雨天+遲到~~

媽的~~
遲到~~~

下雨天搭快鐵真TMD衰~~~

真懷戀以前~~
要“逃課”就逃~~
那像現在~~

哎~~
打工仔~~
吃人糧銀~~
是醬的啦~~
誰叫你得還債加養家~~

所以~~~~工還是得要做~~
而~~~~ 生活依然醬寂寞~~
雖然~~~公司還是醬刻薄~~
但~~~~~日子還是照樣過~~~

garl of the month~~~

my cute cute sister~~~
The youngest cousin came to my house~~
Pretty o not~~??
She damn smart lar..
Baru 3 years old can sing the “Lao Shu Ai Da Mi” aredi~~
SOooooooo cute~~~


Hrmmm~~~ keropok n bear~~ u going to choose which 1~~!!??



aiks~~ food is more important~~
(mun-mun: I hungry mar~~~)



Hahaha~~ flowers~~~~ garls memang like flowers~~~

星期一~~

又星期一了～～

又要月尾了～～

又过了半年了～～

都不知好运还是倒霉～～

偶的部门差不多半年没新招标了～～

那～～咱们在公司做什么～～！！？？

坐着等粮银咯～～!!!!

=.='''

theory of tears~~~

TMD~~
我只知道女人的眼泪是男人的弱点~~
原来男人的眼泪是女人的弱点啊~~!!??
~~那~~你就哭哭看吧~~~
看那个女的受你这套~~~

=.='''


i noe tat garls' tears alwyz r their secret weapon~~
at the same time it is men's "weakness"~~~

but~~~
TMD~~
todayz~~~
som1 told me tat men's tear also the weak point of women~~~
is tat true~~!!???

damn~~
then u go cry infront of a garl n c wat's her respond lar~~
try it infront of ur dream garl lar..
test the POWER OF UR TEAR~~~!!!
gogogo~~~!!!
i 120% fully mentally support u~~~~~~



i think the garl wont go out wif u anymore...
n mungkin block u frm her phonelist too~~
btw~~ duno u will kena slap or not~~ when the time u crying infront of her..
good luck dude~~~
lolz~~~

鸡屎果 n番石榴~~~

Hahaha….
I ask few of my frens (inside my msn list) a question just now~~

I ask : "hey~ wat’s the dif between 鸡屎果(kai shi ko~~ Cantonese) n 番石榴(fan she liu~~ mandarin)~~!!??"

100% of them say duno..

n majority of them question me back ~~
“ got different mer??”

I answer : "got~~ the different is 鸡屎果(kai shi ko) is bigger n 番石榴(fan she liu) is smaller…"

A: “wakao, ur head lar”

B: “fuck u”

C: “ u sohai ahh?”

D: “………”

E: “mahai”

F: “mch, are u fooling me?”




Hrmm…. I think I consider quite polite compare wif this gentlemen lar~~
Coz I did ask my fren bout the same question on Sunday night~~
N he answer me the answer exactly like wat I answer u guys~~

the different is 鸡屎果(kai shi ko) is bigger n 番石榴(fan she liu) is smaller lar…

n mine respond is~~~ stun for 3 seconds there~~
the time like stopped~~~
wat the hell~~~
this fella really damn genius lar…
like tat also can…
but his face showing extreme confident on his answer..
he doesn’t looks like joke lar…

hrmm…
wat kind of respond should I show to him~~??
I sudah stun for 3 seconds jorr…
N I couldn’t speak a single word out of my mouth~~~s
Wat’s my reaction at this moment is ~~~ just open my mouth n staring him~~

Yet~~ he stil showing me tat he is so proud + confident wif his answer….



Wahahahaha~~
other frens start laughing jorr~~~
Hahahahaha~~
som times I really “respect” this Mr. Ho Weng Keap~~~
He is a genius + intelligent + smart fella~~~
He noe EVERY things 1….
N DARE to SAY ANYTHING~~

I wonder wat’s the answer if I ask him~~
wat’s the different between durian & 榴莲 (liu lian~mandarin)~~??”

Will he answer me tat~~
"durian is bigger 1… 榴莲 (Liu lian) is smaller …!!!???"


hahahaha~~~



p/s: coconut is bigger~~~ kelapa is smaller~~~!!!!!

Poem~~!!?? thruth~~~!!??

Know’ing the luv is NOTHING~~
Awareness of the luv is SOMETHING~~
make’ing the luv is EVERYTHING~~~

~~Anonymous~~


Mr X :
usually, normally, generally, majority, commonly~~
the guys will agree bout the above statement~~
this is the fact~~ guys alwyz think wif their 'bottom part' ~~ =p

Ring ring ring~~~

Ring ring ring~~~~!!

Ring @ midnight~~~!!
Not the Japanese RING lar~~~


hehehehe~~~
Som 1(1 of my fren) alwayz off his mobile when he sleping~~~
N guess wat is happening~~!!??

A very hot + wild + sexy + pretty babe calling him during 3 a.m.~~~
Muahahahaha~~
Tat fella wake up at the morning baru switch on the mobile…
N saw 2 misscall at midnight~~~ 3 something~~~
can u imagine how his face looks like~~!!??
terus tukar to green + hitam~~~

aiks~~
He is farking regret now~~
he did sms + call back tat garl @ the early of the morning~~
but tat garl nv reply him anymore~~

Duno y tat garl looking for him @ midnight~~
3 something somemore~~~
2 calls sommore~~
but Friday night 3 something is ok lar~~~
we~~~ will nv noe the answer 4ever~~

BECOZ tat garl DUN 1 reply him anymore~~~



My advise to this fella~~
nv ever switch off ur phone during the night lar~~
aiyo , ppl urgent baru call u 1 mar~~
wont call u @ midnight for fun 1 lar~~
at least my frens wont do tat (call for fun) lor~~~
block those farkers if those farker dare to call u @ midnight just for kacau~~
c~~ u miss a chance~~
mayb tat garl really neds ur help at midnight~~
haihz…. Poor pity fella~~~



haihz~~~this fella stil switch off his mobile when he sleping~~
haihz~~~ tak listen others’ punya advise 1~~
I hope tat garl call him againz~~ in this weekend~~ 4 am something~~~

let's pray~~~~~

i wish c his "very down" punya muka~~~
dai 4~~~~
muahahaha~~~

workplace molestation~~~~!!!

molest by ur boss~~!!??
Damn it~~~

This is an old topic aredi~~
Workplace molestation~~~!!!!!
We always heard bout the female staff kena molest by their colleague~~~
normally is their superior~~

truth story here~~
I heard tat there is a female fren kena molest by her superior~~
40 ++ yrs old punya old fella~~
married som more~~~
4 HSL (Ham Sap Lou)~~

Damn it~~
Farker~~
Duo shui kah~~~
Sia shui fella~~~
4 oldman~~~~

mahai~~~ 40++ yrs old go molest a 20+ yrs old garl~~
u got hati 1 o not?
Ur heart kena makan by the dog~~!!???
Ada balasan 1 lar…
Mch~~ccb~~~
I think ur daughter also macam this kind of age only lar..
Imagine ur daughter kena molest by her hamsap superior lar…

Hrmmm~~~
That female fren dun dare to shout bout the truth~~
She diam-diam after kena molest then quit the company diam-diam too~~

Haihz~~
If my office punya female colleague kena molest~~!!??
Hrmm~~ I think the whole world also noe bout tat…
N mayb report to the police sommore~~~
(y sounds like my office’s garls so garang 1~~~!!??)
duno y lar.. they just giv me the feeling of this…
they all looks so “tough”~~~
tat’s y better dun kacau them~~~
lolz~~~ HSL wanna cari makan better go far far away~~~

I think our culture or our living environment is sick~~~
I think a lots females also dun dare to expose these molest stuff to the public or family 1~~
They think it’s so embarrassment~~~
Shy & shame to tell others~~

Sigh~~~
So the HSL becom more ganas lar~~
Whose the nex victim~~~!!??

farks man~~
I really feel wanna whack tat old fella although I’m not so closed wif tat female fren~~~
damn it~~ idiot~~
xia shui our guys faces~~~

garls~~~
u should report to the management if kena molest~~~
if the things cant settle internally (or the person who doing tat to u is ur boss)~~
report to the police~~
but~~ most cases go unreported as women feel shy away from the police involvement~~~
(n I think our country punya police may laugh on u also… make u feel more embarrassing~~~ this is M boleh~~~~~!!! )
if the policeman cant do anything~~~
then go report to the MCA 张天赐~~~
he sure will settle it for u 1~~~

dun just let it go~~~
must giv those farker idiot a lesson~~~!!!
If not, more n more molest + raping cases in future since those farker becom more n more fearless + brave~~~

HQ contract dpmnt Sunyi Sepi~~~~

haihz~~
sigh~~~
another 3 colleagues went to site againz...
1 of them go to gombak permai double terrace housing~~
n another 2 going to Johor Senai Air-port~~~

early is Tina & Umi, then Nicole following is EC , Mr Lee + Haur~~
now 3 more gone~~
aiks~~
then now HQ baru ada 3 QS~~~
sienz....
todayz just finish our works(tender)~~
after submitted the tender baru rasa my dpmnt sgt diam~~~
haihz....

boring~~~
more ppl baru more funz~~~

haihz....
Sunyi~~~~ Sepi~~~~ Sendiri~~~~~