i am prostitute~~~!!???

sombody/another 1 is leaving our country soon...

another fren just msg me, she told me tat she is going to Australia soon.. she just got an offer there… finally, she can work in oversea now… as her wish....

hrmmmm… many of my frens went to S’pore, UK, Australia or other countries after graduating from high school…

yes, it’s all about the money….. everybody r trying to justify their actions by saying they have no choice... our country pay us too little n bla bla bla…. but in reality they wish to stay in their lovely country… their family & frens r here….. it remind me bout the Emil Chow’s song~ “其实不想走,其实我想留” (qi shi bu xiang zhou, qi shi wo xiang liu)~~

Sometimes I also wonder I spend too much or earn too little… fark, I baru spend RM500 per month when the time I working I m’sia.. n this RM500 is included the transportation fees, lunch, mobile recharge, entertainment + others expenses (red bom + ppl’s birthday n etc)… Mahai, damn gila lar… I dun think I spend too much lor.. so.. definitely is becoz I earn too little or my pay too low… fark, tat pay really not enough for me....

after graduated from high school, I used to work in m’sia, s’pore then the middle east within 2 yrs (exactly period is 18 months)… hrmmm… change so many companies within such a short period… ofcoz, by jumping here n jumping there, my salary also multiply with a factor lar…

ohh…. si-hAM arrr si-hAM~~ siapa able to pay u higher salary, u akan pergi mana… although I keep running here n there… but no doubt, I luv my country… damn lots.. I just hate those politicians & ‘’mata’’….

well, I’m not the best in my class, I’m not good in social, poor in communication n bla bla bla… but, now I’m the highest pay among my high school schoolmate… I guess I’m the lucky 1… sometimes, I think it is an miracle~~

Truly, frankly speaking…. I dun like to work in oversea… I dun wan to work in oversea… but I have no choice, I hav to work in other countries just for clearing my heavy debt…

wait… y it sounds so familiar?
Were did I heard this be4??
Oh~~~ frm a show…..
prostitutes say the same thing…. they say they dun like to work as a prostitutes, they dun wan to work as a prostitute….. they open their legs and do blowjobs on their clients not becoz they r enjoying wat they r doing…. In fact, most prostitutes hate themselves for who they r & hate themselves for doing wat they do… but they hav no choice... It is not bout the pleasure of sex….It is bout the necessity of money…. MONEY~~!!!

I hav to work in an environment which I tak suka just becoz I hav no choice in the matter… I ned money~~~!!
Well.. sometimes I think I just like a gigolo or those prostitutes….they r selling their bodies, n I’m selling my time, my knowledge & my LIFE to my company…
In fact, we r selling our soul, coz we r doing something we dun like becoz we hav no choice..

Sigh….

back to the topic....

to my fren who is going to Australia soon, I wish u good luck lar..
hope u able to adopt the environment there n make lots of new frens…

n ofcoz.. make big money toO… =p

朋友，对不起～我不会安慰人~~

為什麼我不会安慰人~~!!??
為什麼~~~!!???????

看到妳說妳很難過，放不低某些人，某些事时。。。我卻一句話都说不出來。。。
心里很想掏出某些話來安慰你。。。
但脑袋空空的。。。思想一片空白。。。
這种時候，我似乎也只能坐在妳旁邊或者在电话里静静的听妳叙说。。。

妳的痛苦，我感受的到。。。
但為什麼我說不出安慰的話？？
有时我虽然不是很清楚知道发生了什么事，但我真的很关心妳。。。

希望他能改变，对妳好一些吧。。。
再不然的话，就分手吧。。。
以妳的条件，还怕找不到人要吗？？
干嘛要委屈自己？？
如果妳分了，我第一个报名~~
=p


(叹气)~~
有时候隨著年紀的增長、人世的變遷，我們經常會碰到欲言又止、不知道該說什麼的窘境。。。
短短几个月内，我经历了......

朋友打電話告訴我，他失業了；
心仪的女子告诉我，她和男友发生问题;
小妹打電話告訴我，二妹动外科手术;
同事的爸爸健康出了状况；
老朋友正經歷婚變，在離婚阶段；
朋友的哥哥突然死亡。。。


面對這些傷痛或難堪，我可以做些什么？
我能幫上什麼忙？
應該怎样幫忙？
怎樣幫忙才有效？
要幫到什麼樣的程度？

我不知道，我真的不知道。。。不知所措。。。我。。。真的很慚愧。。。

我人在海外，也不知可以为你们做些什么。。。,
我感到万分难过，可是絞盡腦汁，就是不能在適當的時機，說些適當的話或做些適當的事来安慰你们。。。可是我会发自内心的为你们祈祷。。。

朋友～很对不起～～!!! 我不会说话，我只能聆聽。。。
(虽然，我觉得这很肉麻 + 娘 + 白痴)
但我發自內心的祝福~~愿~我所有的家人 朋友 平安健康～永远 快乐～



20th March 2009
translated to english version~~~ as Tina’s wish~~

SORRY to my frens~~ i really duno how to comfort ppl~~~

Sometimes I’m thinking “ y I duno how to comfort people ~~!!??”
Why ~~~!!???????

I wish to say some words to comfort u…
However, my brain is empty n I hav no idea wat to say…
Such times, wat can I do is just sitting next to u or listen to you quietly on the phone…

my frens, I can feel ur pain and understand bour ur feelings too. . .
But I just cant pull out some comforting word…
sometimes, though I’m not really aware wat is happening… but I am really concerned bout u guys…. Just becoz my face farking ‘cool’, but it doesn’t mean I dun care..
I just duno the way to express my feeling to u…
I noe I’m sarks…


(Sigh) ~ ~
sometimes with the growth of older, we often encounter the problem of facing som kind of situation ‘‘duno wat to say’’…
in the past 3 months, I experienced……

• my fren called me to tell me tat he is unemployed;
• the lady i suka told me tat she facing som problem wif her bf;
• my youngest sis sudden call me, my 2nd sis going to hav minor surgery;
• my colleague’s father sick (I think quite serious);
• an old friend is having problem wif his wife(my fren too), divorce stage;
• my fren’s brother died suddenly…

facing of such pain and embarrassment, wat can I do?
wat can I do?
how shall I do?
how to help them effectively?

I duno, I really duno….. wat to do….. I feel so…. ashamed…. n guilty…
sometimes, I do feel upset by listening wat is happening to u guys…
it sounds so lame, but I really dun noe else to do or say...
I just duno how to say some appropriate words, or do som appropriate thing to comfort u at the right time… but no doubt, I’ll pray for u….


so frens~~~ I’m so sorry~~~
I duno how to ‘’speak’’, I can only listen. . .
in the end, I would like to wish all my frens and family living in health n forever happiness ~
(although I think this is very idiot + sounds pussy)
but I really mean tat…

can u imaging 50% of employees lay off within 1 day??

yayaya.. a lot ppl got sacked frm their jobs since Oct 2008 in this country, especially construction related jobs..

well, we all knew tat when recession came, construction industry definitely is the 1st one who taste the effect.. i sudah heard manyak kawan, atau kawan punya kawan ataupun kawan punya wife kena jorr…..
som even worst until kena goreng @ day be4 she go back Malaysia to enjoy her CNY vacation…

=.=’’’

my company also sudah goring manyak org aredi..
i believe more than 150 ppl kena aredi (official announced in Dec is 100 ppl, butHR say more than tat) … n then 2 out of 5 Malaysian (a chinese lady + a Malay guy) who working in this company sudah kena laid off within 2 weeks (secretly goreng)….

n now..
ladies n gentlemen….
HR sudah prepared 450 letters in their computer… a folder name “who will be the next’’~~
lolz~~

the letters r pending for the suitable ‘timing’ to print out n release to the staffs….
can u imaging tat?
almost 50% staff lay off within 1 day (mayb sudah more than 50% now) ~~

OMG~~!!

anyway... I dun feel worry so much right now..
I wish I’m 1 of them.. yes~~ I do hope my name is inside tat list..
but.. ofcoz, I wish tat they will goreng me after May lar.
Let me earn another 2 more months 1st lar…
U noe wat… if they r going to goreng 50% of the staff in this company.. then who is going to do the works?? Ofcoz r those who stil working 1 lar.. there is no doubt bout it, otherwise who is going to do the works?

u will 1 man show, 1 leg kicking later lar…
tiap-tiap hari crying infront on ur desk, facing a table of shit documents everyday, OT until late night & singing “welcome to the hell” everynight..

=.=’’’

nyaseng~~ I have been here almost 1 yr but I nv ever feel it like home..
although this country consider as the least strict of the Middle Eastern countries.. but it still sarks.. . I dun like the culture, law + ppl right here… nyamahai, a man life is worth 200k, a women life is worth half of the male (100k) and a race camel life is worth more than 400k.. (according to expat urban legend, a camel costs twice the blood money of a human)~

u better watch out~~ u better pray u choose a women to langgar when u hit somebody in a car accident….. better pray wont kena camel or horses in this country...

@#$%^&*
wat kind of c2pid law is this?
=.=’’’

sex discrimination damn serious right here…
zZzZzzz
aiks~~~ stop blaming aredi lar..
cabut lar..
run awy from this country be4 too late~~~~
=p

aiks~~ back to the topic..
hrmmm… 50% staff kena goreng within 1 day… it really is a legend~~!!
isn't it~~!!?

fed up~

hAM is fed up with this farking country~~!!
@#$%^&@#

how to deal with the rude ppl in this country~~!!??
those farking idiot alwyz made me mad~~!!!

fark dap~~
tat idiot security guard.. who u think u r?
u r only a dog in my eye..
ur life might worse than a dog in my country...!!!
lansi lanyong there...

nyama..!!!
i wonder how much is ur gaji??
600? or 700 per month?
in my country, ur pay is even lower than an indo labour~~!!
stil dare to look small us..
u wat he did???? he ask one of my new fren "go home" when we shopping around the shopping mall...
zzZzZzz~~

nyamahai~~!!!
i nv c a farking security guard in a shopping mall ask/request the customer go home 1~~!!
farking ill-mannered~~!!
no brain~~ no 1der u just a farking security guard~~
i wish u'll standing in the shopping centre n spend ur whole life there..
just standing n act like a dog~~~!!

farker~~the rude people seem to be everywhere in this country..
they show up everywhere~~~
rude people are in check out lines, on the highway driving like maniacs, smoking in the restaurant/lift, on the streets, and sometimes in our homes.. (yes, no doubt, i ned to facing a idiot mather farker guardman in my accomodation… n tat egyt*an is totally a idiot + farker +混蛋~~!!)

Russell Crowe is right~~!!
Ed Hoffman(Russell Crowe) say this in "Body of Lies": "there's nothing here to like~!!"

nyamahai~~!!
!@#$%^&*@


yayaya~~ i ned to calm down..
don't get mad, get even~~~
dun let this kind of idiot merosakkan my mood~~

there are alwyz few things we need to remember when dealing with this kind of rude people…
nex time i noe how to handle this kind of farking ill-mannered ppl de lar~~~

• do not become Angry & calm down~~!!! alwayz, alwayz, alwayzzzzzz remember to keep your cool~~!! ( i really ned to be more mature)
• dun take anything that this person says seriously... (ya~ they just som kind of animals in this world, treat them like fly~~)
• ignore them completely & avoid them if they keep on bothering you... (a lion nv fight wif a rat, dun wasting ur precious on this kind of ppl)

zZzZzzzz~~
m'sia really manyak bagus compare wif this country~~
i really starting miss my home & my country~~~!!
sigh.......

i'm legend

今个礼拜裁员名单上无我既名~~
又过一关~~!!!

都知又会裁员咯啦~~
皆因上个礼拜有场 30 亿既工停咗，等咩啊？仲吾炒人咩~~!!??
就甘提心吊胆既过咗５日～～
好彩~~!!!! 仲可以赚多个月粮~~

家阵真係睇住 Dubai 死~~
我间公司大大话话都炒咗百几二白人咯~~
原本我间公司得５个马来西亚人~~
家阵炒咗两条~~
仲剩返３条咋~~

你老昧啊~~
我场工都停咗大大话话都有４个几月~~
就甘拾头拾尾～卑我白白拿咗几十千马币~~

我仲未中炒啊~~
你吹咩~~!!??
甘代表 D 咩呀？
个人认为~~ 我吾係有料，就係好好运~~

lolz～～
扑你个街啊～
@#!@#$%^

i'm legend~~~~!!!!!!

do u noE wat the snowmen doing during winter?

otherwise, were the ais-kelim come from~~!!??

lolz~~

i found something funny from my email n just to share with u all…

funny maths~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What are the differences between donkey and human~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

we all Donkeys~~~!!!!!

lolz~~~

money can’t buy happiness~~!!!???

r u sick of hearing tat money can’t buy happiness?

we used to say “money can’t buy happiness” - "money can buy material things, but real happiness must be truly earned”….

other than tat, it could be found in varying forms~~
“money can't buy everything, money can't buy frens, money can't buy love & etc”…..

well~~ “money can’t buy happiness” argument is tat many major international studies undertaken since duno how many centuries ago.. virtually everyone agree tat "money can’t buy happiness," but sometimes, it can~~~!!! but only if u noe the right way to spend it~~!!

there r few tips (from Mr. si-hAM) for using money to be happier~~

spend the money on others~~
one of the best ways to make urself happy is to make someone else happy~~
think bout ways u could spend the money tat would make a big difference to someone else~~~ whether is ur family, frens or bla bla bla~~~

examples:

• pay a plane ticket for ur gf to Pulau Ledang;
• call for a bird-Day party or dinner for ur family members;
• buy som small gift or souvenir to ur frens or belanja them yamcha & etc….
• donate som money to charities, it will make u feel happy toO…

all this just ned to spend ur little money~ n it might bring happiness to everybody~~
u may toughen bonds with ur family & frends n even make the world a happier place~~!!
=p



another tips to make u to be happier is make ur life lagi simple wif small amount of money~~

examples:

• u just throw ur car n the money to the car wash shop n ask them to wash it…
• throw money to the laundry to do the washing + ironing~~

u think how much u gonna spend on tat? Once per week…
8 ringgit? 10 ringgit?
fark it lar~~ drop also drop 9(kao) aredi~~
n u no ned to fed up wif spending ur weekend on wahsing ur car or clothes aredi~
u can spend ur time on doing somthing interesting~~~
u must try to improve by throwing the money at the problem~~~ to simplelize ur life~~!!!


do u think tat r we really c2pid enough to believe tat a plasma TV, living in bungalow or owe a sport car will make us happy~~!!??
since when was money good only for buying material belongings?
wat bout all the other things it’s good for?
surely they can factor in to how happy we are?

Says Loewenstein, "If u're a single male driving around in the Ferrari with nobody next to u, it's a glaring omission."~

I strongly agree wif tat statement~~
sometimes u must spend the money on somebody else.. to make others n urself happier… ….


well~~ I’m earning 5 digit salary par month...
even I hav great pay + fantastic job (looks like).. but, I’m not happy wif tat..
I stil feel farking boring + moody…
I pergi shopping alone n bla bla bla.. it wont make myself feel happier...
mayb @ tat moment i free happy awhile lar...but after tat it just make me feel lagi sunyi~~
sometimes I think I lagi suka spend the money on som1 else rather than myself…
now the majority of my money r spend on my debt, expenses, family, frens + foOds…
I think spend money on others experienced greater happiness than spend the money on myself… especially when i spending it on my family and best frens…((but ofcoz I won’t spend every single cents to others lar.. wat I mean is those extra money lar..)

n now.. i truly believe tat money can buy happiness, but only if u spend it on others, don’t u~~!!??


so, the conclusion is “can money buy happiness”~~!!??
well, it can help put the right conditions in place~~
it doesn’t means u can buy the happiness wif money~
but just it is easier to be happy if u hav money n noe the way to spend it~~
(tak ada wang, u sure mati 1 de =p)
whether u call tat buying happiness or not, the understanding is more important than the argument~~


so~ ladies n gentlemen~~ wat's the secret of happiness~~!!??


(hAM: I noe I noe~~!! I belanja u teh-ais, then u belanja me joyoga, abalone & shark fin ~~!! =p )

please pray for my fren’s brother~

1 of my fren’s brother passed away 2 dayz ago...

i'm sorry to hear about her loss…

it's nv easy losing someone close~~ especially her brother’s wife, she will need some extra prayers.. they just get married for 2 months ++

let's pray for his frens & family~ take care and well wishes~~

Freeze~~~ ''takip'' (robbing)~~!!

I hav been invited to be a ‘‘heng dai’’(兄弟~ groomsman~!!??) during my fren’s wedding….

According to my understanding…. on the morning of the wedding, we r going to have the ritual of the groom going to the bride's home to retrieve the bride (接新娘).. ofcoz, there will be some kind of ‘‘traditional activities’’ larr~~
the bridesmaids and groomsmen akan play all kinds of silly games... (does this sounds pretty funny..?)
=.=’’’


Oh ya.. I’m shocked~~ y me??
So far I noe there r few ppl sudah promise to be the groomsmen.. Ivan, V + TC…
Hrmmm.. it is kinda weird… 1st thing in my mind is… Y me?

1st~ I cannot drink.. Ivan is great drinker.. he is ‘qian bei bu zui”~~ he satu org sudah capable to drink all the liquid~
2nd~ I cannot joke~ I’m toO serious + boring~~ V is a funny guy~ he is more expert on making everybody laugh~
3rd~ I’m not talkative~~ TC is chatty + smart enough on heating the situation~

But after speak to spear n few ppls..
I notice tat the groomsmen just ned to accomplish certain quests which requested by the bridesmaids then ok aredi..

I question myself… am I qualified for this task??
The answer is~~ I think so kua….
But, I think it supposed to be a funny experience for me lar..

Lolz~ I’m so expecting for it now…
look forward to tat day coming…



Yo~~~~ we r going to takip (rob/kidnap) retrieve the bride (接新娘) soon lor~~!!!

The Garl Who Took My Breath Away~

Dating som one during this CNY~

well~~ I strongly agree tat “if there is a guy acts like a total jerk in front of u.. tat means he likes you..”

i can’t say anything after look into her beautiful eyes~~
every time I look into her eyes, holly shit~~ it cause my brain damaged ~~
when the time she smile becoz of the jokes or something else~ she took my breath awy… my soul is fading awy.....

I’m trying to pretend to be calm, but if u “check/observe” me carefully/narrowly, u will probably c tat I’m sweating~~

My brain keep stuck’inG ~~just like the CPU overloaded~~ alwyz jammed~~ n it's keep on repeating every few minutes~~ I tak boleh think, tak boleh judge~
time passed by so fast and suddenly 1 hour passed…
I tak tahu wat am I doing at all.. mayb I say som nonsense I sendiri also tak notice…


Holly shit~!!
I noe this is so sickening + disgusting~~

But~~ I noe tat I’m getting LOST…

i alwyz think about her recently~~ either when sleeping or awake~~
i don't dare to sms/phone her so often larr~~
it looks abit weird if i keep sms or call her from oversea right~!!???

aiks~~~ i’m going crazy bout this garl aredi.. really~~~
OMG~~!!

politics in m'sia~~

What's really happening out there~~!!???
what's happening to our country~~!!??

i was in S'pore n UAE when all this things happened....
i really duno wat is happening...
i read the news from sinchew-i & the star only.....

i'm shocked & stunned since the last year punya General Election~~
it really looks like a Hong Kong drama~~ so unpredictable~~!!!!!

n now~~ i speechless~~

Hee Y*t Foong~~~
@#$%^&@ u~~

Elizabeth Wong~~
dun worry~~ we support u~~!!!

Happening in CNY – Part 5

New car~~!!!
Silver color myVi wif the plate no.of 349~~ finally there is a family car for my family~~
Pls~ dun hit tat car when u c it on the road~~~
lolz~~

it is kinda rush to get the car… my mother insist to get the car be4 CNY~~
she ‘‘threats’’ the salesman sommore just becoz she want to get the car be4 CNY~~

actually I knew tat my mum doing tat just becoz of me..
mayb she think tat I can hav a car to fetch ahmoi during this CNY~~
I think this is her intention lar… She starts chasing me to get a gf aredi…
zZzZzz~~~

OMG~~ y all the parents also suka doing tat~~!!????
Pls~ let me settle down my life dulu lar….

n pls~ dun date those auntie punya daughter for me~~
I knew there r few aunties aiming me right now… =.=’’’

never ever arrange ‘dating’ for me pls~~~!!!
otherwise I’ll make tat gal cry infront of u~~!!
lolz~~~

fed up + moOdy againZ~

我想咬人~

我想咬人咗~~!!!
就黎颠架喇~~!!!!

wat am i doing here????
wat the fark am i doinG right here~~~~~~!!!?????
wat the fark am i doing in this c2piD country~~~!!!!!???????


fark dap~~~!!

it remind me som 1 say somthing in the movie~
"Body of Lies"~~

Toward the end of the film, Crowe's Hoffman expresses incredulity at Ferris's apparent intention to stay in the M*ddle East instead of returning home.

"I like it here," says Ferris(Leonardo DiCaprio), and Hoffman(Russell Crowe) gawks: "This is the M*ddle East. There's nothing here to like."

__/¯¯\O

Memorable quotes for this movie~~
Ed Hoffman(Russell Crowe): "Ain't nobody likes the Middle East, buddy. There's nothing here to like."

I strongly agree bout tat statement~~~!!!

Happening in CNY – Part 4

go out lunch wif sbearrrrrrr~~

Spear~ my senior in 2ndary schol~~
I knew him thru the CS (Counter-Strike -commonly abbreviated to CS, is a tactical first-person shooter video game) ~~~~~

oh ya~~ goOd news~~!!
he is going to be married within this yr.. =p
he proposed aredi… n itu ahmoi sudah nod dia punya kepala~~
congratulation~~!!!!!

well.. his fiancée~~ Cami~~ she is 2 yrs old than him...
Cami tak boleh wait anymore.. must marry aredi....

well~~ I went out wif them twice….
Cami kasih I punya feeling is pretty + Strong + tough + sharp~
She giv me such feeling becoz I heard the way she speak wif his sub-ordinate (on call)~ oh ya, she is a duno wat dpmnt punya manager~~
But when the time she stick wif Spear, she is damn soft, tender + sweet-natured lar..
Malo.. no 1der Spear mati on her hand lar..
Spear kena “teh’ til his soul also come out~~
hahahaha~~

she is my dream gal toO~~~!!!

I’m in their wedding dinner list aredi..
hv to apply leave soon… if I belum kena goreng @ Sept….
But I believe I tak boleh surv until tat time de lar..
I 90% kena goring soon aredi..
Becoz…. I hv no project on hand for 4 months aredi….

zZzZzzz~~~


marriage~
aiks… a word make ppl feel happy + cheerful.. n fear, horror + panic at the same time…

my earlier planning is marry @ 30++..
my idol marry age is around 30-33 yrs old..
becoz @ tat moment, I think my life sudah stable aredi…
at least I hav my own apartment/condominium (at least a shelter lar) + own car…
I no ned to worry bout the rental or installment for the houses and car anymore…
Without worry bout the installment…
I can earn how much, spend how much..
ofcoz, after married.. u ned to plan for ur family n kids….
But life become simple.. since u no ned to worry bout the house + car… my burden becom lighter..

ya~ it looks smooth..... if stick wif my plan lar...
but.. wat happen if~~ my gf is aging~~!!????
if my gf is older than me... n she cannot “wait’’ anymore… then how?????
As we noe tat, aging women will hv certain risk to born anak 1…
They mana boleh wait lagi?
unless u dun wish to hav kids lar….

OMG~ I nv think bout such question be4 this…
Shit~~!!
no doubt~~ it might be happened also…
aging female~~ they r more mature + understandable + attractive…

=p

Panic aredi~~ arRrRRRRRR~~~!!

Dun think too much~~ money is the big problem for marriage~
aiks.. I think I better concentrate to earn money… rather than imagine/think bout this kind of ‘nonsense’ thing…
as long as money can solve punya problem.. it doesn’t count as problem anymore….

money, monEy, moNey~~~~!!!

$ £ ¥ ~~~!!!!

Happening in CNY – Part 3

Yo~
I went out wif IJM ex colleagues in 1 of the weekend night during this CNY~~
Tina, Stephanie, EC, Susan + Angie (I hope the spelling is correct)~~

We minum, makan, main @ Island cafe starting around 7pm~
I also duno wat is the topic we talk about aredi.. but we all the way ada topic lar…. I knew tat 1 lar… tat is impossible ada silent punya situation as long as sana ada EC + tina..
=p

Around 10 something… we switch to T.T.D.I punya pub….
I hv no idea wat is tat pub’s name aredi becoz I went to tat area few times only.. n I terus masuk tat pub as the ladies requested… (usually my gang dun like to drink 1.. so, I seldom clubbing toO… weird..)
=p

Well, I believe the gals r the 1 who start asking to play som game…
We play “COME MIN TOY”~~ wif the rulez…. winner hav to right to raise some question, n then the loser gotto tell the truth..

Wow~~ Susan really good in playing tat~~ her re-action damn fast lar…

1st round EC kena lar.. lolz…
I also forgotten wat’s the questions hav been asked to EC…
but I believe there r som tricky questions also lar… som kind of dream gals in IJM arr, r u stil virgin n etc lar....
lolz~~

2nd ppl kena 1 is me… ofcoz, I knew tat.. we r the only guys there..
Sure kena 1 lar…

hrmm.. I almost forgotten wat’s the question hav been asked…
But I remember only 1.. the question is som kind like “ wat’s ur expectation/goal to reach target in 5 years~

fark~ I speak damn lound.. “I wanna be a millionaire within 5 yrs..!!”

OMG~~ !!!
everybody looks shocks..
wat is the question aredi arr?
am i drunk?
wat ever lar...

hrmmm..... be a millionaire within 5 yrs...
it sounds like a mission impposible.. Even I keep continuously working in UAE.. With the 5-10% increment per yr + bonus also cannot achieve such goal ..
Unless I’m doing something else like investment on houses or share lar…
Wat else I can do?? build my own company?? Be a subby?
tat might increase the possibility to 50% to achieve such goal de... lolz~~

aiks… now only I noe I really dare to “Speak without using my brain” after drink som beer~~ lolz~~
I noe my limit de lar.. after 2 bottle I sudah abit high aredi 1..
So, normally I wont drink more than 3 bottles..

Ok, after happy hour.. we pergi yamcha around 12 something…. Dismiss around 3am...

well, after finish sending everybody back to their home.. Is around 4 aredi.. Lucky I been trained in UAE… I used to work for 12 hours per day then drive 100km to balik rumah… so.. 4am only mar… doesn’t mean anything to me aredi… 'sap sap sui' lar... lolz~~



the day after, i try to recall wat happen in tat night....
n I seriously think bout tat question againz…
to be a millionaire within 5 yrs really sounds like a mission impossible for me..

wait~~
how bout ~~ if I able to double up a figure 4 times within 5 yrs..

save 65 as capital @ 1st year…
(65k saving per yr.. can o not??? =.=’’’)


well the formula damn simple…..

65k (capital) x 2 = 130k (2nd yr)
130k x 2 = 260k (3rd yr)
260k x 2 = 520k (4th yr)
520k x 2 = 1.04 Million (5th yr)

Yeah~~ I can be a millionaire easily…..
lolz~~

It is a very simple mathematics..
But~~ who can successfully apply it into our life??

lolz~~

Happening in CNY – Part 2

I went to sombody’s new house in this CNY..
a 2ndarly school punya classmate punya house…
it can be consider as house warming also lar...
Well.. all my schoolmate/classmate also richer than me 1..
Becoz I’m alwyz the poorest among them…
(all my 2ndary scholmate punya bapa sgt rich 1..)

=p

It is a semi bungalow (corner unit) in Kota Damansara~

OMG~~!!
This is so farking huge + luxuries~
This semi bungalow cost more than 2 million++ (I heard almost 3 million wor) to buy it + renovation…
It takes almost 1 yr to complete the renovation works….

Once I step into tat gate… Look at the landscape~~so beautiful~~ there is a water fountain~~!!!

ok~~ let's tep into the house 1st…
Fark man.. those lighting + furniture farking luxury~~
look tat the finishes applied in tat house....
U can noe tat they really spend a lot of money on tat..

wow~~ look at that door.. they using a high class 2 hours fire rated door..even just a bedroom door..
n tat ironmongery~~ did u c tat?
ppl usually use tat in external door 1… but they use it in common room door….

OMG~~ there is a KTV room~~
Farking big KTV room~~~
Y there is a 42 inches plasma TV~~ I tot there is a projector aredi…
wait…..!! tat 42 inches TV only use to choose the songs only…!!!
(U tak payah go to red box anymore lar.. tat system totally sama as the Red Box 1…)
Makalo~~ my home only using a 32 inches old TV only..
Ppl using a 42 inches plasma Sony TV to choose song…

@#$%^&*

Fark… starting from tat moment..
I noe wat I want aredi…
Finally……I hav a new target/aim/goal…!!!!
Tell u wat… I hav been LOST since I achieved my last goal (which is work in oversea n earning 5 digit salary per month)..

Fark~~!!!
I wan my family to stay into such unit~~!!!!
I will work hard to gain money starting from today~~~!!!!!!

Happening in CNY – Part 1

Botak kin~~
1 of my best fren….
Damn close punya buddy since 2ndary schol….

Finally, I met his cabin crew gf~~~ Lilian~ during this CNY~~
Not bad.. she is the type I suka…
JB kin, farking lucky also…. Get a such pretty gf…
but I think he look likes macam paisei to bring the gf out…
Mahai , I think his head lagi besar than me..
I 1der apa dia mahu.. he wan lee kah yan to be his gf?
Mahai.. pls lar.. be satisfied lar…
This JB lang duno nowadays nak cari ahmoi macam ni sudah manyak susah lar..
This kind of sweet young thing damn susah to find aredi..
Overall.. appearance + sikap looks damn good aredi…
But I noe tat she suka minum ‘cuka’ lar..
But gals is like tat 1 lar…
Sei botak pls dun let other chiqs get close to u then ok aredi lar…

Oh ya~~~
@#$%^&~~!!!!!!!
This c2pid gal (should be smart lar) pergi curi tengok botak punya msn conversation..
n she purposely pergi tengok mine 1…
Holly shit, all my secret sudah kena bocor~~
@#$%^&*
Those crap we talk bout… those dream… those ham sap thing we chitchat also kena read by her aredi………...

zZzZzzz~~
damn embarrassing lar…
nex time I’ll slap 9 this ahmoi when I meet her..
ohh ya… she dare to panggil I “dai jek kong”~ (hanya cakap, tak berani action)~
well…. I’ll bring ur bf pergi cari ahmoi when he is coming back alone nex time…
Kasih u mati….
=p


P/S: Mahai.. pilot’s life looks damn fantastic…I wish to get a flying license also… Then I can… buaya manyak cabin crew aredi… muahahahaha…

kena saman~ @#$%^&*

holly shit~~

kena 2 saman in UAE~~!!!

end of Nov n early of December 1...
we overspeed??
really??

1.3k Dhs gone~~
each of us (fatty + me) Dhs 650 bye bye aredi..

fark man~~

zZzZzzz~~

to be continued~

烦啊～～！！！！！

呢个新年发生很多事，见过好多人～～

某D事, 某D人～
燃点起我心中嘅一团火，我屎蛤感觉到，喺呢个moment 要爆啦～
＝p

好多野要写啊～
draft 咗仲没有时间写～
好眼瞓啊～～

safety reach the UAE aredi~~
a lots of things occured within this CNY~
i met alot ppl, faced/experienced alot things...
n i drafted..
just no time to complete them~~
i neD som time to complete these 'articles'~

sleply~~~
i neD to rest~~!!!

shit~~~
it sounds like damn pussy~~!!
but i really start missing sombody~~
OMG~~ holly shit..........