雨天+遲到~~

媽的~~
遲到~~~

下雨天搭快鐵真TMD衰~~~

真懷戀以前~~
要“逃課”就逃~~
那像現在~~

哎~~
打工仔~~
吃人糧銀~~
是醬的啦~~
誰叫你得還債加養家~~

所以~~~~工還是得要做~~
而~~~~ 生活依然醬寂寞~~
雖然~~~公司還是醬刻薄~~
但~~~~~日子還是照樣過~~~

garl of the month~~~

my cute cute sister~~~
The youngest cousin came to my house~~
Pretty o not~~??
She damn smart lar..
Baru 3 years old can sing the “Lao Shu Ai Da Mi” aredi~~
SOooooooo cute~~~


Hrmmm~~~ keropok n bear~~ u going to choose which 1~~!!??



aiks~~ food is more important~~
(mun-mun: I hungry mar~~~)



Hahaha~~ flowers~~~~ garls memang like flowers~~~

星期一~~

又星期一了～～

又要月尾了～～

又过了半年了～～

都不知好运还是倒霉～～

偶的部门差不多半年没新招标了～～

那～～咱们在公司做什么～～！！？？

坐着等粮银咯～～!!!!

=.='''

theory of tears~~~

TMD~~
我只知道女人的眼泪是男人的弱点~~
原来男人的眼泪是女人的弱点啊~~!!??
~~那~~你就哭哭看吧~~~
看那个女的受你这套~~~

=.='''


i noe tat garls' tears alwyz r their secret weapon~~
at the same time it is men's "weakness"~~~

but~~~
TMD~~
todayz~~~
som1 told me tat men's tear also the weak point of women~~~
is tat true~~!!???

damn~~
then u go cry infront of a garl n c wat's her respond lar~~
try it infront of ur dream garl lar..
test the POWER OF UR TEAR~~~!!!
gogogo~~~!!!
i 120% fully mentally support u~~~~~~



i think the garl wont go out wif u anymore...
n mungkin block u frm her phonelist too~~
btw~~ duno u will kena slap or not~~ when the time u crying infront of her..
good luck dude~~~
lolz~~~

鸡屎果 n番石榴~~~

Hahaha….
I ask few of my frens (inside my msn list) a question just now~~

I ask : "hey~ wat’s the dif between 鸡屎果(kai shi ko~~ Cantonese) n 番石榴(fan she liu~~ mandarin)~~!!??"

100% of them say duno..

n majority of them question me back ~~
“ got different mer??”

I answer : "got~~ the different is 鸡屎果(kai shi ko) is bigger n 番石榴(fan she liu) is smaller…"

A: “wakao, ur head lar”

B: “fuck u”

C: “ u sohai ahh?”

D: “………”

E: “mahai”

F: “mch, are u fooling me?”




Hrmm…. I think I consider quite polite compare wif this gentlemen lar~~
Coz I did ask my fren bout the same question on Sunday night~~
N he answer me the answer exactly like wat I answer u guys~~

the different is 鸡屎果(kai shi ko) is bigger n 番石榴(fan she liu) is smaller lar…

n mine respond is~~~ stun for 3 seconds there~~
the time like stopped~~~
wat the hell~~~
this fella really damn genius lar…
like tat also can…
but his face showing extreme confident on his answer..
he doesn’t looks like joke lar…

hrmm…
wat kind of respond should I show to him~~??
I sudah stun for 3 seconds jorr…
N I couldn’t speak a single word out of my mouth~~~s
Wat’s my reaction at this moment is ~~~ just open my mouth n staring him~~

Yet~~ he stil showing me tat he is so proud + confident wif his answer….



Wahahahaha~~
other frens start laughing jorr~~~
Hahahahaha~~
som times I really “respect” this Mr. Ho Weng Keap~~~
He is a genius + intelligent + smart fella~~~
He noe EVERY things 1….
N DARE to SAY ANYTHING~~

I wonder wat’s the answer if I ask him~~
wat’s the different between durian & 榴莲 (liu lian~mandarin)~~??”

Will he answer me tat~~
"durian is bigger 1… 榴莲 (Liu lian) is smaller …!!!???"


hahahaha~~~



p/s: coconut is bigger~~~ kelapa is smaller~~~!!!!!

Poem~~!!?? thruth~~~!!??

Know’ing the luv is NOTHING~~
Awareness of the luv is SOMETHING~~
make’ing the luv is EVERYTHING~~~

~~Anonymous~~


Mr X :
usually, normally, generally, majority, commonly~~
the guys will agree bout the above statement~~
this is the fact~~ guys alwyz think wif their 'bottom part' ~~ =p

Ring ring ring~~~

Ring ring ring~~~~!!

Ring @ midnight~~~!!
Not the Japanese RING lar~~~


hehehehe~~~
Som 1(1 of my fren) alwayz off his mobile when he sleping~~~
N guess wat is happening~~!!??

A very hot + wild + sexy + pretty babe calling him during 3 a.m.~~~
Muahahahaha~~
Tat fella wake up at the morning baru switch on the mobile…
N saw 2 misscall at midnight~~~ 3 something~~~
can u imagine how his face looks like~~!!??
terus tukar to green + hitam~~~

aiks~~
He is farking regret now~~
he did sms + call back tat garl @ the early of the morning~~
but tat garl nv reply him anymore~~

Duno y tat garl looking for him @ midnight~~
3 something somemore~~~
2 calls sommore~~
but Friday night 3 something is ok lar~~~
we~~~ will nv noe the answer 4ever~~

BECOZ tat garl DUN 1 reply him anymore~~~



My advise to this fella~~
nv ever switch off ur phone during the night lar~~
aiyo , ppl urgent baru call u 1 mar~~
wont call u @ midnight for fun 1 lar~~
at least my frens wont do tat (call for fun) lor~~~
block those farkers if those farker dare to call u @ midnight just for kacau~~
c~~ u miss a chance~~
mayb tat garl really neds ur help at midnight~~
haihz…. Poor pity fella~~~



haihz~~~this fella stil switch off his mobile when he sleping~~
haihz~~~ tak listen others’ punya advise 1~~
I hope tat garl call him againz~~ in this weekend~~ 4 am something~~~

let's pray~~~~~

i wish c his "very down" punya muka~~~
dai 4~~~~
muahahaha~~~

workplace molestation~~~~!!!

molest by ur boss~~!!??
Damn it~~~

This is an old topic aredi~~
Workplace molestation~~~!!!!!
We always heard bout the female staff kena molest by their colleague~~~
normally is their superior~~

truth story here~~
I heard tat there is a female fren kena molest by her superior~~
40 ++ yrs old punya old fella~~
married som more~~~
4 HSL (Ham Sap Lou)~~

Damn it~~
Farker~~
Duo shui kah~~~
Sia shui fella~~~
4 oldman~~~~

mahai~~~ 40++ yrs old go molest a 20+ yrs old garl~~
u got hati 1 o not?
Ur heart kena makan by the dog~~!!???
Ada balasan 1 lar…
Mch~~ccb~~~
I think ur daughter also macam this kind of age only lar..
Imagine ur daughter kena molest by her hamsap superior lar…

Hrmmm~~~
That female fren dun dare to shout bout the truth~~
She diam-diam after kena molest then quit the company diam-diam too~~

Haihz~~
If my office punya female colleague kena molest~~!!??
Hrmm~~ I think the whole world also noe bout tat…
N mayb report to the police sommore~~~
(y sounds like my office’s garls so garang 1~~~!!??)
duno y lar.. they just giv me the feeling of this…
they all looks so “tough”~~~
tat’s y better dun kacau them~~~
lolz~~~ HSL wanna cari makan better go far far away~~~

I think our culture or our living environment is sick~~~
I think a lots females also dun dare to expose these molest stuff to the public or family 1~~
They think it’s so embarrassment~~~
Shy & shame to tell others~~

Sigh~~~
So the HSL becom more ganas lar~~
Whose the nex victim~~~!!??

farks man~~
I really feel wanna whack tat old fella although I’m not so closed wif tat female fren~~~
damn it~~ idiot~~
xia shui our guys faces~~~

garls~~~
u should report to the management if kena molest~~~
if the things cant settle internally (or the person who doing tat to u is ur boss)~~
report to the police~~
but~~ most cases go unreported as women feel shy away from the police involvement~~~
(n I think our country punya police may laugh on u also… make u feel more embarrassing~~~ this is M boleh~~~~~!!! )
if the policeman cant do anything~~~
then go report to the MCA 张天赐~~~
he sure will settle it for u 1~~~

dun just let it go~~~
must giv those farker idiot a lesson~~~!!!
If not, more n more molest + raping cases in future since those farker becom more n more fearless + brave~~~

HQ contract dpmnt Sunyi Sepi~~~~

haihz~~
sigh~~~
another 3 colleagues went to site againz...
1 of them go to gombak permai double terrace housing~~
n another 2 going to Johor Senai Air-port~~~

early is Tina & Umi, then Nicole following is EC , Mr Lee + Haur~~
now 3 more gone~~
aiks~~
then now HQ baru ada 3 QS~~~
sienz....
todayz just finish our works(tender)~~
after submitted the tender baru rasa my dpmnt sgt diam~~~
haihz....

boring~~~
more ppl baru more funz~~~

haihz....
Sunyi~~~~ Sepi~~~~ Sendiri~~~~~

bonus~~!!?? dream'ing lar~~~!!!!!

Hrmm…
join this company in last yr n get confirmed...
but i didn’t get the pro-rata bonus which is issue in this month~~~
A bit moody~~~

Reality is ruthless + cruel~~~
Every body discussing the bonus issue there~~
Sigh~~
Indelible bad memory~~
Grumble also useless now~~
Nothing I can do right now~~


Sienz~~~

ZzZzZzzz~~~!!!

hAM is blaming againz~~~!!!

BAKA~~~!!!



300+ CD's in front of my table now~~~
damn it~~~
choosing the CD's to buang now…

@#$%^&

ISO means Idiot Sarks Operation~~
Damn it~~ keep so many old data for so many years~~
From year 1999 until 2006~~
baka~~

year 1999-2003 punya tak payah think lar..
buang saja lar~~
settle it faster~~~

hrmmm…
300 / 8 years = 38 tenders..
average 38 tenders per yr…

hrmmm…
I think this yr consider as the lowest performance in my dpmnt compare wif the previously years records…
U mahu increment @ yr end~~!!??
Dreaming lar..
Lolz…

Sienz…
Boring…

I’m farking lazy + lousy now~~~

Motivate me pls~~~!!!

I miss the study life..
Usually I ponteng for 1 week once I feel bored…
n nomarly this will occur once in every semester...

life is farking boring now~~
ha~~~ there is a funny thing there..
i got 2 fren's nick stated "duno wat to do~~~" now...
they duno each other 1..
but their nick is same...
both of them also duno wat to do after 6...
life is so boring...

hrmm..
mayb i get influenced by them lar..
haihz... sienzz~~~

Hrmmm.. I think is time to hav a break~~~




ZzzZzZzzz~~

thieves ~~~!!??

Early of the morning~~
We reach our office~~~

n OMG~~~~!!!!
Wat’s going on to our department~~~!!???
Visited by the thieves~~!!??



Were is all the computers, tables & chair ~~~!!??
OMG~~ partition pun sudah hilang~~~
This thieves damn ganas lar..



Wah wah wah~~All the things are gone….



Wah~~ u c the ceiling board ~~!!??
The 1 my colleague pointing it~~!!??
My colleague Kong suspect the thieves come in thru the roof there…


Hrmmm….
his suspect on tat is consider reasonable also wat…
But~~ wait~~~!!!
our department @ 1st floor ler..
Atas masih ada 2nd floor ler..
Noway the kakilang(org sendiri) stole the things mer~~!!??
=.='''

hrmmm~~~
btw~~~ how the thieves move all these “properties” frm the office~~!!??
They got doraemon’s “magic pocket”~~~!???
So ganas lar…
We got so many security guards+ CCTV around lar..

Hrmm… so weird/ministry~~~~


Muahahaha~~
It's just a jok~~my office is under renovation recently…
This is becoz the RBH big family coming to join us soon…
The current partition layout couldn’t fit the huge numbers of staffs…
So, got to renovate then re-partition lar…

Lolz~~ my boss planning to renovate it partly…
(becoz the contracts depmnt stil ned to go on~~ y dun just let us vacation lar~~~?? )
=.=’’’
so, the worker demolish 1 part of my office n make som changes there~~

hrmm… hope + pray + wish I can sit back my original seats later…
tat seat really damn good feng shui 1~~~~
boss arr bosss~~~

pls~~~let me choose my seat~~~~~~!!!

~~某年某月某日某时和某人去某地做某事~~ (回忆)

星期六～ 晨九时～ 晴～


突然收到一封短讯～～
"wei wei, we watch the 9pm movie la."

哇～
偶马上弹起床来～～
上网买票去～～

哈哈～～鱼与熊掌～～
opss～～是鱼与乌龟～～～
偶选择了乌龟～～
偶去了和乌龟的约会～～放弃了工司年终晚宴～～
虽然说这是偶加入这公司后的第一次晚宴～～
不过和她比起来～～
偶还是选择了乌龟～～

再见了～～
偶的鱼翅～～
偶的烧鸡鸭～～
=.='''

啊～～～
天啊～～～
sunway's TGV e-ticket system only for booking purpose...
not available to buy it wif credit card...
炸到～～
吐血～～
how u fight wif GSC~~~!!???
=.=''

哈～
第一次的约会～～
不过只是普通的看场戏～～
不过偶还蛮期待的～～
今晚看戏去咯～～




~~后记~~
哈~~这是几个月前的事了～～
偶今天突然 click 到这草稿～～

哈～～这算是偶第一次和＂陌生女子＂"约会"吧～～
感觉还蛮不错的～～
虽然偶觉得偶的表现糟透了～～

你不是经常蛮多话讲的吗～～！！？？
口水多过茶的咩～～！！？？

那只是在网上或熟人面前而已～～
她是女的咧～～
还要面对面~~

女的又酱～～！！？
又不会吃掉你的～～

偶～～偶怕嘛～～
她又酱漂亮～～
看着她的眼睛偶什么话都说不出口料～～
哈哈哈～～


后来～～
发生了一些事～～
也不知有事还是没事～～
唉～～～

偶觉得~~有点可惜～～
一个酱漂亮又大方的女子～～
就酱慢慢的疏远了～～
唉～～～

就酱～～～
偶也不知怎样了～～

而这稿就酱静静的隐藏～沉睡~~在偶的blog里～～
直到今天～～

~~~RM26 million for Proton dealers~~~

WARNING: this article may contain nut~~!!!

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Yesterday we QS'ian (QS Kaki) gathering againz…
Dinner @ 88 restaurant….
After finish all our food + dish..
We start salking about nonsense…
Starting the topic frm garls until the gov….

yi~~~ ada org jual news paper wor~~
buy 1~~ buy 1~~

here is the part of the conversation~~~~~


wai: wah~~ gov say owners would be able to sell their cars which are more than 15 years old to proton for a RM5,000 coupon~~~ u can it as a down payment to purchase new proton cars wor~~

Keap: wah~~ then i can ask my dad change his car lor~~

hAM: ur dad's car sudah 15 yrs old?? 55 change lor.. i think this kind of kang tao , 1st come 1st get 1...

Keap: 13 yrs old only...

hAM: ..............

Keap:hrmm.. do u noe tat proton dealers get compensate frm gov??

hAM: yes yes~~yes~~!! I read this news be4… Proton offered RM150k to each dealer, money that it had obtained from the gov~~~ that’s RM10 million there…. but only 30+ ppl accepted it only… others say they worth not only this price ler… then request more wor..

Keap: yalar.. they say wan 300k… 150k not enough lar…

Wai: wah wah wah~~ kam dou dak~~?? (ini org selalu send by his boss to dubai~~ so tak ada read m'sia news paper)

hAM: let’s register to becomz the proton dealer lar… 1st.. we pergi rent an empty shoplot.. chinchai lar.. rent frm Kampong lar.. rental + expenses~~ 2k per month should be ok… then after 2 months we close it.. n request for the compensate..

Weng: u gila arr?? 1 month enough lar.. rent 2 months for wat? u got alots money arr??

Keap: yalor.. no need renovation arr.. ??

hAM: told u empty office lorr.. deng.. but I think 1 month also can aredi 1 lar..

wai: wah… no “salesman” inside tat shop ?? later the gov ppl check how?

hAM: aiyo.. when they com n check , we just giv them 200 lar.. deng… this kind of thing very easy to handle 1 lar… easy jobs lar… the salesman issue ler.. is so easy… u, u, u & u (weng , wai , keap & hup)… damn.. we aredi got 4 salesmans.. dun play play.. we all got cert 1 ler.. all also “du shu ren”… professional QS pergi sell car.. banyak adcance ler.. u think our salary is low arr.. all also best of the best ler…

Keap: yalor yalor… then when the customers wanna test drive right..? we got wira, gen2, iswara, waja here… wira got special edition some more…

Hup: if the customer say wanna test satria~~??

Weng: tell the customer.. “were got ppl take satria 1.. out jorr larr…” n if them ask for perdana, then we can say “perdana tak ada keluar jorr lar…”

Hup: the customer wanna test drive must test it @ night~~ we tell them “were got ppl test drive in the morning 1.. so farking jam.. test @ night.. the highway tak ada kereta.. easier for u to test the speed of the car… then I can take my uncle’s waja let the client test it.. “u slow slow test lar”.. hahaha…

Hup: wah , sounds like not bad lar... if our biz very good then how orr? stil wan to close it~~!??

hAM: then we dun close it lar.. continue be the dealer lar.. but it seems like difficult than kena TOTO lar… hahahaha…

semua org ketawa: hahahahahaahaha~~~

~~~~the end of this topic~~~~
(the QSian start another topic againz~~~~)



~~~~~~appendix~~~~~

Prot*n's dealer: oii~~~give us RM300k lah~~~ RM150k where got enough? we invest up a minimum of RM200k to setup the operations lar... (BULL SHIT'ING)


Prot*n: err~~~ Ok lah~~~ nah~~here is RM300k, take it~~~
(haiya~~ money doesnt matter, as long as the problem can be solve ~~MOney? u take it only lar…)

~~week-end blues~~

Err….
My boss damn rajin every day~~
Alwayz reading news paper in his room~~
Start wif The Star, then The New Straits Times..
then following by the SinChew Jit Poh~~~

I strongly believe tat this is becoz he is looking for new tender frm the news paper…

I choose to believe my own view….
Strongly~~

definitely I’m right~~~



Hahahaha~~~

nv ever sign in any account infront of ur fren~~

Damn it~~~

I knew tat..
I tot he can be trust...

Advise to u guys~~
to avoid ur relationship between u n urs frens get “infected”~~
PLS nv ever sign in any account (either internet account or ATM) in front of ur fren….
Avoid tat~~!!!!

Damn it~~
My fren use my personal password to log in my frenster…
Zzzz….. I’m not sure tat am I really forgot to sign out or wat lar..
But the fact is~~ my frenster account really did sign in afterward….

N I feel tat there is always a “gap” in between us now….
I feel so angry….
N disappointed…

Damn it~~~
Who gonna to be trust nex time??
Do I need to change all my password~~!!??

Recently I really disappointed wif my frens…
I feel I have been betrayed by my frens..
Twice~~~ by dif ppl~~

I alwyz tot my frens can be trusted…

I think I’m over confident….

I feel moody for this since few weeks ago…
N now~~ I experienced it againz~~~
I really did Infected by this…..
I really feel tat I'm not being respected now~~
I really feel hurts~~
The feeling of being betrayed is sarks~~~

I re-evaluate’ing myself now~~

Y last time I nv care bout this kind of things 1~~!??
did I change~~!??
I becom stingy now~~!??
Am I~~~~!!??


I feel weary & tired~~
N I’m tired~~~

ZzzzZzZzzzz~~~~~



~~~additional (22th June 2007)~~

hrmm… tat fella seems like sign in my account againz..
haihz~~~~ my other fren told me my frenster shown i sign in within 24 hours gainz...



btw~~
EC~~
thanks for ur comment~~
hehehe.. I think I get “something” there..


some things in life are bad,
they can really make you mad,
so, i think we ned to be alwayz look on the bright side of life~~~

Lesser hope, minor disappointing, more satisfied~~
World is not only “black” & “white”~~
sometimes ada grey punya ~~

(i 1der y not colourful ?? )



hahaha~~


comment to myself :
dun always pessimistic/negative thinking lar~~
beside black, white, grey stil ada banyak color 1~~~
red, yellow, blue, green n bla bla bla~~

hahaha~~
I sudah “Dual personality” jorrr~~
sendiri cakap dgn sendiri~~~

♪♪ moody ~~ no more~~~♪♪

errmmm.....
almost 1 week nv update my blog~~

coz abit bizy on doing som presentation for bosS~~
+ office ada revonation~~
+ i moody in these few dayz~~~

lolz~~ mooD becom better right now~~~~
after go out yamcha wif the old fella CK~~~
muahahahaha~~~

now i noe tat when u r down~~
PLS go out wif an old salesman~~~
they really do cheer u up 1~~~~

lolz~~~

♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪

zzzz~~~pain~~

my neck twisted~~~

damn it~~
cannot turn to right side~~~

zzz~~~
i do looks like a robot~~~

zzzz~~~~~~

liverpoOL 1st Anniversary~~

errmm...
4th of June 2006~~
1 yr ago~~
i went to UK~~
now sudah 4th of June 2007~~

aiks….
really fast....

kelvin remind me tat sudah 1 yr aredi ~~



ermm..
i becom older n older....

ermmm...
sudah 1 yr~~~~
cepatnya~~~~

满意吗~~!!??

你总不能让所有人都满意，因为不是所有人都是人~~!!

U tak boleh satisfy semua orang..
kerane sebahagian orang tu bukan orang~~