Sunday, December 31, 2006

busy saturday~~

busY~~~~

becoz of the new tender~~~
aiks...
thanks to the new tender~~~~
lolz.....

aiks...
thanks for my colleagues who helping me to "handle" this tender...
thanks for teaching me bout the proceduces....
thanks for remind me tat "report" this to my A.GM(almost DAK ZHUI him already)... =p
thanks to the new staff who willing to do the "minor" jobs(even loOks like order by me)..... =p

aiks...
i think i'm bit blurr + loOks stress when facing it.....
hope i can do it better nex time.....

really appreacite it....
thanks man.... =p

Friday, December 29, 2006

moOdy

fark~~~ another new tender come in...
#$%^&*($)@$%
4.30pm only come in.....

senior not around lar...
on leave til nex week ler...

wat the fark.. submission on 16th....???
siaL....
there is another tender hav to submit in 26th ler...

#$&^*()_$%^&

when nothing to do.. then totally nothing to do..
bila ada kerja.. all come togeter....

#$%^&*$%^

i dun1 handle the project.....
i'm stil not qualify for tat yet....
i dun1 trouble myself.....
goD damn.......

moody...........................................................

无法定义的暧昧~~

  男朋友女朋友?不好说;爱人同志?是,又不是;兄弟姐妹?也可以这么说吧……其实,连他们自己都不那么清楚彼此的关系。仿佛,他缺不了她,她也离不了他,但其实,各有各的阳光空气和水分……一直以多元价值颠覆传统的城市在不断新陈代谢,男女关系也已经越来越多元化,他和她,从情感到身体的关系,越来越暧昧,也越来越无法定义。

  暧昧关系之一:哥哥妹妹(姐姐弟弟)
  暧昧指数:****
  清白指数:***
  招牌口号:“某某是我哥,我们是亲人。”
  “她比我小10岁呢,小妹妹……”

  经典镜头:
  1.每日中午,他所在的公司前台,都会出现一个年轻小女子,笑着提着几个饭盒,说:“哥啊……尝尝我今天做的蛋炒饭,怎么样?”然后笑吟吟地看着他吃完,再帮他收拾,不忘给他细心地擦去下巴上的米粒。他心疼地说:“真不知道你小脑袋瓜里在想什么!”
  2.聚会上,他身边美女如云,哥们儿彼此调笑,吃豆腐之事见多不怪。可是,有人跟她讲起荤段子,惹得她满面红晕,他立刻倒立英眉,教训对方说:“不可以欺负她,她是我妹妹。”
  3.她衣着时髦,身边却会经常出现个年轻的小伙子,甜甜地叫她姐姐。其实全无血缘关系。过马路的时候,她都会紧紧地抓着他的手,吃饭的时候,会特地给他送一筷子菜,很多追求她的男人很容易遭受她的白眼,只有这个小“弟弟”,时而像个大人一样保护“姐姐”,时而成了一个让“姐姐”哭笑不得的小淘气。

  关系透析:
  对“哥哥”来说,小妹妹的存在意义是,令他有保护她的欲望,当男性内心的英雄主义需要倾泻的时候,当他感觉无助和寂寞的时候,“小妹妹”的乖巧和柔弱往往比一般的温柔体贴更令他感觉舒服,而她对他的崇拜,更是让他感到格外自信,恰好满足了男人的某种精神征服欲。对“妹妹”来说,她要的十分简单——被疼爱被保护。
  对“姐姐”来说,在没有完美的男朋友之前,“弟弟”是一个很贴心的小跟屁虫,他具备男人和男孩的双重效益,他不会故意和她过不去,她有麻烦的时候,他不会背叛誓言,而当她母性流露的时候,他又成了可爱天真的“小东西”。对“弟弟”来说,“姐姐”往往是值得信赖,充满女性魅力的女人。

  潜在危机:
  现实生活里,大部分的“亲情”关系往往很难演变为真正的爱情关系。此类男女关系中,多的是怜惜和疼爱的成分,少有什么共同语言,更谈不上阅历相当,而且“弟弟妹妹”对“哥哥姐姐”的感情,往往更为沉重和复杂,并且很容易陷入其中难以自拔,一旦“暧昧”过度,一旦“哥哥姐姐”有了情人,“弟弟妹妹”难免会成为绊脚石。


  暧昧关系之二:红颜蓝颜
  暧昧指数:*****
  清白指数:*
  招牌口号:“女人的心和身体是可以分开的,我们之间,就一个纯字。”
  “男人女人之间没有纯洁的友谊?那只怪你没找到红颜知己。”
  “他是我灵魂上的知己,我们彼此了解却又永不占有。”

  经典镜头:
  1.每次和老婆吵架后,他都会夺门而出,跑到她家里哭诉一番,完了会说:“为什么我爱的人不是你?为什么我老婆就不能像你这样善解人意?”她回答:“如果你老婆可以做到我这样,她就不是你老婆了。”
  2.被老板批评后,她十分想不通,女朋友约她去逛街散心都不肯,非要给他电话痛诉一顿,他给她分析事例,剖析人生道理,直说到她重新开朗起来。碰到一些重大选择,她也会找他商量,感觉十分有共同语言。她说:“我男朋友最了解我的身体,你是最了解我的心事的知己。”

  关系透析:
  心情烦闷的时候,遇见各种人生难题的时候,他们就成了“相濡以沫”的鱼,一旦海水返潮,便各自游去。即使双方各自有爱人,有些私房话和知心话也只跟“红颜蓝颜”说。从某种程度上来说,这种男女关系大多是停留在精神层面上的相爱,也可以说,和情人关系相比,他们只缺少肉体交流。

  潜在危机:
  即使是最清白的红颜蓝颜知己,一旦有一方的爱人不够开通懂事,便容易被误会成第三者;其次,毕竟是一男一女,一旦“酒逢知己千杯少”,投入深情过度,难免“宽衣解带”,而一旦破了最后一道防线,这“知己”关系就难再继续。


  暧昧关系之三:网络情人
  暧昧指数:*****
  清白指数:**
  招牌口号:“我爱你,即使永不见你。我可以感觉到你的一切,看不到你,这不是问题。”
  “我们在比特的世界里相爱,离开网络,这份爱就无法生存。”

  经典镜头:
  1.他天天回家吃老婆亲手做的饭菜,然后她在厨房里洗涤的时候,听到房间里传来敲击键盘的声音。那个不用为他打理生活和一切的女人,在网络那一边心安理得地瓜分着她丈夫的感情。而她仍安静地守着她嫁的男人已经失去灵魂的躯壳。
  2.“亲爱的,送你999朵玫瑰。”
  “真的吗?”
  一封贴着玫瑰图的电子邮件“嗖”地到了她的邮箱。
  “让我吻你吧……”
  “嗯,我感觉到了,你温软湿润的嘴唇……”
  “嗯,我特地为你刷过牙呢。”

  关系透析:
  在网上,他们“相爱”,甚至举行婚礼,从来没见过的两个陌生人,文字游戏是彼此的依赖和情趣来源。他们沉溺其中,网络令他们看上去很“完美”。
  与一般的网恋不同,这种网络情人,多半不会见面,只是依赖对对方的想像,制造各种浪漫的气氛和假想。
  与现实生活里的爱情不同,网络情人所付出的成本十分低廉,且不需要承受道德上的压力。

  潜在危机:
  因为彼此爱的,只是自己的想像,和文字制造的迷宫。所以万一,万一见面的话,后果很难想像。美女恐龙也就算了,如果发现对面那个竟然


  暧昧关系之四:异性合住
  暧昧指数:***
  清白指数:***
  招牌口号:“一个人住,负担太重,而且我怕黑,有个男生,也好照应。”
  “她的重要意义体现在每个月除了方便面不知道还能吃什么的时候。”
  “他的重要意义体现在每次保险丝断了,煤气罐没气了的时候……”

  经典镜头:
  1.他管他的房间叫男生宿舍,她管她的房间叫女生宿舍,其他都是公用。下水道坏了,即使他正沉迷于游戏机,也一叫就到。外面暴雨,无法出去吃饭,哄她两句,许诺有钱请她吃大餐,保证一会就有两菜一汤热腾腾地送上来。
  2.晚上要举行party了,她跟他商量道:“可能朋友比较多,我的屋子里放不了那么多人,能不能腾出点空间给我?”他一口答应,说:“下次做好吃的给我就行了,聚会那天我会自动消失,什么时候散会了给我发个短信……”

  关系透析:
  相对女女同租而言,男女合住带来的更多是愉快、信任和放松的感觉。跟办公室里“男女搭配,干活不累”的意义一样,此类新房客关系,充满了另一意义上的情趣感。调查显示,大多数异性合租的女性都认为:男性不会和女性斤斤计较,房间的大小、朝向以及卫生间谁用多了,谁用少了等细节问题都不会在意,女人和女人之间的情况就复杂得多了,严重的甚至会闹到不欢而散,朋友反目。真正的男女合租彼此尊重,保持距离,又可以互相帮助,对双方来说,既体验到了异性的大多优点,又避免了彼此猜疑、独占和斤斤计较的麻烦。

  潜在危机:
  房子本身就已经十分暧昧,单身男女共住一房,即使并非一室,也已经非常非常接近。回家的人,往往会将自己还原到本真,随意的、自由的、散漫的,甚至丑陋的生活细节都暴露在彼此眼前,固然有因生活方式十分接近而发展为相爱的,但毕竟还是一对有距离的男女。合租房子的异性很容易发展成情侣,由合租演化为同居。但是如果因为一时的盲目,或者带着解决个人问题的心态来寻求合住,就有可能被别有用心的人利用,伤了感情,也搅乱了生活。



  暧昧关系之五:性伴侣
  暧昧指数:*****
  清白指数:*
  招牌口号:“只需要陪伴不需要相爱。”
  “心灵的空虚有很多解决的办法,但身体的饥渴,却无可奈何,所以,我需要性伴侣。”

  经典镜头:
  1.周五快下班的时候,她的手机响了,他的声音响起来:“这个周末你方便吗?”她想了想:“我想想看,喔,不行,我有个朋友要从广州过来看我,恐怕你不方便过来。”
  他很干脆,笑笑说:“好吧,祝你周末愉快,想我了就call我。”
  2.每个固定时间,他都会如期至约,接她下班吃顿饭,然后去他的公寓或者她的宿舍,春宵一宿,然后告别。她甚至连他的工作情况都一无所知,惟一能确定的是,他是个不错的性伙伴。

  关系透析:
  怀特。米尔斯在《私情缠绕》中说:“现代人的一个特征是像找寻财富一样地渴望不为人所知的亲密私情,在适当的时间出现和停止。”
  如今的性伴侣的含义里,除了解决生理问题外,更多的是对自己的安慰和对现实的逃避。毕竟都是害怕寂寞,更害怕别人知道他们寂寞的人。我们需要爱,也不可以没有性。大多数时候,性和爱是一样重要的。有个性伙伴,至少有了身体的温暖,可以暂时忘却心灵的孤寂。

  潜在危机:
  罗素早已经一语道破:“爱情能使我们整个的生命更新,正如大旱之后的甘霖对于植物一样。没有爱的性行为,却完全没有这等力量。一刹欢娱过后,剩下的是疲倦,厌恶,以及生命的空虚之感。”
  暧昧关系之六:兼职家长(司机、保镖、保姆……)



  暧昧指数:****
  清白指数:**
  招牌口号:“反正他有车,正好顺路送我而已。”
  “男人请女人吃饭从来都是正常的事情,他愿请,我愿吃,别人看什么看!”

  经典镜头:
  1.他有一辆奥迪;他在一家大公司里身居高位;他有相爱的女朋友。不记得是怎么认识他的,总之,好像从某天晚上他主动送她回家后,从知道彼此的公司在一条线路上后,每天接送她,便成了他的习惯。
  2.每到下班时分,如果男朋友没空,她就会在办公室里大声嚷嚷:“今天谁请我吃饭呀!”然后矛头就对准了其中一个男同事,娇滴滴地哄他,摇着他的肩膀:“还是你请我吧,好吗?”

  关系透析:
  他们的关系多是从工作合作方面发展起来的。很多时候,多是由女性主动,认定被男人照顾是天经地义的,而男人的“英雄主义”心态,又令他们大多时候都倍感荣幸。这种关系中,利用的成分往往比较多。

  潜在危机:
  因为这样的关系是建立在单纯的“互相照顾,互相利用”之上,男女双方往往缺乏共同语言。一旦照顾失败,或者“服务”缺乏周到,容易导致关系恶化。此外,一些绯闻也多出现在这种“兼职家长”身边,也许你只是搭了谁谁的顺风车而已,但别人怎么知道,车的终点是哪里呢?



  暧昧关系之七:约会拍档
  暧昧指数:****
  清白指数:**
  招牌口号:“一个人玩有什么好玩,我不过是给自己找了个玩伴而已。”
  “他知道哪里有最好吃的东西,有最好玩最新奇的玩意,能嗅到这个城市的‘兴奋点’,与其随便找个人陪我,不如找个会玩的。”

  经典镜头:
  1.每到影院公布新一期的大片播放周期,她就会立刻致电给他,让他准备好爆米花和可乐,陪她去看电影,她并不介意是她买票还是他请客,也不介意通宵研究观后感,她觉得,除了他,没有人更适合当这方面的知音了。
  2.每次和论坛上的一帮朋友聚会,他都会叫上她。虽然她从不去这个论坛,也对他们所谈的所谓文化话题缺乏兴趣。他就是喜欢叫上她作陪,一起猜拳喝酒。仿佛她的职责就是,当他在饭桌上谈笑风声的时候,负责大吃大喝捞回本钱似的。

  关系透析:
  他们不是情侣,却常常约会、旅游、喝酒、看电影……是固定的约会搭档。从通俗意义上说,也可以理解成“酒肉朋友”。他们往往在某一个兴趣爱好或者一种行为习惯方面拥有共同的兴趣,并且每次约会都可以兴致勃勃,高兴而来,高兴而去。也属于一个要陪,一个愿陪的姜太公钓鱼模式。
  看来,新新男女关系已经被划分得越来越细,需要按照职责、爱好、具体功能等各方面来划分了。而个中的微妙之处就在于——物以类聚。

  潜在危机:
  如果约会拍档的关系足够稳定、确定,建立在共同的兴趣爱好的基础上的话,可以称之为志同道合。如果只是一方寂寞了需要消遣,而另一个属于纯粹的“n陪”的话,那么这样的关系就有说不清道不明的嫌疑了。或者就是愿陪的那方在暗恋要陪的那方,这无疑是在伤害其中一人的感情,也耗费了另一人的光阴。



编辑:琳子
转引自: http://www.southcn.com/lady/zt/aimei/zq/200408041038.htm

曾經~~~

你知道那"曾經"嗎?
"曾經"我的心輕輕的向你靠近。。。

我知道。。。
"曾經"你的心也嘗試親近。。。

然而。。。
如今依然還是平行線上的兩顆心。。。
在生活的轉軸中﹐越轉越遠。。。越轉越遠 。。。

free~~~~ boring~~~~~

new tenDer stil not coming yEt~~~~
nex wednesday wor~~~
the consultant/client say nex week punya rabu wor...
coz they half dayz working today...
so they not able to prepare the documents + drwngs for us...
lolz..... celebrate for new year wor.....

aiks....
2007 coming soOn.....


2+ dayz~~!!!??


59 hours 39 mins 32 seconds lar......



finally...........
yr 2007 coming soOn~~~

wat a sweEt dreAm~~~

wau...
i slep at 7pm yesterdaY~~~

muahahaha~~ feEl so goOD....
lucky i slep early n didnt attend the dinner~~~

i just received call frm weng...

wai n weNg kena tangkap by tZe ying play mahjOng til 1am...
(errr...?? i tot tat piggy slep at 8pm everydayz~~~!!??)
muahahaha....

i'm so lucky~~~

gagaga....

Thursday, December 28, 2006

lazy + sicK~~!!??

the "effect" of continuously go out n slep late for 2 dayz = tired + start'ing siCk.....

reason of dun1 post my writing here... =p
even i very free in office...
very very free......

zzzzzzzzzzzZZzZZzzzzzzzzzz

lunch soOn....
muahahaha....

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

boriNg~~~~

TMD~~~

i sit at my seat n doing nothing for whole dayz~~~
hope my bosS nv noe bout my blOg~~~

i think he gonna "mad" after read wat i write........

wat to do... i really nothing to dO ler.....
i did prepare well for the previous project punya filing......
check n check already.....

i completed my task...........
now waiting foR new tender.........
(hAM boring til find the JKR, PAM 98 & the excel formula boOKs to study~~~~zzZzZZZzz)
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new tender~~ were R u~~~!!??
i misS u~~~~~

5.05 pm~~~

25 mins more...
tahan..... sabar......
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ending of 2006~~~

当偶每一次想到2006年就快过完了 ~~
偶就会感到感慨 ~~
又快一年了~~

离千禧年已经过了6个年头了~~~
不知不觉又到了2006年尾~~~
2007年也即将来临~~
好像也没有做过什么东东~~
就酱子平安的渡过了2006年~~~

2007年大家有什么宏愿吗~~!!??

希望~~~
明年的偶~~
会开心的。。愉快的。。 懒懒的过吧~~~

然后。。。
希望~~~
明年的偶~~
不会再犯和今年同一个错~~~

希望~~~
明年~~~
我的工作能越来越顺~~~
多搛点钱早点把贷款还清~~~

然后。。。
希望~~
2007年的偶是比较积极的~~
会更加的努力(一点点)~~~
勤劳(一点点)~~~


2006年即将过完了~~~
偶得到了什么~~??
又失去了什么~~??
对于这个问题~~~
偶想~~永远没有真确的答案了~~
偶也不想要什么答案了~~
偶不想自己一直活在以前的日子里~~


偶记得曾几何时听过一句话。。。

"人生最重要的不是自己所站的位置~~而是所朝的方向~~!!"

2006年~~
接近尾声了~~~


生活。
记忆。。

喜。
怒。。
哀。。。
乐。。。。


感谢偶的家人。。。朋友。。。
感谢你们在这一年当中对我的关怀。。。支持。。。
因为有你们~~偶才能有个丰富而愉快的一年。。。


谢了。。。。

然后~~

2006年~~尾声了~~~

2006年~~就酱静悄悄~~~静悄悄地即将过去~~~

hoLLY shIT~~~new tender nOT coming in yet~~

they say wanna pay dunno berapa K for documentation feEs wor~~~
we havent prepare it~~~

so... properly this thursday~~~ or nex week (wednesday) onlY can get the documeNts & drwngs~~~

shit~~~ i dunno wat to do in office noW~~~


holly shit~~~~!!!

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Monday, December 25, 2006

pizzA hut~~~!!

muahahaha~~~
free pizZa~~~!!!
as a x'mas dinner lar...
lolz....

thanks to foOk tao~~~
opsss~~~ mayb i should thanks to boOtak toO~~~!!
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even i win Rm1.00 only in mahjong......
but i stiL happy~~~~
gagagaga~~ poOr boOtak~~~~
lose 2 "dai"~~~~
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hahaha~~~~ lapan puluh satu ringgit malaysia gone~~~!!
clear in 1 hour~~~lolz~~~
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nah~~i onlY won RM1.00~~~~~
dun bLame me~~~~
gagaga~~~ =p

杠~~~~~!!

我都话左曾经有只红中在我面前,
我无杠到~~

直到上家摸牌后~
我才后悔莫及~~

尘世间最痛苦的事莫过于此~~
如果上天卑我一次从头来过的机会的话~~
我会对着那只红中说“杠”~~

假如硬系要在这次杠上加上点乜野的话~~~

我希望是~~~~~~“杠上自摸~~~爆”~~~~!! ^^

Sunday, December 24, 2006

LiverpoOL coursemate in 1U~~~!! =p

23.12.2006

11.55pm~~~
received sms frm yee senG~~~
"aik seng came to KL aredi~~tomolo free to meEt??"

movie starting soON~~~伤城 (Confession of Pain)~~~
tak mahu f*** u~~~ =p


12.05am~~~(24th already lor)
rIng~~~rIng~~~~
lucky stil trailer~~
better answer ur call~~
"oii~~i came to KL aredi~~~u free to come out~~??"

"err.... i call u back later~~?? watching movie now~~~ "

i call back them after finish the movie...

"dEal~~~ c u guys in 1u tomolo~~~just confirm me the time afterward~~"

24.12.2006

12.00nooN~~
called n wake up by ..... er.... duno yee seng or aik sEng~~~ (i stil sleping)
aiks~~~i yam cha til 5 am yesterday lar ~~~
>< "we gonna reach 1u at 12.30 lar..."

"ok~~~i will be reach there in 30 mins~~~ keep ontact~~~"

we walk arund 1u....
hav our lunch in duno wat japanese restaurent~~ (8 fan = 八番)
walk round 1u BlindinG~~~~
then duno who suggesT go curve~~~
after reach curve~~ tired n thirsty~~~~
yam cha againz......
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japanese restaurent againz~~~
wau~~ those drinK so specIaL~~~
yee sEng order duno wat lar.. soM thing liKe ABC~~~
Aik sEng's 1 more cantik~~~
mango~~~i think some thing loOKs like mango abc~~~ =p
mine is green teA shake~~~ (i nv try be4... but it taste goOD)
aiK seng did take pIc ~~~
ask him seNd to me Later~~~ =p

chitchatt~~~~~~~~
aiks~~ all also somthing related to liverpoOL~~~ construction~~~~ working~~~ our ex classmate~~~n bla bla bla~~~ =p


afterward... we walk round in IKEA to seacrh som idea to "design" Aik Seng's roOm~~~

5.30pm dismiss~~~ hope nex time can hav a gathering wif more ppl~~
i means our coursemate....

when u guys all becom rich~~ then we hav a gathering in liverpoOL every year~~~
muaahahaha~~ sounds great~~~

gagaga~~ aikSeng buy 47 seats (flight tickets) for all our classmate (47*4k)~~~
yeE seng "bao" our expenses in liverpoOl for 1 week(3k*47)~~~
gagaga~~~~
i think (47*7k) 47k pound should be enough lar~~~~

hAM really dream'ing now~~~
muahahahaha~~~~

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Winter Solstice~~or~~ winter festival~~!!??

english should be "Winter Festival" lar~~~
mana i punya calender...??
calender pun tak ada show this kind of festival 1 lar...
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semalam teman thOse QS kaki find "balls of glutinous rice Pronunciation" (tangyuan)~~~
itu bulat-bulat punya "bola" lar...
tapi bukan bola utk main...
makan punya lar....
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after the dinner on 88.....
we teman fatty go find the "balls of glutinous rice Pronunciation" lar...
coz dia sangat sangat minat to makan it....
his mum also call tn ask him " u eat already??" (你吃了吗??)
=.="'

walaupun stomach very very "full"...
yet... we stil go to "Kei Tak Zeeeeee" restaurent to find tat "bola"......

"waLauyehhhhhh~~~!!"

"Rm1.00 for each bola man....."
"i dun 1 to eat anymore....."


zzZzzZzzzzz~~~~

i tot u very very very sangat sangat sangat nak makan 1~~~????
itu lar fatty.....
4 biji also only Rm4 lerr...
is consider ok lar.....
since u very very very sangat sangat sangat nak makan.. ???

"sangat mahal lar"

zzZzZzzzz~

finally... he order "mung bean syrup"...
=.="'


p/s: tat cha cha(khong hao) order mineral water~~~~
ganasai~~~~~~~
=.='''

Friday, December 22, 2006

boss is behAving weiRd today~~~

mY boss is behaving weird hari ni~~~~

Such a thing is happening in my office this morning~~~~~~

Time : 11.35+ - a.m
Date : 22.12.2006
Location : Wisma IJ* punya contract department

my boSS come ouT slowly frm his 132 roOm~~
he saw us all group togeter n he loOK like got something to share...
but non of us wanna peduli him...
then suddenly he "shout" to us wif smile....

"coMe... i got something to share......"

then we all loOks shocked lar..
terkejut betul ni....

then he continue his "speech"~~~~

"u all noe tat there is an interview for promotion yesterday right??"

wat else we can do.....
we must let him continue wat he say...
if we all say no.. then he cant continue his "funny speech" anymore...
so... we nod our head.. means "yes.. we do....."

he ask " u all noe the density of steel~~~!!??"

zzZzZZzzzzzz~~~

"u all noe wat's weight of one m³ of concrete~~!!??"

=.='''

"u guys all fresh grad... just come out from college/U.. should know & remember this kind of basic things wat..."

zzzz.... tai lou arr.. this kind of question i really noe... but 3 yrs ago lar...
i think weng did ask me this kind of question 2 yrs ago toO...
but... i forgot the answer aredi lar... #$%^&*
i only noe the exhange rate for pound now....
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"u guys think this is useless~~!??" (somthing like tat lar)
"u hav to noe tat 1 m³ concrete is around 2.4 tan~~~" (izit~~~!!??aga-aga lar~~)
"u hav to noe the weight of 1 m³ so tat u can rent/carry the concrete by the dif model of crane..."


yayaya~~but~~i am contract executive now~~~
cost n quantities estimator lerr~~~
i didnt involve in planning n monitoring lerr....
plat n machinery things is not my biz lar....
tak LA KANG (tak related) 1....
hahaha~~~

i think i should take a RM 50 frm my wallet n ask him back...
hey~~~ do u noe noe wat's the gambar behind the RM50~~!!??
(my lecturer ask this ques be4)

u everyday also "touching" RM50...
it "stay" inside ur wallet everyday 1...
(tak mungkin ur wallet tak ada RM50... u GM wor~~~u dun tell me tat u only ada credit card.. u tak carry cash at all....zzzZZzzz)
then i go see how ur face loOKs like....
lolz..

yet.... ur level stil higher than me~~~
but.... ur r my bosS~~~
but.... u r the 1 who employ me~~~
so...... i only can diam diam n ketawa sahaja lar...
so...... i only can shout this kind of question(the RM50 & Rm10 ques) to my poOR colleague tina lar...
n she kena scold becoz of answering wrong for the RM10 punya gambar...
poOr tina~~~~ ><

whatever it is.... i copy tina's word~~~

"I guess my boss has caught the year end blues, just like all of us..."
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***end***

(even i talk & blame so much~~~ hAM stil go to google engine search the weight of these materials afterwards... nex time i can handle this kind of weird weird question already..)

p/s: i think a lots ppl dun noe wat's the gambar behind the RM50 lar....

*mayb som of u guys r loOking for the "gambar behind RM50 after reading my bloG toO~~~~lolz~~~

Fw: Warning to all- dangerous software

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Warning to all- dangerous software

This is a warning to all. Something evil has been unleashed into our air waves and will soon be spreading around like hot gossips. It is unstopable, and untamable. It's smooth and sly, and you cannot sniff anything nasty from it.

Be aware of a certain website tht allows its members to send out sms to anyone using other people's number. As long as the user has got other people's number, he can use it to spam sms anyone he wants. Tell me it is not dangerous?

So if you receive any weird and seemingly unbelonging sms from your friends, think twice before replying. It could be a spam from this website.I hope somebody could stop the spreading of this wicked website. It will not be long before it becomes accessible to many and render SMSes unreliable anymore.

Posted by tina at 1:37 PM 2 Comments Categories



( "capture frm my colleague~~tina's bloG~~ http://tinalekooi2.blogspot.com/ )


p/s: i dO receive a sms frm "tina" saying tat "luv ya. haha...." reaL 1....
i tot she really admired me pulAK~~~ muahahaha~~~ ><

frankly speaking~~tat software really dasyat lar~~~ kalau ada org guna i punya number sms garls then i sure "zzZzZzzzz" aredi~~~~~~

imagen tat if K receive a sms frm "D"..... saying tat she(D) luv him~~
then this K sure happy like heLL~~ but afterward~~~sure #$%^&*
dun how is the enDing already~~~
war begin~~~~ after he realize he kena con~~~~
muahAhahaha~~~

beSok satuRday~~~ muahAhahA~~

halF day for thiS weekend saturday~~~

gagaga~~~ happy happy~~~ ^^

there is 1 thinG i very "pening" & worry bout working saturday~~~
noe wat is tat~~~??
i hav to choOse wat to weAr~~~

wtf~~~~!!??
sound like a bit "nah piat"~~~rigHt~~!!??
but i wear uniform everyday 1..
sudden ask me open the almari to choOse wat to wear wor~~
zzzz~~~ really zzzz......

i begitu "besar" sampai ni tak pernah open the almari n stand there to think wat to wear 1...
even go ouT wif garls arr.. i also nv do so...
#$%^&*
but.... now adalah pergi kerja ler...
bukan keluar yamcha oR main-main....
hav to think man...

wear england JC~~~??
the office is too cold lar..
JC so nipis...

wear t-shirt~~!!??
tak ada coLLar ler.... macam tak sesuai ni...

wear collar t-shirt~~!!??
aiks~~~this 1 i wear on 2 weeks ago.....
tat 1 wear a months ago.....
thiS color too sharp.....


pants's turn~~~~~~

wear slack~~!!??
gila karr~~!!??
hari sabtu lar~~~


wear jeans~~!!??
aiks.. duno y.. after working i dun like jeans...
so... sembit~~~~not so comfortable.....
toO tie lar........
some "parts" of my body rasa tak "sedap"~~~~ =p




"haihz~~~~fAN~~~~troublesome~~~~impatient~~~~~~~"
"apa i wants to wear tomolo morning~~~~~~!!!!"

"ccb~~~mch~~~~ $%^&*$%^*&^%$#~~~~really gay~~~"
"besok punya hAL~~besok only think lar..."

"ok... deal~~~~"
"but~~~if i wake up then only choOse i might be late 1 wor~~~~"

zzzZZZzZzzzz~~~
siAm lar u~~~
#$%^&*$%^&



(thiS is stupId hAM~~ aiks~~~~after makAN n nothing to do~~is like tat 1 lar...pergi "update my bloG lor) ><

Mr. pilOt boOtak mOmO kin is coming back wor~~

tat is wat i hear frm foke tao last nigHt lar..
n i hear tat hann they all goIng to korea toO..
so this Mr. pilot botak momo kin sure very boring liao...
i think i'll off my handphone...
let him die (becoz too bored).........

wat a goOd idea...
gagaga....

i sudah scheduled dinner wif QS kaki hari ni lar....
kesian lar u....
poOr botak...
balik dLm masa yg tak "ngam".......

gagagaga....

tipu gAji~~~

this few days i really like tipu'ing gAji~~~
but~~~i wont pai sei now~~~~(early join , i paisei lar)
really nothing to do now ler...

but~~~ i'll be busy very soON~~~

tat time is my company tipu my gAJi (this wat my "tai ka jie Tina" say....)
OT punya gaji tak cukup makan my mcD also~~
but who cares... =p

learn learn learn........
improve & improve........
when the time is coming~~~~



then~~~~~i go sell "tau fu fa"~~~

(muahahaha~~~ u can't predict wat am i thinking 1.... i am siAL 1....)



tau fu fa~~~~~ tau jiong shui~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!

chicken bEsar "bawa" smaLL chicks~~~

lolz...
i ask my colleague (which join my comp. later than me) teach the latest colleagues doing the fax thing this morning... (hAM really like to order ppL) =p

ISO company very mafan 1....
1st u need to find the regiser ref. no n record it... (to the log book)
then , u hav to record down wat u gonna fax to fax.. the purpose....
afterward.. u gonna #$%^&*$%^*......
a lots proceduces......

muahaha , so funny...

they all looks like.......

macam ayam ibu bawa ayam anak lari sini sana~~~
imagine tat o not~~~!!

gagagagaga~~~

i'm deVIL~~~
muahahaha~~~

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Thursday, December 21, 2006

teaching~~boring~~~

taeching "junior" rednet(in-house software)~~~


zzzZZzZzzzzz~~~~


tak ada moOD~~~

n tat liOn keep asking me post something in my blOG~~~
zzz~~~
i think he is too free...
but y he alwys saying tat he busy til wanna resign~~~??
weird.....
i memang tak faham....
may i too "young"...
when i "grow up" i'll understand soON....


p/s: pipe is the mOst keng fella i noe... i giv him resign letter , he teRus submIt the letter to his boSS 1 hari after tat...

coOL.... piPe memang piPe~~~kEnG~~~~ pipe 4rever~~~~~~!!!!!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

work for 2 months becomz senior~~~ zzzzz

turn over sangat cepat ni...
5 or 6 staffs transfre'ing to site soOn...
now i sudden becomz "senior" for those "fresh grad" new staffs....
wtf..... i hav to teaching ppl for the in-house software now...
deng... apA lar ni~~~
i also not so familiar wif it wat....
zZzZZzzzz~~~~

y gamud* punya org semUa diam diam n sit on their own seats...
nv move for 10+ yrs...
haihz.....
dif culture....
sini i only saw the GM + the assistant GM stay for 10+ yrs...
opss i miss the senior secretary...
she work in this company be4 i born...
keng man......
tat's all.....
others run punya sudah run...
mati pun sudah mati....
hahaha.. (tak ada org mati lar)=p

IJ* really Ikut Jalan Mati lor~~~
muahahaha~~~~

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

foke tao~~~ is foOK~~~ not fokE lar... =p

thanks to foKE tao~~~~
i feEL better now..

thanks for liSten me blame here blAMe there..
too stress lar..
kalau i tak rElease my presure..
i scare nanti ada org "mati"...

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hahaha... thanks ya... n muakzzzzzzzzz...
gagagaga...(yaya , i am farker gay~~~lolz~~~)

^^

boRing~~filing~~

ISO company need dO lots filing worKs~~
keeP n store the rEcord woR~~~
nv mind~~ i can review the drWngs~~
i can review the costing....make myself "more familiar" to the pricing...

when i feel bored n start blame'ing my jobS~~
i'll remind myself....to re-call a story in my mind...
n i think it works... i'll feEL better afterwards.......


砌墙工人的命运

三个工人在砌一堵墙。
有人过来问:“你们在干什么?”
第一个人没好气地说:“没看见吗?砌墙。”

第二个人抬头笑了笑:“我们在盖一幅高楼。”
第三个人边干边哼着歌曲,他的笑容很灿烂开心:“我们正在建设一个新城市。”


10年后,
第一个人在另一个工地上砌墙;
第二个人坐在办公室中画图纸,他成了工程师;
第三个人呢,是前两个人的老板。


书外人语:你手头的小工作其实正是大事业的开始,能否意识到这一点意味着你能否做成一项大事业。


The fate of the walls of people's homes workers
(story of bricklayers lar~~~) ><
Three workers in the characters of a wall.
It was over asked : " wat are you doing? "
first person said : "u tAK namPak kar~~ ? The walls of people's homes. ”

The second rise smiled :"we r build'ing a high-rise. "
Third person doing while humming the tune of songs, his brilliant smile very happy : "We are build'ing a new city lar..... "


TeN years later,
another site on the walls of people's homes in the first person;
The second person sitting in the Office of "paintings" drawings, he became an engineer.
The third individual~~~~~he was the two former boss........

fOR u : a small phrase book outsiders is actually a great cause, This means that you can create awareness of a great cause.



get it~~!!!??
so.. when u start blame'ing~~~
plS~~~ remind urself bout thIs story~~
n the most imPortant is~~ REMEMBER ME~~~~!!!

^^

found thIs in my D drive~~~"saved" n forgoten~~~

moOd tak cantik~~ tapI laugh like hELL after read tHis~~ cooL~~~

hahaha~~~ ^ ^

厲害.....拍拍手

無奈

真奇怪

總不明白

人長的不矮

外貌也是頂帥

但只要女生一來

舌頭就會自動爬帶

可能因為我腦筋太呆
還是天生應對能力太菜

活了三十幾年總是沒人愛
每每聯誼亂槍打鳥總是失敗
某日上網漫遊遇到一個小女孩
聊天打屁樣樣都來暢談非常愉快
她說她長髮披肩貌似桃花風華絕代
還說她昨天剛分手現在家裡沒有人在
我很酷的敲著鍵盤說我不想欠下感情債
她輕描淡寫告訴我一夜情後從此不相往來
同學們個個誇讚我深情浪漫是情場上的天才
我倒覺得我三生不幸身旁圍繞的儘是這種同儕
最後決定騎著機車壓壓馬路逛逛台北基隆那一帶
事不疑遲迅速著裝出發來到約定地點心中有點期待
看到街角有位勁裝美女婀娜多姿蓮步輕移朝我走過來
我外表裝酷其實全身暗爽心中強自鎮定看著美女說聲嗨
誰知美女看看手錶輕皺柳眉頭也不回朝著火車站加速離開
心中正感非常奇怪轉頭看到有個女生站在身旁看起來有點矮
皮膚黝黑髮泛油光臉長豆花體態臃腫估計她體重超過了有一百
見她伸出右手輕揮示意告訴我她就是網路上長髮披肩的風華絕代
二話不說我全力施展移形換影希望能儘快逃離眼前無比巨大的障礙
奈何天意使然四周的擁擠人潮無巧不巧將我跟她緊緊撞和在一塊
心中有著千般不願萬個無奈不停禱告這只是老天開玩笑的安排
不幸被她認出了我的帥讓我只得哭著承認我就是她的那條柴
她說我就像想像中那麼帥還問她是否跟她講的一樣還不賴
台北郊區的死寂夜色正如我現在心情充滿了無盡的悲哀
那隻該死的恐龍還不知死活的給我在後座不停的亂掰
滔滔不絕說她之前會被甩是因為男朋友嫌她太可愛
我偷偷決定悄悄騎到陽明山把她宰了隨便埋一埋
出乎意料她掩嘴輕笑跟我說她從來沒有在野外
我臉色蒼白不曉得要怎麼才能逃離這個災害
經過長久天人交戰深思熟慮決定來個賭賽
把心一緊龍頭一橫將車子往山壁上一摔
只見飛龍在天看的我心中是一陣喝彩
可車子剩個輪胎讓我非常的不愉快
她非常抱歉醫藥費讓我大大破財
但坐計程車還跟我要了五百塊
回家之後我馬上燒香加拜拜
感謝老祖宗讓我活著回來
隔天我哭啼的像個小孩
同學說我遇到大水怪
傳說很快的就散開
我變笑柄加阿呆
失敗中的失敗
現在人負債
嗚呼哀哉
車子壞
活該

wat's wrong wif U~~!!??

soM 1 asking me tat wat's wrong wif me this few days~~~??

i also duno wat's going wif me now...
dlm office macam muka hitam hitam sahaja...
n alwys blame somthing / some1 in my blog....
mayb becoz of sick lar...feel not well kua....

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moOdy then c everything also like .........like nAK cari gaduh~~~

haihz...... go watch stephen chOw's movie n cheer myself 1st~~~
lolz~~~~ =p

muahahahaa~~~i can onLine wiF my ID~~~

yes~~~~!!!
finally ~~~

muahaha , i no need use others ppl's ID to log in now~~~
i can on9 n ebuddy wif mY owN id~~~~
gagagaga~~
i no ned save my works in my poOr pendrive theN copy n paste bacK to the syStem network anyMore~~~~
muahahahahaha~~~

thanks to stephenie~~~~ ^^
even there stil got som smALL probl that i cant lOg in my company maIL wf the welcome page.. but it doesnt matter for me... (i set "out" that page aedi~~~)
as long as i can on9 wiF my own ID~~~
others problem onlY the smALL probl...
gagaga....

Monday, December 18, 2006

@#$%&^*

#$%^&*($%&


你一日系屎忽鬼,你成世都系屎忽鬼~~~~~~~
咁耐以o黎~~杀人放火~~打劫~强姦~非禮~~~未有一鑊做到o既!~~~~
得把口~~

扑你个街~~~

硬系要偶骂出来~~~~
有时真系有的甘o既人~~~
真系屎忽鬼过屎忽鬼~~~~~

Sunday, December 17, 2006

3-1-7 member's gathering~~

8.30pm~~~
almsot all the farker com to PJ for gathering~~~~ except seong wai~~~
poOr fella.. so lonely in dubai~~~
lolz...
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ann , keong , fatty wai, big head, khong haw, farker weng, SK Ho, me + yee & pinky & pei Ling~~~

"island againz...... " shout by yee....

haihz... semua tempat pun full ler.. cinchai lar...
those farker wanna go back klang early mar....
pei Ling also need to work..

wat a childish gang here...
play uNo~some more duno the rulez...
agagagaga...
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Saturday, December 16, 2006

ah hAM 讲野你要听~~~
虽然 i alwyz 吹水同讲废话~~~
但系间中都要些少道理的~~~~~

今日... 本 hAM 少想跟大家讲个故仔~~~~
猫同狗既故仔.......

一只猫仔同只狗打架~~ 你会同情边个~~~!!???

问心那句啊~~唔好同偶讲你会同情只狗啊~~~
假如你真的系同情只狗~~
偶真系服左你咯~~因为尊驾并唔系甘正常咯~~~
(以上纯属个人意见,并无心攻击任何人,如有得罪,多多包含。。。。)

返回正题~~
通常人呢系会同情只猫既~~~
点解呢~~~!!??
因为~~人呢~~~都系有同情心既(偶相信啦~~人之初,性本善)~~~

但系其实凡事都有两面既~~
你点知唔系只猫犯贱~~~!!???
只狗好地地甘睡觉~~~只死衰猫走去爪只狗~~~~ zzzZzzZZzzz
只狗更系“佛都有火喇”~~~
deng~~~~你老昧~~~
林北好地地甘睡觉,你走埋黎爪林北~~~
仲唔系捞架打~~~!!??

所以话~~~有时做人真系难~~~~
偶又点知个实情系点既呢~~~!!??

基本上,偶都唔知自己讲乜~~~
一句到尾~~你睇到既未必是你想象甘既~~~

#$%^&*(#$%^&*


(以上文章纯属个人发泄~~~并唔系讲紧乜水~~~兼并无想攻击边个~~~看过笑了就好~~)

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happY b'day to mAY~~~~

may = mei~~~!!??

same lar..
hahaha....
makan makan.. pergi makan...
88 makan dinner only lar~~~
then iSland cafe~~~

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"island againz~~~!!?? u guys no more place to go mer~~!!??" frm ah yee

=p

Friday, December 15, 2006

finALLy~~~250GB hard disc~~

zzZZZzzzzz...
since my "lopoh" "sick" coz cannot support(doct say she work hard for a long time)....
so i better get marry wif another "wife" to help me...
(sound like the 1st wife cannot "born" then i get another 1 for 传宗接代)

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specially movie.......
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muahaha , i damn kiapo~~~~ =p

khong hAw promise dEsign & "build" for my bLog~~~!!

nah nah nah~~~
u promise to set up the template for me 1 ar...
if u fong me fei kei AGAINZ~~
then i dun1 fren wif u anymore~~~(sound like kids~~)
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"zhong she qing you" punya farker~~~~~
when ada ah moi , sure forgot bout me~~~
"throw" me far far away 1.....
=p

pLS keep ur promise arr...
hahaha...
i think u cant make it in this saturday 1 lar..
lolz..
u so busy~~~ =p

eye test~~~company ada eye tEst~~

i tadi pergi check up for eyes...
3rd floors of my company ada "event" lar~~~
Optimax wor~~~
Laser vision correction~~~
i just check only lar...
since my colleagues invite me..
can curi ayam also~~~
^^

walau.. wat a nice figure...
both sides 375 degree lerr.....
muahahaha..

so balance....
tat's mean hAM nv 大小超 1.....

muahahaha...

p/s: my coffee sudah sejuk after i come back~~~ :'(
sejuk punya coffee really "hard" to drink...
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moOD cantiK~~ post aGainZ~~

my moOd damn goOd~~~
even i am boring for doing the sub-con list n filing~~
lolz~~~

i feel i luv myself more after i went bak frm liverpool~~~
duno y~~~
mayb becoz i experience somthing there~~
who cAres~~i dun1 think bout tat anymOre~~

keEP my moOD in goOD~~~
开心又要过,伤心也要过~~

开心高兴又一天~~~~~ ^^

stAFf meeTing~~ 9.00am 15.12.2006

9.00am 15.12.2006
stAFf meeTing~~

as above stated~~
ada meeting among all the conTract deparment staff this morninG~~

bla bla bla~~when the meeting going to end~~
Sudden boss ask me to give Speech~~
(actually is asking for those who goT quest onlY)

Zzz~~~~
siAL karr~~!!??
I mana tahu cakap apa~~??
Smile n silence oNly lar~~~
hahaha~~~
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finally meeting end at 10.20 am~~~
meetIng ending by laughing of the sTaffs~~~~~

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

1st comMent of my wRiting(bloG)~~~

muahahaha~~~
i on the comment part~~
non- blogger user also able to write me a comment~~~
but... plS~~~ dun simply scold me lar(if i DAK ZHUI u here)~~~
(aiks~~i think u guys punya comment need my approve 1) =p

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1st comment is come frm SAI~~~
muahahaha~~~ =p

nIce song frm youtube~~ muST Listlen~~~!!

OMG~~~~this 1 dAmn keng~~~
thanks to SAI who send this n share~~~
muahahaha~~
strongly recomment~~~!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ozHZXoq2cvE

changed template~~

previous template very "luan shui"~~~
tat is wat weng said...

8.26pm 14.12.2006

Ar winG says:
mei lan oh


Ar winG says:
so luan sui leh!!!!!!!!


Ar winG says:
ji*** ( no dirty word~~as u wish~~i go "MASAKE"~~the spelling right o not??)


(ahh_mun or hAM² @ PJ) ~!! says:
hahaha , i wanna ask Khong hao fix for me 1..
tat farker not free


Ar winG says:
really luan sui


Ar winG says:
make me no feel to watch lah


Ar winG says:
ti*


Ar winG says:
make it better lah


Ar winG says:
i juz saw the jibai baja hitam 2 ppl
(hey~~pls lar... wat baja hitam~~ ><)

~~~the end~~~~



lolz~~so change it lor...
actually i feel messy too~~ tat farker kh stil dun1 help me to "fix" it..
i duno how to set template lar.. ><

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

sAw cs at island cafe~~~~

cs= c-siong~~ (duno spelling correct o not)


last saturday night i went to island cafe(ss2) wif frens~~

"hAM~~~~~!!"

suddenly got ppl scream my nick~~
i tot which enermy wanna whack me~~ (hAM do lots of bad things~~~muahahah)
i straight away close my eye n angkat my tangan to defence myself~~ after 5 saat~~tak ada egg throw on me 1~~~!!??
then only i open my eye n c which farker screaming my name~~~
tat farker = c-siong~~~
muahahaha~~ OMG, whole table full of lui's.... (i think quite pretty~~coz i am looking for seats, so didnt c them "truely"~~~ =p )

haihz~~ duno where this farker tipu begitu ramai "liong ka fu lui" (良家妇女)...
haihz , duno siapa punya anak.. so kesian... kena buaya by cs~~~
sigh~~~~~
:'(

i saw them main-main tangan there man.. (maybe playing game lar~~)
buaya betul ni~~~~(sound like i jealous aredi~~~hahaha)
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9.45pm 13.12.2006

C s ² says: WAT BUAYA!!

C s ² says:
my face like buaya MEH!!


C s ² says:
ARGH!!


C s ² says:
sei yea~


C s ² says:
later makan u then u know
(nak makan i wor~~ tat 1 not buaya kar~~?? ><)

9.55pm 13.12.2006

C s ² says:
burn ur blog


C s ² says:
burn ur blog


*** i wont surrender to gengster 1~~~ (偶是不会向“恶势力”低头的~~~~~)
i still wanna post this even u burn my blog~~~
"justice" wont die (正义不死)~~~!!
muahahahahahaha~~~

cockle = 海扇~~~

yeah yeah~~~
偶无聊时在GOOGLE 的 SEARCH ENGINE 打了 cockle+中文~~~
结果~~~
发现偶的blog既然show 了出来~~~

^^

还有的是原来 hAM(cockle) 的中文翻译是海扇~~~~
哈哈哈~~偶的blog终于有中文名喽~~~

海扇世界~~!!???
(会不会有点38~~~!!?? 又海鲜阁~~又海扇世界~~哈哈哈~~)


不管~~这是偶的博客~~偶大完~~~!!
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submit tender~~~~ ^^

this after i pergi submit tender kat sungai wang~~~
submission of tat stupid Pavilion Kuala Lumpur punya service apartment lar~~~
(TMD~~rush for few weeks~~~)

aiks~~ we submit tender dengan 3 bangsa ler..

muahahaha~~ a india (my senior QS who jsut came back frm dubai~~seOng wai ganti him to dubai tat 1 lar~~~=p), a malay ( i tak tahu dia punya post... office boy~~!!?? no no no.. he is too old for tat... office man~~?? got such post 1 mer... ohh i got it.. he is Photostep MAnageR~~ Photostep drwgs 1~~~) n i(chinese)~~~~!!
muahahahaha~~~ so "bar bi"~~~lolz~~~ 3 bangsa pergi utk submit 1 tender~~~
sound like last time the malaysian go negotiate wif the england to get merdeka~~~
muahahaha~~~
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Tender submitted~~~!!!!!

Tender submitted…
n X’mas coming~~~

Haihz~~~
Wat am I doIng now~~!??
farking boring~~~!!

now i start thinking....
Imagine 'ing~~~~~~~


I wish I got 5 million~~~
If I goT 5 million…

I’ll burn 1 million infront of keap’s house~~~(wah, sure hav to ask fireman to pull out the fire if I use 1 million of satU ringgit~~~)

I’ll throw 1 million into the seA~~~ (wah, the sea looks red if I using 10 ringgit~~~reD sea~~coOL~~)

I’ll tukar another 1 million into 50 ringgit then roll them in 100 pieces per roll (20,000 rolls) n throw to ah foOk~~ let the money press on hIm … mati lar u~~~ muahahaha~~~

Wat will I do bout the remaining 2 million~~!!??
Aiks~~ some times too rich also very mafan~~~
Duno how to spend the monEY~~(sound like I really got 5 million)
Muahahahaha~~~
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Haihz…
Boring ~~~~
This me~~~ hAM~~~
When i nothing to dO~~ I am siAL 1~~~lolz~~~

Monday, December 11, 2006

sAi =sMALL~~~!!??

hahaha , duno put wat topic..
cincai lar.. this topic is easier to Attract ppl's attention~~~
lolz~~~~
(show my Appreaciate here ) =p


TQ to sAi for teaching me heal my "gf"(PC)~~~
now she full of mana n life~~~
able to function well n healthy~~~~

tq tq~~~ =p

软硬天师~~!!




你们识得他们是 乜 谁吗~~~!!??

“软硬天师”葛民辉 (阿葛) 和林海峰 (Jan),阔别十年,2006 年终于“重组”~~!!

十几年后的合作(听说),仍能擦出火花,实难可贵~~~!!!

他们的新专辑(tower record selling RM89.50~~~)早在几个月前就出了,但没时间好好地听,直到今天(终于有一天不用赶tender 赶到天昏地暗+ holidayz~~~)坐在自己的座位,看着电脑荧幕,莫名的兴奋,又听到他们熟悉的声音了,又有哪种“想当年。。。。”

老掉牙的回味着,有点感动到要哭的感觉 (一点都不夸张,真的~~!!)

听着他们的新歌80末出生的靓仔靓妹们也许已不会欣赏了,当 年 ah hAM 细细个过时,他们可是X时代的尚人,十几年前既~~《杀人fans广播道》,一时无人匹比,为流行乐坛翻新翻新一番,我可是到现在都还会唱喔~~~~

<<广播道软硬杀人事件>> *(tat time i was form 1 arr...? i also forgoten.. ) =p

我歌神疯魔几百万人呼风唤雨叱咤风云
领导乐坛要靠晒你地无左你地我地会死
疑幻疑真既英文字 abcdefg
你的名字叫做fans
fans fans 我地支持你~~~~~

>< 偶最中意都是这首 “encore" 同巴士阿叔的“拍膊头“~~~
怀旧新歌我地玩过
重遇眼泪有一箩
然后笑话亦都讲过
握手我地有握过
鸣谢感激各大呀哥
嘉宾遍座
台后赞助已数过 烟
花爆o左
连埋你好靓仔都听过
听到short
点解你仲缠住我
你系要 哎我 encore encore
喂我冇哂歌
安歌安歌哎到傻台下个个附和 冇歌唱又如何 ~~~~~ ^^

zuye = pipe = yong hui~~!!??

zuye = pipe = yong hui = chang ann & keong's course mate...

this farker really funny~~~
muahahaha~~~ saturday we went to TS doing stupid thing(+ wai lar)~~~~
gagaga... wat a nice experience...

farker old pipe, reisgn n come to PJ lar... resign letter also pass to u aredi..
just do some admendment then submit to ur boss...

as ur pet phrase (口头禅) .....
" i cant c any future in this company"
(偶在这间公司看不到未来~~)

classics (经典 man)

after u move to PJ~~ we all force chang ann resign n move to PJ too~~~

^^

holiday o work~~!!??

decision making now~~
go office settle som stupid sub-con stuf now~~!!??
o keep stay home enjoy'ing the "re-installation" of soft~~~!!??

T.T

format 7 times in a week...
really not so many ppl able to make it.. coz i dun1 delete my D drive punya barang lar...
tat is the only few pic n assignment copy i got...
the only few............

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yes~~~!! chelsea (超屎) draw~~~ ^^

chelsea (超屎) draw~~~
yessss~~~ good job arsenal~~~^^
actually i not supporting Arsenal~~
i just hate chelsea~~~~
pull him down man...

超屎~~~超屎~~~!!! ("super" "shit") read in mandarin o cantonese pls...

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7 times of format in a week~~~ zzzz T.T

format 7 times in a weEk~~~

finaLLY delete tAT farker b'door prog+virus~~!!

*(solution = 2 anti-virus soft. + 1more time of format~~)

T.T

i am farking tired for tat.....
install micr. office... micro. project.. drivers... autocaD.... kl-lite....bit-comet...njstar... flashget...n bla bla bla......


i'm really tired....
repeat "you" repeat~~~~

this "tone" really sarks~~~~!!!
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Saturday, December 09, 2006

紧急突发事件~~ unexpected incident~~~ (final)

"SHE"~~~

the "she" i mean is my lovely honey sweet heart PC~~~
she is my 2nd life...

OMG~~~ i lost all my pic~~~ those sweet n grieved memories in liverpool are gone~~~~
my cousin's wedding pic~~~
my assignment~~~
my movie (4GB) which havent watch~~~
my bla bla bla~~~~~

y~~~!!?? y x 1000000000000000000~~~~~ stupid PC~~~
now i beg every1 to send me back those pic..

" u got my pic o not~~!!?? can copy n burn 1 for me~~??"
"email also ok 1~~ pls~~ i owe u a dinner lar....."

sound like a beggar~~~i'm not a pengemis lar~~~~

T.T

poOr hAM~~~~

Friday, December 08, 2006

紧急突发事件~~ unexpected incident~~~ (part 2)

~~05.12.2006~~

bAD news~~~~~~ T.T

10.30 am~~ call frm doctor.....

"Mr. hAM..... Unfortunately~~~we only can save her life~~ She lost her memory since majority part of her brain was damaged~~~ we already try our best~~~~~~"


"whY~~~!!?? whY~~~!!?? y this happen to me~~!!?? OMG~~~!! "

" our conclusion is ~~she work hard for a long time... n tat caurse her to fall down... we r sorry bout tat..."


(你请节哀顺便吧~~!!) T.T


to be continue...........................

紧急突发事件~~ unexpected incident~~~ (part 1)

~~04.12.2006~~~

6.30 pm~~~ she get going feel pening...

7.30 pm~~~ she hang off unexpectly... in coma state...

8.00 pm~~~ masuk hospital...

8.00 - 8.30 pm~~ i was waiting in the emergency room for such a long period of time....
i saw the doctor explore her chest ...
he "connect" her organ with a lots of special apparatus...
how~~!!?? wat is going on~~!!?? i really worry bout her now~~~ T.T
I start praying for her healthy… oh god~~ pls~~~ I wish nothing bad would happen to her...

8.45pm~~~ finally, doctor come out frm the emergency room...
i wish to c the doctor but I am really afraid to hear any bad news from him...



“Mr. hAM...... she still in the "insecure" state... so far we r unable to awake her... so, we cant search out her brain wave for this moment..."

“NO~~~~!! pls... doctor... u must save her... she is everything for me~~~my only 1~~~"

"Clam down~~ steady~~~we will try our best even the chance is tiny~~ "
"u may go home 1st.. the patient need to be hospitalization.. we will contact u if there is any news...we r go off work soon too"


to be continue................................

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

SK Ho's pet phrase~~!!

SK Ho'spet phrase (口头禅) (or maybe call SK 1's, not SK II becoz he is the fake 1) ~~~
i believe tat..........
IF bla bla bla bla bla........
Then sure bla bla bla bla bla........

相信哦.....
只要哦..... 就一定...........................

deng~~~
zzzZzZzzzzzzz~~~~

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

OT~~~ alert~~~~!!!

@#$%&^*($%^&*

11pm stil OT'ing~~~

1 word to describe my feeling~~~ TIRED~~!!

tired...... but stil on9 when reach home....lolz.....

(waiting for hair dry lar.... deng~~~~~ ) >.<

OT'ing~~~

actually..... costing / evaluation / tender really a tough job man~~~~
it is specially for those who fully incharge for the tender costing 1...
ur tender amount too high compare wif others , u kena tiuz (tiao) coz cant get the job...
ur tender amount is too low than others , u kena tiuz (tiao) kao kao coz mayb rugi in such project...
aiyo , were got such ngam ngam 1..? T_T
haihz , no 1 der a good QS must familiar wif the costing stuf...
but , the whole building ler.. not just a part of the structure ler...
we so young , were got such enough experince to handle for whole building..
deng.. + the landscape stuf some more...
u tot we r those ahh BET(old biscuit) mer...
ccb.. mch.. $%^&*$%^&*

lucky i no need tough this kind of thing yet...
i think i gonna change to special list or site better lar..
costing really trouble..........
cost estimator punya life really cham... T_T

isi-isi of luv (100%爱情 wor)

10%执着+10%想念+10%吃醋+10%疑心+10%甜蜜+10%心疼+10%幸福+10%嫉妒+10%脸红+10%撒娇=100%爱情

free = boring = sleply = zzz ><

just as wat my title stated...
when u feel free in office n everybody seem like busy...
u will feel boring....
when u really boring n nothing to do....
u will feel sleply...
when u feel sleply.....
u will zzzZzZzzzz.. n ur head will start "fishing".....

* the conclusion is * free = boring = sleply = zzz

(all this feeling come together and stronger especially after lunch)

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Monday, December 04, 2006

ZZzZzzzz~~~~~

so sleply~~~~
saturday night we go hartamas punya " MEI SEK JIONG MUN YAN " ( Eric Deli paradise) restaurent to hav our dinner~~~
celebrate for big head ( tat farker sudden free aredi~~hehehe~~y arr~~!? y free 1~~!? ) sure kena ffk lar.... lol...

the waitress is frendy....
chitchat n invite us to go in when we lepak'ing around~~~
we go there to try the "set dinner"...
my next table, 2 couples - probably rich (expensive sunglass stuck on hair nited) with screaming babies, sigh~~~!
Looked the other way, an old couple ...
quietly enjoying their lunch ..probably felt irritated at my staring .. also rich looking.....
everyone looking rich just because I am in Hartamas area ANYWAYz ...
this is what I've ordered ....
with a couple of other stuffs and the total bill for 5 person came up to about RM125.00++..... Quite a reasonable amount ...
I would say..... But then again .. it is Hartamas!
(p/s: the is food is so-so only.. nothing to shout bout it.. duno y fatty wai say very very verydelicious~~~ dif ppl, dif view..... =.=")




then afterward we all yam cha n eat cake at setapak feeling til 2am~~~

wau.. tat singer not bad~~ quite sweet n pretty~~ aiks~~ wat's her name aredi arr~~~!!??
nv mind lah, we gonna go there againz this weekend~~ i think we will report there every weekend againz since we also long time nv go there aredi~~~ lolz......

after fetch ah yee go back to her condo.... i go yam cha wif 3 farkers in "double storey mamak" ( nasi kandar sedap at Sunway Mas)~~~ fark man~~ i wont do tat any more.. siao... "blow water" til morning~~~ farking tired.... n 1 more thing~~~ u will nv get bored if there is SK Ho stay wif u~~~lolz~~ tat farker can blow blow blow til the sun rise~~~ ccb~~~#$%^&*(%^&

then we all slep til 4/5pm on sunday~~~ zzzzzzz~~~~

dinNer time~~~~ sunday we enjoy our dinner at tat duno wat bak kut teh restaurent aredi... some were beside the 88 restaurent(Sunway Mas)~~~ the BAK kuT tEh is not bad... but tat farker pork weng alwy stear on tat garl who serv us~~ make her feel so pai sei~~ n hide inside the kicthen~~ OMG~~~ ( n he say this sunday we will hav our dinner there againz~~~)
zzzzz.... some times i really afraid when no garls stay wif us~~ coz they all looks like a wolfs~~nv ever jaga their image 1~~~ muahaha~~ i will kena scold after they read this~~~ =p

Saturday, December 02, 2006

saturday~~ tirED~~




tonight go were~~!!??

i remember there is a question wat tina alwys ask during the break time~~ WERE WERE WERE~~~!?? (remind me that chicken rice's Advertisement~~ wat to eat~~!? wat to eat~~!!?? muahahaha)

aiks~~ feEling ~~!!?/ setapak 1~~!!
oklar , since we long time nv go there already~~
i remember the last i go is the week be4 i went UK right~~!!??
but the question is ~~ who is goinG ouT~~~!!?
since tat farker cubic meter david beckham edison tai tao chen han he is not free tonight~~ so we wont celebrate his b'day for him anymore~~~




哪~~是你自己不争气的阿……今天的
庆祝取消了~~ ( 星爷说的~~~^^)

(to big head: u r the only 1 not free~~ tonight no more Celebration~~=p )




p/s: aiks~~~ duno SK Ho ada bawa org pergi feeling tak~~~
itu ahmoi dah balik karr~~!!? ><

Friday, December 01, 2006

steaDy~~~ "mau luT"

blurr~~~ i very easy to make mistake when i was busy~~ haihz... steady...
must change my attitude~~~ steady~~~~~~ =p

^ ^ "chee haw's liang lui colleague joEy" called me~~

muahaha , wat a BIG surpise~~~ chee haw's liang lui colleague joey (tat is wat i called her last time) called me just now~~ there is a story bout her "nick"..

hehehe , let me explane here..

story begin frm long long long time ago(actually just few weeks ago, but ppl teeling story sure hav to start wif this kind of stupid begining) =.="~~

when i was new in this company , i realize tat chee haw ( my ex groupmate in diploma) is work as 1 of my company's sub-con... n he told me tat he gonna take the tender documents + drawings on that week frm my colleague.. so , we might can hv a short break n chitchat a while.. then i sure ask him miss call me or sms me when he reach my company lar since tat time i was busy to measure my workS~~
but when tat time coming , he used his colleague's hp call me~~
he was came here wif his colleague ( a female~~err~~quite sweet person~~)...
he left after we chitchat a while n pass the documents to him....
holly shit~~i tot tat was his new hp number~~
after he left , i go sms him tat "wah.. u goOd lar.. good liang lui colleague teman u alwyz.. deng.. tell her tat i say she is pretty.. lolz.. =p"

aiks~~ who noes~~!!?? tat number is his colleague 1~~?? (afterward i question him , n he reply me tat he forgot top up~~so no creadit to call me~~ so use his colleague's hp)

after few mins she reply me back afterward " thank you, i am chee haw's liang lui colleague joey. n this is my hp number" ( almost same like this lar.. i also forgot the msg aredi since i delete it accidentally.. ) OMG~~~ if there is a lubang~~i sure hide inside~~~ but thank god~ i did write dirty words inside tat sms~~lolz~~ =.="

ok end of story~~~


aiks~~ moOd becom better~~
opsss~~~ i also forgot how to handle garls now(i think i nv noe how to handle since i alwy join guys)~~ pai sei man~~~
lucky she got topic~~ if not we both sure Silent only~~ =p
should find som1 to practice my comunication skill noW~~~
swt~~~~ =.="



=p

14:52 (2.52pm) free~~~~

aiks~~ since i finish fax n send out all the quotation~~
i am free againz~~~ muahahaha~~i think i becom very lazy now~~
duno y~~~ mayb i am stil new for this company..
mayb the ppl here too "talent"~~~ hahaha~~~
3:00 pm now... i enjoy my tea frm aunt tea lady~~~~
but too bad , today no pisang goreng~~
muahahaha~~~
friday~~ ^^
today is friday~~~
tommorrow is saturday~~~
muahahahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

cockle's world = hAM's world = "海鲜阁"~~!!??

吖~~cockle's woRld 的中文翻译是什么~~~!??螺世界 ~~!!? 哈哈哈~~好烂咧~~ ><还是别翻译了~~ 就叫 "海鲜阁"吧~~!!偶喜欢就好~~

fRiday~~~muahahaha

is friday~~muahahaha... 1st of dec~~~wuahahahah~~~ besok is saturday~~~ gagaga~~~ 1st saturday of the month = no need work~~~ muahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~ moOd damn gooD~~~ ><

busy~~~

I am not lazy to log in the bloG~~
But just too busy~~~~
Holly shit~~ this few dayz busy like hell …
Blog wasn’t a diary right..?? so it is not necessary to update every day…hAM’s rulez~~~ lolz~~~ ^ ^