I was late just noW~~~

deNg late to office more than 1 hour~~~
muahahahaha~~~
ganas betul (wat vicki say)
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nv mind lar..
I nv late to office be4..
treat it as a nice exp lar… =p

mahjong later~~

foOk tao wanna giv me monEY againz woR~~~

4 foOK tao~~
tat dayz makan benton puNya wang pun belum bayar ler...
i alsO duno hOw much aredi...

deng......
tonight wanna spend me dimsam againz~~~!!!???
hahaha......

forecast~~~
i predict todayz can use 2 hours clear u 3 times..
then cabut~~~~

hahahahahaha~~~~
hungry n sleply noW~~~
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Hermit crab's story~~~

errr...
shall i buy a house right now....?
i think a lots of my frens thinking bout this kind of question now...
coz we all at the same age....
all thinking bout relationship... money... car... houses... n bla bla bla....
there remind me a story....

a hermit crab's story~~~~~

there is a male hermit crab found a great space shell somwere...
he use the shell as his own home...
With the great space shell he quickly & easily found another female hermit crab becoz he has a home...
they live happily in the yard of the large rooms...

the shell able to protect them frm others species' attack...
the female hermit crab leaving home to search for food happily and without any pressure everyday...
but the male hermit crab has to carry the massive shell n walk difficulty with the female behind...
The female hermit crab must stop to wait for the male hermit crab frequently...


One day...
the female hermit crab run away with the lobster and never came back..
wat the male hermit crab can do is ~~~~~~ just sit and watch the female hermit crab leaving him becoz he cant travel far from the home...



This story tells us :
If you have a house, you will reduce the difficulty of getting a gf...

This story also tells us :
your life will become suffering if your house become a burden...
Therefore, please weigh gains and losses when u deciding whether to buy a house o not...




一只公寄居蟹找到了一只很大的空贝壳，便把贝壳清理干净，做成了自己的房子。
有了房子的公寄居蟹很快找到了一只母寄居蟹，他们快乐地生活在这个大房子里。
　　
每天他们出门，母寄居蟹就自由快乐地遨游，觅食，而公寄居蟹背着沉重的房子艰难地跟在母寄居蟹身后。母寄居蟹游一段路就要停下来等公蟹。
　　
这样的生活过了没多久，有一天母寄居蟹跟着一只无拘无束的龙虾一起游走了，再也没有回来，而公寄居蟹无法丢下他沉重的房子，只能眼睁睁地看着母寄居蟹游远、游远、游远，渐渐消失，不见……
　　

这个故事告诉我们：如果你有一所房子，那你泡妞的难度将降低。
　　
这个故事还告诉我们：如果你的房子成为了你的重负，那么你以后的生活将变得痛苦不堪。所以在决定是否分期买房的时候请先衡量一下得与失。

(转自不知那~~~)
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女人~~今天, 你撒娇了吗？ (garls ~~ did u snuggling with ur bf todayz~??)

有人说,撒娇和装傻是女人征服男人的两大利器,不无道理.

女人是水做的骨肉,除去形体上的阴柔之美,
还要有主观上的手段来装扮自己的美丽,
撒娇和装傻是屡试不爽的手段.

女人撒娇的对象当然是男人，
男人如果是一座固若金汤的堡垒，
那么，女人只须撒个娇，发个嗲，
往往就可以把一个大男人溶化掉，简单的很。
而男人若想征服一个女人，
却往往是要立马统兵纵横捭阖力拔山兮气盖世，
好不辛苦。

撒娇的手段说起来并不复杂，
不外乎是运用肢体和语言，
以期引起男人的特别关注。

肢体动作如作孩童状、惊惧状、生气状、幸福状……
用“忸怩作态”这个词汇可 以比较准确地勾画出她们的表现。
这个时候，女人会调动起自身形体的表现，
柔若无骨的缠绵，勾魂摄魄眼神，招招“致命”。
语言则是运用夸张的语气，恰当的助 词，来“推波助澜”。
举例有：嗯、啦、哟、嗳、咦、嘛……不一而足。
一个男人接一个女人的电话，
男人说：“萌萌啊，有事情吗？”
女人说：“人家想你了 嘛……”
也许，你觉得酸得浑身起了鸡皮，
可是，那个男人却酥倒了，你要是那个男人，也要倒。

还有装傻，其实也是一种撒娇的形式，
想一下：一个男人正对着一个女人说着什么，
那个女人扬着脸专注地看着他，
一丝迷惘，满脸迷醉，崇拜、认真……
就象一个小女孩聆听着父亲讲述神奇的故事。
哪个男人身边有这样的一个女子，他不万般疼爱于她？

为什么女人的撒娇或者装傻能够摧枯拉朽地击倒男人呢？
正是因为女人因势利导，以自己的柔弱和无骨，成就了男人的英雄壮士的感觉。
而实际上，那正是男人可怜，
他那么的刚强，那么的骄傲，那么的为所欲为，
却要由女人来证明自己。

女人撒娇是不需要学习的。
各种条件具备的时候，那是一份无需掩饰的真情流露。
任何女人都会羡慕曾撒过娇的女人，
说明她被爱着，而且她也爱着，
那是电传的反应。
尽管男人可能是在耍鬼头。

会按场合撒娇的女人是最可爱的女人

今天，你撒娇了吗？



撒娇(sa jiao)
pretending blur & snuggle(sa jiao) is the most powerful weapon to conquer a man~~
women are form by water~~
tat’s wat we Chinese ppl say~~

men such as a invulnerable tower ~~
strong n defensive~~~
but men often can be easily melting away~~~
very simple~~~
wat a woman need to do is~~~
just 撒娇 (sa jiao) wif them~~
n then guys will surrender witHout conditions~~~

a man who wannA conquer a woman~~
they need to be strong enough~~ they need to use their intelligent~~ strength~~ durabiblity~~ mana~~~ spell~~ skill & blablabla~~~ to defeat the women( boss)~~
(sound like playing Diablo RPG / world of warcraft)

Muahahahaha~~ but u r right~~~
time is our “life”~~
n the money = our mana (tat’s wat I told keap, he need to rege. alwyz frm maybank + public bank)
besIde the life + mana~~~ u need to learn n apply more strategy + skill to defeat the bosS~~~ ><

muahahaha~~
sounds like talking nonsense aRedi~~~

but frankly speakIng~~
a woman Can defeat a man easily~~~
totally uncomplicated~~ easily then makan a “sayur”~~~

a man require a woman behind him to show his heroic achievements~~~
in fact~~ it show tat man are sounyielding & poor~~
they require the woman to prove himself~~~
wat women need to do to arouse a man's particular attention is~~
just use a eye slight + a pHysical movement + few words with the exaggerated tone or “tehh” tones ~~~

( a very “meanful” eye slight wif smile)
( physical movement such as for children like alarming situation, like happiness, pretending blurrr…….)
( tones such as yiiiir~~~~ arrr~~!!?? ohhh~~~??? ernnnn~~~?? Marr~~~~ or + larrr at last of every sentence)

eg: yiiirr~~~ i’m hungry now~~~ i miss u marr~~~ fetch me go dinner larrr~~~~ pls larr~~~~~ yeahhh~~~~~

it sounds very geli~~
but it works~~ n it works to every man in the world (unless u r too zzzzz lar =p)~~~

once u guna all this “weapon” togeter~~
holly shit~~ the man defeated~~
they surrender themselves to the “queen” aredi~~
without any condition~~
n they swear to serve the queen dgn setia~~~
lolz~~

women do not need to learn bout all this “skills”~~
all this are a true side of women~~~
a women who doing tat means she was love & she also loves~~~


so~~
garls ~~ did u snuggling with ur bf todayz~~~!!??
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p/s:
i’m not writing this to discriminate the female~~
my purpose to writing this is just to share & advise female use ur “weapon” wise~~~
be smart n brainy~~~
u garls can make ur life more “simple” + more fantastic~~~
n pls~~~ do tat to ur man only~~~~
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撒娇 (sa jiao)
btw how do you guys translate these words?
your GF hit you with her hand in a smile....
and then said"you are so bad!"
we say she is 撒娇(sa jiao)~~

how do you say it in english?
I've come across this word before.
There's no English equivalent.
Some answer me tat it means "childishly tease/sweetalk", right?
eg: she's teasing me

I found this in yahoo

1. act like a spoiled child
2. to play the woman
3.Act in pettishly charming manner
4.Coquette~~!??
5.Coquettish~~~!??
6. cuddle~~~!!??

but all this sound … quite weird~~~
after doing “research” I found out snuggle is the most close punya answer lar…
eg. A baby bear is snuggling with its mother

Actually, I have asked my friend the same question before.
The answer was quite surprising, he said there is no such word in English....??
Is tat true~~!!??
som 1 plS answer me if u noe the answer~~)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47BzIrvHdLQ&eurl

jogGing~~~~

walauyeh~~~~
hAM todayz tak tahu wayer mana satu short liao~~
pergi jogging man.....
muahahahaha~~~

shit lor....
i really long long time nv exercise liaO~~~
5 circle of 200m also cannot finish it...
gOd damn~~~~

1st 2 circle can run withoun stop man..
i'm proud of tat...
then my leg sudden feel sakit~~~
almost "chao kan" aredi...

stop stop stop~~
walauyeh...
pain~~

ok~~ rest for 3 mins....
continue my jogging againz..
1 & half circle onlY then hav to stop agaiNz~~
walau~~~
leg really pain man..

ok~~
nv mind~~ rest n let my breath smooth 1st...
after 2 mins~~continue~~~

walauyeh~~~
this time shorter ler...
jut 1 circle only~~
my muscle behh tahan aredi~~~
OMG~~~
how to hiking in future~~~!!??
shit lor...
my name listed in the committee of hiking trip(company actvty)~~
shit lor~~
pai sei man~~~

aiks~~tomorrow muscle sure pain til cannot walk probably 1~~
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any brokers to introduce~~!!??

Now only I raelize tat not easy to find a Broker & open a trading account for buying shares…
Lolz…

wat kind of world is this~~~!!??

My frens intro few brokers to me…
But all of them r doing futures only…
Nowadayz they all like to doing futures only..
Futures damn kao risk 1 lar…
Not a beginner to play 1…
ask me to open an account to trade futures…
tat 1 risk than go find uncle Lim lar…
if play futures I rather go find uncle Lim….

hope my “sam shuI” share (Sunway-W) wont gain so fast 1st...
(hAM damn ganas also wat… straight awy play warrants once open account)

warrants is more potential lar…
few times gain 1….
I’m risk seeker…
But only for warrants lar..
Not futures lar..
Futures u hav to watch the market every dayz , every mins 1…
I hav no time for tat..

At least warrants is easier ….

hOpe I able to find a broker n open my trading account after CNY~~~

p/s: Gong Xi Fatt Chai to everyone & wish you all a happy and prosperous new year~~!!

麻将

哇~~~
年廿九卑人开斋~~~

两个小时输三底~~~
我满手稀烂的牌， 有么办法列~~~!!??

干~~~!!
PK Fook~~~
这种绝张也胡了~~~!!??
TMD~~~

炮王 Kin~~~
你又出 红中、白板 + 发财~~~!!??
拿命咩~~~!!??

所谓英雄好汉“流血”不流过泪。。。。
你们给偶记着。。。。
山水有相逢。。。。
偶把钱放在你们那边而已。。。。
年初一到十一定拿回来的。。。。

连本带利。。。。。。。。。。。

你们等着瞧~~~
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theory bouT learNing~~

The moRe you leArn...
thE mOre you knOw...
The more you knoW...
the moRe yOu forget....
The more You foRget...
the lesS yoU kNow....
So~~~ whY bothEr to learn......!!!???

单身万岁~~!!???

说真的。。。
最近还蛮多朋友问偶干嘛不找个女朋友。。。
还有的说要幫我介紹女朋友。。。

偶只有说： 偶还不想有女朋友先～～
有点像单身万岁似的～～!!

这句话一出口，偶敢肯定会引来很多人不爽。。。
不服气的人会说：你不要吃不到葡萄就说葡萄酸啦～～

可是，偶真的不是吃不到葡萄啊～～～
当然。。。
偶也不用跟 ＂谁谁谁＂ 证明说偶真的可以吃到葡萄。。。

好～～
讓偶一次过再次说明～～
每當偶說偶單身时。。。
口氣絕对不是充滿著信心和驕傲的～～
偶的口氣比較像～～
偶两张多歲～～但偶還没有女友～～
表情是有点觉得慶幸（因为自由）～～
但也有点惋惜的～～


当然。。。
偶也会LC的答你单身好过拍拖。。。
不过这只发生在某些人身上。。。
TMD～～一个礼拜叫你去找女友几十次～～
解释了酱多次～～你烦不烦哦～～～!!??
偶当然烦 ＋ 翻脸啦～～

不过说真的啦～～
大多时候～～
偶真的是打心眼儿里觉得单身好～～～
偶只需要顧到自己～～
心情不好就隨時關機～～
不用还要应酬似的讨好女友～～
偶嘚你都傻～～～ (自私)
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因为单身。。。
偶可以完全拥有自己的时空。。。
约会自己想见的人。。。
做自己喜欢的东西。。。
听自己爱听的音乐。。。

因为单身。。。 朋友的约会偶是随叫随到。。。
7- eleven 般～～二十四小时standby。。。
完全不会有“有异性，没人性”的恶名。。。
是打麻将还是喝茶～～!!?? 随时奉陪。。。

因为单身。。。
偶不用背债给女友买名牌。。。
摆阔来讨女友的欢心。。。
钱存多少。。。
花多少都由自己来支配。。。
当然偶也不是吝啬的人～～
认识偶的都应该知道吧～～
不过贷款真的害得偶很惨。。。
偶还要供妹妹读书 ＋ 家里开支。。。

如果跟偶的女人应该会觉得很无奈吧～～!!??
偶的钱都用的七七八八了。。。
opss～～是九九十十。。。 ><

因为单身。。。
偶不用陪女友逛街。。。 出
钱出力不说～～
街逛整天根本是拿偶的命嘛～～!!!

最最最最最重要的是～～～
因为单身～～～ 我还有无限的希望～～～


你可以说偶自我安慰～～
不过这是偶的博客～～偶大晒～～～
muahahahaha~~~




后记 :
单身好处是 : 消遙快活；独來独往，沒有後照顾之忧~~~

单身坏处是 : 形单影只；孤苦伶仃，伤痛沒人去分忧~~
好事坏事都只有自己一個承担~~~累的時候有没有人可以依靠~~~
没有人可以倾诉~~~

拜托别再每天叫偶找女朋友啦～～
每天酱听～～你不烦～偶都烦啦～～～

也请大家不用担心偶～～～
偶只是暂时不想拍拖～～~
可能缘分还没到～～～

别强求～～
随缘吧～～~!!!
=p

valentine is coming~~

i wish all my frens wont come n find on tat dayz...

becoz i dun hav gf...
so.. i wish u guys all got ahmoi/ahzai to date...
dun be so upset til wanna teman me....

hahaha~~
anywayz...
i stiL welcome for those who dun hav gf find me on tat dayz 1..
coz hAM is 24 hours on~~~
better than 7-11 lerr......

祝你们有情人白头偕老~~~永结同心~~~!!!

contoh-contoh of resignation letter

muahahaha~~~
my fren send me this sample of resignation letter after read my bLog...
let's hav a look...
=p



option 1 : Informal



option 2 : Semi-formal



option 3 : Formal but a bit nonsense



option 4 : Scarily form (mayb consider as threaten) ><

MC

sick aredi~~~
finally~~~

doctor giv me a lots of anti-biotik againz~~~
aiks~~~ actually ada sign aredi 1...
i noe i gonna fewer againz 1...
coz... my fewer seem becom worse at 1 week ago....
my throat sakit like heLL...
but just becoz of the tender...
no choice..... tahan n keep tahan....

so... tak pergi kerja today...
i just wake up at 11 somthing to hav my brunch(break 1st + lunch)...
then after ward slep slep slep til 6 somthing...

chun man~~~
hope besok can recover more lar....

besok ada training...
sienZ....
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No resignation is a true farewell~~

yes~~
my fren jsut resign~~~
so~~~~ topiC hari ni ialah bout resignation~~~



Resignation can be a frighting task for many people...
Maybe you found a better paid job...
Maybe you want to change your career...
or maybe you want to pursue a higher education.....

However....
our boss always thinks that we r enjoy our job here and we are going to stay here 4ever....

so~~~You might feel guilty to resign ...
or you might just be afraid that your boss will get angry when get knoe tat u gonna resign.....

So how are your going to handle this kind of situation~~~!!??


Here are some tips for you lar : ~~~~~~

Before your resignation....think about your reasons and make sure it's a right move.....
try to talk to your family and close friends and see what's their opinion....

u r no need to feel guilty if you decide to resign....
becoz it happens all the times.....
as often as companies have to lay off their employees....

Once you make up your mind.... must stick to it....
ur employer may make a counteroffer to you when you submit your resignation letter....
but u dun be sohaiz lar....

1st of all.....
your loyalty to the company is in question once u submit your resignation letter... If your employer has any financial problem later on, you r the first target to be laid off...
2nd......
the counteroffer might just be a temporary way to keep you until business slows down or a replacement is found....
Changes made as the result of a counteroffer rarely last beyond the short-term.....
the duno wat assosiate(National Employment Association) done a research on tat be4...
they claims that over 75% of employees that accept counteroffers are no longer with that company six months later....
either through voluntarily leaving or dismissal....
so... if u dun believe... hav a try on tat lar...
accept the counteroffer then later kena kick out lar.....
muahahahaha...
tat's wat prof ppl say lar..
i duno lar.. i nv try be4....
coz, once i decided to resign.. i nv consider bout the counteroffer 1....

Study your company's resignation policies before you submit your resignation letter.
the minimum period of notice given...
be prepared and remove and copy all your personal files in your computer before you resign becoz you may not be able to access your computer once your submit the resignation letter....

Think about what you're going to say before you meet with your boss and submit your resignation letter....
Your boss may get surprised, upset, or even angry, but no matter what, you need to stay cool and keep your composure.... (dun f him lar)
u hav TQ boss for his help during the past years but make it clear that you're leaving n bla bla bla lar....

at last.....
No resignation is a true farewell.....
You never know when your career will cross paths with your former employer again....
and your future employers may check references from your former employers back to 10 years ago....
so don't burn bridges behind you....(mo tiuz chao lar)
n work hard until your last day....

by the way....
if you're leaving in bad circumstances and want to sue your employer.....
(like fookie's employer).....
you may need to consult a lawyer before you say or do anything.....
Collect evidences quietly and keep your mouth shut....
giv them a surprise at last minutes....
muahahaha...

fokE~~~ sue ur boss(dad~~!!??) lar....
since u say he so kedekut~~~~
i support u mentally.....
go go go~~~

muahahahaha~~~~ son sue father....
wat a nice n interest case.....

duno will tat to the blaste/struck by lightning o not...??

thunder shot~~~~~!!!!!
head shot kao him~~~~~~~
muahahaha~~~

foke tao 给雷劈 mo~~~~!!??

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happy weekend~~~

frEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~

i think so lar~~~~
busy for a week aredi~~~

stupid farker consultant + stupid idiot architect~~~
addendum BQ + drwngs at last mins....

@#$%^&*(#$%^&

but... finally~~ i think all my "task" done aredi..
wait for print out~~
then wait til tomolo tat singaporean chop + sign...
then i terus balut the thing n keep for monday submission~~~

i won't check it anymore~~~~~~
balut it then case close~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

yeah~~~
tonight can go out wif LJMU classmate...
can go out wif 3-1-7 m'bers too...
wah.. it seem hav to rush 2 places tonight~~~
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。。。。。。

无助~
无奈~~
无望~~~
无力~~~~
无辜~~~~~
无能~~~~~~
无休~~~~~~~
无止~~~~~~~~
无尽~~~~~~~~~
无言~~~~~~~~~~
无聊~~~~~~~~~~~

TQ~~~

k!t
EC
sBear (spear)
keAP
wenG
CKH (chacha)
Kok seonG
puI mUn
May
yEE
pInky (color)
cHee Meng
min hUi
aNN


aikS...
this is the name list tat i wish to say tq for sms me...
sms for ...... blablabla....
tq =p




& speciaL TQ to

colleague who siNg song in office..
although i fEL paisei~~

+ my family~~

i think tat's aLL lar..

dunno got miss up som1 o not...
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