…
for duno how long… =p

hahaha~~~
actually stay HQ is ok for me~~
but site also not bad..
since I lack of exp in highrise building~~
so, I think is good for me to learn something there…

lolz.. my boss said tat highrise is totally dif wif terrace 1…
I agree bout tat too..
Terrace house is much more easy lar..
Just double storey or single storey..
easy job… =p

Hope they get award for the pavilion jobs..
although I think the chances is low + small.. =p

1 more thing..
plS~~~~dun throw me to infra work punya site..
it's gonna kill me~~~ I prefer building works lar…

>.<

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

bosS's bird day ~~

~~~secret recipe's Chocolate Indulgence~~~

bosS's bird day todayz....
so , the contracts deprt giving him a surprise b'day party lar..
it was held at the meeting rooM which gonna be "demolish" in nex month(renovation for the new staffs coming in)~~~
=p

there is some fruits, kuih-muih, goreng pisang, curry puffs, goreng bola +++++
just a simple birdday party lar..
too bad~~ no camera~~coz tina not around~~~
muahahaha~~~

tina~~ i noe u sure read this~~~
wahahaha~~ very full ahhh...
i cant eat anymore~~~

>.<
muahahaha~~~

=p

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

borinG~~~~~~~~

Tender submitted~~
i just assist at last few dayz to do the submission works only..
very little works...

after makan n nothing to do..
feel boring~~~

shit~~~
nothing to do againz~~~
if boss question me againz “Chong, wat r u doing recently ?”
then I really duno how to answer…. againz....
Mayb just answer same as last time lar..
“errrrr~~~~~~”
Then my boss sure shout againz…

><
muahahaha~~
btw~~ he also noe tat nothing for us to do now lar..
dia ni GM ler..
tak ada tender kita pun tak boleh buat apa-apa 1…
lolz..

"we" typing the quotation into softcopy lor..
lolz.. typing works… boring~~~~
ccb~~~ @#$%^&*@#$

oh ya~~~ my boss besok bird day wor~~~
i think he is 54 / 55 yrs old aredi..
retired soON~~~
duno who is going to take over his "seat"...

nex month~~~ road builders got lima belas (15) ekor orang coming in...
i like to call them ekor arr..
u blow me arr....

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hahaha~~ I feel tat wanna request transfer to site lar…
so many ppls in a narrow restricted + limited area~~~
macam satin fish~~~
+++ i memang tak banyak kerja kat sini...
boring~~~

haihz~~~~ tian arrrrrrrrrr~~~~
wat am I doing here~~!!??
Tipu gaji'ing~~~
muahahaha~~~~

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Sunday, March 25, 2007

"langgar hantu" ~~ opss~~ "langgar coursemates" lar~~~ ><

saturday night~~
after yamcha then nothing to go~~~
Pergi the curve watch movie 1…
But it seem alots ppl~~
so~~ giv up~~

OMG~~ saw DQS group A punya coursemates~~
Hahaha~~ hide hide hide~~~

Aiks~~~
They saw me~~
My baju almost kena goyak by minG hooi & yeen ni~~~
wah~~ I sudah pura-pura tak nampak u aredi 1…
Stil drag my baju for wat~~~

Muahahaha~~~ =p
just kidding lar~~~

Lolz~~ afterward we call hup join us yamcha @ the KAYU~~~
Wau~~ ming mooi , yeen ni & jing wei stil stil same~~
didn’t change alots~~~
The mouth stil bilibara~~ non- stop~~~
hahaha ~~~


Ppl say tat 2 women = 500 ducks~~~
lolz.. I think I saw 750 ducks yesterday~~~
opss, mayb more than tat~~~

>.<
anywayz~~
it is a good memory~~
we all talk nonsense there ~~


lolz~~ hope som1 will organize a QS gathering in future lar~~
oh , ya~~~ ming hooi~~ I recommend u to be the organizer it lar~~~
lolz~~~

=p

龟~~

to 龟 :





老邓说过~~~ “不管白猫黑猫,会捉老鼠就是好猫~~~~”

偶说~~~ “不管白龟黑龟,会回偶短讯的就是好龟~~~~”


记的咯~~要做只好龟~~~
要回偶的短讯噢~~~

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Saturday, March 24, 2007

拿得起~~放得下~~~ let it go~~~

拿得起~~放得下~~~

其实都同等重要 ~~


何謂放下~~!??

放下 ~~~
是不是不要管它~~!!??

其实~~
放下 ~~~
是指不需做無謂的耽心及掛心~~~放下執我~~~
我们常常要舍得~~要放下~~~

阿 sam 哥歌仔都有得唱 ~~~“命里有时终须有,命里无时莫强求”~~~

负载过多过重~~不沉船也难免要搁浅~~
放得下~~是为了能拿得起~~~

放下包袱~~
偶心情好多了~~

>.<


it is important to noe tat how to “let go”~~~
hold it & let go is equalize significant in our life~~~
we cant carry to much wif my hand~~
the boat also will wreck or slow down if over weight lar~~~
we hav to learn to giv up something n let it go~~
to being able to let go ~~~


after let go “something”~~
lim bei feel tat~~~


Happier Than Ever~~~~~

lolz~~~

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Friday, March 23, 2007

moOdy~~~

there is 2 articles deleted..
mayb som of u did read it~~
it is write for vent my emotions~~
n inside alots of bad words~~
scolding ppl~~

actually i did write alots bout the things happen in last few dayz...
5 article stil in draft mode~~
regarding som happy memory~~
but i dun feel tat wanna post it out anymore~~

the feeling of being frame-up is damn bad~~~


the following is the summary of the things happened in few dayz.....



Expectant~~~ Riding the mood~~~

Dream becomz true~~~ Happy~~ excellent~~~

Interrupt~~~ Disrupt~~ by fren~~~

Early~~Angry~~ Mad~~

After~~~ disappoint~~~ upset~~~ feel been Betrayed~~~

feeling bad shape til noW~~~

Sunday, March 11, 2007

《富士山下》 的华语版 《爱情转移》 ~~~~

偶很喜欢陈奕迅的 《富士山下》 这首歌~~
但这首歌的歌词有点悲伤似的~~

这是偶有点遗憾的地方~~~

最近偶看了一出戏~~ 叫 《爱情呼叫转移》~~~
里面有 《富士山下》 的华语版 《爱情转移》 ~~~

干~~~
感觉真是棒极了~~~

林夕阿林夕~~~

《富士山下》中的 “谁都只得那双手, 靠拥抱亦难任你拥有,要拥有必先懂失去怎接受”



《爱情转移》中的 “把一个人的温暖转移到另一个的胸膛,让上次犯的错反省出梦想”


两个版本的词都很难分出优劣~~~
不愧是王牌词人的林夕~~~
富有生活哲理的歌词,配上感人至深的旋律~~~
再加上陈奕迅深沉而又极富感染力的声音,叫人无力抗拒~~~~
只能洗耳恭听然后被深深打动~~~


不过~~
偶还是比较喜欢华语版的 《爱情转移》 ~~~
可能是边看戏边听的关系吧~~

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《爱情呼叫转移》~~~

哪~~
顺便介绍《爱情呼叫转移》这出戏啦~~~
个人还觉得这出戏还蛮不错的~~~
蛮有意思~~还很好笑~~~
是这年头难得好看的一出电影~~~
极力推荐~~~
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《爱情呼叫转移》
讲述的是徐朗在结婚七年之后,终于在“审美疲劳”面前败下阵来。。。。

七年之痒,无法忍受婚姻生活的平淡,和妻子和平分手。在他沦落街头之后,遇到一个喜欢恶作剧的下凡天使,天使送他一 部神奇手机 ——每按一个键,就会有一次艳遇。这部神奇手机具有阿拉丁神灯般魔力,能将梦中天使带到徐朗身边。

从此,徐朗的生活中有了各种奇遇,遭遇了各式的女子,体验到“天使”的童叟无欺,更体会到女人的性感百变。美艳动人的小妇人,雷厉风行的俊俏女警,风情万种的女教师,美貌如 花的伶俐小姑娘,温良娴熟的女人,精力旺盛、不着四六的女魔头,甚至,有一回,他还几乎“有幸”被一个小富婆“包养” ……

他不断按键,不断选择重新开始,他经历了一次次渐入佳境的前戏,却一次次在临近高潮处突然跌入谷底,而爱情,也离他越来越远。一个成年男人生活中的所有困惑尴尬、茫然和窘迫,都将在这里,被一层层剥开……

男人事业累,感情更累,12个天使面孔、魔鬼身材的女人让徐朗 “爽” 到 “痛”~~~

12个女人的类型跟星座有异曲同工之妙,星星相映。要不美艳惹火,要不爽直干练,要不精打细算,要不古怪精灵, 要不知性优雅,要不天真无邪,要不身家巨富,要不冷艳神秘,要不敏感多疑……

十二位粉红女郎,十二个神秘星座,十二种致命诱惑,十二段心路历程,是现代都市人群内心渴望的成人童话~~~~

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^^

TMD~~~

心情TMD的好~~~~~
病快好了~~~

哈哈哈~~~~~~
粗口并不一定要在生气时才骂的~~~
高兴时也可以骂~~

BAKA~~~~~~

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Saturday, March 10, 2007

肚子痛~~

哇唠野~~

老妈子~~~
你给什么偶吃哦~~!!??
偶一整天都肚子在搞阿搞的~~

下次偶不敢乱吃中药料~~

整肚子的气在跳舞吶~~~

痛~痛~痛~~~
辛苦得要哭料~~~

没心情做工料~~
虽然偶经常都没 mood 做工嘀~~

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Friday, March 09, 2007

元宵后遗症~~

哈哈哈~~~
最近一整班 QS Kaki 都在发情料~~

TMD~~
也难怪的~~
咱们全都正值青年~~
血气方刚的时候咧~~
不过你们也不要太过啦~~

TMD~~

合少爷~~
你的口水快流出来料~~

SK SK~~
你的额头刻着"偶要女人"四个字~~~

fatty wai就不用讲料~~
无眼睇~~~
身在中东~心在马~~~
ccb~~~~

猪肉荣还算是个比较 normal 点的~~
没那么猴急~~
有经验就是有经验~~

哎~~ 偶都给你们这班混蛋弄的心思思料~~
心有点动料~~~ >< 啊~~~~!!
TMD~~

唉~~还是别想酱多料~~
顺其自然好了~~
ah yee~~ 你不要为偶介绍女友~~
偶如果要会自己来~~
光豪~~ 你也不要做帮凶~~
不然偶会去 kacau 你的 pinky嘀~~
没错~~偶是在恐吓你~~ 哈哈哈~~~

以上内容纯属鄙人"搞作"~~

内容"有点"虚构~~
如有雷同~~纯属巧合~~


借用 SK 那句 "吾讲边度有得笑"~~

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(11.03.2007 ~~~~)

som1 write this to me after he read my blog~~~
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Han He says (4:49 PM):
XXXXX.............. my kou sui whether got liu arrr????


(dirty word sudah disembunyikan)
Mosaic~~~马赛克~~~

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Thursday, March 08, 2007

somethng i wanna share wif my frens~~

Congratulation~~~
to those who get ur BSc Degree in Bldg Contract Mgtn / Bldg Construction Mgtn~~~~
i wish u guys good luck in ur future/carreer~~~

there is a story i wanna share wif u guys~~~ (all my frens~~)
especially thos who just fresh grad. frm the UNI~~~



~~~~~the story bout an old man & kid~~~~~


There is an old man fishing at the riverside~~

a child notice he has expert fishing skills… becoz he did catch the fish easily n filled the basket~~

the old man like the kid very much becoz he looks lovely~~
so he wanna giv the whole basket of fish to the kid~~~

but the kid shakes his head,

the old man surprised n asked : "Why u dun1 it~~!!?? "

the kid replied :" I want your fishing rod. "

the old man: "wat for u want the fishing rod~~!!?? Wat u wanna to do wif it~~!!?? "

kid said :" I can easily finish this basket of fishies by few dayz~~ but if I had a fishing rod... I can fish by my own n a lifetime no need to worry bout the food... I can eat un-limited fishes in future~~~ "



SO~~~
I think you will say : "Well, how smart is tat kid….."


But~~~ u r WRONG~~~~
if the kid get the fishing rod~~~~
he cant eat a single fish~~~
not even 1~~~~

This is becoz he dunno bout the fishing skills~~~
it is useless to have a fishing rod~~~~




Wat’s the meaning of this story ler~~~!!!?? 


This story tells us :

There is a lots of ppl tot they aredi got the fishing rod~~ so they fearless in their life~~ but they will facing probs in future~~
Just like wat the kid do~~ he tot he got un-limited fish to eat after he own the fishing rod….
Same as the employees’ view~~ they tot their boss able to roll the money as long as they sitting in an office~~~ the employees nv noe tat wat their boss “PAID” be4 they got such achievement~~

So~~ my frens~~
u got ur fishing rod (cert)~~ but u stil dun hav the fishing skill (exp) yet~~

So~~ dun blame~~ (for those blaming to me bout ur stupid colleague/bosses 1!!)
go learn~~~ u’ll able to eat the un-limited fishes in future~~~BUT not NOW~~~

as our UNI mention ~~~~

~~~~ drEAM~~~~~ pLan~~~~~~ achieve~~~~~

set ur target n go after it~~~

good luck to u all~~~~!!!!!

remember belanja me makan when u guys becom rich~~~~
(tak payah becomz rich lar~~~ spend me a dinner when u get ur 1st salary lar~~~)


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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

To the men & women who after the age of 25~~~

To the women who after the age of 25 :


1. start from this year, u can do wat ever u like…
be smart~~ hot~~~ sexy~~~n wiLd~~~~~~
enjoy ur life~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!

2. Every day morning, u have to look in the mirror and tell urself tat u really beautiful….
If it is too difficult to convince ur self, try to make up be4 doing tat~~~
u may move the mirror a distant from u… or maybe adjust the lighting, make it darker~~~ no matter wat, u have to believe that u are really beautiful~~~~

3. Buy a lot of sexy underwear/ T-back….
Believe me, wear it n u will fall in love with them~~~~~ luv urself~~~ dun wear those pasar malam stuff anymore lar~~~~ treat urself better~~~~

4. Perfume~~~
If u do not give by men the only 50 ml which costing around RM200 punya Burberrys Women, Christian Dior or DKNY apple (Red Delicious Women Eau De)~ ~~
PLS~~~ buy it urself….. (but at least Bodyshop’s stuff lar ~~~)
If u are so "unfortunate", then u have to buy it at relatively low prices…..
(there is always sales in supermarket~~~~ )
But~~ my dear, why u going to the 26 years old soon but stil tak ada wang to buy perfume~~~!!!??
Ur mum should reminded u tat u need to keep the money in case...
in case no body want u~~~
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5. Long hair~~~~ Long Hair 1 is alwyz a beautiful woman, this is becoz it can spread others’ awareness bout ur face~~~
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trust me~~ dun cut ur hair & nv make them short~~~
long hair alwyz more attractive~~~ guys also attracting by ur long hair~~~
=p

6. What's more important than enough sleep~~~?
dun go D so frequent lar~~~
although u saying tat is enjoy~~
u must keep up sufficient sleep if u refuse to wrinkle & premature senility~~~

7. u must regularly check ur body…..
if u did not have such a perform then start it frm this year~~~
body checkup at least once per annual~~~
in future, u will eventually understand/realize wat I mean~~~

8. If u are 25 years old n fell in love with a man…
well~~~go ahead~~~~~ dun think so much~~~~
as wat I stated in (1)~~ do wat ever u like ~~
do wat ever u want~~~~ dun think so much~~
enjoy to luv n being luv~~~ who cares wat is going on in futures~~~!!??
maybe besok aredi amagadon ler~~~!!??

9. nv ever fall in luv wif a man who married~~~~
there is another year has passed, he still not yet left his wife~~~
n he would do so in future~~~~ dun be stupid lar u~~~~
believe me~~becoz I’m man~~~ I noe them more than u~~~

10. Buy a house~~!!!
Men will betray you but house wont~~~
u can lock urself inside there when u felt upset/cry n no bodies will notice tat…

11. If u do not want to get married~~~
it mayb a good idea to consider a child~~~
born urself or adoption lar~~~~
but 1 thing u should pay attention is to maintaining ur body~~~~ go celebrity fitness lar~~~ keep ur body fits~~~ luv urself~~~~~

12. I know that u quite upset n feel wanna cry becoz u r 25 yrs old ~~~
n all this is not your imagination~~~ u r not living as what u imagine~~
but u have to remember this in futures~~~
wat u ned to do is just to make urself happy~~~
all this is for your own good~~~~ u must trade urself better ~~~
If you feel happier, it is happy~~~~


+O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O

To the men who after the age of 25 :


1. If u found ur luv~~~~go earn/make money~~ n spend ur time to luv her~~~~~

2. If u tak ada GF, then GO MAKE MONEY~~~now~~~~ u idiot~~~~~~!!!

(man's "mission" = earn money~~~) lolz~~~

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~cheers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Monday, March 05, 2007

chap goh may~~~~

chap goh may's result~~~~~
( chap goh may = means 15th night of CNY in Hokkien dialect)

hup dpt 4 contacts~~
wenG got 5~~~~
u tot we go pick up the limau~~!!??
they r not so stupid~~
they straight ask the garl bout their HP number~~~
we wont so stupid go the kolam there pick up the limau 1 lar~~~
muahahaha~~

btw~~
walauyeh~~~~
hup farking ganas tat dayz...
i think this is becoz he wear his "Combat cloth"~~~
(mickey's power~~~muahahahaha~~)
his power sudah gain more than 200% aredi~~~~
almsot becom super Saiya~~~~
dpt 4 contacts man~~~
not bad~~~
all his target also quite pretty + hot~~~
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keng~~ muahahahaha~~~
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fark man~~~ u nv c their face when they receive the sms~~
they r farking gay~~~~
especially is tat farker BIG HEAD (hup)~~~
u r damn gayz~~~~~~
smile like farker~~~

damn~~~

but~~i personally quite like the isabel~~
her name is so~~~~ sweet~~~~~~~~~
duno sur name is wat~~~
LA? isabel + la = isabella~~~!??
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aiks~~~ i think starting frm now~~~
our weekend will becomz more "interest" or maybe "worse"~~~
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p/s: i didnt ask for any contact~~~ coz yee beside me~~~
haiya~~ ahyee lar~~kaka jiaojiao~~ (muahahaha~~) =p

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有房出租 (RooM for rent)

有房出租...

地點 : 竹野的心房...
租金 : 你全心全意的愛...
人數 : 只限一人...
Status : 單身女性
年齡 : 20-23
租期 : 希望是永久租約...
Facilities : 竹野的一切都與你分享...

目前的住戶因為不曾繳付租金....
所以本人打算在下個月尾請她搬走...
現打算把本人的心房清理干淨...
從新裝修再開放出租...
歡迎來看房...



english version~~~~ (translate by hAM)


RooM for rent

Venue(address) : Zuye’s heart (atrial)...
Rental : youR love (100%)...
number of renter : Only one
Status : Single female (only)
Age : 20-23 yrs old
period : Hopefully is permanent....
Facilities : Zuye will share everything with you....

The current renter did not pay the renting fees ....
Therefore, I(Zuye) intend to request her to move out end of this month ...
I now intend to clean up the atrial for the opening rental purpose...

Welcome to observe the RooM(atrial).... (24 hours per dayz.. 7 dayz per week)



Zuye = pIpe = yOng huI~~~~

nah~~ i wanna charge advertising fees 1~~~
i translate it for u som more~~
pls bank in to my maybank account~~
opss~~~ i prefer Public bank~~~~
TQ~~
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Saturday, March 03, 2007

HSBC credit card~~~~

aiks~~~
i apply for it aredi~~
n now i feel regret bout tat~~~
lolz~~~

4 wei ling lar~~~
apply it for wat lar.....
(i teman this stupid go curve lar~~)
tat HSBC fella looks force me to sign up too...
aiks~~~~

but there is 1 thing i noe after this lesson~~
my company is quite famous~~
life Wave for the credit card 1...
FREE For Life wor~~~
no annual fees gonna charge 1~~~
lolz~~~

keap sure scold me later ( he is the 1 wanna apply HSBC but kena reject few times)
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muahahahahaha~~~

Friday, March 02, 2007

KLSE~~~

wah~~~
this few dayz bursa m'sia ang ang (red red) man~~~

muahahaha~~~
sigh~~~~

good for me also~~~
coz i just open the trading account~~~~ =p

Sunway (4308) & SunwayW (4308wb)~~~~
i coming to u sooN~~~~

=p

Thursday, March 01, 2007

arrRRRR~ mana ada lubanG~~~!!!??

wah , tsk tsk..
paisei paise...

i date wif 2 remisier n i didnt notice tat...
shit..

muahahaha....
no 1der sudden change the location lar..
deng..
another poor remisier waiting me at section 14 mcD for more than 30 mins(my phone no battery) when i meeting wif another remisier...

hahaha , i also not sure wat is happening~~~~

i try explain lar..
i think the story is like tat...

there is a remisier (let's giv him a name remisier A call me for open a trading account~~
n he keep postpone~~ 3 dayz aredi..
now day 4th stil no respond~~
so wai( gamuda chan) suggest me n giv me another remisier contact ..
so i call this remisier (let's giv him a name remisier B) n i giv up bout the remisier A aredi~~


remisier B call me at noon(01.03.2007) n date to meet me at Atria DJ 7.30pm~~
then i promise say OK lor...

5.45pm(01.03.2007)~~
the remisier A call me ask me were am i now (afterward only i notice)~~
i say stil in office ~~~
n i tot he is the remisier B ( coz i dun hav their handphone number~~ this 2 fella call me by their office phone~~ n they r frm same company sommore~~ i lansung tak tahu)~~
so date meet in Atria DJ againz~~~
but he say mayb we can make it at SS14 mcD~~
then i say ok lor....


lolz..
guess wat~~~!!!???
i reach n finish my set of filot-o fish then i receive a call frm A~~
he ask were am i , i say mcD 1st flooR~~~
then he off the line~~
5 second later~~ the remisier B call me ask were am i~~
i say ss24 mcD lor~~
he say "harr? not Atria~~~!!??"

then i say "Atria~~!?? i tot ss14? nv mind, i come to u lar"
( i tot A & B is a same person, there is the mistake here)

aiks... i also duno wat am i talking bout now....
i mess up 2 person aredi..
cant think logically now...
how come this kind of mistake happen~~~!!??

the remisier A really pity~~
waiting at mcD more than 40 mins ( coz my phone no battery, i receive his call after 40 mins)

aiks...
i sure kena curse kao kao aredi~~~
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remisier A... pls forgiv me~~~~
i try find u another client lar~~~
sorry arrr~~~~

dun curse me pls~~~
srry~~~~
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Lesson 2 - for pity SK~~

i quite like this story~~
although it is full of arguments~~

this story is specially wrote for mR. HO~~~
giv up lar~~~~!!!!
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蛇与乌龟的故事
  
一条大蟒蛇和一条小毒蛇是朋友。

这天他们在路边发现了一只巨大的乌龟。
蛇兄弟想,这么大的个儿,可是一顿美餐啊。
蟒蛇说:我来对付他。

于是蟒蛇施展自己的绝技,用身体将大乌龟牢牢地缠住。
而大乌龟早已将身体缩进了壳里,任凭蟒蛇怎么缠绕,也无法伤害到大乌龟。
泄气的蟒蛇,气喘吁吁地爬到了一边。
大乌龟谨慎地露出脑袋,在他露出脑袋的那一瞬间,小毒蛇闪电般地在乌龟脑袋上咬了一口,大乌龟又急忙缩回壳中。但是几分钟后,大乌龟因为中毒而死了。
  
蟒蛇说:哇!我花了那么大力气也没能伤害乌龟,你却轻而易举地办到了啊。
  
小毒蛇说:因为我了解他的要害。

可是接下来的还是有一个问题,大乌龟死后依然缩在壳里,两条蛇都是吞食性的动物,而他们又无法脱下乌龟的外壳,只好怏怏地离开了……
  

这个故事告诉我们:即使你擅长死缠烂打,也未必能泡到那个妞,要了解那个妞才可以。
这个故事还告诉我们:如果你无法脱下那个妞的衣服,就不要再花力气去泡她了。




~~~~~~update~~~~~~

i translate this story to english since Tina request me to do so~~
(fairwell present for u lar sicne is ur last day in HQ~~~ ><) i try my best to translate it lar.... but i think this story really full of "arguments".... garls sure scold " ur guys alwyz think bout~~~ sex sex sex~~~!!" ok~~ stop talking nonsense~~ let's start the story~~~~ =p


The story bout snakes and turtle

  
There are 2 snakes very fren 1..
1 is tak ada poison (anaconda~~??) ~~
n another 1 ada poison 1(name it little cobra lar)..

Satu hari, they jalan-jalan at the garden~~~
suddenly they found a huge turtle on the roadside....
These 2 Snake brothers pun berfikir tat “ walau yeh~~ so BIG punya turtle, delicious meal leh…"

The anaconda said : "let me deal with the stupid dump turtle…"
So the anaconda display his skills, physically attack~~~entangle the large turtle firmly…
But the anaconda unable to hurt the turtle since the turtle hiding its body inside its shell…

after few mins..
the “useless” anaconda giv up becoz it unable to kill the turtle..…

since outside diam-diam sngt~~~
the stupid dump large turtle exposed his head to spy whether the snakes gone o not(really stupid dump turtle, tengok apa lar)…
then the cobra bitten on the turtle head (龟头 guai tao >< ) with the lightning speed… few minutes later, the turtle died of intoxication....    Anaconda : "shit~~!!! I have spent so much effort but yet could not harm a turtle... but u able to do tat easily… u “beli” kenG wor~~"    The little cobra said : "this is becoz I know it's vital/crucial…" But the next problem they facing is~~ the death turtle still caught in tat large turtle shell.... these two snakes are edible animals and they can not makan the turtle macam tu… so.. no choice.. they hav to let go n leave the death turtle there…



Wat’s the meaning of this story ler~~~!!!?? 


This story tells us : u wont able to tackle the garl although u keep chasing her without giving up, u must UNDERSTAND tat garl then only able to GET her HEART~~~

This story also telling us that : If you can not take off the garl's clothes, PLS~~~ do not spend ur time n energy to tackle her lar~~~ sai hei~~~~ waste ur time + money~~~

i'm damn jin kak.. i noe tat...

lolz~~~~
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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

I was late just noW~~~

deNg late to office more than 1 hour~~~
muahahahaha~~~
ganas betul (wat vicki say)
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nv mind lar..
I nv late to office be4..
treat it as a nice exp lar… =p

Monday, February 26, 2007

mahjong later~~

foOk tao wanna giv me monEY againz woR~~~

4 foOK tao~~
tat dayz makan benton puNya wang pun belum bayar ler...
i alsO duno hOw much aredi...

deng......
tonight wanna spend me dimsam againz~~~!!!???
hahaha......

forecast~~~
i predict todayz can use 2 hours clear u 3 times..
then cabut~~~~

hahahahahaha~~~~
hungry n sleply noW~~~
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Hermit crab's story~~~

errr...
shall i buy a house right now....?
i think a lots of my frens thinking bout this kind of question now...
coz we all at the same age....
all thinking bout relationship... money... car... houses... n bla bla bla....
there remind me a story....

a hermit crab's story~~~~~

there is a male hermit crab found a great space shell somwere...
he use the shell as his own home...
With the great space shell he quickly & easily found another female hermit crab becoz he has a home...
they live happily in the yard of the large rooms...

the shell able to protect them frm others species' attack...
the female hermit crab leaving home to search for food happily and without any pressure everyday...
but the male hermit crab has to carry the massive shell n walk difficulty with the female behind...
The female hermit crab must stop to wait for the male hermit crab frequently...


One day...
the female hermit crab run away with the lobster and never came back..
wat the male hermit crab can do is ~~~~~~ just sit and watch the female hermit crab leaving him becoz he cant travel far from the home...



This story tells us :
If you have a house, you will reduce the difficulty of getting a gf...

This story also tells us :

your life will become suffering if your house become a burden...
Therefore, please weigh gains and losses when u deciding whether to buy a house o not...





一只公寄居蟹找到了一只很大的空贝壳,便把贝壳清理干净,做成了自己的房子。
有了房子的公寄居蟹很快找到了一只母寄居蟹,他们快乐地生活在这个大房子里。
  
每天他们出门,母寄居蟹就自由快乐地遨游,觅食,而公寄居蟹背着沉重的房子艰难地跟在母寄居蟹身后。母寄居蟹游一段路就要停下来等公蟹。
  
这样的生活过了没多久,有一天母寄居蟹跟着一只无拘无束的龙虾一起游走了,再也没有回来,而公寄居蟹无法丢下他沉重的房子,只能眼睁睁地看着母寄居蟹游远、游远、游远,渐渐消失,不见……
  

这个故事告诉我们:如果你有一所房子,那你泡妞的难度将降低。
  
这个故事还告诉我们:如果你的房子成为了你的重负,那么你以后的生活将变得痛苦不堪。所以在决定是否分期买房的时候请先衡量一下得与失。

(转自不知那~~~)
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

女人~~今天, 你撒娇了吗? (garls ~~ did u snuggling with ur bf todayz~??)

有人说,撒娇和装傻是女人征服男人的两大利器,不无道理.

女人是水做的骨肉,除去形体上的阴柔之美,
还要有主观上的手段来装扮自己的美丽,
撒娇和装傻是屡试不爽的手段.

女人撒娇的对象当然是男人,
男人如果是一座固若金汤的堡垒,
那么,女人只须撒个娇,发个嗲,
往往就可以把一个大男人溶化掉,简单的很。
而男人若想征服一个女人,
却往往是要立马统兵纵横捭阖力拔山兮气盖世,
好不辛苦。

撒娇的手段说起来并不复杂,
不外乎是运用肢体和语言,
以期引起男人的特别关注。

肢体动作如作孩童状、惊惧状、生气状、幸福状……
用“忸怩作态”这个词汇可 以比较准确地勾画出她们的表现。
这个时候,女人会调动起自身形体的表现,
柔若无骨的缠绵,勾魂摄魄眼神,招招“致命”。
语言则是运用夸张的语气,恰当的助 词,来“推波助澜”。
举例有:嗯、啦、哟、嗳、咦、嘛……不一而足。
一个男人接一个女人的电话,
男人说:“萌萌啊,有事情吗?”
女人说:“人家想你了 嘛……”
也许,你觉得酸得浑身起了鸡皮,
可是,那个男人却酥倒了,你要是那个男人,也要倒。

还有装傻,其实也是一种撒娇的形式,
想一下:一个男人正对着一个女人说着什么,
那个女人扬着脸专注地看着他,
一丝迷惘,满脸迷醉,崇拜、认真……
就象一个小女孩聆听着父亲讲述神奇的故事。
哪个男人身边有这样的一个女子,他不万般疼爱于她?

为什么女人的撒娇或者装傻能够摧枯拉朽地击倒男人呢?
正是因为女人因势利导,以自己的柔弱和无骨,成就了男人的英雄壮士的感觉。
而实际上,那正是男人可怜,
他那么的刚强,那么的骄傲,那么的为所欲为,
却要由女人来证明自己。

女人撒娇是不需要学习的。
各种条件具备的时候,那是一份无需掩饰的真情流露。
任何女人都会羡慕曾撒过娇的女人,
说明她被爱着,而且她也爱着,
那是电传的反应。
尽管男人可能是在耍鬼头。

会按场合撒娇的女人是最可爱的女人

今天,你撒娇了吗?



撒娇(sa jiao)
pretending blur & snuggle(sa jiao) is the most powerful weapon to conquer a man~~
women are form by water~~
tat’s wat we Chinese ppl say~~

men such as a invulnerable tower ~~
strong n defensive~~~
but men often can be easily melting away~~~
very simple~~~
wat a woman need to do is~~~
just 撒娇 (sa jiao) wif them~~
n then guys will surrender witHout conditions~~~

a man who wannA conquer a woman~~
they need to be strong enough~~ they need to use their intelligent~~ strength~~ durabiblity~~ mana~~~ spell~~ skill & blablabla~~~ to defeat the women( boss)~~
(sound like playing Diablo RPG / world of warcraft)

Muahahahaha~~ but u r right~~~
time is our “life”~~
n the money = our mana (tat’s wat I told keap, he need to rege. alwyz frm maybank + public bank)
besIde the life + mana~~~ u need to learn n apply more strategy + skill to defeat the bosS~~~ ><

muahahaha~~
sounds like talking nonsense aRedi~~~

but frankly speakIng~~
a woman Can defeat a man easily~~~
totally uncomplicated~~ easily then makan a “sayur”~~~

a man require a woman behind him to show his heroic achievements~~~
in fact~~ it show tat man are sounyielding & poor~~
they require the woman to prove himself~~~
wat women need to do to arouse a man's particular attention is~~
just use a eye slight + a pHysical movement + few words with the exaggerated tone or “tehh” tones ~~~

( a very “meanful” eye slight wif smile)
( physical movement such as for children like alarming situation, like happiness, pretending blurrr…….)
( tones such as yiiiir~~~~ arrr~~!!?? ohhh~~~??? ernnnn~~~?? Marr~~~~ or + larrr at last of every sentence)

eg: yiiirr~~~ i’m hungry now~~~ i miss u marr~~~ fetch me go dinner larrr~~~~ pls larr~~~~~ yeahhh~~~~~

it sounds very geli~~
but it works~~ n it works to every man in the world (unless u r too zzzzz lar =p)~~~

once u guna all this “weapon” togeter~~
holly shit~~ the man defeated~~
they surrender themselves to the “queen” aredi~~
without any condition~~
n they swear to serve the queen dgn setia~~~
lolz~~

women do not need to learn bout all this “skills”~~
all this are a true side of women~~~
a women who doing tat means she was love & she also loves~~~


so~~
garls ~~ did u snuggling with ur bf todayz~~~!!??
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p/s:
i’m not writing this to discriminate the female~~
my purpose to writing this is just to share & advise female use ur “weapon” wise~~~
be smart n brainy~~~
u garls can make ur life more “simple” + more fantastic~~~
n pls~~~ do tat to ur man only~~~~
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撒娇 (sa jiao)
btw how do you guys translate these words?
your GF hit you with her hand in a smile....
and then said"you are so bad!"
we say she is 撒娇(sa jiao)~~

how do you say it in english?
I've come across this word before.
There's no English equivalent.
Some answer me tat it means "childishly tease/sweetalk", right?
eg: she's teasing me

I found this in yahoo

1. act like a spoiled child
2. to play the woman
3.Act in pettishly charming manner
4.Coquette~~!??
5.Coquettish~~~!??
6. cuddle~~~!!??

but all this sound … quite weird~~~
after doing “research” I found out snuggle is the most close punya answer lar…
eg. A baby bear is snuggling with its mother

Actually, I have asked my friend the same question before.
The answer was quite surprising, he said there is no such word in English....??
Is tat true~~!!??
som 1 plS answer me if u noe the answer~~)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47BzIrvHdLQ&eurl

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

jogGing~~~~

walauyeh~~~~
hAM todayz tak tahu wayer mana satu short liao~~
pergi jogging man.....
muahahahaha~~~

shit lor....
i really long long time nv exercise liaO~~~
5 circle of 200m also cannot finish it...
gOd damn~~~~

1st 2 circle can run withoun stop man..
i'm proud of tat...
then my leg sudden feel sakit~~~
almost "chao kan" aredi...

stop stop stop~~
walauyeh...
pain~~

ok~~ rest for 3 mins....
continue my jogging againz..
1 & half circle onlY then hav to stop agaiNz~~
walau~~~
leg really pain man..

ok~~
nv mind~~ rest n let my breath smooth 1st...
after 2 mins~~continue~~~

walauyeh~~~
this time shorter ler...
jut 1 circle only~~
my muscle behh tahan aredi~~~
OMG~~~
how to hiking in future~~~!!??
shit lor...
my name listed in the committee of hiking trip(company actvty)~~
shit lor~~
pai sei man~~~

aiks~~tomorrow muscle sure pain til cannot walk probably 1~~
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Monday, February 19, 2007

any brokers to introduce~~!!??

Now only I raelize tat not easy to find a Broker & open a trading account for buying shares…
Lolz…

wat kind of world is this~~~!!??

My frens intro few brokers to me…
But all of them r doing futures only…
Nowadayz they all like to doing futures only..
Futures damn kao risk 1 lar…
Not a beginner to play 1…
ask me to open an account to trade futures…
tat 1 risk than go find uncle Lim lar…
if play futures I rather go find uncle Lim….

hope my “sam shuI” share (Sunway-W) wont gain so fast 1st...
(hAM damn ganas also wat… straight awy play warrants once open account)

warrants is more potential lar…
few times gain 1….
I’m risk seeker…
But only for warrants lar..
Not futures lar..
Futures u hav to watch the market every dayz , every mins 1…
I hav no time for tat..

At least warrants is easier ….

hOpe I able to find a broker n open my trading account after CNY~~~

p/s: Gong Xi Fatt Chai to everyone & wish you all a happy and prosperous new year~~!!

Saturday, February 17, 2007

麻将

哇~~~
年廿九卑人开斋~~~

两个小时输三底~~~
我满手稀烂的牌, 有么办法列~~~!!??

干~~~!!
PK Fook~~~
这种绝张也胡了~~~!!??
TMD~~~

炮王 Kin~~~
你又出 红中、白板 + 发财~~~!!??
拿命咩~~~!!??

所谓英雄好汉“流血”不流过泪。。。。
你们给偶记着。。。。
山水有相逢。。。。
偶把钱放在你们那边而已。。。。
年初一到十一定拿回来的。。。。

连本带利。。。。。。。。。。。

你们等着瞧~~~
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Friday, February 16, 2007

theory bouT learNing~~

The moRe you leArn...
thE mOre you knOw...
The more you knoW...
the moRe yOu forget....
The more You foRget...
the lesS yoU kNow....
So~~~ whY bothEr to learn......!!!???

Thursday, February 15, 2007

单身万岁~~!!???

说真的。。。
最近还蛮多朋友问偶干嘛不找个女朋友。。。
还有的说要幫我介紹女朋友。。。

偶只有说: 偶还不想有女朋友先~~
有点像单身万岁似的~~!!

这句话一出口,偶敢肯定会引来很多人不爽。。。
不服气的人会说:你不要吃不到葡萄就说葡萄酸啦~~

可是,偶真的不是吃不到葡萄啊~~~
当然。。。
偶也不用跟 "谁谁谁" 证明说偶真的可以吃到葡萄。。。

好~~
讓偶一次过再次说明~~
每當偶說偶單身时。。。
口氣絕对不是充滿著信心和驕傲的~~
偶的口氣比較像~~
偶两张多歲~~但偶還没有女友~~
表情是有点觉得慶幸(因为自由)~~
但也有点惋惜的~~


当然。。。
偶也会LC的答你单身好过拍拖。。。
不过这只发生在某些人身上。。。
TMD~~一个礼拜叫你去找女友几十次~~
解释了酱多次~~你烦不烦哦~~~!!??
偶当然烦 + 翻脸啦~~

不过说真的啦~~
大多时候~~
偶真的是打心眼儿里觉得单身好~~~
偶只需要顧到自己~~
心情不好就隨時關機~~
不用还要应酬似的讨好女友~~
偶嘚你都傻~~~ (自私)
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因为单身。。。
偶可以完全拥有自己的时空。。。
约会自己想见的人。。。
做自己喜欢的东西。。。
听自己爱听的音乐。。。

因为单身。。。 朋友的约会偶是随叫随到。。。
7- eleven 般~~二十四小时standby。。。
完全不会有“有异性,没人性”的恶名。。。
是打麻将还是喝茶~~!!?? 随时奉陪。。。

因为单身。。。
偶不用背债给女友买名牌。。。
摆阔来讨女友的欢心。。。
钱存多少。。。
花多少都由自己来支配。。。
当然偶也不是吝啬的人~~
认识偶的都应该知道吧~~
不过贷款真的害得偶很惨。。。
偶还要供妹妹读书 + 家里开支。。。

如果跟偶的女人应该会觉得很无奈吧~~!!??
偶的钱都用的七七八八了。。。
opss~~是九九十十。。。 ><

因为单身。。。
偶不用陪女友逛街。。。 出
钱出力不说~~
街逛整天根本是拿偶的命嘛~~!!!

最最最最最重要的是~~~
因为单身~~~ 我还有无限的希望~~~


你可以说偶自我安慰~~
不过这是偶的博客~~偶大晒~~~
muahahahaha~~~




后记 :
单身好处是 : 消遙快活;独來独往,沒有後照顾之忧~~~


单身坏处是 : 形单影只;孤苦伶仃,伤痛沒人去分忧~~
好事坏事都只有自己一個承担~~~累的時候有没有人可以依靠~~~
没有人可以倾诉~~~

拜托别再每天叫偶找女朋友啦~~
每天酱听~~你不烦~偶都烦啦~~~

也请大家不用担心偶~~~
偶只是暂时不想拍拖~~~
可能缘分还没到~~~

别强求~~
随缘吧~~~!!!
=p

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

valentine is coming~~

i wish all my frens wont come n find on tat dayz...

becoz i dun hav gf...
so.. i wish u guys all got ahmoi/ahzai to date...
dun be so upset til wanna teman me....

hahaha~~
anywayz...
i stiL welcome for those who dun hav gf find me on tat dayz 1..
coz hAM is 24 hours on~~~
better than 7-11 lerr......

祝你们有情人白头偕老~~~永结同心~~~!!!

contoh-contoh of resignation letter

muahahaha~~~
my fren send me this sample of resignation letter after read my bLog...
let's hav a look...
=p



option 1 : Informal



option 2 : Semi-formal



option 3 : Formal but a bit nonsense



option 4 : Scarily form (mayb consider as threaten) ><

Monday, February 12, 2007

MC

sick aredi~~~
finally~~~

doctor giv me a lots of anti-biotik againz~~~
aiks~~~ actually ada sign aredi 1...
i noe i gonna fewer againz 1...
coz... my fewer seem becom worse at 1 week ago....
my throat sakit like heLL...
but just becoz of the tender...
no choice..... tahan n keep tahan....

so... tak pergi kerja today...
i just wake up at 11 somthing to hav my brunch(break 1st + lunch)...
then after ward slep slep slep til 6 somthing...

chun man~~~
hope besok can recover more lar....

besok ada training...
sienZ....
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Sunday, February 11, 2007

No resignation is a true farewell~~

yes~~
my fren jsut resign~~~
so~~~~ topiC hari ni ialah bout resignation~~~



Resignation can be a frighting task for many people...
Maybe you found a better paid job...
Maybe you want to change your career...
or maybe you want to pursue a higher education.....

However....
our boss always thinks that we r enjoy our job here and we are going to stay here 4ever....

so~~~You might feel guilty to resign ...
or you might just be afraid that your boss will get angry when get knoe tat u gonna resign.....

So how are your going to handle this kind of situation~~~!!??


Here are some tips for you lar : ~~~~~~


Before your resignation....think about your reasons and make sure it's a right move.....
try to talk to your family and close friends and see what's their opinion....

u r no need to feel guilty if you decide to resign....
becoz it happens all the times.....
as often as companies have to lay off their employees....

Once you make up your mind.... must stick to it....
ur employer may make a counteroffer to you when you submit your resignation letter....
but u dun be sohaiz lar....

1st of all.....
your loyalty to the company is in question once u submit your resignation letter... If your employer has any financial problem later on, you r the first target to be laid off...
2nd......
the counteroffer might just be a temporary way to keep you until business slows down or a replacement is found....
Changes made as the result of a counteroffer rarely last beyond the short-term.....
the duno wat assosiate(National Employment Association) done a research on tat be4...
they claims that over 75% of employees that accept counteroffers are no longer with that company six months later....
either through voluntarily leaving or dismissal....
so... if u dun believe... hav a try on tat lar...
accept the counteroffer then later kena kick out lar.....
muahahahaha...
tat's wat prof ppl say lar..
i duno lar.. i nv try be4....
coz, once i decided to resign.. i nv consider bout the counteroffer 1....

Study your company's resignation policies before you submit your resignation letter.
the minimum period of notice given...
be prepared and remove and copy all your personal files in your computer before you resign
becoz you may not be able to access your computer once your submit the resignation letter....

Think about what you're going to say before you meet with your boss and submit your resignation letter....
Your boss may get surprised, upset, or even angry, but no matter what, you need to stay cool and keep your composure.... (dun f him lar)
u hav TQ boss for his help during the past years but make it clear that you're leaving n bla bla bla lar....

at last.....
No resignation is a true farewell.....
You never know when your career will cross paths with your former employer again....
and your future employers may check references from your former employers back to 10 years ago....
so don't burn bridges behind you....
(mo tiuz chao lar)
n work hard until your last day....

by the way....
if you're leaving in bad circumstances and want to sue your employer.....
(like fookie's employer).....
you may need to consult a lawyer before you say or do anything.....
Collect evidences quietly and keep your mouth shu
t....
giv them a surprise at last minutes....
muahahaha...

fokE~~~ sue ur boss(dad~~!!??) lar....
since u say he so kedekut~~~~
i support u mentally.....
go go go~~~

muahahahaha~~~~ son sue father....
wat a nice n interest case.....
duno will tat to the blaste/struck by lightning o not...??

thunder shot~~~~~!!!!!
head shot kao him~~~~~~~
muahahaha~~~

foke tao 给雷劈 mo~~~~!!??

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Friday, February 09, 2007

happy weekend~~~

frEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~

i think so lar~~~~
busy for a week aredi~~~

stupid farker consultant + stupid idiot architect~~~
addendum BQ + drwngs at last mins....

@#$%^&*(#$%^&

but... finally~~ i think all my "task" done aredi..
wait for print out~~
then wait til tomolo tat singaporean chop + sign...
then i terus balut the thing n keep for monday submission~~~

i won't check it anymore~~~~~~
balut it then case close~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

yeah~~~
tonight can go out wif LJMU classmate...
can go out wif 3-1-7 m'bers too...
wah.. it seem hav to rush 2 places tonight~~~
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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

。。。。。。

无助~
无奈~~
无望~~~
无力~~~~
无辜~~~~~
无能~~~~~~
无休~~~~~~~
无止~~~~~~~~
无尽~~~~~~~~~
无言~~~~~~~~~~
无聊~~~~~~~~~~~

Saturday, February 03, 2007

TQ~~~

k!t
EC
sBear (spear)
keAP
wenG
CKH (chacha)
Kok seonG
puI mUn
May
yEE
pInky (color)
cHee Meng
min hUi
aNN


aikS...
this is the name list tat i wish to say tq for sms me...
sms for ...... blablabla....
tq =p




& speciaL TQ to

colleague who siNg song in office..
although i fEL paisei~~

+ my family~~

i think tat's aLL lar..

dunno got miss up som1 o not...
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