Chocolate : food or drug ???

how much do a normal ppl spend on chocolate each year?

i just noticed tat i spent too much money in chocolate last yr...
i think i spent more than AED 3k for different kinds and brands of chocolates...

cumulatively... in last ten years also tak ada spend more than 3k in chocolates..
this is so crazy~~~!!!

>.<

Termination of Retrenchment Plan

nyaseng~!!!
a 4 billion project hav been awarded to my company…
all my colleagues r damn happy after heard bout it…
definitely no more retrenchment liao, tat’s the reason y they r so happy..
(mayb ned to employ more ppl now..)
=.='''

y r they so worry bout the retrenchment???
tat's som story behind de...
actually they r damn pity + charmmmmm also de…
their country r too ‘messy’ + poor… some even in war right now…
now their “rice bowl” secure aredi… tak payah takut anymore... since we hav been awarded a 4 billion project… happy for them also (at the same time, i'm glad tat i no ned to worry bout the retrenchment.. coz i stil able to cari makan in my country, even if i really get sacked..…i noe i'm talented person.. muahahahaha... lansi...)
>.<

Oh ya… after announcing the news… we all have been invited to go to the Barasti Bar @ Mina Seyahi Beach Resort Hotel for a drink to celebrate the award of this project…. tat is cool~~
(nyama, sure spend more than 20k for the drinks aredi)
=.='''

well… I’ll post som pictures later…




hahaha.. i can c my company Logo once/after i masuk the entry..


wow... company 'bao' the upper floor aredi..


private function... no entry for anonymous pls... =p


my colleagues r Q'ing @ bar counter for the drinks..


the view from the top is different...


left side view...


right side view...


i take this pic when i'm leaving.. i luv this so much...
(the sun is going to disappear frm the horizon as a result of the Earth's rotation..)

nah.... i just go there to show my face only.. i tak suka layan ppl de....
after finish a bottle of smirnoff ice, i pergi dinner lohh...

crazy~

(nasi lemak + ikan bilis sambal + curry chicken + cucuk udang)*2 + almond jelly + (teh O ais)*3 + (beer + wong lou kat)*2 + potato chips + ice lemon tea = stomachache + 2 rolls of toilet paper + dai se

i found som 'small change' againz....

i found another 450 Dirham in an 'abandon jacket"....

fark~~!!!

i think i'm a rich man now..
simply cari / dig also able to find few hundred or thousand in those clothes....

=.='''

neither rich man nor sohai…

…….

I found out there r thousand plus Dirham “small change” inside my jean which I throw inside my luggage 1 month ago…
no 1der i macam manyak wang sudah hilang lar…
=.=’’’

tat day I check my drawer..
AED 400++ coins inside the drawer…
dun doubt bout tat.. ALL COINS~~~!!!

Shit.. how am I going to spend it??
fark man….

zZzZzzz….

wtf~~!!?? 15 candidates in a by-election~~!!??

yes, 15~~!!

this is crazy!
13 independents and 1 each from BN and PKR…
PKM~~!!! Suddenly so many independents coming up to want to contest….
I heard tat there are 6 indians, 6 malays and 1 chinese independents go for the election...

!@#$%^&

Can u imagine tat??
15 names.. n the ‘ballot paper’ use to vote is using the A3 size 1..
There is an auntie unable to fold it up n put inside the ballot box after she vote somebody…

Damn funny~~~

well, since this 15 candidates in a by-election is the first in Malaysia…
it is a very historic, so I’m going blog bout it…
Malaysia BOLEH~~!!!

Below r the Logo(s) representing the candidates… approved by the government for the independents…
damn funny…



1. Keys;
2. Chicken;
3. Bus;
4. Bike;
5. Book;
6. gasing (traditional game/toy);
7. scissor;
8. fish;
9. alarm clock;
10. aeroplane;
11. shoe;
12. tiger head;
13. chair;
14. typing machine;
15. tobacco pipe;
16. umbrella;
17. Palm Oil Plant;
18. Telephone;
19. Tractor &
20. Wau (traditional game/toy)



this is the ballot paper which an old lady cannot fold it n put into the ballot box...
farking huge right??

lolz~~

Picture Say a Thousand Words...

U BASTARD~~~!!!

OMG~~ she is seriously injured..
I can’t believe it.. I tot it just an April fool’s joke….

OMG~~ I’m kinda upset right now..
I hav no mood to work after I heard the news frm my fren……
she stil looks so healthy in this morning…

y? y u do this to her??
y u dun drive carefully?
u mother farker idiot~~~!!! BASTARD~~!!
ur mother nv teach u drive safely?
u simply langgar ppl for farks arr?????
duno who is tat bastard~~

i really hope this bastard get an eternal punishment he deserves…
i wish~~~!!!!

1st yr anniversary in middle east...

yes~~!!!
finally 1 yr aredi...
i sudah stay n work in this country for 1 yr....

u noe y i so happy?
coz i’m entitled to benefit the scheme right now..
i'm protect by the labour law..
i'm entitled to claim the gratuity even i tender resignation myself (just 7 dayz per yr)..
n if the employer nak goreng me, they hav to compensate me 21 dayz salary(per yr)...
if i serve until the visa end, which means 3 yrs.. i'm entitled to get 21 dayz * 3 yrs... which means farking lots money aredi... i can makan nasi lemak n chao kuai tiao for at least 1 yr (without working n any income)...

OH YA~~~
TODAY~~ my managing director issued another MEMO~~
the MEMo stated another 50 ppl will be GORENG @ end of this month~~!!
i tot 450 ppl sudah on the list??? y goreng so little???
btw, tomolo is end of the month.. duno i'll kena o not..
but most properly wont de lar, coz HQ sudah ada org kena (i'm in HQ now)..
i noe there is a HR admin kena aredi.. effective immediately...

sigh... i'm so boring wif my works now...
i 1der when is the date of return to my country now~~
@#$%^&*

u guys sure wanna ask me ''y dun u resign since u so boring n hate ur current works...??''

aiyo.. i stil owe my company 20k ler..for the accommodation advance..
n if i serve less than 2 yrs, i gonna compensate som company losses (eg : visa)...
if i resign, i ned to pay back the 20k + visa fees...
if they goreng me, i no ned to pay a single cents lar... =p
not worth lar... if i pergi sendiri goreng sendiri n compensate the company..
nanti i sure kena scold by my mum also... wasted the money... nak mati merrr??
lolz...


haihz.. sienz.. hope either they got a new project n send me to the site... or just goreng me lar.....

i'm so fed up sitting in office doing calculation.........

zZzZzzzz...

i am prostitute~~~!!???

sombody/another 1 is leaving our country soon...

another fren just msg me, she told me tat she is going to Australia soon.. she just got an offer there… finally, she can work in oversea now… as her wish....

hrmmmm… many of my frens went to S’pore, UK, Australia or other countries after graduating from high school…

yes, it’s all about the money….. everybody r trying to justify their actions by saying they have no choice... our country pay us too little n bla bla bla…. but in reality they wish to stay in their lovely country… their family & frens r here….. it remind me bout the Emil Chow’s song~ “其实不想走,其实我想留” (qi shi bu xiang zhou, qi shi wo xiang liu)~~

Sometimes I also wonder I spend too much or earn too little… fark, I baru spend RM500 per month when the time I working I m’sia.. n this RM500 is included the transportation fees, lunch, mobile recharge, entertainment + others expenses (red bom + ppl’s birthday n etc)… Mahai, damn gila lar… I dun think I spend too much lor.. so.. definitely is becoz I earn too little or my pay too low… fark, tat pay really not enough for me....

after graduated from high school, I used to work in m’sia, s’pore then the middle east within 2 yrs (exactly period is 18 months)… hrmmm… change so many companies within such a short period… ofcoz, by jumping here n jumping there, my salary also multiply with a factor lar…

ohh…. si-hAM arrr si-hAM~~ siapa able to pay u higher salary, u akan pergi mana… although I keep running here n there… but no doubt, I luv my country… damn lots.. I just hate those politicians & ‘’mata’’….

well, I’m not the best in my class, I’m not good in social, poor in communication n bla bla bla… but, now I’m the highest pay among my high school schoolmate… I guess I’m the lucky 1… sometimes, I think it is an miracle~~

Truly, frankly speaking…. I dun like to work in oversea… I dun wan to work in oversea… but I have no choice, I hav to work in other countries just for clearing my heavy debt…

wait… y it sounds so familiar?
Were did I heard this be4??
Oh~~~ frm a show…..
prostitutes say the same thing…. they say they dun like to work as a prostitutes, they dun wan to work as a prostitute….. they open their legs and do blowjobs on their clients not becoz they r enjoying wat they r doing…. In fact, most prostitutes hate themselves for who they r & hate themselves for doing wat they do… but they hav no choice... It is not bout the pleasure of sex….It is bout the necessity of money…. MONEY~~!!!

I hav to work in an environment which I tak suka just becoz I hav no choice in the matter… I ned money~~~!!
Well.. sometimes I think I just like a gigolo or those prostitutes….they r selling their bodies, n I’m selling my time, my knowledge & my LIFE to my company…
In fact, we r selling our soul, coz we r doing something we dun like becoz we hav no choice..

Sigh….

back to the topic....

to my fren who is going to Australia soon, I wish u good luck lar..
hope u able to adopt the environment there n make lots of new frens…

n ofcoz.. make big money toO… =p

朋友，对不起～我不会安慰人~~

為什麼我不会安慰人~~!!??
為什麼~~~!!???????

看到妳說妳很難過，放不低某些人，某些事时。。。我卻一句話都说不出來。。。
心里很想掏出某些話來安慰你。。。
但脑袋空空的。。。思想一片空白。。。
這种時候，我似乎也只能坐在妳旁邊或者在电话里静静的听妳叙说。。。

妳的痛苦，我感受的到。。。
但為什麼我說不出安慰的話？？
有时我虽然不是很清楚知道发生了什么事，但我真的很关心妳。。。

希望他能改变，对妳好一些吧。。。
再不然的话，就分手吧。。。
以妳的条件，还怕找不到人要吗？？
干嘛要委屈自己？？
如果妳分了，我第一个报名~~
=p


(叹气)~~
有时候隨著年紀的增長、人世的變遷，我們經常會碰到欲言又止、不知道該說什麼的窘境。。。
短短几个月内，我经历了......

朋友打電話告訴我，他失業了；
心仪的女子告诉我，她和男友发生问题;
小妹打電話告訴我，二妹动外科手术;
同事的爸爸健康出了状况；
老朋友正經歷婚變，在離婚阶段；
朋友的哥哥突然死亡。。。


面對這些傷痛或難堪，我可以做些什么？
我能幫上什麼忙？
應該怎样幫忙？
怎樣幫忙才有效？
要幫到什麼樣的程度？

我不知道，我真的不知道。。。不知所措。。。我。。。真的很慚愧。。。

我人在海外，也不知可以为你们做些什么。。。,
我感到万分难过，可是絞盡腦汁，就是不能在適當的時機，說些適當的話或做些適當的事来安慰你们。。。可是我会发自内心的为你们祈祷。。。

朋友～很对不起～～!!! 我不会说话，我只能聆聽。。。
(虽然，我觉得这很肉麻 + 娘 + 白痴)
但我發自內心的祝福~~愿~我所有的家人 朋友 平安健康～永远 快乐～



20th March 2009
translated to english version~~~ as Tina’s wish~~

SORRY to my frens~~ i really duno how to comfort ppl~~~

Sometimes I’m thinking “ y I duno how to comfort people ~~!!??”
Why ~~~!!???????

I wish to say some words to comfort u…
However, my brain is empty n I hav no idea wat to say…
Such times, wat can I do is just sitting next to u or listen to you quietly on the phone…

my frens, I can feel ur pain and understand bour ur feelings too. . .
But I just cant pull out some comforting word…
sometimes, though I’m not really aware wat is happening… but I am really concerned bout u guys…. Just becoz my face farking ‘cool’, but it doesn’t mean I dun care..
I just duno the way to express my feeling to u…
I noe I’m sarks…


(Sigh) ~ ~
sometimes with the growth of older, we often encounter the problem of facing som kind of situation ‘‘duno wat to say’’…
in the past 3 months, I experienced……

• my fren called me to tell me tat he is unemployed;
• the lady i suka told me tat she facing som problem wif her bf;
• my youngest sis sudden call me, my 2nd sis going to hav minor surgery;
• my colleague’s father sick (I think quite serious);
• an old friend is having problem wif his wife(my fren too), divorce stage;
• my fren’s brother died suddenly…

facing of such pain and embarrassment, wat can I do?
wat can I do?
how shall I do?
how to help them effectively?

I duno, I really duno….. wat to do….. I feel so…. ashamed…. n guilty…
sometimes, I do feel upset by listening wat is happening to u guys…
it sounds so lame, but I really dun noe else to do or say...
I just duno how to say some appropriate words, or do som appropriate thing to comfort u at the right time… but no doubt, I’ll pray for u….


so frens~~~ I’m so sorry~~~
I duno how to ‘’speak’’, I can only listen. . .
in the end, I would like to wish all my frens and family living in health n forever happiness ~
(although I think this is very idiot + sounds pussy)
but I really mean tat…

can u imaging 50% of employees lay off within 1 day??

yayaya.. a lot ppl got sacked frm their jobs since Oct 2008 in this country, especially construction related jobs..

well, we all knew tat when recession came, construction industry definitely is the 1st one who taste the effect.. i sudah heard manyak kawan, atau kawan punya kawan ataupun kawan punya wife kena jorr…..
som even worst until kena goreng @ day be4 she go back Malaysia to enjoy her CNY vacation…

=.=’’’

my company also sudah goring manyak org aredi..
i believe more than 150 ppl kena aredi (official announced in Dec is 100 ppl, butHR say more than tat) … n then 2 out of 5 Malaysian (a chinese lady + a Malay guy) who working in this company sudah kena laid off within 2 weeks (secretly goreng)….

n now..
ladies n gentlemen….
HR sudah prepared 450 letters in their computer… a folder name “who will be the next’’~~
lolz~~

the letters r pending for the suitable ‘timing’ to print out n release to the staffs….
can u imaging tat?
almost 50% staff lay off within 1 day (mayb sudah more than 50% now) ~~

OMG~~!!

anyway... I dun feel worry so much right now..
I wish I’m 1 of them.. yes~~ I do hope my name is inside tat list..
but.. ofcoz, I wish tat they will goreng me after May lar.
Let me earn another 2 more months 1st lar…
U noe wat… if they r going to goreng 50% of the staff in this company.. then who is going to do the works?? Ofcoz r those who stil working 1 lar.. there is no doubt bout it, otherwise who is going to do the works?

u will 1 man show, 1 leg kicking later lar…
tiap-tiap hari crying infront on ur desk, facing a table of shit documents everyday, OT until late night & singing “welcome to the hell” everynight..

=.=’’’

nyaseng~~ I have been here almost 1 yr but I nv ever feel it like home..
although this country consider as the least strict of the Middle Eastern countries.. but it still sarks.. . I dun like the culture, law + ppl right here… nyamahai, a man life is worth 200k, a women life is worth half of the male (100k) and a race camel life is worth more than 400k.. (according to expat urban legend, a camel costs twice the blood money of a human)~

u better watch out~~ u better pray u choose a women to langgar when u hit somebody in a car accident….. better pray wont kena camel or horses in this country...

@#$%^&*
wat kind of c2pid law is this?
=.=’’’

sex discrimination damn serious right here…
zZzZzzz
aiks~~~ stop blaming aredi lar..
cabut lar..
run awy from this country be4 too late~~~~
=p

aiks~~ back to the topic..
hrmmm… 50% staff kena goreng within 1 day… it really is a legend~~!!
isn't it~~!!?

fed up~

hAM is fed up with this farking country~~!!
@#$%^&@#

how to deal with the rude ppl in this country~~!!??
those farking idiot alwyz made me mad~~!!!

fark dap~~
tat idiot security guard.. who u think u r?
u r only a dog in my eye..
ur life might worse than a dog in my country...!!!
lansi lanyong there...

nyama..!!!
i wonder how much is ur gaji??
600? or 700 per month?
in my country, ur pay is even lower than an indo labour~~!!
stil dare to look small us..
u wat he did???? he ask one of my new fren "go home" when we shopping around the shopping mall...
zzZzZzz~~

nyamahai~~!!!
i nv c a farking security guard in a shopping mall ask/request the customer go home 1~~!!
farking ill-mannered~~!!
no brain~~ no 1der u just a farking security guard~~
i wish u'll standing in the shopping centre n spend ur whole life there..
just standing n act like a dog~~~!!

farker~~the rude people seem to be everywhere in this country..
they show up everywhere~~~
rude people are in check out lines, on the highway driving like maniacs, smoking in the restaurant/lift, on the streets, and sometimes in our homes.. (yes, no doubt, i ned to facing a idiot mather farker guardman in my accomodation… n tat egyt*an is totally a idiot + farker +混蛋~~!!)

Russell Crowe is right~~!!
Ed Hoffman(Russell Crowe) say this in "Body of Lies": "there's nothing here to like~!!"

nyamahai~~!!
!@#$%^&*@


yayaya~~ i ned to calm down..
don't get mad, get even~~~
dun let this kind of idiot merosakkan my mood~~

there are alwyz few things we need to remember when dealing with this kind of rude people…
nex time i noe how to handle this kind of farking ill-mannered ppl de lar~~~

• do not become Angry & calm down~~!!! alwayz, alwayz, alwayzzzzzz remember to keep your cool~~!! ( i really ned to be more mature)
• dun take anything that this person says seriously... (ya~ they just som kind of animals in this world, treat them like fly~~)
• ignore them completely & avoid them if they keep on bothering you... (a lion nv fight wif a rat, dun wasting ur precious on this kind of ppl)

zZzZzzzz~~
m'sia really manyak bagus compare wif this country~~
i really starting miss my home & my country~~~!!
sigh.......

i'm legend

今个礼拜裁员名单上无我既名~~
又过一关~~!!!

都知又会裁员咯啦~~
皆因上个礼拜有场 30 亿既工停咗，等咩啊？仲吾炒人咩~~!!??
就甘提心吊胆既过咗５日～～
好彩~~!!!! 仲可以赚多个月粮~~

家阵真係睇住 Dubai 死~~
我间公司大大话话都炒咗百几二白人咯~~
原本我间公司得５个马来西亚人~~
家阵炒咗两条~~
仲剩返３条咋~~

你老昧啊~~
我场工都停咗大大话话都有４个几月~~
就甘拾头拾尾～卑我白白拿咗几十千马币~~

我仲未中炒啊~~
你吹咩~~!!??
甘代表 D 咩呀？
个人认为~~ 我吾係有料，就係好好运~~

lolz～～
扑你个街啊～
@#!@#$%^

i'm legend~~~~!!!!!!

do u noE wat the snowmen doing during winter?

otherwise, were the ais-kelim come from~~!!??

lolz~~

i found something funny from my email n just to share with u all…

funny maths~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What are the differences between donkey and human~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

we all Donkeys~~~!!!!!

lolz~~~

money can’t buy happiness~~!!!???

r u sick of hearing tat money can’t buy happiness?

we used to say “money can’t buy happiness” - "money can buy material things, but real happiness must be truly earned”….

other than tat, it could be found in varying forms~~
“money can't buy everything, money can't buy frens, money can't buy love & etc”…..

well~~ “money can’t buy happiness” argument is tat many major international studies undertaken since duno how many centuries ago.. virtually everyone agree tat "money can’t buy happiness," but sometimes, it can~~~!!! but only if u noe the right way to spend it~~!!

there r few tips (from Mr. si-hAM) for using money to be happier~~

spend the money on others~~
one of the best ways to make urself happy is to make someone else happy~~
think bout ways u could spend the money tat would make a big difference to someone else~~~ whether is ur family, frens or bla bla bla~~~

examples:

• pay a plane ticket for ur gf to Pulau Ledang;
• call for a bird-Day party or dinner for ur family members;
• buy som small gift or souvenir to ur frens or belanja them yamcha & etc….
• donate som money to charities, it will make u feel happy toO…

all this just ned to spend ur little money~ n it might bring happiness to everybody~~
u may toughen bonds with ur family & frends n even make the world a happier place~~!!
=p



another tips to make u to be happier is make ur life lagi simple wif small amount of money~~

examples:

• u just throw ur car n the money to the car wash shop n ask them to wash it…
• throw money to the laundry to do the washing + ironing~~

u think how much u gonna spend on tat? Once per week…
8 ringgit? 10 ringgit?
fark it lar~~ drop also drop 9(kao) aredi~~
n u no ned to fed up wif spending ur weekend on wahsing ur car or clothes aredi~
u can spend ur time on doing somthing interesting~~~
u must try to improve by throwing the money at the problem~~~ to simplelize ur life~~!!!


do u think tat r we really c2pid enough to believe tat a plasma TV, living in bungalow or owe a sport car will make us happy~~!!??
since when was money good only for buying material belongings?
wat bout all the other things it’s good for?
surely they can factor in to how happy we are?

Says Loewenstein, "If u're a single male driving around in the Ferrari with nobody next to u, it's a glaring omission."~

I strongly agree wif tat statement~~
sometimes u must spend the money on somebody else.. to make others n urself happier… ….


well~~ I’m earning 5 digit salary par month...
even I hav great pay + fantastic job (looks like).. but, I’m not happy wif tat..
I stil feel farking boring + moody…
I pergi shopping alone n bla bla bla.. it wont make myself feel happier...
mayb @ tat moment i free happy awhile lar...but after tat it just make me feel lagi sunyi~~
sometimes I think I lagi suka spend the money on som1 else rather than myself…
now the majority of my money r spend on my debt, expenses, family, frens + foOds…
I think spend money on others experienced greater happiness than spend the money on myself… especially when i spending it on my family and best frens…((but ofcoz I won’t spend every single cents to others lar.. wat I mean is those extra money lar..)

n now.. i truly believe tat money can buy happiness, but only if u spend it on others, don’t u~~!!??


so, the conclusion is “can money buy happiness”~~!!??
well, it can help put the right conditions in place~~
it doesn’t means u can buy the happiness wif money~
but just it is easier to be happy if u hav money n noe the way to spend it~~
(tak ada wang, u sure mati 1 de =p)
whether u call tat buying happiness or not, the understanding is more important than the argument~~


so~ ladies n gentlemen~~ wat's the secret of happiness~~!!??


(hAM: I noe I noe~~!! I belanja u teh-ais, then u belanja me joyoga, abalone & shark fin ~~!! =p )

please pray for my fren’s brother~

1 of my fren’s brother passed away 2 dayz ago...

i'm sorry to hear about her loss…

it's nv easy losing someone close~~ especially her brother’s wife, she will need some extra prayers.. they just get married for 2 months ++

let's pray for his frens & family~ take care and well wishes~~

Freeze~~~ ''takip'' (robbing)~~!!

I hav been invited to be a ‘‘heng dai’’(兄弟~ groomsman~!!??) during my fren’s wedding….

According to my understanding…. on the morning of the wedding, we r going to have the ritual of the groom going to the bride's home to retrieve the bride (接新娘).. ofcoz, there will be some kind of ‘‘traditional activities’’ larr~~
the bridesmaids and groomsmen akan play all kinds of silly games... (does this sounds pretty funny..?)
=.=’’’


Oh ya.. I’m shocked~~ y me??
So far I noe there r few ppl sudah promise to be the groomsmen.. Ivan, V + TC…
Hrmmm.. it is kinda weird… 1st thing in my mind is… Y me?

1st~ I cannot drink.. Ivan is great drinker.. he is ‘qian bei bu zui”~~ he satu org sudah capable to drink all the liquid~
2nd~ I cannot joke~ I’m toO serious + boring~~ V is a funny guy~ he is more expert on making everybody laugh~
3rd~ I’m not talkative~~ TC is chatty + smart enough on heating the situation~

But after speak to spear n few ppls..
I notice tat the groomsmen just ned to accomplish certain quests which requested by the bridesmaids then ok aredi..

I question myself… am I qualified for this task??
The answer is~~ I think so kua….
But, I think it supposed to be a funny experience for me lar..

Lolz~ I’m so expecting for it now…
look forward to tat day coming…



Yo~~~~ we r going to takip (rob/kidnap) retrieve the bride (接新娘) soon lor~~!!!

The Garl Who Took My Breath Away~

Dating som one during this CNY~

well~~ I strongly agree tat “if there is a guy acts like a total jerk in front of u.. tat means he likes you..”

i can’t say anything after look into her beautiful eyes~~
every time I look into her eyes, holly shit~~ it cause my brain damaged ~~
when the time she smile becoz of the jokes or something else~ she took my breath awy… my soul is fading awy.....

I’m trying to pretend to be calm, but if u “check/observe” me carefully/narrowly, u will probably c tat I’m sweating~~

My brain keep stuck’inG ~~just like the CPU overloaded~~ alwyz jammed~~ n it's keep on repeating every few minutes~~ I tak boleh think, tak boleh judge~
time passed by so fast and suddenly 1 hour passed…
I tak tahu wat am I doing at all.. mayb I say som nonsense I sendiri also tak notice…


Holly shit~!!
I noe this is so sickening + disgusting~~

But~~ I noe tat I’m getting LOST…

i alwyz think about her recently~~ either when sleeping or awake~~
i don't dare to sms/phone her so often larr~~
it looks abit weird if i keep sms or call her from oversea right~!!???

aiks~~~ i’m going crazy bout this garl aredi.. really~~~
OMG~~!!