Thursday, March 01, 2007

Lesson 2 - for pity SK~~

i quite like this story~~
although it is full of arguments~~

this story is specially wrote for mR. HO~~~
giv up lar~~~~!!!!
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蛇与乌龟的故事
  
一条大蟒蛇和一条小毒蛇是朋友。

这天他们在路边发现了一只巨大的乌龟。
蛇兄弟想,这么大的个儿,可是一顿美餐啊。
蟒蛇说:我来对付他。

于是蟒蛇施展自己的绝技,用身体将大乌龟牢牢地缠住。
而大乌龟早已将身体缩进了壳里,任凭蟒蛇怎么缠绕,也无法伤害到大乌龟。
泄气的蟒蛇,气喘吁吁地爬到了一边。
大乌龟谨慎地露出脑袋,在他露出脑袋的那一瞬间,小毒蛇闪电般地在乌龟脑袋上咬了一口,大乌龟又急忙缩回壳中。但是几分钟后,大乌龟因为中毒而死了。
  
蟒蛇说:哇!我花了那么大力气也没能伤害乌龟,你却轻而易举地办到了啊。
  
小毒蛇说:因为我了解他的要害。

可是接下来的还是有一个问题,大乌龟死后依然缩在壳里,两条蛇都是吞食性的动物,而他们又无法脱下乌龟的外壳,只好怏怏地离开了……
  

这个故事告诉我们:即使你擅长死缠烂打,也未必能泡到那个妞,要了解那个妞才可以。
这个故事还告诉我们:如果你无法脱下那个妞的衣服,就不要再花力气去泡她了。




~~~~~~update~~~~~~

i translate this story to english since Tina request me to do so~~
(fairwell present for u lar sicne is ur last day in HQ~~~ ><) i try my best to translate it lar.... but i think this story really full of "arguments".... garls sure scold " ur guys alwyz think bout~~~ sex sex sex~~~!!" ok~~ stop talking nonsense~~ let's start the story~~~~ =p


The story bout snakes and turtle

  
There are 2 snakes very fren 1..
1 is tak ada poison (anaconda~~??) ~~
n another 1 ada poison 1(name it little cobra lar)..

Satu hari, they jalan-jalan at the garden~~~
suddenly they found a huge turtle on the roadside....
These 2 Snake brothers pun berfikir tat “ walau yeh~~ so BIG punya turtle, delicious meal leh…"

The anaconda said : "let me deal with the stupid dump turtle…"
So the anaconda display his skills, physically attack~~~entangle the large turtle firmly…
But the anaconda unable to hurt the turtle since the turtle hiding its body inside its shell…

after few mins..
the “useless” anaconda giv up becoz it unable to kill the turtle..…

since outside diam-diam sngt~~~
the stupid dump large turtle exposed his head to spy whether the snakes gone o not(really stupid dump turtle, tengok apa lar)…
then the cobra bitten on the turtle head (龟头 guai tao >< ) with the lightning speed… few minutes later, the turtle died of intoxication....    Anaconda : "shit~~!!! I have spent so much effort but yet could not harm a turtle... but u able to do tat easily… u “beli” kenG wor~~"    The little cobra said : "this is becoz I know it's vital/crucial…" But the next problem they facing is~~ the death turtle still caught in tat large turtle shell.... these two snakes are edible animals and they can not makan the turtle macam tu… so.. no choice.. they hav to let go n leave the death turtle there…



Wat’s the meaning of this story ler~~~!!!?? 


This story tells us : u wont able to tackle the garl although u keep chasing her without giving up, u must UNDERSTAND tat garl then only able to GET her HEART~~~

This story also telling us that : If you can not take off the garl's clothes, PLS~~~ do not spend ur time n energy to tackle her lar~~~ sai hei~~~~ waste ur time + money~~~

i'm damn jin kak.. i noe tat...

lolz~~~~
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1 comment:

tina said...

oi, put in english la! wa tak tau read mandarin le...