Tuesday, November 28, 2006

偶爱你~~!!??

如果偶有五百万~~

偶会用一百万买间屋子给你~~
再用壹佰万和你游玩世界~
壹佰万给你shoppinG~
壹佰万给你家人~
再把剩余的壹佰万甜蜜的过偶们的一生,永远爱着你~~

问题是偶有壹佰万吗~!?

答案是~~~~没~

所以偶不会买屋子了~~
不去旅行了~~
不会给你钱~

重要的是偶“不会”爱你~~!!!!!!

Monday, November 27, 2006

Mr. Bg Cheong Bee~~!!??

wuhahaha~~~ u hear tat be4??
Mr. Bg Cheong Bee.. how to pronounce arr~~??
hahaha, i ask my colleagues.. some say just say Mr. "B" "G" Cheong Bee, some say call for Mr. Cheong Bee can aredi.....
lolz.. mana ada org punya surname pronounce macam ni..??
hahaha.. then another colleague (Tina) is smarter.. she say the "B" should be "N" lar.. since the B is beside "B" in the keyboard.. so mayb some 1 mistaken key in it... lolz...
but afterward i try call n seacrh for tat fella , yes.. she is right... tat fella really name NG Cheong Bee..
lolz.. but he onleave now.. so , mayb call me back tomolo lor... muahahaha.. really funny.. MR. "B" "G" Cheong Bee... lolz... =p

stupid sub-con~~~~~~ zzzZZZzzzzzz

call call call~~~
repeat n repeat....
u really tot this "tone" very "strong"..??
lolz...
fark dap man...
hAM is boring bout it...
i hate to communicate wif others 1...
y i need to call those farker sub-con alwyz..?
ccb.. mch.. #$%^&*%^&*
deng... giving u guys the job lar.. u guys should appreaciate it...
y stil wanna keep delay delay n delay.. if u guys not interest then just tell lar...
rather than just make me wait... nex time i black listed u guys 1 arr..
lolz... ^^

New colleague ( trainee )

wah~~~ nOwadays punya junior really handsoMe... they r tall n "ying" man.... duno how their parents feed them... so tall n good looking... #$%^&*$%^&*

there is a new colleague join in today~~~

muahahaha.. UM come punya trainee.. means he is tina's ( 1 of my "senior" colleague) junior lar.. IJM scolar... chun~~~

y he so tall 1.... haihz.. really regret y nv play basketball in 2ndary schol.. regret y alwyz go cyber cafe last time... should get involve in sportz 1 lar.. lolz.. but if the gOd let me back to the future.. i stil wanna go cyber cafe, ponteng, play & bla bla bla... enjoy my life... lolz....

Sunday, November 26, 2006

inTroducTion~~~ (bout me) ^ ^

muahaha , i found the "essay" i write during the college time...
post here n let u guys cc (read)...
muahaha , now only i notice tat i "young" be4...

wuhahaha....

偶出生于八十年代头,

据说出生时天象异象,

医院上曾有一只大鸟飞过(他们说是飞机,偶宁愿相信那是凤凰) 。。。

八十年代末我上了小学,沙登二校。。。

受樱木花道的影响,爱上了篮球。。。

结果小学后三年的岁月经常以比赛为逃课理由下度过。。。 ^_^

九十年代头,偶随着家人“移民”,迁到白沙罗(偶还为小学的暗恋对象哭了几晚,我要走了,你保重,干,够白痴的) 。。。

在这漫漫的五年岁月里,偶苦修苦学的,还精通研究电脑技术,如 RED ALERT啦,CS和 STARCRAFT。。。

最得意的是在PJ CS界里 Alien_ham 名字还蛮有名的(后来被人收了皮 T_T) 。。。

啊~偶是在这五年里得到了 ham这个名字的。。。

拜托嘛,明明是 han mun , 你硬硬说是 ham mun,那马来老师真他妈的(害我我背着这名这么多年,还有的朋友不知我真名的~#$%^&)。。。

我看我在这五年里找不到女朋友都是你害的。。。干。。。 =P

千禧年后嘛,入读拉曼学院。。。

妈说的,名门学院噢(明明是最便宜的”冥盟“学院嘛!!)

偶再告诉你一个秘密。。。

学院嘛,并不是像外国电影般的( 你以为 america pie mer~~!? 闷的很~~!!)

唯一得到的是一班猪朋狗友(他们真的属猪属狗~~够狗的~~!!)

中学的朋友还以为偶是基的~~#$%^&~~!!

偶在这四年内专修”麻将“,大老而(大DEE) ,百万富翁,DOTA等等。。。

绩还蛮不错。。。略有所成~~!!

唉~~

唉~~这就是我~~!!

在 study leave 期间既然这么废的写一大篇“自我介绍。。。

有够废。。。

不过,这就是我。。。 hAM……………………. =p

muahahaha , finally i got my own blOg

hehehe... i wish to create a blog for myself long time ago..
the main purpose is.. er.... improve my english..? i also no sure.. maybe jsut wanna express the emotion here... so, i hope tat the ppl who noe me wont found this blog... even u found it, pls.. dun let me noe bout tat.. lolz... i am a easy shy person.. i mayb wont post create any new post after realize u guys reading it.. =p
yes... finally... i got my own BLog.. muahahahaha =p

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