Showing posts with label hAM's rulez~~~. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hAM's rulez~~~. Show all posts

Friday, October 09, 2009

earthquake~ different of treatment~~

I stil remember.... 1 yr ago…… I had called my mum to donate some money for the Earthquake in China when I read the news from the internet (I’m working in oversea)…

I think... as a ‘chinese’… we should show some care needs to our race… mana tahu my mum really listened to my advice… n she go tolong organize a charity dinner in our village sommore…. OMG~~ my mum…. Really……. I hav nothing to say… =p

it was published on sin-chew newspaper…. The total donation was RM10,720… within one night… hmmm… it can be considered as a very nice result for a kampong aredi…. good job~~ proud of u~~!!!

But this time… our ‘neighbour’ country experienced an Eartquake… I hav to call my mum~~
"You should NEVER, EVER, TRY to donate a single cent to THEM.... DUN EVEN THINK ABOUT IT~~!!! "

I can be very kind.... n very cruel without pity …. it depends on whom I face…. this is me~~!!!



dang dang dang dang~~ m youngest sister cut it from sinchew newspaper, scanned it n email to me~~

Saturday, September 05, 2009

no sacrifice, no gain....

hey buddy~ STOP complaining & grumble lah~~!!!

I noe u wish to reach the sky in a single bound… but i tell u wat... tat is impossible 1… u hav to sacrifice in order to get ‘something’, no free lunch 1, no such thing….

unless u r farking farking lucky… or mayb ur parents ada manyak wang to let u to do ur own biz or u kena lottery… otherwise.. PLS~~!!! do something lah… dun just stay were u r + keep MARK TIME all the way.. wat the hell r u waiting for?? waiting for the gold drop from the sky??

all gains r made at some sacrifices… usually we say “no pain, no gain” (no sacrifice, no gain)… plan something n try to get the way to achieve it…

Sam Witwicky : 'No Sacrifice, No Victory" (Transfomers)

so.... dun just keep blaming lah.. buddy.... >.<

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

monEy is Only importanT when u donT hav anY~

♪♪♫ ♪♪♪

stop wasting my time
u noe wat I want
u noe wat I need…

or mayb you don't
do I have to come right flat out
& tell u everything?

gimme some Money… gimme some Money~~!!!

♪♪♫ ♪♪♪

Thursday, May 07, 2009

we're NOT Handsome !!!!

I'm not a handsome man, wasn't good-looking at all...

I’m not cute, I’m not funny, I'm not tall, I'm not strong enough, I'm not a talented, I'm not a well traveled man, I'm not a smart man, I'm not good in social skills & bla bla bla…..

I'm pretty sure tat most women get annoyed & start being mean when they r approached by an average unattractive guy (like me)...

all the gals suka say tat “they only look for personality”~~~

tat is not true~~~!!!
trust me~~~ for them(majority of them) look is mostly what matter...
well, gals r not stupid... if I let u choose, definitely they will pick the handsome one~!!!

its okay! coz humans' first impressions are usually based on looks…
(me also the same >.< )

then macam mana ni??
kami (unattractive guy) tak payah cari gf??
tak payah kahwin karr?
nak jadi monk???

:'(

=.='''

well, buddies..... dun wry…
even we r not handsome or good looking…. it's not like we r hopeless….
u can improve ur personality, confidence and ‘create’ ur own style… handsome is more bout ur appearance/looks, where as being sexy is more bout attitude, confidence & ur own distinctiveness….

so~~u might not handsome but u can be sexy…!!!


i think only "intelligent" gals r smart enough to realize tat its not all about looks !!!

=p

Monday, March 30, 2009

1st yr anniversary in middle east...

yes~~!!!
finally 1 yr aredi...
i sudah stay n work in this country for 1 yr....

u noe y i so happy?
coz i’m entitled to benefit the scheme right now..
i'm protect by the labour law..
i'm entitled to claim the gratuity even i tender resignation myself (just 7 dayz per yr)..
n if the employer nak goreng me, they hav to compensate me 21 dayz salary(per yr)...
if i serve until the visa end, which means 3 yrs.. i'm entitled to get 21 dayz * 3 yrs... which means farking lots money aredi... i can makan nasi lemak n chao kuai tiao for at least 1 yr (without working n any income)...

OH YA~~~
TODAY~~ my managing director issued another MEMO~~
the MEMo stated another 50 ppl will be GORENG @ end of this month~~!!
i tot 450 ppl sudah on the list??? y goreng so little???
btw, tomolo is end of the month.. duno i'll kena o not..
but most properly wont de lar, coz HQ sudah ada org kena (i'm in HQ now)..
i noe there is a HR admin kena aredi.. effective immediately...

sigh... i'm so boring wif my works now...
i 1der when is the date of return to my country now~~
@#$%^&*

u guys sure wanna ask me ''y dun u resign since u so boring n hate ur current works...??''

aiyo.. i stil owe my company 20k ler..for the accommodation advance..
n if i serve less than 2 yrs, i gonna compensate som company losses (eg : visa)...
if i resign, i ned to pay back the 20k + visa fees...
if they goreng me, i no ned to pay a single cents lar... =p
not worth lar... if i pergi sendiri goreng sendiri n compensate the company..
nanti i sure kena scold by my mum also... wasted the money... nak mati merrr??
lolz...


haihz.. sienz.. hope either they got a new project n send me to the site... or just goreng me lar.....

i'm so fed up sitting in office doing calculation.........

zZzZzzzz...

Thursday, February 26, 2009

i found something funny from my email n just to share with u all…

funny maths~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What are the differences between donkey and human~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

we all Donkeys~~~!!!!!

lolz~~~

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

money can’t buy happiness~~!!!???

r u sick of hearing tat money can’t buy happiness?

we used to say “money can’t buy happiness” - "money can buy material things, but real happiness must be truly earned”….

other than tat, it could be found in varying forms~~
“money can't buy everything, money can't buy frens, money can't buy love & etc”…..

well~~ “money can’t buy happiness” argument is tat many major international studies undertaken since duno how many centuries ago.. virtually everyone agree tat "money can’t buy happiness," but sometimes, it can~~~!!! but only if u noe the right way to spend it~~!!

there r few tips (from Mr. si-hAM) for using money to be happier~~

spend the money on others~~
one of the best ways to make urself happy is to make someone else happy~~
think bout ways u could spend the money tat would make a big difference to someone else~~~ whether is ur family, frens or bla bla bla~~~

examples:
  • pay a plane ticket for ur gf to Pulau Ledang;
  • call for a bird-Day party or dinner for ur family members;
  • buy som small gift or souvenir to ur frens or belanja them yamcha & etc….
  • donate som money to charities, it will make u feel happy toO…

all this just ned to spend ur little money~ n it might bring happiness to everybody~~
u may toughen bonds with ur family & frends n even make the world a happier place~~!!
=p



another tips to make u to be happier is make ur life lagi simple wif small amount of money~~

examples:
  • u just throw ur car n the money to the car wash shop n ask them to wash it…
  • throw money to the laundry to do the washing + ironing~~

u think how much u gonna spend on tat? Once per week…
8 ringgit? 10 ringgit?
fark it lar~~ drop also drop 9(kao) aredi~~
n u no ned to fed up wif spending ur weekend on wahsing ur car or clothes aredi~
u can spend ur time on doing somthing interesting~~~
u must try to improve by throwing the money at the problem~~~ to simplelize ur life~~!!!


do u think tat r we really c2pid enough to believe tat a plasma TV, living in bungalow or owe a sport car will make us happy~~!!??
since when was money good only for buying material belongings?
wat bout all the other things it’s good for?
surely they can factor in to how happy we are?

Says Loewenstein, "If u're a single male driving around in the Ferrari with nobody next to u, it's a glaring omission."~

I strongly agree wif tat statement~~
sometimes u must spend the money on somebody else.. to make others n urself happier… ….


well~~ I’m earning 5 digit salary par month...
even I hav great pay + fantastic job (looks like).. but, I’m not happy wif tat..
I stil feel farking boring + moody…
I pergi shopping alone n bla bla bla.. it wont make myself feel happier...
mayb @ tat moment i free happy awhile lar...but after tat it just make me feel lagi sunyi~~
sometimes I think I lagi suka spend the money on som1 else rather than myself…
now the majority of my money r spend on my debt, expenses, family, frens + foOds…
I think spend money on others experienced greater happiness than spend the money on myself… especially when i spending it on my family and best frens…((but ofcoz I won’t spend every single cents to others lar.. wat I mean is those extra money lar..)

n now.. i truly believe tat money can buy happiness, but only if u spend it on others, don’t u~~!!??


so, the conclusion is “can money buy happiness”~~!!??
well, it can help put the right conditions in place~~
it doesn’t means u can buy the happiness wif money~
but just it is easier to be happy if u hav money n noe the way to spend it~~
(tak ada wang, u sure mati 1 de =p)
whether u call tat buying happiness or not, the understanding is more important than the argument~~


so~ ladies n gentlemen~~ wat's the secret of happiness~~!!??


(hAM: I noe I noe~~!! I belanja u teh-ais, then u belanja me joyoga, abalone & shark fin ~~!! =p )

Friday, February 13, 2009

Happening in CNY – Part 3

Yo~
I went out wif IJM ex colleagues in 1 of the weekend night during this CNY~~
Tina, Stephanie, EC, Susan + Angie (I hope the spelling is correct)~~

We minum, makan, main @ Island cafe starting around 7pm~
I also duno wat is the topic we talk about aredi.. but we all the way ada topic lar…. I knew tat 1 lar… tat is impossible ada silent punya situation as long as sana ada EC + tina..
=p

Around 10 something… we switch to T.T.D.I punya pub….
I hv no idea wat is tat pub’s name aredi becoz I went to tat area few times only.. n I terus masuk tat pub as the ladies requested… (usually my gang dun like to drink 1.. so, I seldom clubbing toO… weird..)
=p

Well, I believe the gals r the 1 who start asking to play som game…
We play “COME MIN TOY”~~ wif the rulez…. winner hav to right to raise some question, n then the loser gotto tell the truth..

Wow~~ Susan really good in playing tat~~ her re-action damn fast lar…

1st round EC kena lar.. lolz…
I also forgotten wat’s the questions hav been asked to EC…
but I believe there r som tricky questions also lar… som kind of dream gals in IJM arr, r u stil virgin n etc lar....
lolz~~

2nd ppl kena 1 is me… ofcoz, I knew tat.. we r the only guys there..
Sure kena 1 lar…

hrmm.. I almost forgotten wat’s the question hav been asked…
But I remember only 1.. the question is som kind like “ wat’s ur expectation/goal to reach target in 5 years~

fark~ I speak damn lound.. “I wanna be a millionaire within 5 yrs..!!”

OMG~~ !!!
everybody looks shocks..
wat is the question aredi arr?
am i drunk?
wat ever lar...

hrmmm..... be a millionaire within 5 yrs...
it sounds like a mission impposible.. Even I keep continuously working in UAE.. With the 5-10% increment per yr + bonus also cannot achieve such goal ..
Unless I’m doing something else like investment on houses or share lar…
Wat else I can do?? build my own company?? Be a subby?
tat might increase the possibility to 50% to achieve such goal de... lolz~~

aiks… now only I noe I really dare to “Speak without using my brain” after drink som beer~~ lolz~~
I noe my limit de lar.. after 2 bottle I sudah abit high aredi 1..
So, normally I wont drink more than 3 bottles..

Ok, after happy hour.. we pergi yamcha around 12 something…. Dismiss around 3am...

well, after finish sending everybody back to their home.. Is around 4 aredi.. Lucky I been trained in UAE… I used to work for 12 hours per day then drive 100km to balik rumah… so.. 4am only mar… doesn’t mean anything to me aredi… 'sap sap sui' lar... lolz~~



the day after, i try to recall wat happen in tat night....
n I seriously think bout tat question againz…
to be a millionaire within 5 yrs really sounds like a mission impossible for me..

wait~~
how bout ~~ if I able to double up a figure 4 times within 5 yrs..

save 65 as capital @ 1st year…
(65k saving per yr.. can o not??? =.=’’’)


well the formula damn simple…..

65k (capital) x 2 = 130k (2nd yr)
130k x 2 = 260k (3rd yr)
260k x 2 = 520k (4th yr)
520k x 2 = 1.04 Million (5th yr)

Yeah~~ I can be a millionaire easily…..
lolz~~

It is a very simple mathematics..
But~~ who can successfully apply it into our life??

lolz~~

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Happening in CNY – Part 2

I went to sombody’s new house in this CNY..
a 2ndarly school punya classmate punya house…
it can be consider as house warming also lar...
Well.. all my schoolmate/classmate also richer than me 1..
Becoz I’m alwyz the poorest among them…
(all my 2ndary scholmate punya bapa sgt rich 1..)

=p

It is a semi bungalow (corner unit) in Kota Damansara~

OMG~~!!
This is so farking huge + luxuries~
This semi bungalow cost more than 2 million++ (I heard almost 3 million wor) to buy it + renovation…
It takes almost 1 yr to complete the renovation works….

Once I step into tat gate… Look at the landscape~~so beautiful~~ there is a water fountain~~!!!

ok~~ let's tep into the house 1st…
Fark man.. those lighting + furniture farking luxury~~
look tat the finishes applied in tat house....
U can noe tat they really spend a lot of money on tat..

wow~~ look at that door.. they using a high class 2 hours fire rated door..even just a bedroom door..
n tat ironmongery~~ did u c tat?
ppl usually use tat in external door 1… but they use it in common room door….

OMG~~ there is a KTV room~~
Farking big KTV room~~~
Y there is a 42 inches plasma TV~~ I tot there is a projector aredi…
wait…..!! tat 42 inches TV only use to choose the songs only…!!!
(U tak payah go to red box anymore lar.. tat system totally sama as the Red Box 1…)
Makalo~~ my home only using a 32 inches old TV only..
Ppl using a 42 inches plasma Sony TV to choose song…

@#$%^&*

Fark… starting from tat moment..
I noe wat I want aredi…
Finally……I hav a new target/aim/goal…!!!!
Tell u wat… I hav been LOST since I achieved my last goal (which is work in oversea n earning 5 digit salary per month)..

Fark~~!!!
I wan my family to stay into such unit~~!!!!
I will work hard to gain money starting from today~~~!!!!!!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

H=R/E

H=R/E
There is a book name H=R/E~~
someone came up with the mathematical formula of H= R/E

it can be read as "H is equal to R per E"

were
H=happiness;
R=reality &
E=expectations~~

Happiness is equal to Reality divided by Expectations~
therefore~ the happiness r contrary proportional to expectations~~
it means there r 2 ways in order to be happy~ either improve ur reality or lower ur expectations~~
Satisfied easily will make u feel more happy~

My mum alwyz try to tell me something when I was young~
(I alwyz try to fight for the best n wish to win alwyz, so.. I will feel down & moody easily when I cannot achieve something..)

She say “zhi zhu chang le”~~ (知足常乐)
According to my understanding…
It is som kind of ‘satisfied with ur current status, try to accept the reality as the way they r, dun expect too much~ it will make u feel more happy’~
=)

when u r dreaming or hoping~~ it means, u r expecting something to be happen~~
but most of the dreams r just meant to be crush~~
yes~ whether u like it or not, certain dreams r impossible to be achieved~~
especially those dreams tat u really~ really~really WANT~~!!!!
so~ lower down ur expextation n satisfied wif ur current status…
U’ll fell more happy~~



guess wat~!!??
along these few yrs~~ hAM’s rulez is H= M/E ~

where,
H=happiness;
M=Money &
E=expenses

Lolz~~ the more money I earn or the lower expenses I spend every month can determine hAM’s happiness of tat month…
Wat a poor pity life….
=.=’’’

But now I try to “think out of the box” aredi lar…
Dun alwyz thinking bout money..
Beside money, there r lots of things ned to be concerned in my life…
I ned to start enjoy my life toO…
Life is just too short~~

Tat’s y I create a To-Do-List in 2009…
I’ll try to achieve/accomplish the things in tat list…
In order to make myself more “loveable”~~

wish everyboDy a Happy Chinese New Year~~!!
Lolz~~

(last working day before CNY~~)
^.^

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

welcome 2009

well~~~
today is last day of yr 2008~~~

Time pass so fast~~!!

Hey..Im wondering..
I'm 25 years old and the days r running~~~!!
Im afraid that all of my life will pass so fast~~!!!
I mean I wake up 6:00 am, go to work ,come back at 6:00 pm, bath + dinner + rest a while.. and then the day is over... (sleep @ 10.30pm)
the time pass so fast and I dun 1 that my whole life will pass so fast like that~~~

I hav make a list...
I wish to accomplish these things in yr 2009.
I get the feeling that I can’t get these all done before the 2010, however.... I’ll try my best ~~!!


Things to do in yr 2009

1. Stop caring what other people think of me

2. Learn to be more patient

3. Be more organized

4. Be more social

5. Get a serious relationship

6. Fall in love (Fall deeply, helplessly and unconditionally, I really mean tat)

7. Write a love letter

8. Make more friends

9. Be debt free

10. Better update with fashion and entertainment

11. Learn to budget & have some sort of savings plan

12. Make a mind map on what am I going to do in 2009, write down my personal mission statement, follow it, and revise it from time to time (Dream-Plan-Achieve)

13. Master some skills (language i hope)

14. Avoid saying something dreadful (which i alwyz do)

15. Alwyz say something lovely (which i nv do)

16. Stop brooding about growing old

17. Learn to use a microphone and give a speech in public

18. Exercise regularly ( i really ned tat, i hav a big beer stomach now)

19. Eat more healthy food

20. Drink more water (at least 1.5 litre per day lar)

21. Dining @ Burj Al Arab (brunch also ok lar, dinner mayb too expensive and no body want to accompany me 1)

22. Write more (Complete 888 posts in my blog, now almost 500 posts)

23. Listen more

24. Read more than 10 books within a year (exclude novel & comic, I can easily read 2-3 novel per day)

25. Love more

26. Go to HK, Taiwan, Japan, Vegas or New York (either 1)

27. Go to a concert

28. SMS my frens often

29. Take my mom to oversea

30. Attend my best friend's wedding (i'll fly back~~!!!)

31. Learn to deal with idiots in big companies

32. Learn how to ask for a raise – and DO it~~!!

33. Learn how to complain effectively -- and DO it~~!!

34. Improved on my basketball & futsal skills

35. Get phone number from a stranger… coz she is cute or pretty

36. Ask someone only just met to go on a date =p

37. Laugh until I cry

38. Go up in a hot-air balloon

39. Learn to dance (ballroom dance & hip hop –properly)

40. Try to make a miracle happen

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

tender resignation~~

hAM
[ Address ]
[ Tel # ]
3rd September 2007


Mr. ABC
General Manager (Contracts)
[ Company Address ]



Dear Mr. ABC:

The purpose of this letter is to inform you of my resignation from my current position as Contracts Executive with XXXXX. Please accept this letter as formal notification that I am leaving my position with XXXXX on 3rd of September 2007. My last day of work will be Tuesday, 2nd of October 2007.

I would like to take this opportunity to express my sincere appreciation to you as my supervisor, as well as many friends and colleagues here at XXXXX. It has been a great pleasure to work with you all, and I have also learned a great deal about tendering jobs. I am certain that the skills I have acquired here will be of great value to my future career.

I wish you and XXXXX continued success in all your endeavors. And please let me know if I can be of assistance in any way to help with a smooth transition.



Sincerely,


hAM
Contracts Executive




C.C : HR Department



~~~~~~~the end~~~~~~~~

wau~~ this letter sudah save in my blog for few months jor~~
i draft it @ feb~~
tat time i tot wanna giv this as a sample to pipe 1~~
n now~~ i used it~~
=p

finaly~

i updated my blog~~
hrmm~~ almost 2 weeks nv update my blog~~
2 weeks ago i went to seremban-tampin 2 dayz for site visit~~
becoz of farking tired after the site visit + got new tender~~
so no time to update my blog~~

n last week i went to s'pore(vacation or clear leave lar)~~
n then i get an offer there~~~
so~ i submit the letter to HR n my boSS on mondayz(boss is tuesday coz he on leave)~~
weLL~~
i'm going to s'pore soON~~
the offer there is so so only lar..
it's a QS consultant company~~
3 months probation period + 5 dayz work + 2 times adjustment per annual~~
so~~ i just hav a try there lar~~

i think the Director loOKs frendy but abit "snakely"~~~
but overall the image is not bad lar~~

i neD money to survive lar~~
farking c2pid study loan lar~~
damn it~~
earn the Sing dolar for at least 2 yrs~~
to settle my loan~~
then only re-consider bout my future~~



zzZzZzzz~~
money really "everything" now( for me)~~
haihz~~ sigh~~~

i'll miss u guys~~~
QS kaki~~3-1-7 members~~haliens~~all my colleagues~~

Sunday, May 20, 2007

2+2 = 22

i got 2 points~~
n u got 2 too~~~

add up toGeter equal to 22~~~~~

lolz~~~
wat kind of calculation is this~~!!!??
u sure ur calculation tak ada masalah~~~!!??



btw~~ i like the way u do the calculation~~
2+2 = 22~~
muahahahaha~~~

Sunday, April 22, 2007

女人三十~~~

一直都很想写一篇关于女人三十的文章。。。
可是总提不起兴来~~~

之前曾写过篇 给二十五岁后的男女 "忠告" 的 随手文章~~
是英文版的~~
偶这次想来个中文的~~~
(偶的中文应该好过英文~~华文应该更能表达偶的看法吧~~~)




女人三十~~~

女人阿~~~
这就像是花一样美的名字~~~
但一过了花季的时期 (30~~??)~~~~
心理嘛~~~难免有点down~~~


相信几个女人在一起时。。。
难免会谈论到象这样的话题~~~

“咳,女人人过30天,天过午了。”
“都说男人三十一枝花,女人三十豆腐渣~~~你瞧,我都有鱼尾纹了~~~”
“三十多岁了,好时候都过去了。”

谈到这里~~~女人堆们都沉默了~~~
然后~应该有个比较乐观的大声的说~~
“咱们才30而已~~人生的开始~~生活充满希望”之类的~~

然后其他的女人会高兴、识趣的符合~~
“对~对~对~~!!人生充满希望~~ ”
然后拉开话题~~
又吵吵闹闹的谈那儿有大减价~~那儿有好吃的~~~

问题解决了吗~~!!??
答案是 ~~没~~

她们像鸵鸟似的逃避着这话题~~(逃避着现实~~!!??)


“男人三十一枝花,女人三十豆腐渣“都很 hurt 料~~~

最近还来一个更狠(恨?) 的~~

“日曆再長也只有31天吧~~~!!”
(剧场需要~~那老媽还得氣定神閑的說:“那就是說再也沒有後路了~~~” 然後再去撕下一紙月歷~~)

哇~~~靠~~~~
编导是女的吗~~!!??
真的一针见血啊~~~~
女人何苦为难女人啊~~!!??


三十女人哀哀怨怨加凄凄惨惨又切切: 有什么办法呢?
到了这个年纪,女人就是豆腐渣——没人要的豆腐渣啊~~!!
任人踩、任人丢~~~

她们刚刚战胜了困扰多年的青春痘~~
现在又突然遭遇到了皱纹的侵袭~~
这些若有若无的皱纹不仅开始侵占她们的面容~~
也就在慢慢地侵蚀她们的心~~
这个漫长而微妙的过程~~~
就像是白昼和黑夜的交替~~
你身临其中却难 以觉察~~~
无情的岁月不经意间就剥蚀了她们少女时代炫目的青春光彩~~
女人都是在三十岁的时才猛然感决到生命衰老的速度是多么的可怕~~~


就像之前转文中所说的~~

“25歲以前,一切都是美好圓滿,那皮膚是吹彈可破的,那胸是尖挺高傲的,25歲過後,一切都要慢慢敗壞衰退,巔峰過了,自然就走下坡去,正是到荼蘼花事了。

28歲後的男人女人好像是注定要被忽略的一個族群,永遠的高不成低不就,青春籌碼輸給了歲月,成熟本錢還要等待添加,定位尷尬一如用雞肉做餡的燒賣-不是不好,但總是缺了些味兒。”


这~~~就是三十岁的女人~~
她们~~~永远无法阻止时间的流逝和年华的老去~~~~
又如人饮水~~~~冷暖自知~~~~



偶最近认识了几个大约三十岁的女人~~~

其实啊~~~


三十岁的女人是最美丽的女人:
是青春少女与半老徐娘的交接点,她们丰韵正旺、活力充沛、善解人意又大方得体。那特有的生理上和心理上几乎无暇般的成熟与沉 稳,是任何年龄段的女人所无法媲美的,就是用上"望尘莫及"也不为过之。她们有魄力也有能力,把自己的庄重与美丽充分地渲染并完美地展示出来。 因此,三十岁的女人,是最值得欣赏的。

三十岁的女人是半新半旧的人儿:
说旧就旧了,说新依然是新。像一朵美丽的花朵刚刚开到最最成熟 的时光,是最最美妙最最风情,也是最最善于利用自己优势的时候。这时候,少女的矜持渐行渐远,少妇的风韵却更行更生;少女的任性已被现实磨砺得消蚀了色 彩,善解人意的风情已悄悄地沉淀为某种千锤百炼的优雅,成为少妇处理、斡旋各种人际关系的无形资产。没有少女的清纯却有少妇的妩媚,没有少女的水灵灵可伶 可俐,却渗透少妇的成熟欲滴和妖娆。

三十岁的女人是最难以沟通的女人:
她们有了经历,懂得风情世故,什么样的阳光灿烂、风霜雨雪都 见识过,所以,不管是办公室里的白领,还是大街上的过客,可不能用欣享其他年龄段女人常用的那种眼光,去肆无忌惮地盯着她们,冷不防,就会惹来一个回敬的 白眼:“看什么看!没见过女人吗?!!没教养.”所以,对三十岁的女人,你别抱太多的幻想。

三 十岁的女人是最让人怜惜的女人:
常常会无缘无故地伤感,莫名其妙地惶恐,因为,她们明白:自己不再是青春少女,岁月在急速流失、美丽在无情销蚀、线条在缓 缓直化、生活在重复单调。无忧无虑、充满幻想和天真的年少时代,是那样的遥远和陌生。而此刻所拥有的一切,与曾经的理想和期望,差距是那么地大。据说,这 就是三十多女人爱哭的根本原由。

三十多岁的女性具有成熟的魅力:
丰富的生活经验,有分寸地待人处世,对男性有特别的吸引力。走过三十岁后的女人,不管是在现实中还是在网络中,都可能经历过了爱情的喜、乐,悲、哀,也终于明白有很多的事情是必须要去接受与面对的。她们会成熟的对待和处理很多人与事~~

三十岁的女人是最渴望爱的女人:
或许恋爱真的很容易,但对于一个三十岁的女人确是很难,除非是那种游戏恋爱,但对于三十岁的女人,她们要追求的是一份真爱,她们不会把时间花在游戏上。在步入了三十岁以后,她们的爱情已不再单纯,她们没有了义无反顾的勇气,也没有了全心付出的奉献,因为在她们这个年龄爱情来了,可背后托负的更多的可 能是一份责任,而爱情对于她们来说,可能是婚姻短暂的前奏。“恋爱”?谁不想呢?走过三十岁后的女人,不管在思想还是在心理,已开始步入成熟,在爱情上, 她们是真心的在付出。可对于一个三十岁的女人来说,恋爱意味着婚姻,而婚姻意味着是她的归宿,一个心灵归宿,所以爱情会是她们一个严肃的话题。

三十岁的女人是最值得去爱的女人:
她们对情感有着独特的悟性,无须繁琐的甜言蜜语,不在乎几多海誓山盟,一个会心的眼神,一句关切的问候,一次无意的相助,甚至一场奇巧的偶遇,都能引起她们的流连、感动、敬仰和爱慕。其实,三十岁的女人真的很可爱。

(部分文摘引用自 http://xuanmeng888.bokee.com/tb.b?diaryId=13906761)


这个世界真的变幻莫测~~
前面还要面对多少的无可奈何~~~
三十岁的女人~~~~
今后还有更长的路要走~~

说穿了~~
三十岁是一道坎,过得去过不去都是一种严峻考验~~~
可是轻松一点说,走得过去便是一个人生~~!!!

因为三十而立,所以,三十也只是开始。
正如新生一般~~~


所以,女人三十岁照样可以“花样年华”~~
“女人三十而立”~~
并不是一定要求女人在三十岁的时候达到怎么样的社会地位~~
拥有什么样的财富~~而是一种生活态度~~
女人走进三十岁~~代表着青涩岁月的结束~~~
在经过爱情、事业、家庭等方面的厉炼之后~~~
她们拥有的是更加成熟的心和更加妩媚动人的身姿~~~
用她们妖娆多姿的姿态展现着这个阶段的与众不同~~~

三十岁的女人~~
在这个年龄~~~请多给自己一份自信~~~
让岁月留下的伤痛化为前进的力量~~~
不要让任何人~~~任何事牵绊着自己的心情~~~~
给自己多一份快乐。


因此~~~
三十岁的女人要有更多的目标~~
有更高的追求~~
活的有品位~~
爱的更有深度~~!

因为三十岁以后的女人是钻石女人~~!!!

是最美丽的女人~~~!!!



Thursday, April 19, 2007

Finger of Death~~~


Lion, the Demon Witch







& his skill- Finger of Death (F)



Instantly rips at a target, attempting to turn it inside-out. Deals massive damage.
Level 1 - Deals 500 damage.
Level 2 - Deals 650 damage.
Level 3 - Deals 850 damage.


Mana Cost: 200 / 420 / 650
Cooldown: 150 / 90 / 55

Comment: This skill is often used as a finisher. The damage will even be lower if they have Aegis and especially on Anti-Mage. Be sure to estimate the hp of the hero before using this skill. Late game it will not be that effective anymore so start hunting at level 6 because this skill is best used at early to mid game.







kid & his ultimate's skill~~~~~ finger of death~~~~

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

谈~~同居~~~~




偶记得曾经看过酱的文章~~

"同居是提前消费的信用卡"


记得文摘中说到 ~~~
"同居, 从某种意义上说,很类似于一张信用卡,
属于婚姻的提前消费,同居也和信用卡一样,
是现代青年男女这个族群的一种生活方式~~~"


咱们在这谈谈同居的 Pro(s) & Co n(s) 吧~~

同居的好处

1)同居是种“婚前测试”,让男女们一边自由地享受爱情,
一边无拘无束地生活在无枷锁的生活状态下~~

2)同居是一种节省 生活费的不错方法~~
尤其是经济能力方面不是酱充足的伴侣~~
也可以是女人走进男人私生活的理由~~
是一种满足她的占有欲的方法~~

3)同居~~最起码可以更进一步了解彼此的生活习惯 ~~
学习尊重彼此的生活空间与自由~~
或许有了婚前的了解, 所以对未来的婚姻会更加胸有成竹~~
婚后不需经历 "爱情半衰期" 还是"婚前恐惧症"~~

4)当然一段感情的开始是以爱为前 提,至于之后的性也是很自然的~~
爱和性都是占一部份~~你们可以更加无枷锁的享受两人性生活~~

5)同居~~不住在 一起的话, 你永远也不会真正了解一个人~~
你会发现一个礼拜的同居会比你跟他约会几年更能发现问 题~~
如果相处的不错,可以帮助情感加温~~
出问题的,早点分手~~~
大家的心理负担没那么重~~~~


同居的坏处

1)私人空间~~基本上两人住在一起可以说几乎没有私隐了~~
共同的生活会 使同居男女完全暴露了自己~~
将一切都毫无保留并不可避免地在对方面前展示出来~~
感 情温度可能提早降温~~
男女有可能觉得失去了空间而爆发出问题~~
最终以分手收场~~

2)同居~~因为没有婚姻的保障~~
双方没有必须解决问题的义务,往往会有 "合则来, 不合则去"的观念~~
这点是比较没保障的~~

3)同居者会付出背负社会言论压力的代价 ,尤其是女性~~
女人啊~~你们得背负比男性更多的社会压力~~
你~~承受的料吗~~ ! ! ? ?
别被爱情冲昏了头~~你得想想如果分手回给你带来怎样的压力啊~~
而且同居生活中所带 来的一些负面影响,譬如女方意外受孕~~! ! ? ?
还有因为同居~~而使男方迟迟不肯兑现走入婚姻的承诺~~
甚至滋生厌倦的情绪, 从而分手的例子多的是~~~

女人啊~~你有心理准备了吗~~!!??

你别分手后~~哭 哭啼涕~~
呼天抢地的说什么不想活了~~
还是苦苦哀求的要再在一起~~

唉~~到时候偶也不 知该可怜你还是鄙视你咯~~

女人在这时候都是弱者~~
无奈啊~~




真人真事

偶听说偶的一个中学的女性朋友急着要结婚了~~
才二十有四而已~~
这位女生聪明~漂亮~人品好~~是"上上品" 啊~~
追她的人从吉隆坡排到新加坡咧~~~
估计她也是被爱情冲昏了头~~

你知道她父亲更她讲了什么吗~~!!??

深刻印象~~~估计偶永远都不会忘记吧~~

这位父亲说 : "女儿啊~~你还年轻~~干嘛这么快急着结婚~~!??
不如搬过去和那男的同居~~住住半年看~~看看相处的怎样才打算吧~~"

你知道偶有多么的感触吗~~

父亲叫女儿去跟她的男友同居咧~~~

这应该是经过考虑~~他觉得对他女儿最好的方法吧~~
偶说不出偶的感受~~那种感觉并不是偶的文笔可以表达的出来的~~

偶只觉得这父亲真的很"父亲"~~~
给偶一种感觉蛮伟大的味道~~

后来不知怎样了~~没有了下文~~

有酱"明白事理"的父亲算是蛮幸福的吧~~~
不过,偶还是在这祝福偶的这位中学朋友~~
希望她找到她的幸福~~



后记

那什么时候同居是最合适的呢~~! ! ? ? ?

偶想~~没有一个真确的答案吧~~
偶想最起码要交往半年以上(视年龄而言)~~
或当双 方感情都已迈入成熟稳定状况,有结婚的打算时吧~~
不然就真的太仓促了吧~~

>.<


Friday, April 06, 2007

规则--->破坏~~~ rulez-->break it~~~

规则就是为了打破而存在的~~

不过表太过分~~~

慢慢来啦~~
一点一点的噬食~~
一点一点的破坏~~~

从一点点的裂痕直到崩溃~~~

=p


Rules are created to be breaks~~~~

But break it wisely lar~~~~

Step by step~~~~
Sikit sikit~~~ lama jadi bukit~~~ =p


Start frm a small crack then until it collapse~~~~
=p

Thursday, April 05, 2007

强 , 弱, 赢 & 输~~~

表傻啦~~
现在不是说谁比较厉害的时候~~

赢就是赢,输就是输~~

没有比谁较强~~~只有胜负~~~~!! =p

这社会就是酱~~~
是不公平的啰~~~~

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

To the men & women who after the age of 25~~~

To the women who after the age of 25 :


1. start from this year, u can do wat ever u like…
be smart~~ hot~~~ sexy~~~n wiLd~~~~~~
enjoy ur life~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!

2. Every day morning, u have to look in the mirror and tell urself tat u really beautiful….
If it is too difficult to convince ur self, try to make up be4 doing tat~~~
u may move the mirror a distant from u… or maybe adjust the lighting, make it darker~~~ no matter wat, u have to believe that u are really beautiful~~~~

3. Buy a lot of sexy underwear/ T-back….
Believe me, wear it n u will fall in love with them~~~~~ luv urself~~~ dun wear those pasar malam stuff anymore lar~~~~ treat urself better~~~~

4. Perfume~~~
If u do not give by men the only 50 ml which costing around RM200 punya Burberrys Women, Christian Dior or DKNY apple (Red Delicious Women Eau De)~ ~~
PLS~~~ buy it urself….. (but at least Bodyshop’s stuff lar ~~~)
If u are so "unfortunate", then u have to buy it at relatively low prices…..
(there is always sales in supermarket~~~~ )
But~~ my dear, why u going to the 26 years old soon but stil tak ada wang to buy perfume~~~!!!??
Ur mum should reminded u tat u need to keep the money in case...
in case no body want u~~~
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5. Long hair~~~~ Long Hair 1 is alwyz a beautiful woman, this is becoz it can spread others’ awareness bout ur face~~~
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trust me~~ dun cut ur hair & nv make them short~~~
long hair alwyz more attractive~~~ guys also attracting by ur long hair~~~
=p

6. What's more important than enough sleep~~~?
dun go D so frequent lar~~~
although u saying tat is enjoy~~
u must keep up sufficient sleep if u refuse to wrinkle & premature senility~~~

7. u must regularly check ur body…..
if u did not have such a perform then start it frm this year~~~
body checkup at least once per annual~~~
in future, u will eventually understand/realize wat I mean~~~

8. If u are 25 years old n fell in love with a man…
well~~~go ahead~~~~~ dun think so much~~~~
as wat I stated in (1)~~ do wat ever u like ~~
do wat ever u want~~~~ dun think so much~~
enjoy to luv n being luv~~~ who cares wat is going on in futures~~~!!??
maybe besok aredi amagadon ler~~~!!??

9. nv ever fall in luv wif a man who married~~~~
there is another year has passed, he still not yet left his wife~~~
n he would do so in future~~~~ dun be stupid lar u~~~~
believe me~~becoz I’m man~~~ I noe them more than u~~~

10. Buy a house~~!!!
Men will betray you but house wont~~~
u can lock urself inside there when u felt upset/cry n no bodies will notice tat…

11. If u do not want to get married~~~
it mayb a good idea to consider a child~~~
born urself or adoption lar~~~~
but 1 thing u should pay attention is to maintaining ur body~~~~ go celebrity fitness lar~~~ keep ur body fits~~~ luv urself~~~~~

12. I know that u quite upset n feel wanna cry becoz u r 25 yrs old ~~~
n all this is not your imagination~~~ u r not living as what u imagine~~
but u have to remember this in futures~~~
wat u ned to do is just to make urself happy~~~
all this is for your own good~~~~ u must trade urself better ~~~
If you feel happier, it is happy~~~~


+O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O +O

To the men who after the age of 25 :


1. If u found ur luv~~~~go earn/make money~~ n spend ur time to luv her~~~~~

2. If u tak ada GF, then GO MAKE MONEY~~~now~~~~ u idiot~~~~~~!!!

(man's "mission" = earn money~~~) lolz~~~

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~cheers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Lesson 2 - for pity SK~~

i quite like this story~~
although it is full of arguments~~

this story is specially wrote for mR. HO~~~
giv up lar~~~~!!!!
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蛇与乌龟的故事
  
一条大蟒蛇和一条小毒蛇是朋友。

这天他们在路边发现了一只巨大的乌龟。
蛇兄弟想,这么大的个儿,可是一顿美餐啊。
蟒蛇说:我来对付他。

于是蟒蛇施展自己的绝技,用身体将大乌龟牢牢地缠住。
而大乌龟早已将身体缩进了壳里,任凭蟒蛇怎么缠绕,也无法伤害到大乌龟。
泄气的蟒蛇,气喘吁吁地爬到了一边。
大乌龟谨慎地露出脑袋,在他露出脑袋的那一瞬间,小毒蛇闪电般地在乌龟脑袋上咬了一口,大乌龟又急忙缩回壳中。但是几分钟后,大乌龟因为中毒而死了。
  
蟒蛇说:哇!我花了那么大力气也没能伤害乌龟,你却轻而易举地办到了啊。
  
小毒蛇说:因为我了解他的要害。

可是接下来的还是有一个问题,大乌龟死后依然缩在壳里,两条蛇都是吞食性的动物,而他们又无法脱下乌龟的外壳,只好怏怏地离开了……
  

这个故事告诉我们:即使你擅长死缠烂打,也未必能泡到那个妞,要了解那个妞才可以。
这个故事还告诉我们:如果你无法脱下那个妞的衣服,就不要再花力气去泡她了。




~~~~~~update~~~~~~

i translate this story to english since Tina request me to do so~~
(fairwell present for u lar sicne is ur last day in HQ~~~ ><) i try my best to translate it lar.... but i think this story really full of "arguments".... garls sure scold " ur guys alwyz think bout~~~ sex sex sex~~~!!" ok~~ stop talking nonsense~~ let's start the story~~~~ =p


The story bout snakes and turtle

  
There are 2 snakes very fren 1..
1 is tak ada poison (anaconda~~??) ~~
n another 1 ada poison 1(name it little cobra lar)..

Satu hari, they jalan-jalan at the garden~~~
suddenly they found a huge turtle on the roadside....
These 2 Snake brothers pun berfikir tat “ walau yeh~~ so BIG punya turtle, delicious meal leh…"

The anaconda said : "let me deal with the stupid dump turtle…"
So the anaconda display his skills, physically attack~~~entangle the large turtle firmly…
But the anaconda unable to hurt the turtle since the turtle hiding its body inside its shell…

after few mins..
the “useless” anaconda giv up becoz it unable to kill the turtle..…

since outside diam-diam sngt~~~
the stupid dump large turtle exposed his head to spy whether the snakes gone o not(really stupid dump turtle, tengok apa lar)…
then the cobra bitten on the turtle head (龟头 guai tao >< ) with the lightning speed… few minutes later, the turtle died of intoxication....    Anaconda : "shit~~!!! I have spent so much effort but yet could not harm a turtle... but u able to do tat easily… u “beli” kenG wor~~"    The little cobra said : "this is becoz I know it's vital/crucial…" But the next problem they facing is~~ the death turtle still caught in tat large turtle shell.... these two snakes are edible animals and they can not makan the turtle macam tu… so.. no choice.. they hav to let go n leave the death turtle there…



Wat’s the meaning of this story ler~~~!!!?? 


This story tells us : u wont able to tackle the garl although u keep chasing her without giving up, u must UNDERSTAND tat garl then only able to GET her HEART~~~

This story also telling us that : If you can not take off the garl's clothes, PLS~~~ do not spend ur time n energy to tackle her lar~~~ sai hei~~~~ waste ur time + money~~~

i'm damn jin kak.. i noe tat...

lolz~~~~
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~the end~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~