finally... i found the “most interesting” cruise package in the world~~
a Somalia cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania)…
I found this~~~~
Fun For The Whole Family!
Most cruises offer a mini-bar~
We offer a mounted Mini-Gun~
the cruise is encouraging ppl to bring their own high powered weapons along on the cruise...however, if u dun hav weapons, u can rent them frm the organizer on the spot…..
here are som of the costs and claims associated wif the package:
- $800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing).
- M-16 full auto rental: $25.00/day .ammo: 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at $15.95.
- Ak-47 assault riffle rental: No charge. ammo: 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at $14.95.
- Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle rental: $55.00/day. ammo: 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at $9.95.
- RPG rental: $75/day. ammo: 3 standard loads at $200.
- Mounted Mini-Gun $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.
- Crew members can double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).
Meals are not included.
well~ the cost is a bit high but it seems well worth n fantastic….
text from the adv:
“We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.”
here r a few testimonials:
"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!"
-- Lars , Hamburg Germany
"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English"
-- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam"
-- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.
"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do."
-- Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA
well~~ this sounds damn interesting~~!!
as u can imagine, I’m trying to call n inform them to sign me up for the package…
I think they offer group rates and corporate discounts toO..... any 1 of u guys/ladies interested~~!!???
pls let me noe if u guys r interested … we can make arrangement for tat… go together… can ask for discount som more…
we r going for HUNT’inG~~!!
pirates~~ we r com’inG~~!!