Monday, April 30, 2007

Dancing lion~~~ coOL handseT~~

daMn~~~
watch moVie quite frequent this few weEks~~~

watch the c2pid dancing lion on this noon~~~
damn it~~~
muahahahahaha~~~
wat kind of movie is this~~!!!??

the Anthony Wong (黄秋生)'s handset damn YING man~~~

muahahahaha~~ he connect his hp to the handset n call~~~
damn it~~~~
just like the pic below~~~
but his 1 damn classic 1~~~~
damn coOL 1~~~~




n guesS wat~~!!??
i found out were can buY this "handset" liaO~~~
muahAhAHA~~~
efficiency ler~~!!??

hahahaha~~ i found it @ the lower grd floOr in 1u~~~
the shop's name forgoten aredi~~ but it is just nearby the OSIM's shop 1 lar...
aiyo~~ i onlY remember how is that female promoter loOKs like~~
mana ada masa c wat shop name is tat orr~~~!??

>.<
damn it~~
the handset cost around RM80 lar...
n it only can connect to the Nokia phone~~~
duno they got offer another adapter head to connect others hp model o not~~!!??
btw~~ any 1 dare to use tat handset in mamak~~!!??

( ~~~i sure laugh til headache if i saw som1 using it~~~)

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Vicchuda~~

daMn~~ the fish head @ uptown finish~~
#$%&*@

we order the drink aredi ler...
damn it~~
no choice~~ pay then quit~~~

werE to eat~~!??
ok~~ nex station~~~~~~~ viccuda~~~~ a place which been forgoten~~~

yeah yeah~~~
having dinner (Tom Yam) @ Viccuda, Damansara Utama~~
damn it~~~long time nv been here aredi~~~
last time alwyz come here wif boOtak & foOk tao 1~~~
the tom yam so farking spicy~~~



beh tahan~~~
mulut sudah ada 3 "lubang"~~~ but stil offer all the spicy foOd~~~
takut i cannot get sicK~~~





oh~~ saw BT @ viccuda~~~
wau~~~ his gf danm cute + pretty~~~
loOKs like model lar...
btw~~ is tat model~~~!!???




after makan~~ walk to the c2piD nalis yamcha~~
blow water til 1 somthinG~~~

oh~~ happy bird day to wenG~~~
is ur birdday~~
lolz~~~ 25 yrs old birdday blowing water wif us~~
poOr fella~~~ so pitty~~
but lucky stil got garl here lar..
not so bad lar~~
hahaha~~

OMG~~ 1 somthing~~~
saturday stil need to worK~~
zzzZzZZzzzzz~~~

tat's y i loOKs blurr blurr noW~~~
luckY bosS so buzy todayz~~~~
n he didnt realize tat i tutup mata n tidur'inG~~
muahahahaha~~~~

Friday, April 27, 2007

my buniness carD~~ (name caRd lar)

yeah yeah~~

i got my own name card~~~
muahahaha~~~
i apply for it 2 weeks ago~~~
now sudah dptnya~~~

2 boxes lar...
each box got 50 cards inside~~~

muahahahahaha~~~~

nex time tak payah answer ppl tat " i tak ada name card yet" lar~~

u want name card~~!!??
nah ~~ here izit~~~

=p

pooR fella~~ bad luck fella~~ "shui hai"~~~

errmmm~~~

do u guys believe tat som times som1 will bring the bad luck to others ppl~~!!??

satu org boleh make the ship/boat kelam 1~~

last time i used to refer to 1 "shui hai" when i gamble in world cup...
guess wat... i alwys win...
win 8 matches out of 10~~~
1 draw + 1 lose only~~~

lolz~~ tat's y..
as wat i alwyz say.....
dun follow the ONG fella~~
1st.. u gonna find the "shui hai" out 1st....
then "bet" the opposite~~

go genting punya 1st mission is find the most bad luck fella out 1st..
then bet against him/her~~~

lolz~~~
guess wat...
i found another "shui hai" now~~~
MAX is the 1~~~

it sudden remind me somthing~~
do u believe tat ada org boleh jatuh his HP to toilet bowl when he bang sai~~!!??
hahaha~~~ he is the 1.....
wat for u bang sai also wanna answer the call...?

big biz arrr~~!!???
big customer calling~~!!??
aiyo~~~ finish/done ur "biz" in toilet 1st lar.......
call can answer later 1...
call tat fella back later lar....
o u wanna save the credit~~!?!?
i tot u using post-paid~~!!??
u r bosS lar....
dun so kiang siaP lar~~~

OH SHI is more important lar~~~



P/s: Max, i purposely write this 1... to promote u~~!! u becom famous lar~~~ =p

也许~~~衰开有条路~~~~!!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Daulat tuanku~~

~~~~holidayz~~~~

not agong bird day arr~~!??
ohhh~~ tukar agOng izit~~!??

lolz~~ wat ever lar~~~
happy holidayz~~~



~~~Mr Bean's Holiday~~~

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

男女吵架协议 ~~

~~~copy frm forum~~~

(应该是女的杰作吧) >.<



男女吵架协议

1,吵架不当着父母,亲戚,邻居的面吵,在公共场所给对方面子。

2,不管谁对谁错,只要一吵架,男方必须先轻声轻气哄女方一次,女方才能马上冷静下来,否则女方一看到男方哇啦哇啦女方也忍不住哇啦哇啦,一旦造成严重后果,全部由男方负责。

3,在家里吵架不准一走了之,实在要走不得走出小区,不许不带手机和关机。

4,尊敬对方的父母长辈,吵架不开心不能对父母无礼。

5,有错一方要主动道歉,无错一方在有错方道歉并补偿后要尽快原谅对方。

6,双方都有错时要互相检讨,认识到错误并道歉后由男方主动提出带女方出去散心。

7,要出气不准砸东西,只能吃东西,实在手痒只能砸枕头。

8,吵架尽量不隔夜,晚上困觉觉时男方必须主动抱女方,女方生气百般推让男方也不能就此放弃,一定要哄到女方睡着,做上美梦。。。

9,每周都要给对方按摩一次,因为大家经常吵架都很辛苦,男方手艺不好的话可以跟盲人师傅学,严禁和发廊女学!

10,吵架时男方不准挂电话,如果挂了要马上打回去,并表示歉意,吵架时女方如果挂了电话,男方必须在1分钟内打给女方,电话不通打手机,总之不能气绥,屡挂屡打,但是女方也要给男方面子,每次挂电话次数不多于5次。


(公约条款暂时为以上这几条,可由女方无理由无时间限制的更改,男方有权利提出异议,但是异议是否被采纳最终解释权在女方手里。)





男方签名:YYY              女方签名:XXX  

时间:Y年Y月Y日             时间:Y年Y月Y日

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

~~~~唱衰昶安~~~~

~~~~唱衰昶安~~~~

CCA = baka = bodoH = liar ~~~~~!!!!
nv keep ur promise~~~~!!!!

!@#$%5^&*(@6^&#^²1~~~!!

3825 968~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!


i told u tat i will scold u here~~~~~~!!!
u blow me arr~~!!???



Monday, April 23, 2007

今期经典金句~~

TMD~~
日日新鲜~~事事奇~~~

今期的经典 ~~


“我发觉我越来越爱她左~~!!”

fuyoh~~~~
有时偶都好佩服阿 SK 哥的~~
越中箭越勇敢~~



~~~wanted 2~~~


~~~Pic A~~~



~~~Pic B~~~



were can get/buy this~~~!!??
i loOking it for my fren~~~
SK wanna use it to "kau lui"~~~

*click on pic A~~~ the dolls boleh nod n shake their head 1~~~

farking cute lar~~~
damn it~~~
lolz~~


>.<

~~~~wanted~~~~





any 1 c this kind of sweet be4~~!!??
i was been told tat it is a candy/sweet~~~~
its so farking cute~~~~~~


i want it~~~
death of alive~~~~~!!!

><

Sunday, April 22, 2007

女人三十~~~

一直都很想写一篇关于女人三十的文章。。。
可是总提不起兴来~~~

之前曾写过篇 给二十五岁后的男女 "忠告" 的 随手文章~~
是英文版的~~
偶这次想来个中文的~~~
(偶的中文应该好过英文~~华文应该更能表达偶的看法吧~~~)




女人三十~~~

女人阿~~~
这就像是花一样美的名字~~~
但一过了花季的时期 (30~~??)~~~~
心理嘛~~~难免有点down~~~


相信几个女人在一起时。。。
难免会谈论到象这样的话题~~~

“咳,女人人过30天,天过午了。”
“都说男人三十一枝花,女人三十豆腐渣~~~你瞧,我都有鱼尾纹了~~~”
“三十多岁了,好时候都过去了。”

谈到这里~~~女人堆们都沉默了~~~
然后~应该有个比较乐观的大声的说~~
“咱们才30而已~~人生的开始~~生活充满希望”之类的~~

然后其他的女人会高兴、识趣的符合~~
“对~对~对~~!!人生充满希望~~ ”
然后拉开话题~~
又吵吵闹闹的谈那儿有大减价~~那儿有好吃的~~~

问题解决了吗~~!!??
答案是 ~~没~~

她们像鸵鸟似的逃避着这话题~~(逃避着现实~~!!??)


“男人三十一枝花,女人三十豆腐渣“都很 hurt 料~~~

最近还来一个更狠(恨?) 的~~

“日曆再長也只有31天吧~~~!!”
(剧场需要~~那老媽还得氣定神閑的說:“那就是說再也沒有後路了~~~” 然後再去撕下一紙月歷~~)

哇~~~靠~~~~
编导是女的吗~~!!??
真的一针见血啊~~~~
女人何苦为难女人啊~~!!??


三十女人哀哀怨怨加凄凄惨惨又切切: 有什么办法呢?
到了这个年纪,女人就是豆腐渣——没人要的豆腐渣啊~~!!
任人踩、任人丢~~~

她们刚刚战胜了困扰多年的青春痘~~
现在又突然遭遇到了皱纹的侵袭~~
这些若有若无的皱纹不仅开始侵占她们的面容~~
也就在慢慢地侵蚀她们的心~~
这个漫长而微妙的过程~~~
就像是白昼和黑夜的交替~~
你身临其中却难 以觉察~~~
无情的岁月不经意间就剥蚀了她们少女时代炫目的青春光彩~~
女人都是在三十岁的时才猛然感决到生命衰老的速度是多么的可怕~~~


就像之前转文中所说的~~

“25歲以前,一切都是美好圓滿,那皮膚是吹彈可破的,那胸是尖挺高傲的,25歲過後,一切都要慢慢敗壞衰退,巔峰過了,自然就走下坡去,正是到荼蘼花事了。

28歲後的男人女人好像是注定要被忽略的一個族群,永遠的高不成低不就,青春籌碼輸給了歲月,成熟本錢還要等待添加,定位尷尬一如用雞肉做餡的燒賣-不是不好,但總是缺了些味兒。”


这~~~就是三十岁的女人~~
她们~~~永远无法阻止时间的流逝和年华的老去~~~~
又如人饮水~~~~冷暖自知~~~~



偶最近认识了几个大约三十岁的女人~~~

其实啊~~~


三十岁的女人是最美丽的女人:
是青春少女与半老徐娘的交接点,她们丰韵正旺、活力充沛、善解人意又大方得体。那特有的生理上和心理上几乎无暇般的成熟与沉 稳,是任何年龄段的女人所无法媲美的,就是用上"望尘莫及"也不为过之。她们有魄力也有能力,把自己的庄重与美丽充分地渲染并完美地展示出来。 因此,三十岁的女人,是最值得欣赏的。

三十岁的女人是半新半旧的人儿:
说旧就旧了,说新依然是新。像一朵美丽的花朵刚刚开到最最成熟 的时光,是最最美妙最最风情,也是最最善于利用自己优势的时候。这时候,少女的矜持渐行渐远,少妇的风韵却更行更生;少女的任性已被现实磨砺得消蚀了色 彩,善解人意的风情已悄悄地沉淀为某种千锤百炼的优雅,成为少妇处理、斡旋各种人际关系的无形资产。没有少女的清纯却有少妇的妩媚,没有少女的水灵灵可伶 可俐,却渗透少妇的成熟欲滴和妖娆。

三十岁的女人是最难以沟通的女人:
她们有了经历,懂得风情世故,什么样的阳光灿烂、风霜雨雪都 见识过,所以,不管是办公室里的白领,还是大街上的过客,可不能用欣享其他年龄段女人常用的那种眼光,去肆无忌惮地盯着她们,冷不防,就会惹来一个回敬的 白眼:“看什么看!没见过女人吗?!!没教养.”所以,对三十岁的女人,你别抱太多的幻想。

三 十岁的女人是最让人怜惜的女人:
常常会无缘无故地伤感,莫名其妙地惶恐,因为,她们明白:自己不再是青春少女,岁月在急速流失、美丽在无情销蚀、线条在缓 缓直化、生活在重复单调。无忧无虑、充满幻想和天真的年少时代,是那样的遥远和陌生。而此刻所拥有的一切,与曾经的理想和期望,差距是那么地大。据说,这 就是三十多女人爱哭的根本原由。

三十多岁的女性具有成熟的魅力:
丰富的生活经验,有分寸地待人处世,对男性有特别的吸引力。走过三十岁后的女人,不管是在现实中还是在网络中,都可能经历过了爱情的喜、乐,悲、哀,也终于明白有很多的事情是必须要去接受与面对的。她们会成熟的对待和处理很多人与事~~

三十岁的女人是最渴望爱的女人:
或许恋爱真的很容易,但对于一个三十岁的女人确是很难,除非是那种游戏恋爱,但对于三十岁的女人,她们要追求的是一份真爱,她们不会把时间花在游戏上。在步入了三十岁以后,她们的爱情已不再单纯,她们没有了义无反顾的勇气,也没有了全心付出的奉献,因为在她们这个年龄爱情来了,可背后托负的更多的可 能是一份责任,而爱情对于她们来说,可能是婚姻短暂的前奏。“恋爱”?谁不想呢?走过三十岁后的女人,不管在思想还是在心理,已开始步入成熟,在爱情上, 她们是真心的在付出。可对于一个三十岁的女人来说,恋爱意味着婚姻,而婚姻意味着是她的归宿,一个心灵归宿,所以爱情会是她们一个严肃的话题。

三十岁的女人是最值得去爱的女人:
她们对情感有着独特的悟性,无须繁琐的甜言蜜语,不在乎几多海誓山盟,一个会心的眼神,一句关切的问候,一次无意的相助,甚至一场奇巧的偶遇,都能引起她们的流连、感动、敬仰和爱慕。其实,三十岁的女人真的很可爱。

(部分文摘引用自 http://xuanmeng888.bokee.com/tb.b?diaryId=13906761)


这个世界真的变幻莫测~~
前面还要面对多少的无可奈何~~~
三十岁的女人~~~~
今后还有更长的路要走~~

说穿了~~
三十岁是一道坎,过得去过不去都是一种严峻考验~~~
可是轻松一点说,走得过去便是一个人生~~!!!

因为三十而立,所以,三十也只是开始。
正如新生一般~~~


所以,女人三十岁照样可以“花样年华”~~
“女人三十而立”~~
并不是一定要求女人在三十岁的时候达到怎么样的社会地位~~
拥有什么样的财富~~而是一种生活态度~~
女人走进三十岁~~代表着青涩岁月的结束~~~
在经过爱情、事业、家庭等方面的厉炼之后~~~
她们拥有的是更加成熟的心和更加妩媚动人的身姿~~~
用她们妖娆多姿的姿态展现着这个阶段的与众不同~~~

三十岁的女人~~
在这个年龄~~~请多给自己一份自信~~~
让岁月留下的伤痛化为前进的力量~~~
不要让任何人~~~任何事牵绊着自己的心情~~~~
给自己多一份快乐。


因此~~~
三十岁的女人要有更多的目标~~
有更高的追求~~
活的有品位~~
爱的更有深度~~!

因为三十岁以后的女人是钻石女人~~!!!

最美丽的女人~~~!!!



Saturday, April 21, 2007

催稿~~!?? dun force me~~~

f u ~~~~ cb Cowen Eric Leslie Chong Kok Weng~~~

催稿~~!??
@#$%^&*()$^&*
force me to write lar...

no mood to blog how to write~~!!??
u force me 1 arr.....


purposely to scold u here~~~
nah~~ this is wat u ask for~~

>.<

Friday, April 20, 2007

frm pipe againz~~~

pipe = zuye = @#$%^&* ( my view)


夜深人静的夜里,我孤枕难眠,想起与你的点滴
独自徘徊窗前,心,在远方,心,为了你而蠢动
第一次相遇,爱火燃,爱,在心中,慢慢的发芽
无时无刻,都想见到你,想念你的心,火般炽烈
每一天,在网络上漫游只为能够见到你,想见你
每一夜,梦里总会见到你那无邪的笑容,梦见你
每一次,你总会无端的在我脑海里出现,思念你
爱你的心,就像天上那火红的太阳般,永不熄灭
只盼有一天,你明白我的深情厚意,心与我同在
暗叹天意弄人,无缘来向你表白,爱你说不出口
暗地里多次示范,想要告诉你,你是我的心头爱
想要大声喊心里话,我爱你,我真的真的很爱你
可惜一切只是在幻想,,是如此的难于表达吗
是否注定我无法拥有你,爱你的心只能藏在心里
我会继续努力以便有朝一日你能够知道我的真心






foward by pipe yg sangat free...
edit by hAM yg sangat sangat boring~~~~~~

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Finger of Death~~~


Lion, the Demon Witch







& his skill- Finger of Death (F)



Instantly rips at a target, attempting to turn it inside-out. Deals massive damage.
Level 1 - Deals 500 damage.
Level 2 - Deals 650 damage.
Level 3 - Deals 850 damage.


Mana Cost: 200 / 420 / 650
Cooldown: 150 / 90 / 55

Comment: This skill is often used as a finisher. The damage will even be lower if they have Aegis and especially on Anti-Mage. Be sure to estimate the hp of the hero before using this skill. Late game it will not be that effective anymore so start hunting at level 6 because this skill is best used at early to mid game.







kid & his ultimate's skill~~~~~ finger of death~~~~

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

30大關(转)~~

那天看日劇《愛情慢舞》,戲中女主角的風騷媽媽對她說︰“日曆再長也只有31天吧!” 剛衝破30大關但依然小姑獨處的女兒,好像听出了一點玄機,於是一臉惶恐︰“甚麼意思呀?”媽媽氣定神閑的說︰“那就是說再也沒有後路了。”然後趨前去撕下一紙月歷。

姜是老的辣。看盡潮起潮落人來人往的女人,不費吹灰之力就讓女兒上了一堂人生最重要的課-青春不等人,尋郎要趁早。她自己當年想必也吃過一點苦頭。


女兒見了那張過了期限就被人棄如敝屣的月歷,突然醐醍灌頂-想起那恐怖的30大關,看來要孤身走我路了,老來在報紙社會版出現──“晚景淒涼老婦,百病纏身等救濟”不禁觸目驚心起來。戲外一眾三十有幾,對愛情尚有無限憧憬的女性觀眾更是流了一身冷汗。

女人不孝有三,過了適婚年齡而依然雲英未嫁為大,你們傷透了天下父母的心,辜負了所有等待著在你婚禮上台唱K的三姑八婆的期待。

有淚水,有歡笑

收視率冠軍的韓劇《我叫金三順》裡的女主角也是一名在30大門外徘徊的女人,在人生路上,愛情路上都頭頭踫黑,人長得胖胖,還失了業,算是雙重失敗,活得苟且偷生。後來自然苦盡甘來,讓那帥氣富家子給看上了,結局美滿幸福。女人看了,一時心花怒放,“希望在人間,我的玄彬就要出現了。”

可惜快樂不持久,只有短短60分鐘。戲終後,到洗手間裡往鏡子一照,見到了眼角那放肆的魚尾紋,看到了桌上那久久不響的手機,電腦上空空的IN BOX, 突然就從歡樂天堂跌下痛苦人間,於是所有自信給擠壓得扁扁,感覺自身像一張張給胡亂塞在信箱裡的廣告傳單,看也不想看,就往垃圾桶裡丟。

好像是張才女的名言︰“女人過了25歲,就要對自己負責。”

25歲以前,一切都是美好圓滿,那皮膚是吹彈可破的,那胸是尖挺高傲的,25歲過後,一切都要慢慢敗壞衰退,巔峰過了,自然就走下坡去,正是到荼蘼花事了。

28歲後的男人女人好像是注定要被忽略的一個族群,永遠的高不成低不就,青春籌碼輸給了歲月,成熟本錢還要等待添加,定位尷尬一如用雞肉做餡的燒賣-不是不好,但總是缺了些味兒。

君不見所有的乜姐乜男選舉的年齡限定都是26為止?27過後就只能再等多20年,參加所有的樂齡人士比賽。

男人30歲而依然打光棍,可以美其名為“事業為先,兒女私情暫放一邊。”大家擊節,認為男兒志在四方,實在不因自囿於婆媽的情愛裡。

30未嫁症候群

但若女人30依然未嫁,也大刺刺的來一句“事業為先,兒女私情暫放一邊。”母親大人立刻淚眼汪汪︰“吾女呀,女人只有嫁一個好男人是大事,其他的都是小事,你要清醒呀!”三姑說︰“過了30歲才生出來的兒子體弱多病!”六婆也來︰“你老了,沒有兒子來養老,怎麼行呀?”女人永遠要為難女人。

年入百萬,得過年輕企業家大獎,所有錦上添花的加冕都比不上身邊挽著一個替自己拿購物袋的男人或懷中抱著一個笑咪咪的孩子來得令人注目讓人滿足。

於是種種因素讓女人們從25歲開始,心裡就不安定──“好男人,你在哪裡?”是刺在心頭最大的一枝針。

26……27…… 28……彈指間,那光陰就一去不會頭,時間對誰也不仁慈。29背來了,30在望,於是急得火龐毛,想胡抓一饉就嫁掉“男人,會呼吸的男人,你在那裡?”蘇州過了沒有艇,有一只小舢舨也好。

其實邁向30大關的女人不必傷感,你們告別了幼稚、輕浮、浮躁、生澀,從此與所有的成熟、沉穩、內斂、幹練畫上等號,有一種與以往不同,均衡樸實的吸引力。毛躁急進的小毛頭,你們再也看不上眼,而且深深明白愛情不是你生活的所有翻來覆去。30歲的女人像一個重見光明的瞎子,對這美麗的世界有一種迫不及待的愛,七彩輝煌時代才剛要開始。


转自 ~~星洲日報/副刊‧文:陳國強‧2007.03.12

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

谈~~同居~~~~




偶记得曾经看过酱的文章~~

"同居是提前消费的信用卡"


记得文摘中说到 ~~~
"同居, 从某种意义上说,很类似于一张信用卡,
属于婚姻的提前消费,同居也和信用卡一样,
是现代青年男女这个族群的一种生活方式~~~"


咱们在这谈谈同居的 Pro(s) & Co n(s) 吧~~

同居的好处

1)同居是种“婚前测试”,让男女们一边自由地享受爱情,
一边无拘无束地生活在无枷锁的生活状态下~~

2)同居是一种节省 生活费的不错方法~~
尤其是经济能力方面不是酱充足的伴侣~~
也可以是女人走进男人私生活的理由~~
是一种满足她的占有欲的方法~~

3)同居~~最起码可以更进一步了解彼此的生活习惯 ~~
学习尊重彼此的生活空间与自由~~
或许有了婚前的了解, 所以对未来的婚姻会更加胸有成竹~~
婚后不需经历 "爱情半衰期" 还是"婚前恐惧症"~~

4)当然一段感情的开始是以爱为前 提,至于之后的性也是很自然的~~
爱和性都是占一部份~~你们可以更加无枷锁的享受两人性生活~~

5)同居~~不住在 一起的话, 你永远也不会真正了解一个人~~
你会发现一个礼拜的同居会比你跟他约会几年更能发现问 题~~
如果相处的不错,可以帮助情感加温~~
出问题的,早点分手~~~
大家的心理负担没那么重~~~~


同居的坏处

1)私人空间~~基本上两人住在一起可以说几乎没有私隐了~~
共同的生活会 使同居男女完全暴露了自己~~
将一切都毫无保留并不可避免地在对方面前展示出来~~
感 情温度可能提早降温~~
男女有可能觉得失去了空间而爆发出问题~~
最终以分手收场~~

2)同居~~因为没有婚姻的保障~~
双方没有必须解决问题的义务,往往会有 "合则来, 不合则去"的观念~~
这点是比较没保障的~~

3)同居者会付出背负社会言论压力的代价 ,尤其是女性~~
女人啊~~你们得背负比男性更多的社会压力~~
你~~承受的料吗~~ ! ! ? ?
别被爱情冲昏了头~~你得想想如果分手回给你带来怎样的压力啊~~
而且同居生活中所带 来的一些负面影响,譬如女方意外受孕~~! ! ? ?
还有因为同居~~而使男方迟迟不肯兑现走入婚姻的承诺~~
甚至滋生厌倦的情绪, 从而分手的例子多的是~~~

女人啊~~你有心理准备了吗~~!!??

你别分手后~~哭 哭啼涕~~
呼天抢地的说什么不想活了~~
还是苦苦哀求的要再在一起~~

唉~~到时候偶也不 知该可怜你还是鄙视你咯~~

女人在这时候都是弱者~~
无奈啊~~




真人真事

偶听说偶的一个中学的女性朋友急着要结婚了~~
才二十有四而已~~
这位女生聪明~漂亮~人品好~~是"上上品" 啊~~
追她的人从吉隆坡排到新加坡咧~~~
估计她也是被爱情冲昏了头~~

你知道她父亲更她讲了什么吗~~!!??

深刻印象~~~估计偶永远都不会忘记吧~~

这位父亲说 : "女儿啊~~你还年轻~~干嘛这么快急着结婚~~!??
不如搬过去和那男的同居~~住住半年看~~看看相处的怎样才打算吧~~"

你知道偶有多么的感触吗~~

父亲叫女儿去跟她的男友同居咧~~~

这应该是经过考虑~~他觉得对他女儿最好的方法吧~~
偶说不出偶的感受~~那种感觉并不是偶的文笔可以表达的出来的~~

偶只觉得这父亲真的很"父亲"~~~
给偶一种感觉蛮伟大的味道~~

后来不知怎样了~~没有了下文~~

有酱"明白事理"的父亲算是蛮幸福的吧~~~
不过,偶还是在这祝福偶的这位中学朋友~~
希望她找到她的幸福~~



后记

那什么时候同居是最合适的呢~~! ! ? ? ?

偶想~~没有一个真确的答案吧~~
偶想最起码要交往半年以上(视年龄而言)~~
或当双 方感情都已迈入成熟稳定状况,有结婚的打算时吧~~
不然就真的太仓促了吧~~

>.<


claim~~~





Our Ref. No. : 3-1-7M’s/Claim 1

Date: 16th April 2007



Attn : Mr. Chad Chen Seong Wai

Dear Sir,


The bird day celebration for ah yEE
With reference to the above project, we are pleased to submit our progress claim attached for your kind perusal.

TOTAL FOR THIS CLAIM = RM 66,800.00

Total amount of this claim is Ringgit (RM): sixty six thousand and eight hundred only.


Your early certification of the above is much appreciated.

Thank you.




Yours faithfully,
3-1-7 Consult Sdn Bhd




________________
Nick Chong
Managing Director

Monday, April 16, 2007

the waR is begiN~~~ Alphabet "R"~~ (R字头)~~

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▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂
███████████████
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤


nah nah nah~~
I’m not the person who likes to play politics in company~~
But~~ I still want to express some feeling here…


Walauyeh~~ so many “Ran-mountain” ppl coming into my company now~~~
very soON~~
they will take over the “Ikut Jalan Mati” punya post-tender dprtment~~~
I’m thinking tat the “Ran-mountain” Bhd quite kesian lar~~
so many staffs quit~~~

it remind me bout the TL (QS Consultant firm)~~
6 out of 9 staffs resign within the same month(March 07)~~~
hahaha~~ all tender to resign after get the bonus~~

=.="

the boss muka pun sudah hitam~~
opsss~~~ i think early is hitam~~
then change becomz putih after receiving so many resign letters within 1 month~~
break record lar~~~ 66.67% staff tender to resign within 1 month wor~~
u tak takut i pun takut~~~
as wat we chinese ppl say~~
white hair also come out arr~~~
(一夜白发~~!!?? 白发魔鬼/男~~!!??)

>.<

Tat’s y Weng suggest Big Head take a white envelop on hand & walk around in the office~~~ menakutkan bosSnya~~~
Force his boss to increase his salary~~~ muahahaha~~~ goOD idea~~~~

>.<

opsss~~
back to my topic~~

oh~~ya~~~
the “Road-Maker” Berhad ppls will coming in toO~~~
I 1der is “Ikut Jalan Mati” take over the “Road-maker” or the “Road-maker” take over “Ikut Jalan Mati”~~~

Anywayz~~ I think the Alphabet “R” ppls r going to take over n fully control my company soOn~~~

=p

Lolz~~~
We gonna conquest by the enermies~~~
dun kiLL me pls~~
i just a small fish~~~~~
muahahaha~~~

>.<

Saturday, April 14, 2007

weekend blues~~

beHind every successful mAn, there is a woman~~
and behind every unsuccessful Man, there are two~~


then u might ask " if i dun have any woman behind~~!!?? "

the answer is "then u might be a FailUre person~~~"

lolz~~~


wat's hAM's comment~~!!??

Press Cltl+A n read lar~~~

(i bold the alphabet n u stil cant notice tat~~??)
nv mind~~ tell u againz~~~
it is~~~

hAM F U~~~

hahaha~~


Friday, April 13, 2007

Black Friday

黑色星期五是 Black Friday or Friday the 13th~~~!!??

anywayz~~~ the west ppl dun like it~~
duno y~~

i hear tat todayz~~~

Stock market gonna---> Crash~~!!??
Catastrophe ~~!!??
armageddon ~~~!!??


>.<

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Penyu Ninja Mutasi Remaja ~~~

Penyu Ninja Mutasi Remaja~~
wtf man~~~

ninja turtle kena translate to this~~~
hahaha~~~
so funny lar~~~

hahaha~~~ i stil remember these turtles like to eat pizza very much 1~~~
farking cute lar~~
muahahaha~~

lolz~~ i think i fall in luv wif these turtles recently~~~

>.<

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

i got the c2piD HSBC credit card~~

muahahaha~~

i got my stupid HSBC credit card now~~

btw~~ do i ned to call them to active it~~??
lolz.. i sendiri pun tak tahu lar~~

>.<

yes~~ nex time no need call to book for the cinema tickets anymore liao~~
boleh terus buy it~~

this weekend go try to "slot" the card~~~

opsss~~~
our 3-1-7 gathering held on saturday night right~~!!??
& ah yee 's bird day at friday orr~~~

yess~~
can "slot" it kao kao~~~ =p

Sunday, April 08, 2007

convo pic~~~

~~~~~~~~convo pic~~~~~~~~~




~~advance Diploma's convo @ tarc~~

(old pic)~~ found it in laptop~~~
sob sob~~~ =p





~~~Degree's convo @ Renaissance KL~~~


Saturday, April 07, 2007

SANBUMI (9113)~~

ok~~
after discussion wif foOk~~~

we decided to buy SANBUMI (9113)~~~!!!!

damn~~~
patimas not so confident now~~~
so late aredi~~~~

sunway-w gain already~~~
i tak suka it anymore....
last time use to be RM0.16-0.19~~~
now aredi RM0.345~~~
so late~~~

zecon aredi gain almsot 20% frm my estimate~~
unless it drop back to the RM0.46-0.48 lar~~~
it just gain from 0.46 to 0.545 in 2 dayz..
damn it~~~~~

(damn~~ foOK lar~~~ last 2 week not free lar~~~)
semua shares pun dah naik~~~

>.<

jotech is another potential share~~~
tat 1 we hav the same view/opinion~~~
it is consider as long term investment~~
but~~~so far we 2 small fish wish to earn som money within short period...

so , masuk SANBUMI (9113) at RM0.85-0.87 is the best for us..
we both agreed tat this share can keep for either "attack" or "defence"~~~

i think probably will keep for not longer than 5 months
should sell it within 5 months~~~
hope it take shorter time to achieve the price we want lar~~~

wish us goOd luck~~~~

hamtam sahaja~~~

=p

Friday, April 06, 2007

market watch~~~~ =p

strongly recommend~~~~
zecon-wa + jotech

medium~~~
patimas + suncon-wa

aiks~~~
suncon-wa + zecon start gaining aredi~~~

last 2 weeks ~~suncon-wa stil can masuk @ RM0.16 or RM0.18...
yesterday zecon @ RM0.46~~~ =p

now they all sudah gain lor~~~
but stil consider boleh masuk lar~~~
(bear ur own risk~~~ )

4 fook tao... when u wanna "masuk"~~~!!!???
money money come~~~~

=p

规则--->破坏~~~ rulez-->break it~~~

规则就是为了打破而存在的~~

不过表太过分~~~

慢慢来啦~~
一点一点的噬食~~
一点一点的破坏~~~

从一点点的裂痕直到崩溃~~~

=p


Rules are created to be breaks~~~~

But break it wisely lar~~~~

Step by step~~~~
Sikit sikit~~~ lama jadi bukit~~~ =p


Start frm a small crack then until it collapse~~~~
=p

Thursday, April 05, 2007

强 , 弱, 赢 & 输~~~

表傻啦~~
现在不是说谁比较厉害的时候~~

赢就是赢,输就是输~~

没有比谁较强~~~只有胜负~~~~!! =p

这社会就是酱~~~
是不公平的啰~~~~

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

power poinT jobs~~~

whole dayz doINg power points for boSs~~~

he wanna make a booklet oF railworks project woR~~~
damn rush man~~~
few admendment aredi~~

then he wanna "adendum" at last min pulak..
>.<
wanna combine the IJM & Road Builder's previous jobs togeter in 1 booklet...
OMG~~~ wanna complete tat n print out 3 coppies by todayz...
& hav to burn into CD too…
rush rush rush~~~
our deprtmnt punya lousy colour printer is sarks~~~
10-20 mins for a single page of colour page...
30+ pages there lar...
3 coppies = 3 * 30pages *10 mins = 900 mins ( 15 hours) >.<

lucky my colleague helping me~~
they went to upstair & use others deprtmnt punya colour printer...
10 second sudah 1 page lar..
thanks alots.... =p

wau… alots directors in 3rd floor~~~
holly shit…. this is my 1st time c the CEO/ managing director (KT)~~ =p
lolz...i think i nv c him be4~~~~
kerja sini almost 6 months aredi.. tapi tak pernah jumpa CEO... =p

opss~~
goOd news~~
i get confirm ~~~

bad news~~~
increament = zzZzZzzz~~~
(dun ask how much~~ P & C) =p

good newS~~
tak payah takut will becom beggar~~
at least guarantee ada “porridge” to eat in future~~~
( I hear big company tak goring ppl 1 after they confirm som1…
they just force u to left only if they dun1 u~~~) =p

bad news~~~ gonna giv 1 month notice if wanna resiGn~~~ =p


aiks~~~ job done~~~
go back to do my key in data jobs......
ohh~~~~almost 5.30~~~
muahahaha~~~~yeah~~~~

=p

Monday, April 02, 2007

OMG~~~ pretty colleagues~~~

OMG~~~

There are 2 new colleagues baru join the property department~~
aiks~~ too bad~~~ not our contracts deprtment~~~~
sayang~~~

btw~~

OMG~~

they r so pretty~~~
1 of them is so so soooooo pretty~~~~~~~
aiks..
I giv 80 out of 100 marks~~~
(mayb just becoz she is my type lar..)
her waist is so thin~~

OMG~~~

actually another 1 also consider not bad aredi
at least 70 marks aredi 1..
But once 2 stick togeter~~~ if want to compare.. sure lose abit to the thinner 1 lar….
(my view)

OMG~~~

such body shape + such appearance~~~~

OMG~~~~


damn~~~ man raelly using "eye" to c the world~~~
muahahahaz~~~


=p

pipe's new "poem"~~~!!!

read this~~~

最近我们没什么联络,你一切都还好吗?
其实一切都是我的错,没有主动联络你。
想要直接去找你出来,可是都没有行动。
我们都是很被动的人,不主动联络朋友。
我是那么的关心着你,却不懂表示出来。
我什么都会为你着想,不让你受到委屈。
对你的关心藏在心中,尽量不去打扰你。
我们的友谊会永固吗?我不敢肯定答案。
我很爱独自一人发呆,想着未来的种种。
关于你一切生活点滴,我都会暗中关心。
无奈,自从你搬走后,我们不曾再见面。
想到接下来的日子里,可能没机会再见。
我忍受不了这个可能,希望能和你相见。
告诉我你最近好不好,工作一切顺利吗?
想到好久没有见到你,很想约你来见面。
可以吗?想和你见面,了解彼此的近况。
再见?就写到这里吧,期待着你的回信。



nothing special right~~!!???
but once u read the every 3rd word from the sentence ler~~!!?/
read it vertically ~~~ the 3rd word .. in column style~~~


给你的信,

最近们没什么联络,你一切都还好吗?
其实切都是我的错,没有主动联络你。
想要接去找你出来,可是都没有行动。
我们是很被动的人,不主动联络朋友。
我是么的关心着你,却不懂表示出来。
我什都会为你着想,不让你受到委屈。
对你关心藏在心中,尽量不去打扰你。
我很独自一人发呆,想着未来的种种。
关于一切生活点滴,我都会暗中关心。
无奈自从你搬走后,我们不曾再见面。
想到下来的日子里,可能没机会再见。
我忍不了这个可能,希望能和你相见。
告诉你最近好不好,工作一切顺利吗?
想到久没有见到你,很想约你来见面。
可以?想和你见面,了解彼此的近况。
再见就写到这里吧,期待着你的回信。

祝:



From:竹野

something like~~

"i luv u so much~~ accept me pls~~~!!! "

tat's wat hiding behind~~~

lolz~~~
this is copy frm my fren's blog~~~
frm ~~~~ zuye (pipe)~~~
http://zuyeneifeng.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!2B4293D2A37EF5DC!447.entry

>.<