Monday, October 06, 2008

Shoe Box Appeal ~ (Charity Donation)

there is a new charity donation which we have to contribute to; it has been organized by head office under the name “Shoe Box Appeal”....

my company ada involve n TRY to share the happineEs to those general labors/workers in this Eid ul-Fitr (hari raya/开斋节)~~~
so, my site ada 2 org tolong to organize this kind of Charity activity lar..

this 2 org yg tak ada kerja buat dan manyak senang punya ialah ~~ Imad (a Senior MEP guy) + si-hAM (me)~~

=p


-=MEMO from HQ=-


after 2 weeks ++ punya efforts~~
=.='''


Yo~~~ !!
We managed to collect 1800 AED in addition to some items bought by David Adams...
thanks to Imad who willing to spend the weekend to buat survey/comparison/negotiation in Dubai~
We were able to fill 41 shoeboxes which are passed to our head office....

n thanks for everybody who contributed to the shoebox charity appeal~~~
(this 41 boxes only for our site only.. i'm stil waiting the HQ to announce how many boxes did we manage to send to the Charity society)


-=picture of our team with the sorted bags=-


once again~
Thank you to those who have so generously provided stuffs and donated the money~~

tQ~~~

Sunday, October 05, 2008

「生命之水」(Water for Life)

i got my alchohol license 1 month ago jor..
tat day went to Dubai nak try to beli...
but too bad, my license only valid in Abu Dhabi...
zzZzZZzz...

n today, fatty fetch my to Abu Dhabi punya shop beli..

i sudah seldom drink beer jor de lar..
i stil remember 2 yrs ago, when the time i was study in UK...
i drink beer like drink water.. clear 18 cans (500 ml) within 6 dayz....
tat is becoz the beer damn cheap...
cheaper than COKE~~

WAT~~!!?
this shop punya alchohol all TAX FREE~~~!!??

muahahahaha~~
this is so farking cheap lar..
cheaper than UK sommore..
i bought 24 cans Heineken baru cost me AED105~~
SMIRNOFF 1 litre baru AED70....
plus half dozen of Smirnoff Ice only AED63(this is wat i usual drink in UK)~

aiks~ sudah 200++ jor..
it is cheap in UAE..
if i was working in M'sia...
i sure wont spend 200++ for this kind of drinks..
my mum will scold me...
lolz..

but too bad..
no body teman me minum @ UAE..
sigh... sendiri minum 'mun zao' lar...
sigh~~~

Saturday, October 04, 2008

herE come anotheR new c2pid felLa~~!!??

oh ya~
satu kawan come to UAE @ 2rd of Oct~~

CB/JB Eng Chuan~
welcomE to UAE~~!!
hahahaha~~

let'S go curi ayaM togeter in UAE~~~
muahahahaha~~

m'sian ahmoi yg working in UAE ada troubles joR~~
eng chuan very famous & expert in apa-apa & wat wat wat & bla bla bla de...

lolz~~

^^

to EC :
really hapi u'r here...
let me get my farking driving license in this coming Nov then we pergi hunt the
ahmoiS in UAE tourist spots in UAE..
Conquer the
ahmoiS in UAE tourist spots in UAE...!!!!!!

lolz~~~

Friday, October 03, 2008

''哎呀女朋友''

03.10.2008, 09:14pm (GMT+ 04.00)Abu Dhabi, UA

无端端多咗个''哎呀女朋友''~~

=.='''

係个''傻傻''地。。。但係傻得来又几可爱的女仔(靓妹!!??)~~
希望她早日忘记 D 吾开心的事啦~~

lolz~~

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

surprise for hari raya~

weLL~~
my projecT leader ada annoucement to make~~ before the Eid ul-Fitr (hari raya/开斋节)~

my project might kena 'buang'~~
muahahahaha~~ abandon~~~!!!!

OMG~
our client stil owe us few million belum pay yeT~~
lolz~~~

stop work~~!!!
jangan buat apa-apa lagi...
i terus order my junior hold wat ever on his hand...
dun do tat anymore....
STOP~~!!!!
lolz~~

hrmm~~
is this consider as gooD news or bad newS ler~!!??

early i really wish to transfer to Dubai de..
coz influence by fatty~~
but now sudaH settle down jor..
accommodation + transport problem sudah settled jor~
now i really wish to stay here.. for at least 2 yrs.. save som money 1st...then baru plan wat to do..

aiks.. even u giv me 1 month notice/compensate me wang plus giv me the NOC*** i also jialat joR~~
if 2 months ago, i terus request for NOC n cabut.. i can get any job easily here...
but now economic crisis jorr..
mana boleh dpt kerja so easy~~!??
even got mayb also not so high pay jor...
now supply over demand sooN joR...
my fren punya company (international comp) ada 200++ project managers(US/UK) requested to transfer to UAE..

btw~ goreng sure wont goreng me de lar..
i'm so ''talent''~~
"ren cai" (人才)mar~~~
wont goreng me de lar...
muahahahaahah~~
lolz..

haihz.. if really pull out from this project...
then i think they sure transfer me to other sitE jor~~
so far...Abu Dhabi baru ada 2/3 projects...
n semua also row rise punya hotel/residential/commercial unitS~
i think all also below 1 billion~~
i'm not interest on taT lar...
@#$%^&*

wat i want is those billion billion punya hire rise builDing~~
@#$%^&*

haihz~
c step walk step jorr~~
if really ned to be transfered... i'll request to transfer to Dubai...
but i ned to travel frm Abu Dhabi to Dubai everyday..
so shit..
1 yr rental sudah paid...
65k ler.... tak boleh simply move ler...
wat to do... sigh~~~

wish me gooD luck~~
hope everything will be smooth lar...


*** NOC - No Objection Certificate or popularly abbreviated as NOC is a type of legal certificate issued by any agency, organization, institute or in certain cases, an individual, that does not object to the covenants of the certificate.
(if u dun get this from ur current employer, u will be ban automatically for half yr.. tak boleh kerja @ UAE for 6 months)

Saturday, September 27, 2008

GT hAM~

well..
last few weeks....
some body phone me @ the 5 O'clock in the morning..

@#$%^$##@
when the time i just wanna start to scold this fella...

"wat??? Head of Sshool? Dr Lim??"

OMG~
i'm quite surprise tat my Head of School called me... in the early of morning...
oh ya.... M'sia sudah 9am somthing jor.. (UAE baru 5am++)
well~~ he phone me n ask me wether interest to be tuitor or not..
lolz~

GTO suddenly pop out of my mind @ tat moment~

OMG~
GT hAM~~!!??
u sure boh?
i becom tuitor??
then those students sure 'die' onmy hand jor....
hahahaha...

but too bad...
if i'm stil working for IJM, i might giv it a try lar...
but... now i'm working in UAE ler..
my pay is farking high compare in Msia n S'pore..

hrmm... btw~`
what will i look like when i giving speech during the class?
will be damn serious look?? or a funny tuitor look??
those student baru 5-7 yrs younger than me only...
we just almost same-same age...
imagine tat they call me Sir....
muahahahahaha~~
i really cannot imagine tat..
muahahahaha~~

(duno tuitor pikat sendiri punya student will kena sue or not de ler?)
muahahahahaha~~ Onizuka alwyz pikat his own student de wor..
=p



*** Great Teacher Onizuka officially abbreviated to GTO, is a shonen manga, anime, and live-action series created by Tohru Fujisawa. It is the story of Eikichi Onizuka, a 22 year-old ex-bōsōzoku member, and his quest to be the greatest teacher in Japan.

Monday, September 08, 2008

more n more M'sian r coming to UAE~

lolz..

Chee Meng(LJMU'ian) aredi in Dubai for couples of weeks..
Chin Tatt (LJMU'ian) coming in this early Oct...
Daphne (S'pore's ex colleague also LJMU junior) will be here within 2 dayz also..

well..
it seems our cert is quite 'lakku' in UAE...
they recognize the UK cert... even it is summer course punya cert...
but unfortunately, m'sia n sg not really appreaciate our cert...
n now everybody also come to UAE & S'pore...

i hear S'pore paying a fresh graduated QS for $2.5k...
tat is only started pay.. after probation period will increase 300+-~
n can hit above $3k per month within 1 yr(adjustment)...

damn.. very soon..
m'sia QS will get higher pay also..
coz lag of QS(s)~~
everybody cabut from M'sia...

sigh~
sigh for our country...
ppl got to go out cari makan~
if not , tat RM2-3k mana cukup to survive in M'sia?
u buy car then cannot buy house..
u buy house(condo only lar...) then u cannot eat ur lunch jor...
u buy car & house... then u got to work for at least 2 job...
pity poor M'sian life...

haihz.. thanks to BN~~
M'sia BOLEH~~~!!!

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Finally~~Some Quality Time with My Blog

arrRRRRR~~!!!

I really need some time to breathe… !!
Been very, super, extremely busy lately…

Finally I have chance to write a bit..
The rest time is a bit short but better than none, right?

well… early of July, my senior QS sudah datang..
(in this company, Sr QS equal to an Ast. Manager in Malaysia jor~ he is the 2nd man in Contract dpmnt)~
I’m so farking bizy to hand over and explain the situation to him…
This site is farking messy man… plus farking complicated..

And then I shift to new Site office & apartment in early of August… At the same time….
I was so bizy to move the things, buy furniture, and settle the rental payment…
run here run there..
cancel the internet connection.. re-apply it for my new apartment..
try to settle the utilities fees (for the old apartment), hand over the apartment to HR dpmnt..
bla bla bla….
Finaly.. I hav som time to write something here..

Aiks~ I really hate to move…
A lot thing need to be done…
Tired~~sigh~~
I need a break~~

:'(

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

I pass my theory test

I just pass my driving theory test~~


A lot funny & strange answers inside tat paper..
U can make mistake easily…

For example..

What is the ABS means??

  1. Anti-Lock Braking System
  2. Anti Braking System
  3. Auto Braking System

Which 1 is the correct answer??


Damn confusing lar..
Lucky I chose the answer A which is correct 1….

I score 28 out of 35 in the test…
28 is the minimum pass rate…
Hahahaha… damn lucky man…..
I really feel damn lazy to study the book/rulez lar..
Damn.. 160 pages ler…

lucky I pass the theory...

But my road test will be held in Nov…
sienzZzzZzzz~~

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Prince of bowling~

dang dang dang dang~~
my 1st trophy in 'AAE'~~


Ang mo (Project Leader) : “This fella something wrong.. lowest score still laugh like a best player~~ not shame de..”


hahaha, I got the ‘Award’ not becoz I’m the best…

It is becoz I scored the LOWEST among my colleagues…
This is a “ NEED TO
PLAYMORE” trophy~~!!



Trophy for Best scorer(from left), most comedy & Lowest Scorer..


(tell u guys secretly lar … actually I
purposely score the lowest to get the trophy de.. I like the trophy…)

Friday, June 20, 2008

zZzZzzz

i'm attending my driving theory classes recently...
the Abi Dhabi's rulez...

i got to take a theory exam then go for the driving test..
after all this done/pass then only entitle to get my 'AAE''s driving license...

I arange the classes after work...
every night 8.20pm-10.30pm start from 16th to 20th~~~

hrmm..
it is around 20 ppl punya classes..

the 'lecturer' looks damn professional~~
every time when i fall to slep..
the 'lecturer' will question me n make me awake..
farking tired after work lar...
stil gotto attend this kind of boring classes...
zzZzzZzz~

the "aged pupil" like to ask alot of questions~~
they looks like kid..
like to 'Show off '~~
sendiri naik tangan n tell ppl bout their 'story'~~
they really like to "share" their experience...

PLS~~ let the lecturer finish the lesson 1st lar...
at the end baru tell ppl bout ur experience or adventure lar~~
ZzZzzZzzz~~

n now~~
i feel damn tired...
feel wanna sick aredi..
not enough slep....

feeL damn tired plus sleply during the workng hour...

ZzZzzz~~

Monday, June 16, 2008

1st car in my life~~!!

hurray~~!!!
i just got my 1st car in my life~~!!!

Honda Jazz in white~~

I named it as "little white"~~
sounds damn childisd...

lolz~~

Thursday, June 12, 2008

bad luck

fark 9 them..

fark the owner ...
fark the agent as well..
fark 9 them....

@#$%^&*(

received my 90k then only write me a letter saying tat dun1 rent the apartment to me...

fark u..

i gav u the cheque tat time u nv mention??
i prepare all the doucuments n cheque ned 1 month ler..

u bank in the money in ur account for 1 week aredi..
n now... due date of the contract baru say not going to rent to us..
ask us move out???

if this is m'sia..
i'll ask ppl whack 9 u...
i'll burn 9 ur car as well..
n u dun think tat u able to live in peace at least for 1 yr...

u r so farking lucky...
this is not m'sia...

@#$%^&*

i really beh song now...

CURSE 9 them~~~!!!!!!


fark~~
my site going to abandon for at least 3 more months...
tat means wat i did in pass 2 months is wasted...

my team ahead the schedule previously...
we did prepare at least 6-8 future packages/trades...
n now... design changing... all kena buang aredi...
the tender analysis reports all gonna buang too..
all the quotations cannot be use...the validity period expired aredi...

fark u~~~

we preform so well...
tot can get increment + bonus soon de...
but... now all my works got to throw away...
fark dap man...

the engineers/QS(s)/manager(s) r requesting to transfer now..
some sitting here for half yr..
totally no progress here..
all no mood aredi...

i feel farking boring too...
thinking to transfer to Dupai toO...

farking idiot design team...
change ur farking idiot design againz...
farking free izit??

wat kind of farking design consultant...
tot change the design can save money...
did u notice tat every month(time) u spend for this idiot new design will cause the client losing at least 1 millon (per month)..???!!!
only my company staffs' salary aredi cost u at least 600k per month aredi..
tat tahu Math karr...??
tak ada otak punya org...
BAKA~~!!!!


屋漏偏逢连夜雨~船迟又遇打头风 ~ !!

真係衰开有条路~~!!

zzzz....

Friday, June 06, 2008

二千零八年度最想打既男人~ farker in 2008~

我终于揾到二千零八年度最想打既男人咗~~

拉叔排名三甲~~~

+ 78 cents (40%) on the petrol~~
mother farker~~

i think no more 4 wheels~~
i neED a bicycle when i go back m'sia~~~!!!
even i earning alot now..
but i think i cant afford for the farking expensive petrol in future...

thanks to this uncla LAH~~!!!!!!!!

Petrol price has been increased 5 times since this idiot takes over the country's premiership in 2004; total increase of 97.08%~~

uncle LAH : Kenaikan harga petrol, diesel dan gas tidak dapat dielakkan berikutan peningkatan harga minyak mentah yang tinggi di pasaran global~~

bla bla bla....


uncle Lah's track record of increasing petrol price:-
1) Oct 2004 - From RM1.37 to RM1.42
2) May 2005 - to RM1.52
3) July 2005 - to RM1.62
4) Feb 2006 - to RM1.92
5) June 2008 - to RM2.70

RM1.37 to Rm2.70~~ sudah increased 97.08%~~

oh ya~~ thanks to uncle Lah~~~

GOOD JOB MAN~~~!!

WELL DONE~~~!!!

Thursday, June 05, 2008

"东"遊記 之 ~监狱风云~~!!??

fatty pergi coOk wor...
coOk in 'AAE'~~
muahahaha~~

we tiap-tiap hari also makan fast food or indian foOd..
we feel damn boring aredi...
those spicy / fried foOd make us feel geli lar....

n today.. fatty sudden 心血来潮(carried awy by a whim)
dia pergi masak man..

dang dang dang dang~~!!!


fatty's 'shou sai'~~~~

ada sayur, ada telur, ada daging... ada BANANA sommore~~!!!
damn well disctributed~~!!!
apa vitamin pun ada jor~~~!!!

hAM : but it looks like prisoner's punya dinner lar...
fatty : choi choi choi~~
hAM: ~~


get from 周润发电影∶监狱风云~~


Tuesday, June 03, 2008

chocolate~~

When it comes to things(snack) that make kids happy, chocolate have to top the list in my mind…
I believe tat tak ada kids tak suka chocolate de..
Every kids' dream is to eat un-limited chocolates..

I remember when I was young I wish to eat a lot a lot of chocolates…
Different country & different taste punya chocolate..
Any time any were…
I’m Dream-ing of Chocolate every moment…

Last week…
I bought around Dhs 100++ de chocolate…
(fatty scold me crazy~~ )



But who care~~
I’m able to accomplished 1 of my dream…
a Dream Come True~~

星爷曾经讲过 : '' 做人如果无梦想,同条咸鱼有咩分别啊!? ''

(my favorite artist stephen chow say tat be4 : ''human are no different wif an ikan masin if without any dream/target'')

slowly... i'll accompllish my dreamZ 1 by 1 de...

now i can eat chocolate any time n anywere in my apartment..
I feel damn happy~~

Eat’ing chocolate really make me happy…
Especially when u feel down n lonely…
Lolz~~

i noe this sounds like damn childish for u all…
but… for me…

Chocolate really Makes Everything Better~~!!!


♪♪♪♪♪~~chocolate 1~~♪♪♪♪♪



♪♪♪♪♪~~chocolate 2~~♪♪♪♪♪




p/s: Tina Tina, tak tahu u ada baca ini article o not.. kalau ada... u envy tak??

Saturday, May 31, 2008

食饭吾俾钱既朋友~~

To 食完饭吾俾返钱朋友既人,

你以為你暱嚮度就搵你唔到咩?
無用呀!好似你啲咁gay嘅男人,無論嚮咩地方,都好似漆黑中嘅螢火蟲一樣,咁鮮明,咁出眾! 你咸色嘅眼神,可笑嘅兔子牙,'拿别'嘅动作,同埋個件'饮衫',都徹底咁嘅將你出賣咗。 雖然你係咁出色,但係行有行規,無論點你都要找埋尋晚嘅食饭钱,食饭唔駛俾錢呀~!!?

p/s: 我都係帮阿荣出声 jek~~ 估吾到有啲人(朋友)真係做得出既~~7年的友情就甘俾嗰80皮出卖咗~~

激心

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

米德乙丝 'AAE' Project

The following pic is my on-going(handl'inG) project~~


Concept Design~~
  • Six (6) residential towers ranging from 21 to 25 floors, on a common podium, with associated parking and external works.
  • Built Up Area - 470,000 m2 +-
  • Contract Period - 40 months
  • Contract Value - AED 3,300,000,000 (US$ 900,000,000 +- or RM2,900,000,000+-)

Progress on site as at 1st May 2008


if my company got the contract in this coming thursday..
then probably i'll stay @ this site for 2-3 or mayb 4 yrs de lar...

if not~~ hehehe.. mayb kena buang (transfer) to others site de lar...

construction is quit complicated man... plus politic...

Friday, May 23, 2008

accommodation provided by company~~

ladies & gentlemens...
let me introduce u mana i stay @ UAE in the 1st 2 weeks when i reach UAE...

as stated in my employment letter...
I’m allowed to stay @ the accommodation which is provided by the company for 1 months de…
But ofcoz.. I wont get my accommodation allowance once I’m stil staying here..
so.. i fast fast cabut n looking for apartment once i reach UAE...


Villa @ Khalifar City (company's accommodation)~~~


Step 1: This is the main entrance to my villa (company's accommodation)~~


Step 2: This is empty space besides(left side) the building~~

no flower, no plant n totally nothing there..
only sands....
damn it...
wasted lar..
such area can build a low of 6 units double terrace house aredi...


Step 3: Front view of the villa.

this is a 3 storey villa~~
got around 15+- rooms..
(Ground floor ada 6 rooms)
i'm not sure lar.. coz i nv been upstair ler..
i baru stay @ this villa for 2 weeks....

around 20-30 ppls stay in this unit...
(each room occupy by 2-3 ppl)

OMG~~~ 20-30 ppl inside a house...
so terrible...


Step 4: Step into the front door & u'll c the Living room~~

BIG...
but it is dusty...

coz everybody walk in with their shoes...
n only ada few wardrode(put ur shoes) + water dispenser + 1 tong sampah...


Step 5: Dang dang dang dang~ my room~~

it is a common room...
approx. 300 square ft's....
ada toilet(approx. 100 square ft's) de...

ini bilik share by 3 ppl..
fatty, me & a black fella from Zimbawi..
he is cool, nice & looks like Will Smith...
but he is poor fella... stay @ this place for few months aredi....
this room should be only for 2 ppl de..
but since fatty say we r moving out..
so.. i just stay @ here temporary lar...

damn it.. i makan, minum, main, reading + tidur also on this bed..
it is nightmare....

saw our packing??
we r leaving... hurray~~!!!


Step 6: kitchen.....

damn big... but...... sienz...
no table n chairs...
tat's y i'm eating inside my room..
n on my bed after i cook my c2pid maggie mee...



Step 7: Bus~~~this bring us to the city everyday(weekday) @ 7.30-10.30pm...

we stay damn far away from city de..
around half an hour lar..
nearby tak ada shop, tak ada restaurent, no bus , no teksi, no car, somtimes u cant even c a HUMAN here..

the nearest petrol station ned to walk around 45 mins...
i went there be4..
pergi sana supper wif fatty...
damn bad experience...
1 and half and hour for walking only...
but stil enjoy it...

becoz we r too boring to stay inside our villa..
coz nothing to do there...

i'm glad i found my new appartment~~
n i moved out aredi..

Monday, May 19, 2008

wat's the most expensive cake you ever ate in your life~~!!???

dang dang dang dang~~~!!!


Black Forest (top left) & Palace's Cake (their special/recommended 招牌蛋糕)~~

i makan break fast @ Emirates Palace hotel wif fatty, s.wai & ah yee..
opss.. fatty say it is not a breakfast lar..
only can consider as morning tea...
i'm kampong fella~~


hrmm...
u c that round round thing on the top of the black forest??
n some gold color thing spread on the top of the Palace's cake??
they say itu adalah Gold foil (金箔) wor..
gold powder or gold foil lar..
wat ever lar..
=.='''

Dhs 45/- for satu (1) piece...(be4 16% tax)
damn it.. 1 bite is around 5 bucks aredi… (roughly 9 bites for a cake)
plus my coffee.. a damn small cup...
sudah cost me Dhs 100 +-
(really makan GOLD)
=.='''

but as wat fatty say...
must try...

hrmm...
i think i understand also de..
as wat Gurmit Singh (Phua Chu Kang) say "die die must try"~~
at least once....

we 4 ppl sudah makan Dhs400++~~~
only for a morning tea~~~
haihz..dun go here so often lar...
pergi makan steak better lar...

Sunday, May 18, 2008

BAK KU TEH~~~ PORK~~!!!


Bak Ku Teh~~


Pork pork pork~~~!!!

BAK KU TEH @ middle east~~!!!
It is THE BEST in *Abi Dhabi & *AAE~~

=p

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

AED & RM~~



NAIK~~~!!!!

NAIK KUAT KUAT PLS~~~!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

"东"遊記 之 ~中东QS版

改編中东QS版

曾經有一份中东的QS工摆在我面前,
但系我无申请到它,
直到失去既時候先至後悔莫及,
塵世間最痛苦既事莫過於此,
如果上天能够再卑我一次機會的話,
我會對呢份工讲"我黎做",
如果非要在這份工加上一个expected salary既话,
我希望是~月薪 "100千"~~~!!!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Live & Appreciate Your Life~~

I just experienced a terrible car accident this morning…
I’m glad tat I’m stil alive…
N able to update my blog here…

i'm so tired after injection~~
now my arms n neck starting feel pain~~
starting fear when i recall wat happened this morning...

anyway~~
I'm stil Alive~~
Thank GOD~~!!

Friday, May 09, 2008

If you're happy, and you know it, Shout "Hurray"~~!!

yes~~~!!!
i'm so farking happy~~
i got my pay~~!!!
muahahaha~~

hurray~~~!!!
got 5 digit punya wang inside my account~~~!!!!
HURRAY~~~!!!!!!!!!!!



hrmm..
thinking wat to buy aredi...
Below is my shopping list~~~

Carrefour :~
  1. washing machines;
  2. stove;
  3. White goods &
  4. TV…

IKEA :~
  1. Sofa;
  2. Tv rack;
  3. dinner table &
  4. another wardrobe..
ada apa lagi~~!!??
laptop sudah bought aredi..

hand phone~~!!??
hrmm.. i'm stil waiting for the Rumour Nokia N98~~
I hear tat it is touch screen + wireless + 8GD memory +5/7.2 Mega Pixel camera~~
Damn it.. it looks like the MAX hp in the world aredi…
Semua function pun ada~~
N It looks like an i-phone toO~~
Damn cool~~~!!!!


Thursday, May 08, 2008

Driver jailed for death of passenger~~

Hrmmm....
a driver has been jailed and fined for killing a passenger and injuring 6 others when his car overturned as the result of a burst tyre @ Du-Bye..
this sohai driver lost control of the steering wheel and the vehicle langgar to sand dune before it overturned and landed upside down..

the Traffic Court found this 24 years old Pakistani driver responsible for the accident which occurred because he forgotten to check the tyre pressure...
the court only punished him to two months in jail, fined him Dhs 5k & then ordered him to pay Dhs 200k blood money* to the Indonesian woman's family.
Mean while, this farker’s driving licence was seized for three months ONLY...

Fark dap man...
Jail’inG for 2 months only..

U wont understand my feeling de lar..
Everyday...I sitting inside my teksi i also pray to GOD de...
I really takut m*ti coz all this farkers memang sial de..
Every 1 (who have been in "AAE") also knows how those locals + Pakistani drive their farking vehicle~~!!!
It just like driving on their father’s roads~~~!!
2 words able to describe it~~
is “GANAS + GANASAI”~~!!!

Usually there are farking lots accidents everyday and usually the locals or Pakistani are involved~~!!

Langgar n caused ppl mati baru denda Dhs 200k only~~
If u r rich enough...
Langgar mati org as much as u can..
Baru Dhs 200k for 1 life...
life is so farking chEAp ~~~!!!

Lolz~~


* Blood money – when u langgar seseorang sampai dia mati, u gonna compensate his/her family an amount of Dhs 200k~~

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

hAM news : Abi Dhabi experiences slight rain

Unseasonal rain in Abi Dhabi

hAM News Report (Reported By hAM)
Published: May 06, 2008, 08:45 (GMT+ 04.00)Abi Dhabi, AAE

Abi Dhabi: Residents of Abi Dhabi were left pleasantly surprised on Tuesday morning as slight rainfall graced the skies.

At close to 7:15am on Tuesday morning, the partially cloudy skies gave way to slight rainfall, which soon cleared.

Strong winds and unseasonal heavy rains were also seen in Abi Dhabi on Monday night.

This unusual change in temperature comes soon after steady rise in temperature swept the nation over the past few weeks.

May is typically the beginning of AAE’s scorching summer, as temperatures soar and humidity rises.



~~~~End~~~~

It is so uncommon + unusual + rare raining in May de ler…
This is so miracle~~
Hahaha, I’m so lucky…
Can experience raining in AAE~~

aiks~~ dun tell me armageddon is "coming" soon~~~

=p

Sunday, April 27, 2008

"东"遊記 之 中东外劳论英雄

中东论 "英雄"~~

wat~~!!??

打麻将啦~~
哈哈哈~~

3-1-7 三大傻佬在 Abu Dhabi 开台~~~
台上论英雄~~

我地将中华民族传统"游戏"搬到中东的舞台上~~
希望可以"发扬光大"啦~~
哈哈哈~~

想当年咱们在拉曼读书时打麻将既情况, 真系天与地~~
有边个会想到我地几条友会月入过五位数字既~~!!??

让我地颇有感触~~
真是世事难料~~

好似系一瞬间就"功成名就"甘~~

也许改变的只是一瞬间, 但系转变的却是一生~~
当初真系好彩, send 左了个 email 去应征~~
就甘,我就做左中东外劳~~
如果吾系既话,我仲系星加坡打紧工~~

有时真系一瞬间也要去争取, 一瞬间也要好好珍惜~~
人地一江春水向东流,我地系一班傻佬向东走~~~
不过系有多"少少"钱既傻佬~~
(好似好LC甘)

哈哈哈~~

=p

Monday, April 21, 2008

波 波 波~~

真系一波未停一波又起~~
总之好多波系啦~~

Saturday, April 12, 2008

yes~~ i got laptop~~!!!

yes~~

i bought it~~
HP brand laptop~~

guna credit card buy de...
gagagaga~~

yes~
i can play freecell or solitaire aredi~~~
(=.=''')

aiyo.. better then i laying on my bed everyday n do nothing lar..

now i can watch movie...
n play some windows game lar..
muahahaha~~

cepat cepat , we go Etisalat apply internet connection lar...
then boleh download alot things aredi..
such as ........... & _____ lar~~
hahaha~~

lolz..

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Things change fast~~~ unpredictable~~!!

9.30am, Thursday, April 10, 2008~~~

Team meeting now~~
it is only for the higher level / management staff~~
is a site meeting among the high management~~
so, I small fish tak payah masuk there..
=p

Hrmm~~~
Abit worries now~~my commercial manager coming back soon wor~~
Rumor lar~~
Actually whole office pun tak really tahu bila dia nak balik~~

Hrmm~~
I’ll under which team~~!!??

The budgeting team~~!!??
doing budgeting~~!!??
cost control~~!!??
hrmm~~ i'm quite familiar with it~~
it is ok wif me~~
coz this is wat am i doing during the QS consultant firm~~
doing comparision against the forecast costly wif the actual costing~~~
alwyz advise advise advise n try to minimize the cost for the project~~

Or the procurement + payment team~~!!??
hrmm~~
this team is doing the job preparing monthly claims + sub-contracting~~
the role involve communication with sub-contractor and suppliers in writing, by telephone and in face-to-face meetings~~~
& mayb with other internal members as necessary to discuss technical issues and problems~~
tat's means u ned to talk much + speak more~~
u ned to hav a better communication skill + writing skill~~
i'm doing this @ previous company too~~
but i hate it~~~
coz my english communication skill + writing skill are farking poor~~
However~~ it is challenging job~~

Probably not the measurement team kua….
I hate to do measurement~~
Sudah few yrs not really do this aredi~~
normally this 1 is done by the juniors~~
doesnt mean i'm senior lar~~
but it used to be done by my junior in my ex ex company~~
^.^

Or the new formed team ~?? M&E + precast work punya team~~!!??
M&E works~~
aiks~~~
i'm an archi & struture QS ler~~
doing Mechanical & electrical works~~!!??
sanitary plumbing ~~!!??
tak tahu lar~~
totally no idea wat is tat~~~~
usually this is done by the M&E consultant/engineer de~~~


haihz~~
sigh~~~
Wat ever lar…
I’m just a small fish here…
I’ll do wat ever u guys ask me to do…
Lolz…

Think positive~~
& look on the positive side of the situation
Everything will be fine~~

Dun worry, be happy~~

♪♪~~~

lolz~~


10.30am, Thursday, April 10, 2008~~~

Senior came out from the meeting room~~
He organizes a small internal meeting for our team~~
Only 4 of us~~

Surprise~~ !!!
1 of the QS r leaving us~~
a liverpool guy~~
wai call him POOLYAO~~!!

my team form by a Senior QS, a QS n 2 Assistant QS~~
I’m the temporary team member lar~~
Senior QS is the leader of the team here~~

OMG~~~
Now fatty are take over that QS’s job~~
& I’m going to take over fatty’s work~~
Fatty banyak cepat get promotion lar…
Hahahaha~~
He naik 1 level within 1 month ++
cooL~~~
hahaha~~

his face looks stress~~
nyaiks~~
but this is a good opportunity for him also lar..
he can show the management bout his ability~~

as for me~~
I’ll happy with my current position/situation~~
no jealous + no envy~~
Just “happy” for him~~
Hahahaha~~

I truly understand/believe tat “greater power comes greater responsibility”~~
Slowly lar~~
at this moment~~I wish to assist fatty only lar~~
Back up him at his back when he shouting "need reinforcement"~~
Lolz~~~

It is considering as a GOOD NEWS for me lar~~
99.9999999% I’ll be located for this project~~~

Hahahaha~~
I tak payah worry tat I’ll going to be “throw” to Dubai or other lousy c2pid site~~
Now is settle down aredi~~

Unless there is another QS coming in to our team..
Otherwise I’ll be in this team~~

Too bad~~
Probably cannot take leave @ same Saturday wif fatty~~
Aiks~~~
Tat is bad news~~
We cannot pergi sini-sana main together aredi~~

:'(

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

1st pay @ Middle East~~!!!

YESSS~~~ !!!
I got my pay~~~
1st Payment @ Middle East~~~!!!!

The salary only paid for last month~~
30th & 31st March~~~

Hrmm~~
Actually I reach Middle East on 30th~~
But tat nice + kind + friendly Philippino HR stated I start work on 30th of March~~
So~~ tipu 1 hari gaji lagi~~
Hahahaha~~

Even just 2 dayz of salary received…
But sounds not bad right~~!!??
Received my salary pay on 9th~~

It is stated I shall receive my monthly salary on the 15th of the following month in my appointment letter…
But now it is a bit earlier liao~~

But~~
Y so little~~~!!!????

ArRRRR~~~

The HR take my basic & divided by 31 dayz~~~
zzZzZzzzz~~

so kiam siap~~~
XD

However,
Fatty (wai) is going to buy his laptop this weekend~~~
At least we hav som entertainment liao~~
We can watch Stephen Chow’s MOVIE~~~~
Muahahaha~~!!!

Monday, April 07, 2008

yes~ 1 week sudah pass~~

Klalala~~

i sudah tipu few thousand Dirham in this few dayz~~

damn it~~ i kerja kat M'sia 1 bulan pun tak boled dpt~~
ZzZzzz~~

i get a manager pay (according in m'sia) but work as a general clerk here(middle esat)~~
sounds great~~~

but i feel lonely lar~~
haihz~~

sini tak ada books, tak ada novel, tak ada interner, tak ada laptop~~
i feel damn boring~~~
damn~~

hopefully i'm able to move out to my new accommodation within this week~~
then i wanna buy a laptop~~
apply the internet connection n bla bla bla~~

frankly speaking~~
lucky wai is here...
if not i'm gonna mAd aredi~~

i 1der how he tahan in last few weeks~~
pity fatty wai~~

he is SOSOSOSOSO lucky~~
becoz i'm here...
i can teman him chitchatt~~
so he no ned to waste 2k++ Dirham to call back m'sia(he is too lonely + boring)~~
damn ~~ 2k Dirham can buy N82 @ M'sia aredi lor~~
lolz~~~

he is SO SO SO lucky~~
becoz i'm here~~
gagaga~~

lolz~~
actually i'm the 1 shall glad becoz he is here~~
if not i sure gila aredi~~
if he is not here~~
then the 1 who spend 2-3k for recharge prepare credit is me aredi~~

lolz~~

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

middLe east~~~!!!

Well~~
Finally~~ I reach Middle East (Abu Dhabi) as I wish~~

Hrmm~~ happy + worries~~
Feel upset too~~
Upset is becoz gotto left my sweet home againz..
Haihz… left my family members Againz~~!!

Happy is becoz earning more right now…
Damn it~~ I work 1 month @ current company is better than I work half yr in M’sia…
Can u get wat I mean~~!!??
Tat’s mean I can settle my heavy study loan(including my sisters) within 2 yrs whereby it should take me more than 5 yrs to settle it~~
I can achieve financial freedom (clean of loans) within 2 yr ~~
N I can provide farking better life to my mum right now~~~
My sister they all no ned to worries bout their study fees anymore~~
Wat a farking happy cheerful news~~

Yes~~!!!
Even I Dream also smile arr~~

U all won’t understand my feeling de lar…
I’m so farking worries bout this study loans for few yrs aredi~~
Everydayz also thinking bout money money money~~
Almost gila aredi~~~
I ahmoi pun tak berani nak pikat arr….
Farking chammm man~~~

Nowadays kids also noe how to sing it~~
“no money no talk”~~~
Sam Hui (hongkong famous singer) alwyz sing tat “chin chin chin chin” (money money money money)~~
No money u wanna kau lui arr~~??
Even tat ahmoi want , I also dun dare…
So SUFFER~~~!!

But now the situation is different jorRR~~
I got money very soon~~~~
Earn farking a lots comparing wif my same age young adult~~
Muahahaha~~

I cant imagine what will happen in future now…
I have a lots devil frens suggestion me how to use the money now~~
Actually I have a lots devil ideas too~~

Hahahaha~~
Masa tidur pun ketawa now~~

I’M so SATAN~~~!!!!!

=p

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Singapore Zoo

the Singapore Zoo isn’t a very big zoo, but I really like the “open zoo” concept~~
the most attractive and interesting is the fact that I can go really close to the animals~~
Tat's because this Zoo follows the open concept~
Frankly speaking~~ it is “slightly + slightly + slightly” better than M’sia Zoo~~
(M'sia Zoo~~!!?? i heard the fishes all sudah mati(death)~~)
=p

the Zoo has so many species of 100s of animals. It is divided into many parts like Treetops Trail, Wild Africa, Cat Country, Reptile Garden, Small Mammals & etc~~
@ the entrance of the zoo, there are many restaurants where you can rest after your trip at the zoo~~
There is also a KFC restaurant in the entrance and inside the zoo~~

Hrmm~~
we watch the sea lion & penguins play show~
Take picture n etc~~
It still took us about 3 n half hours ++ to finish every single area in the Zoo~~
Actually it is 2 hours ++ journey only lar~~
We stuck becoz of the animals play show + raining~~
=p


Singapore Zoo ~ me, chee meng, shirley + soOteng~~


white tIger : miao~~

Sunday, March 02, 2008

foOk's mahjong kaki'es r leaving~~

botak sudah pergi ke sarawak~
to "drive" his airo-plane~~
pilot moumou kin~~
sarawak sure got alots chiqs admire u de lar...
dun make garls pregnant so easily arr...
i dun1 to be uncle hAM yet~~
lolz~~

n i'm going to Abu Dhabi soon...
damn~~
no pork country~~
n i cannot eat beef~~
aiks~~ wat else i can eat~~?
chicken & seafood~~??
my bak kut teh arrr~~~
i'll miss u~~~
T.T

foOk tao will stay @ PJ~~
tfk alone~~
lolz~~
no ppl teman him mahjong anymore~~
sigh~~

we all r @ the junction now...
turn left or right?
go straight or U-turn?
No body noe wat’s gonna happen in future..
I wish everybody good luck n all the best lar..

wish botak can becom captain within few yrs~~
introduce ahmoi(s) "Stewardess" to me~~~~!!!!!

foOk tao~~
wish u found ur ideal job lar…
save money n then we can carry on our “plan”~~
pergi travel~~~
lolz~~

=p

Thursday, February 21, 2008

happy birdDay @ sg


happy birDday @ office @ sg wif colleagues~~


aiks~~
my colleagues celebrate birdday for me~
pic taken last few weeks ago~~
now only got time to upload it~~

aiks~~~
abit pai seh~~

err... few yrs nv celebrate birdday wif cake aredi...
my closer buddy also noe tat i'm not tat suka celebrate birdday wif cake de...
actually this is bcoz i dun like the feeling when everybody looking @ me~~
especially when alots ppl singing birdday song~~
(u c my face~~ abit like batu aredi~~ )

malu lar~~~
=p

anyway~~ really appreciate it~~
abit surprise~~ pai seh~~ n happy also~~~

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

leaving S'pore~~

Hrmm….
Long time nv update this blog~
Becoz I’m too bizy in last few months…
Damn it..
Works nv end…
Sienz~~
So many projects~~

Finally~~
I’m a bit free right now..

I tender resignation @ beginning of Feb~~
I got offer from middle east company..
So~ I’m going to middle east nex month…
Haven’t decided were to be locate & which project also..
Stil pending for the decision from the management…
But I prefer to be locating @ Abu Dhabi lar~~
Lower expenses mar~~
I can save more~~ =p
So~ my last working day in current company is 14th of March~~

Hrmm… almost half year “hanging” in s’pore…
Now leaving soon~~
duno y.. no hard feeling also..
maybe I’m not so satisfy with current status/ company lar..

btw~~ i think my boss pun tak begitu satisfy wif my performance also..
muahahaha~~
who cares~~
u tak suka i then i quit lor....

Lolz~~
sounds so relax~~
n sounds like I’m so cruel~~
Macam tak kisah~~

hrmm~
but frankly speaking ~
mayb the friendly colleagues can be the only reason i feel not willing to left lar~~

Hrmmm~~
but my eye sudah occupied of $$$ right now~~
How to spend my money ler~~
Hahaha~~
Seong wai advices me go buy a Rolex watch~~
Around RM20k +- lar~~
Good for collection wor..

Hrmm~~ can consider about tat also..
But I afraid my hand kena chop when those Indonesian saw I wearing Rolex watch ler…

Aiks~~
Wat to do….!!??
buy a fake 1~~!!??
ppl will tot tat is real after notice u working @ middle east~~~
n when the ppl wanna rope u just giv it lar..
muahahahaha~~

Hrmm..
back to topic~~
Actually this is a very good opportunity for me to settle my loanS~~
hopefully can settle it within 1 or 2 yrs~~
Then I’ll becom free afterward~~~
Can do wat ever I want~~!!!

Yeah~~
Investing the extra money into share~~!?
Houses~!?
Or partnering wif som1 to run some small business~~!!??
So far~ I hav no idea yet~~
Hrmmm~~ my brain cannot think wisely right now~~
The feeling is damn complicated~~
I’m leaving my sweet home to a far east country~~
I cant go home easily as current anymore~~
I also duno I can tahan or not~~
However~ the power of $$$ will support me de~~
Hrmmm~~ can consider to get a gf when reach there lar..
To make my life more “interesting”~~
Lolz~~ sounds so easy~~
Hope “she” is not an Islamic lar~~
Hahaha~~~

Btw~~ middle east got pork~~!!????
=p

Friday, November 23, 2007

gathering~~The Legend Four Aces~~

muahahaha~~

~~the Legend Four Aces~~

should be foolish 4 lar~~
hahahaha~~

hehehe~~
PoOseng, Au, Chee meng + myself~~
i call it the team of Liverpool 4 aces ( i just decided it todayz)~~ =p

muahahaha~~
4 guys stick togeter for dinner...
wat else we can do?
wat else we can talk?

talk crap lar~~
blow here blow there...
it remind me our study life in UK~~

we sambil makan sambil talk~~
non-stop~~~

hahaha~~
i realize tat our topic more on scolding our company lar~~
hahaha~~ it seems like everybody wanna quit after CNY~~
resign after get the bonus~~

toO bad~~
i sign a c2pid contract~~
if i wanna resign after CNY~~
i gonna compensate this company~~

but if i really unhappy + ada better offer~~
i might resign toO~~
compensate marr compensate lar...

deng~~
get/apply another company which can help me compensate lar..

muahahaha~~
life so short~~
dun force myself if i really feel unhappy~~
=p

i feel great after this gathering~~
hope we can meet each others once per month or 2 months lar..

hehehe~~
we can release our our stress after scolding~~
we can share exp frm each other toO~~
how to "play taikek" wif the man-con / consultant~~
muahahaha~~~

Thursday, November 22, 2007

1st MC in new company~~

fever~~
heavy fewer on tuesday~~

hrmm...
walk 10 mins to the polyclinic~~
Q for half an hour baru dpt c the doctor~~

I was shock~~
wau~~
this doctor is so young~~ n pretty~~~
i really get shock~~~
(sick aredi stil so hamsap~~) =p

well~~
sick sure wan MC lar..
i ask for 1day but she giv me 2 dayz...
i starting admire her aredi~~
=p

hrmm...
2 dayz MC...
i wake up then eat then slep againz..
repeat n repeat for 2 dayz...

i feel very weak now...
but relax..
coz really can rest (curi tulang/ayam)~~
=p

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Home~~!!! Sweet Home~~!!!

hrmm...
there r a lots of definitions for home~~

Home can be definite as
  • A place where one lives; a residence
  • The physical structure within which one lives, such as a house or apartment
but I prefer to Describe home as
  • A dwelling place together with the family or social unit that occupies it; a household
  • An environment offering security and happiness

the feeling of going back home is so great~~~

i miss my bed~~
my pillow~~
my books~~
my comic~~
my PC~~
my family members~~
n all my frens~~

every things makes me feel so good~~

mood also becomz better now~~

the Best suggestions to release stress is go home~~

finally~~
i understand it~~

home~~~
oh~~ sweet home~~~!!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

hOme sweet hoMe~~

well~~

i miss my home now~~
dun doubt tat~~

i really mean wat i say~~

well~~
i'm saying tat becoz i'm so farking stress now~~
hahaha~~

hrmm~~
sometimes i really try to use my "heart" to do/finish my jobs~~
but~~ ++++ however~~
i cant make it most of the time~~
especially when i feel stress + the time is rushing~~

damn it~~
so many things to do...
u wont feel panic de merr~~!!??
unless u r farking experience~~
or u totally dun care bout ur farking job....

abit regret to left my candy sweet home n come to this country aredi~~
although early I knew tat this consultant life will be tougher~~

i should noe tat...
small company alwyz like this~~
:'(

well~~
think on another way~~
i may train til more independence~~
tat's wat i going gain here~~
work hard~~
earn more experience~~

look forward to the future~~

wish myself goOd luck~~
ahmen~~~~!!

=p

p/s:
yess~~ i'm going back m'sia this weekend~~~
i wanna yamcha~~
i wanna eat KFC, nasi lemak, chicken rice + wathc movie~~~~!!!!!!

Friday, November 09, 2007

happy deEpavali~~!!!??

happy deepavali~~!???

i'm not so happy lor....
coz i rushing claim @ home~~

yes~~ dun doubt tat~~
i really bring the works back to my house n do it~~~

u tot i play play arr~~!!??
i cant finish all my works lar..
the works keep coming~~
early i tot wanna take leave de~~~

damn it~~
so many things to do..
how to take leave~~!??

i did learn a very useful skill in this company~~~
"拖 (duo)~~~!!!"
( somthing like delay/hang the works)

well~~
i really got to do the works according the priority~~

but everything also seems like very important~~
wat to do~~!?
do which 1 1st~~!??

haihz..
which 1 kena push then do which 1 lar...
u tak ada push me then i leave it only lar..
btw~~ the claims must be out lar..
tat's y i alwyz so farking bizy @ the early of the month~~
damn it...

dun write anymore lar..
back to work lar....
(stil my lunch time ler...)

:'(

sigh~~~

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

!!!!!

well~~
this blog looks like sudah mati~~

muahahaha~~
i no time to update it lar..
damn it..

hrmm..
Sudah reduce 1 project becoz it is given to a new colleague(my tarc junior)….
Quite pretty de lar…
^.^

But got bf de lar…
=.='''

Hrmm.. consider lucky~~!!??
I also duno lar…
I stil got 10 more to go…
Some is final account…
Some is new project…
Some is on-going project…

i got to prepare tender documents for piling works, main-con & NSC(s)...
Plus the contract documents for Main-contractor & NSC(SSSSS)...
prepare progress payment to Main-con + direct payment for client~~~

VO~~~~~~~~
damn it~~~
@#%$^%^& ~~~VO~~~

Hrmm...
I guess I can becom a manager after I finish these entire projects….

Any 1 wanna offer me a job~!!!??
I damn cheap 1..
can take over all the shit de wor (althought i think i'm sarks)…
Lolz~~

Hrmm….
Better dun talk so much cock here..
Wish myself good luck lar…
55 finish the things (no way lar...)
at least finish that few stupid claims + the tender documents lar..
calling for tender jor~~~~

=.='''

Lolz~~