lolz~~~ i'm baka~~~ ^ ^

finally i finish my work~~~
the c2pid tender submission is tomolo~~~
i OT til 8 somthing~~~
yesterday OT til almost 11pm ler~~
damn it~~
hrmmm~~ i'm free now~~~~
now i remember i promise some 1 to re-post an article~~~
actually i posted this early then hidden it afterward~~~
but my fren(weng) looking for this post recently~~
he ask me to email this to him~~
he say this is DAMN DAMN funny~~~
so.. no choice~~ i post it AGAINZ~~
hope it really do entertain u all lar~~~

this is so so so soooooo CLASSIC~~~
i sendiri also laugh like hell when reading it~~~ y i talk so much nonsense at tat moment~~~???
lolz~~ anywayz~~ u guys enjoy~~~~

(i try to translate the mandarin to english~~ so tat som of my frens can understand wat's the meaning of it~~)




(23.07.2007)~~

Keap2hO_ says (7:13 PM):
hi

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:13 PM):
wat's up~~~~~~~~~???!! =p

Keap2hO_ says (7:13 PM):
事实系事实爱情系现实~~你吾好自己呃自己啦~~~!!!! ah salt fish ~~~ =.='''

(the Fact is fact & luv is realistic~~ u dun tipu sendiri lar~~!!!! ah salt fish~~~~=.=''' )
(THIS IS POSTED IN MY MSN as a sub- NICK~~ he asking me wat's the meaning of this~~)

Keap2hO_ says (7:13 PM):
wat the mean????

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:13 PM):
lolz..

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:13 PM):
err.. duno?
u say ler...?

Keap2hO_ says (7:13 PM):
i oso dun noe la...

Keap2hO_ says (7:13 PM):
this things is write by u...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:14 PM):
hahaha , then i tell u lar..
it's saying some 1 sendiri tipu sendiri..

Keap2hO_ says (7:14 PM):
tat one is u la???

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:14 PM):
it advise "he/she" dun do tat againz.

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:14 PM):
hahaha..
duno?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:14 PM):
ohh.. u think is me lar?

Keap2hO_ says (7:14 PM):
so u stil wan cheating urself...

(i really duno who is cheating himself now~~ som1 chasing a garl for 1 yr + aredi~~ stil dun1 giv up~~~~swt~~)

Keap2hO_ says (7:14 PM):
yup...

(hrmm~~ he really tot i got trouble in luv~~~~ swt~~~)

Keap2hO_ says (7:15 PM):
ppl won simply write/...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:15 PM):
hahaha...
ohh.. i will record this...
hahaha...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:15 PM):
u really thinking i'm writing it becoz of "me"...
hrmm...
hahahaha

Keap2hO_ says (7:15 PM):
wow,,,,
like tat oso need 2 record....

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:16 PM):
ermm..
mayb u try ask hup they all..

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:16 PM):
who is lying himself..
muahahaha =p

(i can bet wif u~~~ they sure say is ~~~~ MR. H* W*** K***)

Keap2hO_ says (7:16 PM):
no ppl lying....
juz run away frm the fact....

Keap2hO_ says (7:17 PM):
somtime the fact is very diff 2 face by ourself...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:17 PM):
haihz..
maybe lar..
but pls dun 100 steps laugh 50 steps lar
haihz....

Keap2hO_ says (7:17 PM):
wat u mean?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:17 PM):
i sure noe wat i writing + saying lar.. not like som1... lolz..

Keap2hO_ says (7:17 PM):
how talk of twin tower?

(swt~~ y suddenly pop out this question~~~???? swt~~~ =.=''')

Keap2hO_ says (7:17 PM):
tall???

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:18 PM):
duno??

Keap2hO_ says (7:18 PM):
then....?

Keap2hO_ says (7:18 PM):
u noe or dun noe?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:19 PM):
lolz

Keap2hO_ says (7:19 PM):
i ask the twin tower ah????

Keap2hO_ says (7:19 PM):
wat u answer me???

Keap2hO_ says (7:19 PM):
i wan the answer...

Keap2hO_ says (7:19 PM):
how tall???

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:19 PM):
?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:20 PM):
i duno wor....

Keap2hO_ says (7:20 PM):
the height of twin tower...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:20 PM):
i anwer u aredi..
duno wor

(swt~~ =.=''')

Keap2hO_ says (7:20 PM):
oic...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:20 PM):
harr?
u duno mer??

Keap2hO_ says (7:21 PM):
the answer is = 451.90公尺

(公尺 = metre run)

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:21 PM):
ohh..
then??
wat's wrong?
y sudden ask tat?

Keap2hO_ says (7:21 PM):
then how abt the Taiwan 101???

Keap2hO_ says (7:21 PM):
giv u some tips...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:21 PM):
wait wait wait

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:21 PM):
y u asking me this?

Keap2hO_ says (7:21 PM):
is more higher than twin tower...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:22 PM):
wat for u asking me this?
(so funny~~~~)

Keap2hO_ says (7:22 PM):
quistion time...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:22 PM):
zzzz..
i'm not interest on this lar..

Keap2hO_ says (7:22 PM):
change topic...

Keap2hO_ says (7:22 PM):
wat u wan 2 talk?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:23 PM):
lolz..
if u really wanna talk tat also can de..lolz..
(haihz~~ layan u lar... later say i dun layan u pulak~~~ c wat u wanna ask on nex~~~)

Keap2hO_ says (7:23 PM):
where u now?

Keap2hO_ says (7:23 PM):
stil working?

Keap2hO_ says (7:23 PM):
nvrmind la...

Keap2hO_ says (7:23 PM):
fren not interesting...
who dare 2 talk again the boring topic...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:24 PM):
home now.... taipei 101 is 1670ft
(this is so easy for me~~~i can get the answer within 1 min~~~ haihz.. layan u lar since u do looks so boring there~~~)

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:24 PM):
wat else u wanan noe?

Keap2hO_ says (7:24 PM):
is 1524ft

Keap2hO_ says (7:24 PM):
u r wrong...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:24 PM):
hehehe ,r u sure??

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:24 PM):
100%?

Keap2hO_ says (7:24 PM):
sure...

Keap2hO_ says (7:24 PM):
comfirm...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:24 PM):
100%?

Keap2hO_ says (7:25 PM):
more than...
(really~~~!?? )

Keap2hO_ says (7:25 PM):
u dun ask me gamble...
(he noe i'll ask him him to gamble~~~ he really do noe me well~~~~=.=''')

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:25 PM):
wat i noe is around 1670+-1%

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:25 PM):
haihz... if u r wrong then how?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:25 PM):
hehehe , stil dare to say moer than 100% confident..??

Keap2hO_ says (7:26 PM):
coz is 508公尺

Keap2hO_ says (7:26 PM):
then x 3 = 1524ft...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:26 PM):
hahaha..
is not 1524 fts

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:26 PM):
out of tat figure alots aredi..

Keap2hO_ says (7:26 PM):
coz 1公尺 = 3ft...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:27 PM):
pls lar...
tat's y i alwyz say 说话不要说到这样满

(说话不要说到这样满 = dun talk so loud if u r not sure~~~)

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:27 PM):
moer than 100% confident pulak..

Keap2hO_ says (7:27 PM):
...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:27 PM):
if is 1524ft...
i can gamble wat u got..>
ur wira , ur apartment , even ur life...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:27 PM):
haihz..

Keap2hO_ says (7:28 PM):
sure b confident...
if not how 2 fight wif the other ppl...
(stil very confident pulak~~ now i takut aredi~~~ i'm the 1 not confident now~~~were is my calculator~~!!?? wat's the factor of conversion for Metre run to ft~~~!!??)

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:28 PM):
u stil remain ur answer?1
1524ft?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:28 PM):
zzzzzzzz

Keap2hO_ says (7:28 PM):
508公尺

Keap2hO_ says (7:28 PM):
is my final answer...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:29 PM):
hahahaha....
tat's really funny...

Keap2hO_ says (7:29 PM):
y

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:29 PM):
change answer now..
hahaha

Keap2hO_ says (7:29 PM):
508 x 3 = 1524ft

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:29 PM):
just now duno who say moer than 100% confident is 1524ft =p

Keap2hO_ says (7:29 PM):
my answer stil the same...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:29 PM):
508m is not equal to 1524ft..
pls lar...

Keap2hO_ says (7:29 PM):
then?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:29 PM):
tat's means the early answer u given until now also wrong..

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:30 PM):
1m is not equal to 3ft only..
is more than tat..

Keap2hO_ says (7:30 PM):
then my final answer is 1666.48ft

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:30 PM):
1 meter = 3.2808399 feet
(i got this frm google~~~ =p)

Keap2hO_ says (7:30 PM):
final answer...

Keap2hO_ says (7:30 PM):
i get it liao..

Keap2hO_ says (7:30 PM):
ok

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:30 PM):
u go calculate lar.>
dun final answer final answer lar.>
u aredi wrong at early lar..

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:31 PM):
more than 100% confident pulak...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:31 PM):
zzzzzzzz

Keap2hO_ says (7:31 PM):
ok

Keap2hO_ says (7:31 PM):
ok

Keap2hO_ says (7:31 PM):
next quistion...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:31 PM):
haihz..
stil the same..
so.. u stil dun admit u r wrong ?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:31 PM):
at early?

Keap2hO_ says (7:32 PM):
wat the height of dupai future the most higher in the world building???
(oi~~~ change topic like tatt???????????? =.=''')

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:32 PM):
anwer me 1st..
be4 i answer ur question..
lolz..

Keap2hO_ says (7:32 PM):
now under construction/...

Keap2hO_ says (7:32 PM):
700m

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:33 PM):
wait.>
u havent answer me ler..

Keap2hO_ says (7:33 PM):
2296.59ft

Keap2hO_ says (7:33 PM):
which one?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:33 PM):
so... u stil dun admit u r wrong on the 1524ft high??

Keap2hO_ says (7:33 PM):
juz the factor wrong...

Keap2hO_ says (7:33 PM):
508m is the correct answer....

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:34 PM):
wah...
but early i ask u , u say 1524ft lar..
i ask u againz , r u sure?
u say yes..
then i ask againz , 100%??
u say confident more than 100% ler...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:34 PM):
tat 1 stil not consider u wrong?

Keap2hO_ says (7:35 PM):
but u check back my 1st answer is in m...

Keap2hO_ says (7:35 PM):
after tat apply the wrong factor...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:35 PM):
u stil dare to say ur 1st answer is in Meter?
(harr??? i better check back the history 1st~~ yes... i'm right~~ u answet me in ft at early~~~)

Keap2hO_ says (7:35 PM):
so indirectly make the ft answer wrong...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:36 PM):
hahaha , but u 1st time answer me is 1524ft ler..

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:36 PM):
tat's mean U R WRONG at early..
afterward only u say in Meter..

Keap2hO_ says (7:36 PM):
tat y i told u lo...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:36 PM):
m i right?

Keap2hO_ says (7:36 PM):
the factor apply wrong...

Keap2hO_ says (7:37 PM):
...

Keap2hO_ says (7:37 PM):
juz 4get abt it la...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:37 PM):
lolz.. i dun care wat's the factor now.>
i just wanna noe..
u 1st time answer me is the 1524ft.. am i right?

Keap2hO_ says (7:37 PM):
the quistion time is over liao...
(wah wah wah~~~~)

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:38 PM):
hahaha..
so , means u r not wrong lar?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:38 PM):
means ur answer is correct?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:38 PM):
frm the beginning until the end u also answer me in Meter run only?
no ft?

Keap2hO_ says (7:38 PM):
my answer is wrong lo...

Keap2hO_ says (7:38 PM):
u r the winner lo...
(finally~~i win~~)

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:38 PM):
hahaha , ok..

Keap2hO_ says (7:38 PM):
happy o?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:38 PM):
tat's all..
case close...

Keap2hO_ says (7:39 PM):
#$@%^*&

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:39 PM):
haihz.. somtimes..
just tat easy..
wrong mar wrong lor..
no 1 wanna laugh or look small u 1 mar...

Keap2hO_ says (7:39 PM):
force me said this....

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:39 PM):
deng..
we "human" must learn to noe our mistake n admit it..
not alwyz defence although u r wrong..

Keap2hO_ says (7:39 PM):
i noe i not wrong...
juz sometime dun noe how 2 explain only...
(aiks~~ i'm not yet win~~ he stil keep defencing for himself~~~)

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:40 PM):
hahaha..
stil no wrong..
hahaha..

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:40 PM):
then nex time dun say so "loud" ..
nv say 100% confirm if u not sure..

Keap2hO_ says (7:40 PM):
i sure 4 my answer....

Keap2hO_ says (7:41 PM):
juz the factor is apply wrong...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:41 PM):
hahaha... wanna let weng they all judge for this?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:41 PM):
let the public judge lar..
=p

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:41 PM):
aiks.. i lazy to do tat lar..

Keap2hO_ says (7:41 PM):
i dun care....

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:42 PM):
nex time u answer this to ur boss lar..
i'm not wrong..
just factor problem..
lolz.. =p

Keap2hO_ says (7:42 PM):
yalar...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:42 PM):
it's very serious 1 ler..

Keap2hO_ says (7:42 PM):
i 'll tell my boss like tat...

Keap2hO_ says (7:42 PM):
coz not my wrong...

Keap2hO_ says (7:43 PM):
some time boss oso understand one...
(ur boss really kind + nice to u~~~ u measure the quantities n apply it in wrong factor also wont get scold 1 arr??? wah~~ my tender project all hundred millions 1 wor... urs i duno lar~~~ btw~~~ u salah apply factor also wont cause the losing~~~!!??)

(1670 ft– 1524 ft = 146 ft's )

(146 ft's almost equally to 44 metre~~short of 44 metre height punya building~~1 metre height cost u 100k, u also mati lar~~ jump frm taipei 101 also useless~~~ )

(taipei building sure "crying" there now… sudden becom shorter~~~ lolz)

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:43 PM):
then whose fault/wrong?

Keap2hO_ says (7:43 PM):
then they 'll ask u change the factor...

Keap2hO_ says (7:43 PM):
the the correct answer 'll appear...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:43 PM):
ohh.. means u stil didnt do anything wrong lar?
just the factor mistake..
is not a "wrong" also lar..
just a mistake lar? =p

Keap2hO_ says (7:43 PM):
the fator wron lo...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:44 PM):
ohh , the factor get frm where?
who do the factor?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:44 PM):
so , whose wrong? =p

Keap2hO_ says (7:44 PM):
the factor is frm computer....
(so computer is the 1 who doing the mistake~~ y the PC dun tell u the factor of conversion is 1 meter = 3.2808399 feet when u key in 1 meter = 3fts~~~!!?? swt~~~~ =.=''')

Keap2hO_ says (7:44 PM):
v oso need the time 2 check...
then only noe the factor is worng...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:44 PM):
hahaha , i laughing infront of my PC now..
hmm.. computer mistake.>
not urs..
ok , i got it...
( believe me~~ i really do laughing~~~~ lucky i home alone now~~~ if not~ my family members tot i sial aredi~~~)

Keap2hO_ says (7:45 PM):
after tat 'll change 2 the correct one...
then get the real answer...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:45 PM):
wei.. wai n weng watching movie now lar..
trasnformer..
duno finish aredi o not ler..

(hrmm....i start changing topic aredi~~asking him find others~~ dun kacau me~~i movie'ing 1 ler~~~~)

Keap2hO_ says (7:45 PM):
dun noe...

Keap2hO_ says (7:45 PM):
u call them la...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:46 PM):
no ned lar..
i just tell u tat only..
if u feel free n wana find them..

Keap2hO_ says (7:46 PM):
y u not join them?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:46 PM):
i jsut makan n watching movie now..

Keap2hO_ says (7:46 PM):
wat movie?

Keap2hO_ says (7:46 PM):
wat u makan?

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:47 PM):
makan at home lor..
watching HK old movie..
my sis just get a CD frm last week

Keap2hO_ says (7:48 PM):
then dowload n borrow me...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:48 PM):
not download..
is a CD..

Keap2hO_ says (7:48 PM):
i wan watch movie...
coz nothing do 2..

Keap2hO_ says (7:48 PM):
ok

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:48 PM):
汇通天下
watch aredi?

Keap2hO_ says (7:48 PM):
gtg liao...

Keap2hO_ says (7:48 PM):
not yet...

Keap2hO_ says (7:48 PM):
brb...

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:48 PM):
then u can get the CD lar..

Keap2hO_ says (7:48 PM):
ok

[ ahh_mun³ or hAM² ]~~♪ ♀ ♂~~ (movie'ing) says (7:48 PM):
k

Keap2hO_ says (7:49 PM):
brb take k

Keap2hO_ says (7:49 PM):
good nite

(harlo~~ brb means be right back lar~~~ u should say bb= byebye lar~~~ dun simply type if u dun understand~~~ swt~~~~)

~~~~~~~~~~~end of the conversation~~~~~~~~~~~~~





~~~~~~~~~~~hAM's comment~~~~~~~~~~~
hrmmm~~~ this is sooooo CLASSIC~~~ ~~~!!!!
n this Mr. Ho Weng Keap is the most KENGCHAO QS i know in my life~~
i dun think any 1 can competitive wif him in this world~~
me~~!!??
totally cannot fight wif him~~
u c the conversation also noe i sure lose 1~~~
but mayb can find som 1 to fight wif him in this Universe lar~~

BTW~~~
if the ET really come n conquer the earth~~
we can send this MR. HO WENG KEAP to negotiate wif them~~
we SURE WIN in the negotiation~~~
coz this MR. HO is our hero~~~
he is the 救世主 (messiah) send by the GOD~~~
he really noe everything in this world~~~
nothing can doubt him~~~
n 1 more thing~~ he nv do any mistake+fault in his life~~
although ada mistake + fault also not becoz of himself~~~
tat fault+ mistake + wrong is caurse by others (eg: the computer which doing the factor mistake in this post~~)

正所谓你不入地狱谁入地狱，警恶惩奸，维护世界和平这个任务就交比你啦~~！！
(Stephen Chow's KUNGFU Dialogue : u tak masuk the hell, siapa masuk~~!?? u must entering the HELL~~~ only u can bear the task of defeat the evil and safeguarding the world peace~~)

muahahahahaz~~~
i'm damn bad~~~~~!!!!!!!!

evil~~~
satan~~~~~~~~~~
=p

wat is this~~~!!??

any 1 noe wat is this~~~!!???

i mean i noe this is make frm clay~~
but wat the hell is this~~~!!???

guess guess guess~~~~

=p

funny company~~

This is so funny~~

this Glob*l construction company really KENG CHAO~~~
They submit a company profile without office contact & fax number~~
Wat kind of ahpek company is this~~~!!???
I got to call the Contract Manager(HP #) listed inside the profile~~
N guess wat~~!!??
That manager resigned~~~
Zzz~~~

Then I call the Project manager’s hp~~
Resigned too~~~

lolz~~~
u think I’m god arr~~!!??
How to call u or fax u the quotation/tender invitation~~~!!??

who surpose to contact now~~~!!???

BAKA~~~!!!
C2pid betul~~~!!
Tak ada otak~~~!!!

now ~~ I hav no choice~~~
straight away call the director~~
OMG~~ this director baru 37 yrs old~~~

no 1der lar~~~

ZZzZzzz~~~~

Very potential company~~~

any job vacancy there~~~!!??
i apply for the Contract Manager post lar~~~


lolz~~~


Zzz~~~~

durian madness~~~!!

Warning: durian "inside" ~~!!!

~~~DURIAN~~~~

• Grown in Malaysia and Indonesia.
• the fruit having a hard, prickly rind and soft pulp with an offensive odor but a pleasant taste.
• Each fruit weighs 2-3kg and has a soft, cream-coloured pulp, with a smell considered disgusting by the uninitiated.
• A 100-g portion is a rich source of vitamin C; a good source of vitamin B1; a source of vitamin B2; supplies 125 kcal (500 kJ).
• Within the shell are five or six segments of golden or cream-colored custardy pulp, the flavor of which is reputed to be so delectable that it is commonly known in Southeast Asia as the "king of fruits."

one little, two little, three little durians~~


as wat the pic shown~~
a quite huge numbers of durians STORING in my house~~~

wah~~ damn it~~ the smell is SOSOSOSOOOOOO bad~~~!!!!
i can smell it once i step into my house~~

"maaa(mum), y so smelly~~!!?? who ate durians~~~!!??"

my mother pointing the store room n ask me to hav loOk~~
walau~~ y so many durians there~~!!??
durian mega sales arrr~~~!!??

"nolar~~ tat uncle bought it n hoard it here temporary~~"

damn~~ it's so smelly~~~
hrmmm~~~ nightmare for me~~~
i sudah few yrs nv touch this "king of fruits" liao~~~
coz i cant tahan the smell of it~~

p/s:
3 yrs ago~~
i ate durian frm dayz til night~~
coz i having vacation @ my auntie's Durian Park~~
it's nightmare for me~~~ makan makan makan~~~
so crazy~~~u can smell the durian flavor when i open my mouth~~
so GERI~~~~~!!!

new place~~~

hrmm~~
finally~~my dpmnt's renovation is done~~
i switch my seat for 3 times aredi~~
finally~~ i think this is last change for me~~
here's some pictures of my cubical~~
before n after renovate~~~ =p



my place(before renovation)~~


&

DANG DANG~~ DANG DANG~~~~!!!!


my place(after renovation)~~overall view~~



~~front view~~



~~sweetzzzz~~ candy get frm som1 (by force~~!!?? anyway, thanks to Angeline =p )~~~






hrmm~~ i'm quite satisfy wif my new place~~
coz i choose it by myself~~~
althougt it is infront of the GM + Manager(s)'s room~~
but i can c any1 who passing in the dpmtn~~~~ =p

yes~~~
my new place/seat~~
it's my world~~ my areas~~
u better dun step in~~ I'll sue u later~~~ =p

office talk~~~ Step mother coming in~~~

fuyoh~~~!!!

好多人啊～～
好紧要多人啊～～～

RB purchasing dpmt moving in today～～
n my contracts dpmnt punya QS will moving in on 10th n onward~~~
tapi few dayz ago sudah ada few of them come n survey aredi~~
i was bizy'ing on the tender submission~~
so , tak ada layan them..
not even c they r male or female~~~
(when i concentrade doing something, i alwyz ignore others~~~)


hrmm~~~
let me tell u guys a story~~

long long time ago~~
(semua story also ned to start like this~~~~~lolz~~~)
there is a widow(RB) get married againz to a new husband (IJM)~~
once they get married~~
the later husband ask the step childs (step sons + daughters) move to his house(wisma IJM)~~
this is becoz the husband say they r 1 family now~~
so~~should stay under 1 roof~~~

hrmm~~
problems appears~~

lolz~~
early~~~the daddy alwyz say tat "now we all 1 family aredi.. Tak ada diferentiate who is whose childs (RB or IJM)~~ we all satu family~~~ u all also my childs~ all follow daddy's surf name lar(all also consider IJM staff~ no more RB)~~ ~~ "

but~~~~~afterward~~
the later husband giving his step childs alots of candy(ESOS), baju baru(car parking) n etc~~~

mean while, the husband sendiri punya sons + daughthers tak dpt baju yg baru (car parking) now~~
early mempunyai~~ but now no more~~
the baju baru (cark parking) only for those elder sons+ daughters (manager levels)~~
the anak bongsu(executive levels) sudah bising sangat now~~

the candy(ESOS) only issued to the step childs (RB staffs)~~
sudah 3 tahun tak ada giv the candy(ESOS) to the own childs aredi~~~

the poker money(salary) of the step childs also higher than the own childs~~
the daddy(IJM) say got adjustment soon~~~
saying tat frm April until now(August)~~~

so~~ kids~~ u wait lar~~~
i think got adjustment on ur pocket money 1~~~
wait lar~~~~
sigh~~

haihz~~
Step mother alwyz more powerful than the daddy 1~~~
lolz~~ so funny~~
this is the rulez~~~

so~~ kids~~
if u tak puas hati + tak suka + tak boleh tahan~~
then move out(resign)~~~~

lolz~~~



~~~ extra~~~

at this stage lar~~
we (or maybe just me only lar) think tat this daddy really unfair~~
u can hear those aunties gossip @ any were… eg: pantry~~
treat step childs better than own 1~~
but tak tahu lar~~~
mayb he wan to please the step childs lar~~
he want them accept this new daddy~~~
lolz~~ so tat the step childs will like this daddy n wont leave(resign)~~~
my own view lar~~ its do looks unfair~~
tapi mayb just my own view lar~~~

but~~who cares~~!!??
i think i stil getting the same treatment~~
or maybe better pulak~~
coz the salary got adjustment since the RB staff's salary is higher than us~~
so~~ i think get benefit on the adjustment lar...

lolz~~
so~~ i tak kisah larr~~
nothing different or big chances for me~~~
=p

lolz~~~

雨天+遲到~~

媽的~~
遲到~~~

下雨天搭快鐵真TMD衰~~~

真懷戀以前~~
要“逃課”就逃~~
那像現在~~

哎~~
打工仔~~
吃人糧銀~~
是醬的啦~~
誰叫你得還債加養家~~

所以~~~~工還是得要做~~
而~~~~ 生活依然醬寂寞~~
雖然~~~公司還是醬刻薄~~
但~~~~~日子還是照樣過~~~

garl of the month~~~

my cute cute sister~~~
The youngest cousin came to my house~~
Pretty o not~~??
She damn smart lar..
Baru 3 years old can sing the “Lao Shu Ai Da Mi” aredi~~
SOooooooo cute~~~


Hrmmm~~~ keropok n bear~~ u going to choose which 1~~!!??



aiks~~ food is more important~~
(mun-mun: I hungry mar~~~)



Hahaha~~ flowers~~~~ garls memang like flowers~~~

星期一~~

又星期一了～～

又要月尾了～～

又过了半年了～～

都不知好运还是倒霉～～

偶的部门差不多半年没新招标了～～

那～～咱们在公司做什么～～！！？？

坐着等粮银咯～～!!!!

=.='''

theory of tears~~~

TMD~~
我只知道女人的眼泪是男人的弱点~~
原来男人的眼泪是女人的弱点啊~~!!??
~~那~~你就哭哭看吧~~~
看那个女的受你这套~~~

=.='''


i noe tat garls' tears alwyz r their secret weapon~~
at the same time it is men's "weakness"~~~

but~~~
TMD~~
todayz~~~
som1 told me tat men's tear also the weak point of women~~~
is tat true~~!!???

damn~~
then u go cry infront of a garl n c wat's her respond lar~~
try it infront of ur dream garl lar..
test the POWER OF UR TEAR~~~!!!
gogogo~~~!!!
i 120% fully mentally support u~~~~~~



i think the garl wont go out wif u anymore...
n mungkin block u frm her phonelist too~~
btw~~ duno u will kena slap or not~~ when the time u crying infront of her..
good luck dude~~~
lolz~~~

鸡屎果 n番石榴~~~

Hahaha….
I ask few of my frens (inside my msn list) a question just now~~

I ask : "hey~ wat’s the dif between 鸡屎果(kai shi ko~~ Cantonese) n 番石榴(fan she liu~~ mandarin)~~!!??"

100% of them say duno..

n majority of them question me back ~~
“ got different mer??”

I answer : "got~~ the different is 鸡屎果(kai shi ko) is bigger n 番石榴(fan she liu) is smaller…"

A: “wakao, ur head lar”

B: “fuck u”

C: “ u sohai ahh?”

D: “………”

E: “mahai”

F: “mch, are u fooling me?”




Hrmm…. I think I consider quite polite compare wif this gentlemen lar~~
Coz I did ask my fren bout the same question on Sunday night~~
N he answer me the answer exactly like wat I answer u guys~~

the different is 鸡屎果(kai shi ko) is bigger n 番石榴(fan she liu) is smaller lar…

n mine respond is~~~ stun for 3 seconds there~~
the time like stopped~~~
wat the hell~~~
this fella really damn genius lar…
like tat also can…
but his face showing extreme confident on his answer..
he doesn’t looks like joke lar…

hrmm…
wat kind of respond should I show to him~~??
I sudah stun for 3 seconds jorr…
N I couldn’t speak a single word out of my mouth~~~s
Wat’s my reaction at this moment is ~~~ just open my mouth n staring him~~

Yet~~ he stil showing me tat he is so proud + confident wif his answer….



Wahahahaha~~
other frens start laughing jorr~~~
Hahahahaha~~
som times I really “respect” this Mr. Ho Weng Keap~~~
He is a genius + intelligent + smart fella~~~
He noe EVERY things 1….
N DARE to SAY ANYTHING~~

I wonder wat’s the answer if I ask him~~
wat’s the different between durian & 榴莲 (liu lian~mandarin)~~??”

Will he answer me tat~~
"durian is bigger 1… 榴莲 (Liu lian) is smaller …!!!???"


hahahaha~~~



p/s: coconut is bigger~~~ kelapa is smaller~~~!!!!!

Poem~~!!?? thruth~~~!!??

Know’ing the luv is NOTHING~~
Awareness of the luv is SOMETHING~~
make’ing the luv is EVERYTHING~~~

~~Anonymous~~


Mr X :
usually, normally, generally, majority, commonly~~
the guys will agree bout the above statement~~
this is the fact~~ guys alwyz think wif their 'bottom part' ~~ =p

Ring ring ring~~~

Ring ring ring~~~~!!

Ring @ midnight~~~!!
Not the Japanese RING lar~~~


hehehehe~~~
Som 1(1 of my fren) alwayz off his mobile when he sleping~~~
N guess wat is happening~~!!??

A very hot + wild + sexy + pretty babe calling him during 3 a.m.~~~
Muahahahaha~~
Tat fella wake up at the morning baru switch on the mobile…
N saw 2 misscall at midnight~~~ 3 something~~~
can u imagine how his face looks like~~!!??
terus tukar to green + hitam~~~

aiks~~
He is farking regret now~~
he did sms + call back tat garl @ the early of the morning~~
but tat garl nv reply him anymore~~

Duno y tat garl looking for him @ midnight~~
3 something somemore~~~
2 calls sommore~~
but Friday night 3 something is ok lar~~~
we~~~ will nv noe the answer 4ever~~

BECOZ tat garl DUN 1 reply him anymore~~~



My advise to this fella~~
nv ever switch off ur phone during the night lar~~
aiyo , ppl urgent baru call u 1 mar~~
wont call u @ midnight for fun 1 lar~~
at least my frens wont do tat (call for fun) lor~~~
block those farkers if those farker dare to call u @ midnight just for kacau~~
c~~ u miss a chance~~
mayb tat garl really neds ur help at midnight~~
haihz…. Poor pity fella~~~



haihz~~~this fella stil switch off his mobile when he sleping~~
haihz~~~ tak listen others’ punya advise 1~~
I hope tat garl call him againz~~ in this weekend~~ 4 am something~~~

let's pray~~~~~

i wish c his "very down" punya muka~~~
dai 4~~~~
muahahaha~~~

workplace molestation~~~~!!!

molest by ur boss~~!!??
Damn it~~~

This is an old topic aredi~~
Workplace molestation~~~!!!!!
We always heard bout the female staff kena molest by their colleague~~~
normally is their superior~~

truth story here~~
I heard tat there is a female fren kena molest by her superior~~
40 ++ yrs old punya old fella~~
married som more~~~
4 HSL (Ham Sap Lou)~~

Damn it~~
Farker~~
Duo shui kah~~~
Sia shui fella~~~
4 oldman~~~~

mahai~~~ 40++ yrs old go molest a 20+ yrs old garl~~
u got hati 1 o not?
Ur heart kena makan by the dog~~!!???
Ada balasan 1 lar…
Mch~~ccb~~~
I think ur daughter also macam this kind of age only lar..
Imagine ur daughter kena molest by her hamsap superior lar…

Hrmmm~~~
That female fren dun dare to shout bout the truth~~
She diam-diam after kena molest then quit the company diam-diam too~~

Haihz~~
If my office punya female colleague kena molest~~!!??
Hrmm~~ I think the whole world also noe bout tat…
N mayb report to the police sommore~~~
(y sounds like my office’s garls so garang 1~~~!!??)
duno y lar.. they just giv me the feeling of this…
they all looks so “tough”~~~
tat’s y better dun kacau them~~~
lolz~~~ HSL wanna cari makan better go far far away~~~

I think our culture or our living environment is sick~~~
I think a lots females also dun dare to expose these molest stuff to the public or family 1~~
They think it’s so embarrassment~~~
Shy & shame to tell others~~

Sigh~~~
So the HSL becom more ganas lar~~
Whose the nex victim~~~!!??

farks man~~
I really feel wanna whack tat old fella although I’m not so closed wif tat female fren~~~
damn it~~ idiot~~
xia shui our guys faces~~~

garls~~~
u should report to the management if kena molest~~~
if the things cant settle internally (or the person who doing tat to u is ur boss)~~
report to the police~~
but~~ most cases go unreported as women feel shy away from the police involvement~~~
(n I think our country punya police may laugh on u also… make u feel more embarrassing~~~ this is M boleh~~~~~!!! )
if the policeman cant do anything~~~
then go report to the MCA 张天赐~~~
he sure will settle it for u 1~~~

dun just let it go~~~
must giv those farker idiot a lesson~~~!!!
If not, more n more molest + raping cases in future since those farker becom more n more fearless + brave~~~

HQ contract dpmnt Sunyi Sepi~~~~

haihz~~
sigh~~~
another 3 colleagues went to site againz...
1 of them go to gombak permai double terrace housing~~
n another 2 going to Johor Senai Air-port~~~

early is Tina & Umi, then Nicole following is EC , Mr Lee + Haur~~
now 3 more gone~~
aiks~~
then now HQ baru ada 3 QS~~~
sienz....
todayz just finish our works(tender)~~
after submitted the tender baru rasa my dpmnt sgt diam~~~
haihz....

boring~~~
more ppl baru more funz~~~

haihz....
Sunyi~~~~ Sepi~~~~ Sendiri~~~~~

bonus~~!!?? dream'ing lar~~~!!!!!

Hrmm…
join this company in last yr n get confirmed...
but i didn’t get the pro-rata bonus which is issue in this month~~~
A bit moody~~~

Reality is ruthless + cruel~~~
Every body discussing the bonus issue there~~
Sigh~~
Indelible bad memory~~
Grumble also useless now~~
Nothing I can do right now~~


Sienz~~~

ZzZzZzzz~~~!!!

hAM is blaming againz~~~!!!

BAKA~~~!!!



300+ CD's in front of my table now~~~
damn it~~~
choosing the CD's to buang now…

@#$%^&

ISO means Idiot Sarks Operation~~
Damn it~~ keep so many old data for so many years~~
From year 1999 until 2006~~
baka~~

year 1999-2003 punya tak payah think lar..
buang saja lar~~
settle it faster~~~

hrmmm…
300 / 8 years = 38 tenders..
average 38 tenders per yr…

hrmmm…
I think this yr consider as the lowest performance in my dpmnt compare wif the previously years records…
U mahu increment @ yr end~~!!??
Dreaming lar..
Lolz…

Sienz…
Boring…

I’m farking lazy + lousy now~~~

Motivate me pls~~~!!!

I miss the study life..
Usually I ponteng for 1 week once I feel bored…
n nomarly this will occur once in every semester...

life is farking boring now~~
ha~~~ there is a funny thing there..
i got 2 fren's nick stated "duno wat to do~~~" now...
they duno each other 1..
but their nick is same...
both of them also duno wat to do after 6...
life is so boring...

hrmm..
mayb i get influenced by them lar..
haihz... sienzz~~~

Hrmmm.. I think is time to hav a break~~~




ZzzZzZzzz~~

thieves ~~~!!??

Early of the morning~~
We reach our office~~~

n OMG~~~~!!!!
Wat’s going on to our department~~~!!???
Visited by the thieves~~!!??



Were is all the computers, tables & chair ~~~!!??
OMG~~ partition pun sudah hilang~~~
This thieves damn ganas lar..



Wah wah wah~~All the things are gone….



Wah~~ u c the ceiling board ~~!!??
The 1 my colleague pointing it~~!!??
My colleague Kong suspect the thieves come in thru the roof there…


Hrmmm….
his suspect on tat is consider reasonable also wat…
But~~ wait~~~!!!
our department @ 1st floor ler..
Atas masih ada 2nd floor ler..
Noway the kakilang(org sendiri) stole the things mer~~!!??
=.='''

hrmmm~~~
btw~~~ how the thieves move all these “properties” frm the office~~!!??
They got doraemon’s “magic pocket”~~~!???
So ganas lar…
We got so many security guards+ CCTV around lar..

Hrmm… so weird/ministry~~~~


Muahahaha~~
It's just a jok~~my office is under renovation recently…
This is becoz the RBH big family coming to join us soon…
The current partition layout couldn’t fit the huge numbers of staffs…
So, got to renovate then re-partition lar…

Lolz~~ my boss planning to renovate it partly…
(becoz the contracts depmnt stil ned to go on~~ y dun just let us vacation lar~~~?? )
=.=’’’
so, the worker demolish 1 part of my office n make som changes there~~

hrmm… hope + pray + wish I can sit back my original seats later…
tat seat really damn good feng shui 1~~~~
boss arr bosss~~~

pls~~~let me choose my seat~~~~~~!!!

~~某年某月某日某时和某人去某地做某事~~ (回忆)

星期六～ 晨九时～ 晴～


突然收到一封短讯～～
"wei wei, we watch the 9pm movie la."

哇～
偶马上弹起床来～～
上网买票去～～

哈哈～～鱼与熊掌～～
opss～～是鱼与乌龟～～～
偶选择了乌龟～～
偶去了和乌龟的约会～～放弃了工司年终晚宴～～
虽然说这是偶加入这公司后的第一次晚宴～～
不过和她比起来～～
偶还是选择了乌龟～～

再见了～～
偶的鱼翅～～
偶的烧鸡鸭～～
=.='''

啊～～～
天啊～～～
sunway's TGV e-ticket system only for booking purpose...
not available to buy it wif credit card...
炸到～～
吐血～～
how u fight wif GSC~~~!!???
=.=''

哈～
第一次的约会～～
不过只是普通的看场戏～～
不过偶还蛮期待的～～
今晚看戏去咯～～




~~后记~~
哈~~这是几个月前的事了～～
偶今天突然 click 到这草稿～～

哈～～这算是偶第一次和＂陌生女子＂"约会"吧～～
感觉还蛮不错的～～
虽然偶觉得偶的表现糟透了～～

你不是经常蛮多话讲的吗～～！！？？
口水多过茶的咩～～！！？？

那只是在网上或熟人面前而已～～
她是女的咧～～
还要面对面~~

女的又酱～～！！？
又不会吃掉你的～～

偶～～偶怕嘛～～
她又酱漂亮～～
看着她的眼睛偶什么话都说不出口料～～
哈哈哈～～


后来～～
发生了一些事～～
也不知有事还是没事～～
唉～～～

偶觉得~~有点可惜～～
一个酱漂亮又大方的女子～～
就酱慢慢的疏远了～～
唉～～～

就酱～～～
偶也不知怎样了～～

而这稿就酱静静的隐藏～沉睡~~在偶的blog里～～
直到今天～～

~~~RM26 million for Proton dealers~~~

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Yesterday we QS'ian (QS Kaki) gathering againz…
Dinner @ 88 restaurant….
After finish all our food + dish..
We start salking about nonsense…
Starting the topic frm garls until the gov….

yi~~~ ada org jual news paper wor~~
buy 1~~ buy 1~~

here is the part of the conversation~~~~~


wai: wah~~ gov say owners would be able to sell their cars which are more than 15 years old to proton for a RM5,000 coupon~~~ u can it as a down payment to purchase new proton cars wor~~

Keap: wah~~ then i can ask my dad change his car lor~~

hAM: ur dad's car sudah 15 yrs old?? 55 change lor.. i think this kind of kang tao , 1st come 1st get 1...

Keap: 13 yrs old only...

hAM: ..............

Keap:hrmm.. do u noe tat proton dealers get compensate frm gov??

hAM: yes yes~~yes~~!! I read this news be4… Proton offered RM150k to each dealer, money that it had obtained from the gov~~~ that’s RM10 million there…. but only 30+ ppl accepted it only… others say they worth not only this price ler… then request more wor..

Keap: yalar.. they say wan 300k… 150k not enough lar…

Wai: wah wah wah~~ kam dou dak~~?? (ini org selalu send by his boss to dubai~~ so tak ada read m'sia news paper)

hAM: let’s register to becomz the proton dealer lar… 1st.. we pergi rent an empty shoplot.. chinchai lar.. rent frm Kampong lar.. rental + expenses~~ 2k per month should be ok… then after 2 months we close it.. n request for the compensate..

Weng: u gila arr?? 1 month enough lar.. rent 2 months for wat? u got alots money arr??

Keap: yalor.. no need renovation arr.. ??

hAM: told u empty office lorr.. deng.. but I think 1 month also can aredi 1 lar..

wai: wah… no “salesman” inside tat shop ?? later the gov ppl check how?

hAM: aiyo.. when they com n check , we just giv them 200 lar.. deng… this kind of thing very easy to handle 1 lar… easy jobs lar… the salesman issue ler.. is so easy… u, u, u & u (weng , wai , keap & hup)… damn.. we aredi got 4 salesmans.. dun play play.. we all got cert 1 ler.. all also “du shu ren”… professional QS pergi sell car.. banyak adcance ler.. u think our salary is low arr.. all also best of the best ler…

Keap: yalor yalor… then when the customers wanna test drive right..? we got wira, gen2, iswara, waja here… wira got special edition some more…

Hup: if the customer say wanna test satria~~??

Weng: tell the customer.. “were got ppl take satria 1.. out jorr larr…” n if them ask for perdana, then we can say “perdana tak ada keluar jorr lar…”

Hup: the customer wanna test drive must test it @ night~~ we tell them “were got ppl test drive in the morning 1.. so farking jam.. test @ night.. the highway tak ada kereta.. easier for u to test the speed of the car… then I can take my uncle’s waja let the client test it.. “u slow slow test lar”.. hahaha…

Hup: wah , sounds like not bad lar... if our biz very good then how orr? stil wan to close it~~!??

hAM: then we dun close it lar.. continue be the dealer lar.. but it seems like difficult than kena TOTO lar… hahahaha…

semua org ketawa: hahahahahaahaha~~~

~~~~the end of this topic~~~~
(the QSian start another topic againz~~~~)



~~~~~~appendix~~~~~

Prot*n's dealer: oii~~~give us RM300k lah~~~ RM150k where got enough? we invest up a minimum of RM200k to setup the operations lar... (BULL SHIT'ING)


Prot*n: err~~~ Ok lah~~~ nah~~here is RM300k, take it~~~
(haiya~~ money doesnt matter, as long as the problem can be solve ~~MOney? u take it only lar…)

~~week-end blues~~

Err….
My boss damn rajin every day~~
Alwayz reading news paper in his room~~
Start wif The Star, then The New Straits Times..
then following by the SinChew Jit Poh~~~

I strongly believe tat this is becoz he is looking for new tender frm the news paper…

I choose to believe my own view….
Strongly~~

definitely I’m right~~~



Hahahaha~~~

nv ever sign in any account infront of ur fren~~

Damn it~~~

I knew tat..
I tot he can be trust...

Advise to u guys~~
to avoid ur relationship between u n urs frens get “infected”~~
PLS nv ever sign in any account (either internet account or ATM) in front of ur fren….
Avoid tat~~!!!!

Damn it~~
My fren use my personal password to log in my frenster…
Zzzz….. I’m not sure tat am I really forgot to sign out or wat lar..
But the fact is~~ my frenster account really did sign in afterward….

N I feel tat there is always a “gap” in between us now….
I feel so angry….
N disappointed…

Damn it~~~
Who gonna to be trust nex time??
Do I need to change all my password~~!!??

Recently I really disappointed wif my frens…
I feel I have been betrayed by my frens..
Twice~~~ by dif ppl~~

I alwyz tot my frens can be trusted…

I think I’m over confident….

I feel moody for this since few weeks ago…
N now~~ I experienced it againz~~~
I really did Infected by this…..
I really feel tat I'm not being respected now~~
I really feel hurts~~
The feeling of being betrayed is sarks~~~

I re-evaluate’ing myself now~~

Y last time I nv care bout this kind of things 1~~!??
did I change~~!??
I becom stingy now~~!??
Am I~~~~!!??


I feel weary & tired~~
N I’m tired~~~

ZzzzZzZzzzz~~~~~



~~~additional (22th June 2007)~~

hrmm… tat fella seems like sign in my account againz..
haihz~~~~ my other fren told me my frenster shown i sign in within 24 hours gainz...



btw~~
EC~~
thanks for ur comment~~
hehehe.. I think I get “something” there..


some things in life are bad,
they can really make you mad,
so, i think we ned to be alwayz look on the bright side of life~~~

Lesser hope, minor disappointing, more satisfied~~
World is not only “black” & “white”~~
sometimes ada grey punya ~~

(i 1der y not colourful ?? )



hahaha~~


comment to myself :
dun always pessimistic/negative thinking lar~~
beside black, white, grey stil ada banyak color 1~~~
red, yellow, blue, green n bla bla bla~~

hahaha~~
I sudah “Dual personality” jorrr~~
sendiri cakap dgn sendiri~~~

♪♪ moody ~~ no more~~~♪♪

errmmm.....
almost 1 week nv update my blog~~

coz abit bizy on doing som presentation for bosS~~
+ office ada revonation~~
+ i moody in these few dayz~~~

lolz~~ mooD becom better right now~~~~
after go out yamcha wif the old fella CK~~~
muahahahaha~~~

now i noe tat when u r down~~
PLS go out wif an old salesman~~~
they really do cheer u up 1~~~~

lolz~~~

♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪

zzzz~~~pain~~

my neck twisted~~~

damn it~~
cannot turn to right side~~~

zzz~~~
i do looks like a robot~~~

zzzz~~~~~~

liverpoOL 1st Anniversary~~

errmm...
4th of June 2006~~
1 yr ago~~
i went to UK~~
now sudah 4th of June 2007~~

aiks….
really fast....

kelvin remind me tat sudah 1 yr aredi ~~



ermm..
i becom older n older....

ermmm...
sudah 1 yr~~~~
cepatnya~~~~

满意吗~~!!??

你总不能让所有人都满意，因为不是所有人都是人~~!!

U tak boleh satisfy semua orang..
kerane sebahagian orang tu bukan orang~~

bookfest~~

haihz...
forgot to slot my card..
damn it~~
pay by cash~~~
4 books sudah make my 80 bucks gone~~~
damn~~~

i should go this bookfest last week lar...
a lots books sold out~~~
damn~~~!!!

so many boOKs wif me now~~
i think nex weekend stay @ home lar~~
farking poOr now~~~

sex~~a necessity for pak tuo'ing couple~~!!??

i doing a research todayz~~
since my GM not around~~
i'm so free~~
the topic is 性生活--是不是男女朋友的必需品~~!!??
sex-- a necessity for pak tuo'ing couple~~

agree or disagree~~!!??

early i msg to 30 ppl in my msn list(guys which is online)~~

"todayz's topic
性生活--是不是男女朋友的必需品~~!!??
if feel free..
pls answer.. n u may giv comment..
Dun influence by others…
n ur answer will keep as secret...

hahaha.. i'm doing research.. =p
tq for ur involve =p"


ermmm~~ after 1 ++ hour~~
the result is out~~

result of the research(frm 30 guys)~~

agree ~ 21 org; (70.00%)
disagree ~ 3 org; (10.00%)
depends ~ 2 stupid fellas; (6.67%) (depends ur head lar~~lolz~~~~)
no reply ~ 4 org (13.33%)

~~~n here is the some of the funny comments~~~

(K) :
yea..
necessary..
but sometimes i veiw it as immoral..
(really~~!??)
many ppl r gettin marry late..
if no sex, how 2 maintain wor..
tis is both mentally n physicaly needs..
oso important in maslow hierarchy of needs..
Wahahaha..
(cool~~~mentally + physically + Maslow's hierarchyof needs pun sudah keluar~~~ =.="' ~~muahahaha)

(D):
dude, we are all human...
no sex = not intresting love life...

(H):
no...
ppl doing, i'm won doing....
(i can understand it as the chinese ppl say 人做我不做，我有我态度 ~ som thing like i wont be copy cat lar)

(M):
yes, strongly agree
kekeke!!!!

(Y):
depand la...
but more on no..
hehe.. depand…
depand will be my answer la..

(SW):
yes...
lol...
of course depending on individual la...
if both agree then ok la...
sex is not a must...
but eventually MOST people will do la
(i'm not saying a MUST lar.... necessity lar... =.=''')
the most important or needed thing to do at a particular time - defination for nessasary
(swt~~ u pergi cari dictionary bout the definition of necessary~~~ =.=''')
well i agree tat the couple having a sex to make relationship bcome more closer between each other...
however it mus be carry out in a moderate time...
(hahaha~~ farker.... bullshit'ing~~dun cover lar... hahahaha~~)



~~~~~the end of the research~~~~~

hahaha~~ just take it as a jok lar..
lolz.. the purpose of doing this research is becoz i'm too boring~~
n it mayb can cheer up som of u~~~
lolz~~ i also able to use this opportunities to keep in touch wif those ppl i seldom contact...
guys~~ keep in touch man~~~
find me yamcha if free lar...
lolz~~~

( u guys punya answer will keep as secret~~ tak payah takut~~ muahahahaha~~ for those who wanna noe wat's my answer 1.. PLS PM me~~ lolz~~~~)

*PM means private msg